04x11 - No Putts, No Glory/Sick Day

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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[squawks]

Ha! Ha! Check it out!
I can chase that bird with my drone!

Hey, come on, man.
Leave the bird alone.

This is the coolest game!
I'm gonna get one.

Can't. Limited edition.
Not available.

Come on, come on!

Ooh! I'm gonna get
the high score!

Hey, guys,
look what my drone can do!

-Alvin, get the loot pack!
-There's a loot pack!

-Follow the loot pack!
-Go left!

-Let's go, guys.
-Coming!

Guys, if you want to get to
Putt-N-Stuff, we have to go now.

-Just a sec, Dave.
-Now!

Ugh!

OK, Simon, that puts you two
behind the golf master,

yours truly.
And, Theodore, you're 28 behind.

What? I'm 28 behind?

Oh! I... I don't want
to play any more.

Theodore, maybe you want
to try a normal swing this time.

I've been doing my normal swing.

OK, just...
let's just forget it.

I'm... I'm...
I'm just not good at sports.

Simon, I think it's time

to give Theodore
a boost in confidence.

Uh, sure. What are you thinking?

Theodore, did you know
that sports are 70% confidence

and only 30% skill?

Isn't that right?

No, Alvin.
That's not even remotely true.

OK, Simon doesn't know,
which is why

he's not any good
at sports either.

It doesn't matter.

I mean, you can't
just give yourself confidence.

But I can give it to you!

What?

OK, now just hold still.

From one to another,
I give my confidence... like no other.

[makes whooshing sounds]

So, Theodore can play
all sports...

[makes whooshing sounds]

...and know he isn't a dork.

Kapowee!

[makes whooshing sounds]

Oh! Theodore!
You are glowing with confidence!

OK. Here. Come on.
Now put your ball down. OK.

Close your eyes,
and with all that confidence,

visualise your ball
going into the hole!

OK. Now, now,
with your eyes closed,

swing and count to three.

Then open your eyes
and see what you've done!

-Alvin, I don't think...
-And swing!

Now count!

One, two, three.

-So, where did my ball go?
-Where did it go?

Right here! Hole in one, pal!
You're the winner!

What? I... I did that?

The power of confidence!

But I don't have any!
[gasps] Oh, wait a minute.

You gave it to me, right?

Well, I gave you
about 70% of my confidence.

You know,
because I'm a great older brother.

Dave, guess what?
I won the golf game!

-Oh, Theodore. Really?
-Yeah!

It's actually
all thanks to Alvin,

because he gave me


How did he do that?

Dave, can we focus
on what's important here?

Theodore's playing like a champ
and that's what matters.

[snoring]

-Hello? Hello?
-Huh?

Do you know where Theodore is?
I can't find him.

He asked me to drop him off
at Putt-N-Stuff.

He thinks he's a golf god.

-What's wrong with that?
-He's not!

Dave, for the first time,
Theodore's enjoying a sport.

Alvin, I want you
to tell him the truth.

Dave, come on, he's happy!

Besides, what harm can it do?

There we go. Putt Putt
Mini-Masters Golf Tournament.

Wait,
you're signing up for this?

Yeah,
Alvin gave me his confidence,

so now I'm really good at golf.

Uh, yeah. I noticed you've got
a real unusual technique.

Closing your eyes when you hit
your shot, it's interesting.

Yeah.

So you don't even check to see
if it went in the hole?

Nope. I don't need to.
I know it went in.

I wonder if I could beat you.
Maybe we could bet each other?

Derek, look,
I... I basically can't lose.

So, I wouldn't want you to bet
anything you really like, OK?

Alvin's got that new video game,
Zombies versus Aliens, right?

Yeah, but...

And I've got this drone
he loves.

Oh, no, no.
I can't bet Alvin's stuff.

Why not? You can't lose.
You'll just be getting my drone.

That's true!

And then I can give Alvin
the drone to show my gratitude!

Yeah. You could surprise him.

Yeah! A surprise!

-Hi!
-Hi!

