04x01 - The Toy/Bloodline

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-What's wrong with Theodore?
-Well,

it's the one-year anniversary

of losing his lookalike
Theodore doll.

Oh, right. Ugh!
Think he'll ever get over it?

Oh, I... I hope so.

Hey, Theodore.
How... how ya doing?

I... I still feel so guilty.

I... I didn't
hold on to him tight enough.

[Theodore] He... he told me
he didn't like water,

'cause...
'cause he couldn't swim,

but I... I took him anyway.

[Theodore] Aaah! Oh, no!

I'm gonna go now.

[door bell rings]

-Theodore Seville?
-Yes.

"Sometimes,
when we go through hardships,

we come out even more special."

Oh! It's T2!

Oh, T2,
I'm... I'm so happy to see you!

What are you doing, Theodore?

I've reunited T2
with his brothers

so they can catch up.

Oh! They're having the best time. Look!

It's... it's like they were
never away from each other.

Right. Yeah. Well, they're
obviously enjoying themselves.

Yeah! Right?

Let's not interrupt them.

[owl hoots]

-No!
-What? What's wrong?

-Look! T2 moved!
-You mean he fell over?

No. Why would he just fall over?

Oh, well, probably
just exhausted from his trip

and, you know, all
the excitement from the reunion.

Oh, yeah. Well, maybe.

Or he just fell over,
'cause he's a doll!

OK.

Come on.
You've had a very big day.

Time for bed. Here you go.

Are... are you comfortable?

Good. OK.

Now... now, remember, I'm right
here if you have a bad dream.

[gasps] Where... where's T2?

Oh... Who?

Oh, there you are!

What are you doing over here?

Alvin, do... do you think
he moved by himself?

Um, I'm gonna go with no.

You might have moved him
in your sleep, Theodore,

and, you know,
just don't remember.

Or he walked there by himself.
The note said he was special.

-Not that special.
-Well, you never know.

OK, I'm going to leave now
to go downstairs for breakfast.

What's your hurry, Theodore?

T2's waiting.

Wouldn't want to keep
T2 waiting.

Look, Alvin, we have to accept
that Theodore is...

[Theodore screaming]

He... he moved! Again!

Theodore, isn't that
where you left him?

No, Alvin, it is not!

I left him
on the edge of the trunk

and now he's
in the middle of the trunk.

I'm... I'm pretty sure
T2 is alive.

[Chipmunk song playing]

Simon, we have got to set up
a sting operation to catch,

you know, whoever is moving
Theodore's stupid doll.

What about my stupid doll?

We need to find out
who's moving him.

Yeah, well, that's fine with me,

because I'm going to prove
to you that T2 is alive.

And he's brought
the other toys to life too

with... with his superpowers!

Are you out of your...?

You know what I'll do?
I'll set up a night-vision camera

so we can record T2
when we're sleeping.

Oh, yes!

[owl hoots]

[Theodore gasps] He moved again!

[gasps] Let's check the footage.

It looks like something's
blocking the camera.

Huh! It looks like T2 had one
of his doll friends cover the lens.

That doesn't seem stupid.

That seems pretty smart,
if you ask me.

Ugh! This doesn't make sense!

It makes perfect sense.
He's like Pinocchio.

You know,
he was gone for a while,

and then he had some hardships,

and then he came back
to Geppetto

and... and he was a real boy!

OK, Theodore, I really need you
to pay close attention.

T2 isn't a real boy. All right?
He's still a doll.

I mean, cute,
looks like you and all that,

but, if he were real,
he'd be eating and talking and...

Well, he might not be talking,
but he's walking

and he's getting all the other toys
to walk around too.

He's real!

You're nuts!
[in Spanish] Loco en la cabeza.

He's a doll!

Simon, he's right!
His doll is alive!

You gotta do something!

There's nothing to do, Alvin.

Besides, I don't even know
why you're so freaked out.

It's a Theodore doll.
If it were alive,

we'd have more of Theodore's
sweetness in the house.

