02x22 - Jeanette's Secret Garden/Treasure Hunt

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

And there you have it.
It's easy, it's healthy

and, most importantly, it's delicious.

Eugh! I don't think I did mine right.

Yeah, um... maybe not.

Yeah, uh, hard to tell.

Before we end the show,
it's time to visit our garden

and see how she's coming along.

-Wow.
-Growing your own food

is one of the easiest
and most helpful ways to help the planet.

[gasps] I have a great idea!

Aaah!

-Oh...
-Oh, Simon, I'm so sorry.

Are you OK? I just wanted
to ask you something.

-Ugh!
-Is now a good time?

No, no, no, it isn't, Jeanette!
The principal was complaining

about how everything was falling apart,

the air conditioner, heater,
venting system,

even the school bell!

So, you know, foolishly,
I offered my services,

I said I could fix anything,
and she took me up on it.

Wow. Yeah. That sounds intense.

Well, uh, you won't have
to help with this, I promise.

But I was watching Food for Thought...

Oh...

So, I thought turning
that small trash pile, you know,

behind the school,
into a fruit-and-vegetable garden

would be a perfect way
for me to give back.

[buzzing]

No... Which is a better sound
for the school bell?

This?

[bell chimes]

Or... or this?

[gong]

Oh, that's horrible. Neither.

I already have a garden at the house

and the food tastes so sweet that, well,

I wanted our class to experience that!

Anyway, the planting season is coming up,

so I'd need to get started right away.

I mean, the spot is a junk pile.
It's perfect!

Don't you think? Simon? Don't you think?

Uh... yeah. No, right away.

Oh, that's great!

So, you'll talk to the principal, right,

-and get her permission?
-Oh, you betcha.

Great! So give me the thumbs up
tomorrow if she says yes.

I have no idea
what you're talking about, princess Madea.

No wonder the air conditioning
isn't working!

Not only is the vent
stuffed with lint and dirt...

What's this button?

Aaah!

-[thud]
-Simon! We all good?

[groans]

Yes!

OK, no peeking.

OK! Take a look!

[cat meows]

[chuckles] So? What do you guys think?

-Wow!
-Yeah, wow.

I wanna turn this junk pile into a garden!

-What do you need us for?
-I thought you could all help.

Um, OK! Yeah, let's do this!

Oh, perfect! OK, so, you know,

while you guys work here,
I'll supervise from over there.

Yeah. No, you won't. Here's your shovel.

♪ Oh, I left my heart
in the soil of my land ♪

♪ Oh, I feel an ache
from the toil of my hands ♪

♪ A seed becomes a flower ♪

♪ We'll make it if we try ♪

♪ I'm counting down the hours
till we fly ♪

♪ I work all day, I break
my back under the sunshine ♪

♪ Oh, but it don't hurt
as long as I got you by my side ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Together we fall, together we rise ♪

♪ Together we have the time of our lives ♪

♪ There ain't no limit,
I don't even see the sky ♪

♪ No, 'cause there's nothing I can't do ♪

Oh, man! This is so good!

Oh, I've never tasted anything so good!

Theodore, it's a strawberry!

Ooh! That... that is good!
That is really good!

-Huh? Hey!
-What is this?

We turned this junk pile into a garden.

-This spot was available?
-Yeah.

Simon got permission from the principal.

So, what do you think? Good right?

I prefer candy.

[crackly school bell]

-Um, so are we dismissed?
-Yes! Please! Go!

Theodore, tell Dave
I'll be home as soon as I can.

I have a million things
I have to do for the school.

[crackly school bell]

-Including fixing that stupid bell.
-Oh, OK.

Should we check on the garden?

-[gasps] We've been robbed!
-[gasps]

-Who... who would do this?
-Um, rabbits, birds, gophers...

Theodore.

Well, we're gonna find out!
I say we form a secret defence.

Now, here's what we do.

[whispering]

You, team, are the last line of defence.

You are the guardians of the garden.

Now, once you're in your position,

be still, be vigilant!

Keep an eye out for anyone
trying to take our food!

Uh, what's my position?

Only the coolest position of all,
Theodore.