-You what?
-I signed up to compete.

-Why would you do that?
-So I could win.

Well, yes. No, obviously.

But I'm wondering...
would it really, you know,

-be fair for you to compete?
-You're just too good.

You know,
give the little guy a chance.

I am the little guy.

I've never won anything
and this is my chance.

Give the little guy a chance?
Who's littler than me?

Theodore,
I have something to tell you.

What?

Well,
I just want you to know that...

you know, first, you know,
I'm really sorry.

For... for what?

Well, um... it's, um...
it's about the confidence.

-Alvin, I... I already know.
-You do?

Of course.
You're gonna want it back.

And I promise, I'll give it
right back after the tournament,

OK? Don't worry.

Oh, Alvin. I feel like
the luckiest kid in the world

to have a brother like you.

-Good night.
-[gulps]

[Chipmunk song playing]

One, two, three.

Did... did I make it?

You sure did! Ha, ha, ha!

What? I'm just boostin'
the little guy's confidence.

Oh. Is that what you call it?

You're never gonna make it!

Ha, ha! See? I told ya!

I just want to say,
you play so well,

you'll probably come in second,
after me.

Thank you.
But I don't know if I'll play well.

That guy
keeps messing with my head.

Yeah, Derek. He's mean,
but I'm gonna get him back.

Really? How?

I bet him my brother's
video game, but he's gonna lose

and I'm gonna get his drone
and give it to my brother.

-Oh, well, um... good luck.
-Thank you.

Oh, I'm so excited
about the tournament tomorrow!

I'm going to put my trophy
on the shelf right next to Alvin's.

-Where is Alvin?
-Downstairs, talking to Dave.

Simon, can you keep a secret?

Yeah.

So, I made this bet with Derek.

I tried to tell him, Dave,
but that face!

The little Theodore eyeballs
looking up at me.

I couldn't do it!
He was so happy!

He's not gonna be happy
after the tournament!

-Hey.
-Are you all right?

No. I'm freaking out.
I'm so nervous.

You can still back out
and save yourself the humiliation.

-What?
-Be quiet, Derek.

What? I'm trying to be helpful.
Back off.

He's destroyed my confidence.

And if I can't handle
a punk like him,

then I'm never gonna be
a good competitor.

And I love sports so much!

Tiffany, you're the best player,
I mean, besides me.

But the game is only 30% skill.

You know,
and the rest is confidence.

Nah... I don't think that's...

Shh! Be still.
I'm gonna do something.

[makes whooshing sounds]

From one to another...
[makes whooshing sounds]

...I give you my confidence
like no other.

[makes whooshing sounds]

So you can win today...

and not play like a...
like a dork!

-Oh!
-Kapowee!

[makes expl*sive sounds]

But don't you need
that confidence

to win your bet with Derek?

Tiffany, I have more confidence
than I know what to do with.

This video game is the best thing
I ever bought myself!

Um, Alvin,
I have something to tell you.

[sobs] No, no, no!

I can't believe it,
I can't believe it, I can't believe it!

Will you get it together?
We're here.

Um, I'll wait in the car, guys.

I'm... I'm so sorry, Alvin,
but...

He knows, Theodore.
Give me the game, Alvin.

-I can't. I can't.
-Yes, you can.

-Now, just let it go.
-Theodore! I wanna thank you.

-Tiffany won the tournament!
-[sobs] No! No! No!

-Give it to me!
-No, I don't want to!

-You can keep it.
-No, no, he can't.

Theodore made a bet with Derek.

I know
and after Theodore gave me his...

well, Alvin's confidence,
which was the sweetest thing ever,

I made a bet with Derek
that I could win. So, here...

-What?
-I hate golf! Argh!

That's amazing! Oh!
But Derek can keep his drone.

[her dad] Tiffany!

Oh, Theodore,
you have to meet my parents.

-See you guys!
-And thank you!

Simon, do you know
what this means?

-What?
-Confidence in a bottle.

We can sell it.

[Simon] Please be quiet.