Simon, don't be a fool!
Everybody has a dark side!

Plus, this doll
came to us very mysteriously.

Completely out of the blue,

with a note attached to it
saying, "I'm special."

And... and we have
no idea who sent it!

We just know
it wasn't any of us!

[screaming]

OK, I think we can agree
that was a bit of an overreaction.

Yeah. Yeah. Agreed.

[shrieking]

I... I... I...

I guess this toy was leaning
on the first toy that fell.

[doll speaking] Who wants to play?

[screaming]

Why are you guys screaming?

We're just getting
a little freaked out.

Yeah, yeah, so tonight we have
to find out once and for all

what's going on!

-How?
-We're gonna stay up all night

and see what these guys do
when they think we're asleep.

[snoring]

Alvin. Alvin, are you awake?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm... I'm awake!

But... but I just heard you snoring.

That wasn't me. I don't snore.

Guys, will you just be quiet?

The toys have to think
we're asleep.

Oh, I can't believe
I just said that.

Come on, guys, I know
you can do it. Don't fall asl...

Theodore, wake up.

Huh?

HELLO, THEODORE!

I was supposed to wake Theodore.

I never said
you could wake him up.

-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't.

Yes, you did!

[plane talking] Heads up!

[locomotive hoots]

Oh! This... this is fantastic!

Did you guys
do this every night?

Every night we fiesta
as if it is our last!

Where is the music?

[mariachi music]

Where did they come from?

They come from
across the street, Señor.

But they party with us
every night! Arriba!

[reindeer] Uh-oh!

Intruder!

Was I dreaming?

[screams]

-It's T2!
-[Alvin] I saw it! I saw it!

I know! I know! I saw it too!
He's a real boy!

Wait, wait... Jeanette?

What... what are you doing here?

Hello? Jeanette? We can see you.

OK, well... let me explain.

[Jeanette] See... Well, Theodore,
when you lost your doll,

I... I looked everywhere.
And when I finally found him,

I... I hid him in my backpack,

because I couldn't let you
see him that way.

Then what?

Well... well, then,
I... I did a lot of research

and I found the most
skilled toy maker, who, well...

who could fix your doll.

It took him a whole year
to repair it,

but when he finished,
it was perfect.

Almost.

What do you mean, almost?

The toy maker sent me
a note right after T2 arrived,

saying he had made
a terrible mistake

and begged me to correct it.

Well, what's the mistake?

Well, I hate to point it out,

but the shoelaces
are the wrong colour.

So I tried to replace them,
so I wouldn't have to send T2 back,

but every time I tried,
something would go wrong

or you would come into the room.

Wait, wait... shoelaces?

You terrorised us
over shoelaces?

Well, he's a perfectionist.

I guess I should have told you
that I was involved,

but, you see,

this way it seemed so much
more magical and mysterious.

It's all right, Jeanette.
No harm done.

No harm done?
Are you kidding me?

I was terrified!

-Thank you.
-Oh... You're welcome.

OK. Well, good night.
Sleep tight.

Oh! Sleep tight?
Should have thought of that

before you snuck
into our bedroom

-in the middle of the night!
-OK, OK.

Can we just go to bed?

[squeaks]

-Whose is this?
-I don't know.

-I've never seen it before.
-[chuckles] I have.

Good night.

I thought Dave said
you needed to fix this.

No, Dave said
it needed to get fixed.

[slurps] He didn't say by who.

[loud ceremonial music]

[clears throat]

Ugh! It's too short!

I wanted a carpet that could
reach the door! I've said that!

My apologies, sir.

Hey, Bocarter! What's the deal?

-Halt!
-No, it's all right, Jeeves.

He's just a harmless commoner.

Commoner? What's that?

Oh, well,
Bocarter thinks he's special.

Ah! I know I am. I just took
a DNA test that proves

I'm a descendant of King Henry
the V, one, one, one!

[clears throat]
It's Henry the eighth, sir.