You'll be right in the middle
of the action!

All right. Everyone assume your positions.

But what is my position?

You get to hang out here
and relax on this cool post.

Now, quick like a bunny, get up there.

Wait! Wait! You want me to be a scarecrow?

Yes! The scarecrow is like
the superhero of the garden.

It's the protector of the vegetables!

-I just want--
-Stop with the questions and get up there!

Oh...

Guys! Any visuals on our burglar?

-Nothing.
-No one came through the front.

What about you, Theodore?

[caws]

-Theodore!
-Hey! Shoo!

-Theodore, wake up!
-What? Huh?

This is... You've got a key role here!

-You gotta pay attention!
-I don't like this position!

Oh, come on! Put your big-boy
scarecrow pants on! You're fine!

[caws]

[gasps]

-Uh-oh! Birds!
-[cawing]

-So scare them away!
-Theodore, you gotta be scary!

OK. Argh!

-Aaah!
-Oh, boy.

Get away!

I don't want to do this anymore!

The birds aren't even afraid of me!

Oh, OK, fine, Theodore.

We'll all hide in the dirt with you, OK?
How's that?

Oh, OK.

-Everybody good?
-Yeah.

[gasps] Guys, someone's coming!

-I saw a flashlight.
-Get ready, guys.

The formation!

-Argh!
-Aaah!

Ha, ha! Gotcha!

Oh... Security?

[nervous laugh]

And you, Theodore,
tying yourself to a post!

Want to tell me what you were thinking?

No.

They were trying to protect
the garden we built!

But who gave you permission to do that?

-Uh... You?
-Certainly not.

[crackling school bell]

Go. We'll discuss this later.

-Watch out!
-[thud]

-Jeanette!
-Oh, don't you Jeanette me!

Why did you tell me the principal

gave her permission to grow a garden?

-What are you talking about?
-What?

You said you would ask
the principal for me!

No, no, no, no, no, no, I did not!

[gasps] You did too!

Uh, Jeanette,
did you happen to ask Simon at night?

Uh... Yeah. But why should that... ?

Because he's a sleeptalker.

He says "yes" to everything
after ten at night.

How do you think I got his comic books?

-You took my comic books?
-Yes!

Because you said I could have it.

You know, as long as I made
an effort to contact Volgerion

from Planet Balthazar.

And I did!

Not my fault there's no such planet!

This is just terrible.

So, guys! It turns out

I don't have permission
from the principal.

OK, well, let's get it.

Oh, I don't know. She was pretty upset!

-She may not give it to you.
-Oh, please.

Give me an hour.
I'll wear her down with my charm.

No, Alvin, stop. We need an adult.

Yeah. Someone with credibility.

For our next segment,
I wanted to introduce Jeanette Miller

and her small team of heroes,

who are contributing a great deal of good

by growing their own
fruit-and-vegetable garden

right here at their school.

It's gardens like these

that will really make a positive
difference in the world...

Now, that is much better!

What just happened?

This dirt pile is being replaced
by vending machines.

-How could you do this?
-Easy.

I had my father send in
three vending machines.

That's what the people want!

No, it is not what people want!

-Oh, sweet, candy!
-Out of my way.

Hey, guys! No butting in line!

-Awesome. Thanks, guys.
-Looks like they want it to me.

So, we probably won't
be using this segment.

Jeanette, please see me in my office.

I'm sorry your garden was destroyed.

That's all right. I'll do something else.

It's gardens like these

that will really make a positive
difference in the world...

That was only a few months ago.

But Jeanette didn't give up
when she got knocked down. No.

She came back stronger than ever
and built garden beds

for any neighbour that wanted one.

-That's basically it.
-Jeanette, that's amazing!

Oh, Jeanette, that's fantastic!
Congratulations!

-Yeah, thanks.
-Out of my way!

[squabbling]

I just wish the school
had their own garden.

-It's not working!
-Mine isn't either!

Look! The garden has grown
inside the vending machine!

[groaning]

No!

Excuse me!

-Oh, it's so good!
-Can I have one?

-Guys, I want one!
-Yeah, gimme one too!

-[bell rings]
-That was the new bell!