[Alvin] It worked for Tiffany!

[hacking cough]

You OK, Alvin?

[groaning]

I don't feel good.

Oh! You look terrible!

Oh... Oh... I'll get Dave.

OK. Hold on. Hold on.
Today's the 19th.

You just happen to get sick

the same day
as the Dagarack Convention?

I'm telling you, Simon,
I'm really sick.

Oh, really? So sick that you're wearing
your Dagarack costume?

Oh, OK. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Lemme just...
Here we go... Here we go.

What's the matter, Alvin?
Not feeling well?

I think I'll be OK, Dave.

But wait. Hold on a minute.

If you're sick,
you can't go to school.

Um, Dave?

Oh, of course.
You get sick on the exact day

you've begged me
to miss school for weeks.

What a coincidence!

[sneezes] Seriously? You too?

Oh, Alvin. OK. Here, look,
let me just feel your head.

Hmm. OK. Really hot.

Um... Jeez, maybe you are sick.

Ugh! What gave it away, Dave?

My fever? The sneezing?

The watery eyes? Or maybe...

No, maybe I turned
my electric blanket on high.

You know...
or maybe I put drops in my eyes, right?

Or maybe I used sneezing powder
to make me sneeze.

Oh, wait. You know what?
I'm gonna call the doctor.

[violent coughing]

-Hello? Hello?
-Oh, yes, hello, Doctor.

-This is David Seville and...
-Fever? Watery eyes?

-Cold-like symptoms?
-Well, yes. Yes. How did you...

My office is filled with kids
with the exact same symptoms!

-It's an epidemic!
-[coughing]

-Cover your mouth, Billy!
-Oh, OK.

-Well, should he go to school?
-School?

What kind of a parent
are you?

-Well... you know, I...
-Of course not!

[hangs up]

OK, Alvin.
No school for you today.

OK, Dave. Whatever you say.

I've got an all-day meeting downtown.
You gonna be OK?

Oh. Oh, Dave, don't worry.

[coughs] I'll be fine.
All I need is a little...

[snoring]

Oh, who is it? Who is...
Oh, Dave it's you.

Oh, would you just turn off
the light?

h*, h*! Kevin, they bought it!

Yep. The old sneezing-powder,
eye-drop, heating-pad combo.

Meet you at the bus stop.

So, I'm very excited about...

-[screaming]
-[man] What's going on?

[woman] I know what that is.
That's the Dagarack Convention.

My kids have been bugging me
for ages to go to it.

You'd not believe what they tried to pull
to avoid school.

Um, do you guys mind
if we reschedule?

-This is the best day ever!
-Isn't it?

Kevin. Kevin. Is that...?

[both] It is! It's Garth Dagarack!

[Dave] Alvin?

[school bell rings]

So, you haven't
heard from Alvin?

-Where are you?
-Well, I played a hunch.

I'm at the Dagarack Convention
and thought I just saw Alvin.

Probably just my imagination.

Well, you should call him.

Wait. Wait.
Better yet, video chat him.

Oh, that's a great idea.

I'd just be checking in
on my sick son, right?

-Nothing wrong with that.
-OK, bye. Thanks.

Excuse me!

Sorry. Family emergency.

-Give me the phone.
-Oh, all right.

OK, I think we lost him.

-[phone rings]
-[gasps] It's your dad!

Oh, we're so busted!

Will you just take
a deep breath.

Remember, we've planned
for this. We're ready!

-Follow me.
-[phone keeps ringing]

[coughs] Hello?

Oh, hey, Alvin.

[coughs] Oh, Dave,
you're not checking up on me, are you?

No! I just wanted to see
how you're feeling.

[coughs] Still... still sick.
Still tired.

OK. So, good. Um... you know,
just call if you need anything.

And that is how it's done.

-Do you think he bought it?
-Oh, believe me, he bought it.

And don't worry. I know exactly
where he is at all times.

-How?
-I put a tracker on his phone.

Wow. I am next-level impressed.

[on loudspeaker]
Congratulations, Alvin S.