Yeah, whatever.
King Henry the eighth.

Yeah,
and I'm Abe Lincoln's grandson.

The DNA test doesn't lie!

Jeeves, prepare my tea

and remove these urchins
from the property.

-Everybody's special!
-[Bocarter] No, they're not!

You want my DNA? What for?

Bocarter sent his
to this company

and learned he's Henry VIII's
great, great, great, great,

grand-nephew
three times removed.

I want to make sure
you're special too.

No, Alvin. It's ridiculous.
I'll go for my run

and I'm pretty sure
you've got homework.

Why won't Dave just give us
a little, tiny,

itty-bitty piece of saliva,
so we can do the DNA test?

[Alvin] Dave could be a king
of some island paradise!

-Making us awesome princes.
-[span style="style_1"][Theodore] Really?[/i]

[Alvin] Or Dave could be related
to some famous astronaut

and we could fly around
in spaceships!

[Theodore] Oh, boy!

[Alvin] Or he could be the heir
to a huge fortune

and we could get
anything we want!

[Theodore] That would be so cool!

We have got to get Dave's DNA!

-Are you in?
-I'm in!

[Chipmunk song playing]

h*, h*, h*!
All we have to do now

is mail it in
and wait for the results.

This one's heavy.

What you got in here,
a box of bricks?

Oh, sorry about that.

I ordered a new set of knives.

-Now?
-Wait for it...

And... go for it!

Dave! Dave!
Did... did my letter arrive?

-Oh, what letter is that?
-Oh... uh... you know.

I, uh,
a letter from... someone.

Does someone have a name?

Oh! Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He... he's... he's my pen pal.

And... and his name is...
Oh! Pen... Pen Pal... Yeah!

Oh! Oh! Here it is! Bye!

So, what does it say?

-Are we kings?
-OK, let's see.

"Dear Mister,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

We've linked you
to these historical figures

with the same genome
sequencing... blah, blah..."

Dave's from Mister Blah Blah?

Ugh! No, Theodore.
We're gonna need a translator.

Wait, wait, wait.
You sent in Dave's DNA sample?

Simon, OK, will you just put
your outrage aside for a second?

We just want to know
if Dave owns a castle

or is a ruler
of some island nation.

Nope. I refuse.
Not interested. Nope.

Oh, OK.
So, let me just get this straight.

You're telling me,
as a scientist,

you're not the least bit curious

as to what these very scientific
results can tell us?

You'd rather stay in the dark,
would you?

Huh? Uh... Yeah. Yeah.
Stay in the dark!

And... and it's really,
really dark too.

Oh, gimme that.

Oh... We'll show Bocarter
who's king around here!

So, what does it say?

Oh. Um... Oh, Theodore,

um, would you mind getting me
a glass of water, please?

Uh, OK.

I didn't want him to hear this,

but according
to the DNA results,

Dave is a direct descendant
of... Jack the Ripper!

Wait. Wait, Simon.
Did you say Jack the rapper?

Dave's actually a rapper?

No, Alvin. He's not a rapper.

He was a serial k*ller
in Victorian London.

Then why was he called
Jack the Rapper?

Ripper! The Ripper!
You're missing the point!

Dave's ancestor
was a deranged k*ller!

Oh, you caught...
We were just having a little joke.

You know, ripper, rapper...
[chuckles]

Really? 'Cause... 'cause
it didn't sound like a joke.

Oh! Sure it was!
Dave's ancestor's a serial k*ller.

Oh, please.
Oh, that's a good one.

I know! I know! Funny, right?

So Dave's ancestors
liked knives.

I mean, big deal!

That was like a thousand years ago
in the Viking era.

It wasn't Viking times.
It was Victorian.

And more like a 120 years ago.

Oh, no!

But, Theodore, just because
one of Dave's ancestors

was a bad person, you know,
we know Dave isn't!

Do... do we, though?

Dave just ordered
a new set of knives.

That's right. That's right!
What about the experiment where,

you know, old family DNA
can strike at any minute?

Not remotely what I said.

You know, one day,
you're just you,

poor, unsuspecting soul,
going about your own business,

mowing the lawn,
and the next, bam,

here comes the old family DNA
turning you into a monster!

-Hey, guys!
-AAAH!

Will you guys just relax?

Just want to let you know dinner
will be a bit early tonight,

-so that I can go for my run.
-What happened to you?

Oh! Oh, this?

I just cut myself
sharpening the kitchen knives.

[gasp]

Theodore, you forgot the knives.

Did I? Yeah, I... I guess I did.

Yeah! I mean,
it's not like we need 'em, Dave.

Right, you know.

And, well, hard to believe that,
you know, the edge of a spoon

is equally effective at cutting.

I'm getting the knives.

We got rid of the knives.

-Wait. What?
-We got rid of them, OK?

They're just... they're gone.

Because they...
they needed cleaning!

-Oh! So, you're cleaning them?
-Well, uh, you know...

technically,
Miss Miller's cleaning them.

-Miss Miller?
-Miss Miller.

You know. Next door.

We gave her the knives to clean,
so...

-so they'd be out of the house!
-No, no, Theodore.

Remember? It's because
they were dirty. That's why.

This is almost
as good as a knife.

Oh, no! It... it is?

Aaah! What was that?

Probably just a power surge.

I saw on the news
a weather front was rolling in.

Gonna be lots of fog.

Anyway,
I'm gonna go for my run now.

What do you do out there every night...
when you go for a run?

I... I... I run.

Must be nice to run in the fog,
where no one can see you.

It's... it's OK.

I imagine lots of stuff
can happen in the fog.

That no one ever sees.

Right, well, look...
Anyway, guys, I'll be back soon.

And, Alvin,
pick up your bike, please!

It's just laying
on the sidewalk.

-We have to call the police!
-Just hold on a minute!

We can't turn Dave in.
What if he's innocent?

Well, then, he'll have
nothing to worry about!

[phone rings]

Hello, what's your emergency?

Wait. I'm sorry. What?

[sirens]

Hurry!

[rings door bell]

Well, hello, David.

Hey. Hey, Miss Miller.
Uh, this might sound weird,

but did the boys
bring my knives to your house?

Well, yes, they did.

David, are they OK?

They were acting very strange.

So I assumed you were
all having family troubles.

So, I made you
my favourite boysenberry pie.

Oh, now careful of those knives.

I'll carry the pie for you,
David.

OK, so you think
he went that way?

-Yes. Definitely.
-Well, not... not definitely.

-Or that way.
-[groans]

Oh, I hate this fog.
It's so hard to see.

We must be careful, David.
I don't want us to trip.

Aaah!

Let's go!

-[Miss Miller] Oh!
-Aaah!

-Oh...
-[Policeman] He got Miss Miller!

Dave, no!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Remove seal!
Pepper spray! Aaah!

-[Dave] Oh, no!
-[Miss Miller] Aaah!

So, Dave, look,
I just want to quickly apologise.

I may or may not
have overreacted.

-The boys got me all scared...
-Stop talking.

OK. Fair enough.

Miss Miller, if you want to come
with me, I'll walk you home.

Dave! Dave!
We've got some great news!

Really? What's that?

This letter just came
from the DNA testing site.

It seems that they mixed up
the lab results.

Yeah!
Bocarter isn't a king any more!

And you're not related
to Jack the Dipper!

It's Jack the Rapper, Theodore.

Uh, no, Alvin.
It's Jack The Ripper.

But, Theodore,
I already knew I wasn't.

Anyway, Dave, you know,
they say in the letter

they'll do a test for free.

No, Alvin. I'm not doing it.

But, Dave, don't you see?

You don't have to be
boring David Seville any more!

I'm not interested!

But you could be related
to the mother of dragons!

Alvin, seriously!
Just stop it!

-Please, reconsider!
-[Dave] Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