You have won the drawing
for the signed Staff of Wonderment.

Please proceed to the check-in desk
to collect your prize.

Sorry! Sorry! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Coming through!

[Dave] Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me!
Excuse me! Coming through!

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's on to us!
He's coming this way!

Oh, no! What do we do?

Guys, guys, look!
It's Hadron, King of the Banyons!

[clamouring]

Alvin?

Hi! Hi, my name is Alvin S!

I'm supposed to pick up
the Staff of Wonderment?

OK.

-We're kinda in a hurry.
-Right. Got it.

He's on his way.
There's no way we'll get it in time.

Oh! We're history!

Wait a sec. Not yet.

Oh, guys,
I just need to get through here!

We're placing you under arrest.

You're what?
I'm sorry, who are you?

We are the Imperial Guards
of Dagory!

It's Digory, dude.
And we're placing you under arrest

for the plan to kidnap
the most high Dagarack.

Wait! Wait! Was he short?
Squeaky voice?

Your punishment is one hour confinement
in Misery Mines!

Oh, guys,
you're kidding, right?

I mean, I don't really have
to stay here for an hour, do I?

-[phone rings]
-Hi, Dave.

Simon. Have you heard from Alvin?

No. Of course not.
I mean, I assume he's home, sleeping.

Yeah, that's what I thought too.
But I could have sworn I just saw him.

Where are you now?

Oh, I'm... you know,
just... in... in jail.

-Wait! Wait! What?
-Dave's in jail.

No, no.
It's not that kind of a jail.

You know,
it's called Misery Mines.

Misery Mines?
Oh, that's even worse!

Dave, if they offer you
the galactic split-pea soup,

just say no. Say no!

I keep thinking I see Alvin.

I must be going crazy.

Yep. That's what Misery Mines
does to you.

[Simon hangs up] Sorry, Theodore.
I gotta get home.

[Chipmunk song playing]

Oh, no!
Dave's gonna beat us home!

-OK, Alvin!
-[groaning]

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh... you were telling the truth
all along?

Alvin, I'm so sorry.
I've got to apologise to you.

-[groans]
-No, Alvin, please,

let me just get this out.

It's... it's just getting
so hard to believe you any more.

Alvin, what are you gonna do?

Dave's got us.

Let's just eat the panini
and enjoy our last meal.

No way! My mom made this for me!

Kevin, I'm starving!

Then your dad
should have made you a panini!

-I just want a bite!
-No, you can't have it!

-Kevin, give it to me!
-I'm not sharing!

You are being so selfish!

-[Alvin] Give me that!
-Stop it! I need... What?

[both] Oh, no!

[honking]

Well, no panini,
but we got rid of Dave!

I don't care!

I've been looking forward
to that sandwich all day!

-Hey, Alvin. How you feeling?
-Oh, much better.

I'm on my way home.
You need anything?

Oh... hot soup would be really good
for my sore throat, Dave.

OK. I'll just stop by the...

-What?
-Stop by the what, Dave?

Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, Dave!
I'm so... technology...

I just... I don't know what.

Anyway, I'm just gonna see you
when I get home.

I... I mean...
when you get home!

Because I'm already there.

You know, I mean here!
Here in bed! OK? OK, OK, bye!

[screaming] Alvin!

It's just that,
you know, you lie so much,

-it's... well, it's hard to...
-[phone rings]

Oh. Hey, Dave. Yeah, no.
I'm sitting right here with him.

Wait, wait. What? What?

But... no, he's...

Theodore! What are you doing?

Uh... I don't know.

Alvin called me and told me
I could have this candy

if I just got into his bed
and didn't say anything.

Isn't that nice of him?

[screaming] Oh, Alvin!

-[message]
-Grounded for three weeks?

I guess
it could have been worse.

Oh, no! Plus dish duty?

-[another message]
-Wait. There's more?

[lots of messages pour in]

And that is why they say
crime never pays.

Gimme that!

Oh, no.

[sobs] Not the Staff of Wonderment!
Oh, no!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