Guys, did you hear the bell?
You can go home.

You're dismissed. That was the new bell!

It's so nice of you to help me tidy up.

Ugh! I'm here under protest, Miss Croner.

You can thank Dave!

Oh, wait, wait, wait! What's this?

Oh, nothing!
Just... Just my Nana Croner's recipes!

Yeah. If this is Nana Croner's recipes,
she was a pirate,

who had a parrot. This is a treasure map!

Oh, now you're being ridiculous!

Let me just take that and put it away.

No! That is definitely a treasure map!

Well, well, yes, it is.

But... but you can't have it!

[chuckles] Wait a minute!

Shouldn't you be going home by now?

You've been here for three hours!

Yes. We're going to be here
another 12 years, if needed,

until we have a fair split.

All right, all right!
Final offer, I want 80 %.

I see your final offer,
and raise you my final offer, 50-50!

But it's my treasure, you little punk,
so I should get more!

No. You were going to throw it out, OK?

And I kindly offered
to haul your junk away,

which makes the map officially mine!

Oh, but you said David made you help me.

Oh, did I? Oh, well, I don't recall,
but even if I had...



Oh! My kindness will be the end of me!

All right. Deal.

Simon! Theodore! You won't believe it!

I have a treasure map!

Oh. Hi, girls.

Where's Simon and Theodore?

Uh, whatcha got there, Alvin?

What? This? It's nothing.

You know, just some homework
that I wanted Simon's help with.

-Not even worth looking at.
-Stop. We heard everything, OK?

We know what it is, so let's see it.

-No!
-[screaming]

-Got him! Britt! Hurry!
-[groaning]

Let me help you with that homework.

Oh, guys,
look at that red X in the corner.

That... that must indicate
where the treasure is hidden!

Oh, of course, the red X.
Who would have thought of that?

Thanks for the intel, Captain Obvious!

I think I know how to get there!

Guys, help!
These pirates stole my treasure map!

-Let me see it.
-No.

You'll just give it back to Alvin.

-No... no, I won't.
-Simon? Simon! Come on!

-You're on my team!
-Guys, I'm not on any team, OK?

Let me just see the map.

Ooh, looks complicated, guys.

Uh, it's probably gonna take
all of you to figure it out.

Oh, all right, but I'm the captain!

I get to be the captain!

[all] Fine.

All right, we're about
to set off on a perilous journey!

And I don't have to tell you
that many perils, you know, lie ahead!

Yeah, perilous covers that already.

Simon? I'm the captain
and you're not part of the team.

So that means you can't make comments.

-Can't you come with us, Simon?
-Uh, no.

Can't really think
of anything I'd enjoy less.

All right, look.
We're wasting valuable time, guys.

Now, where are the walkie-talkies?

Who wants to play?

Simon said we couldn't use his,
but... but these will work!

Oh, not the Talking Teddy walkie-talk...

-Simon! Simon! Please!
-No.

All right, well, that's just fine.

'Cause, once we find this treasure, Simon,

the first thing we'll buy
are really cool walkie-talkies

and a bunch of great things
you don't get to play with.

How do you like that?

All right, troops!

For a pot of honey I will.

[sighs] Let's go!

Wait!

Guys, come on! Pick up the pace!

Why? It's not like we're racing anyone.

You want to take that chance?
I mean, how do you know

that Miss Croner
didn't hire another team? OK?

And that she's gonna play us
against that other team

and when the dust settles,

she'll be sitting pretty
on top of her fortune

and we'll have nothing!

OK. You're officially paranoid.

Come on, Alvin, it's an adventure!

♪ Come a little closer now ♪

♪ Don't know where we're headed,
but we're gonna get there ♪

♪ Follow, let me show you how ♪

♪ Onward till we make it,
never gonna break, yeah ♪

♪ Step, step, step into the... ♪

♪ Step, step, step
into the wild unknown, yeah ♪

♪ We got the whole world,
time is a-wastin' ♪

♪ Welcome to the wild unknown, yeah ♪

♪ All systems go and time is a-wastin' ♪

♪ So won't you hurry up, hurry up ♪

♪ Oh, won't you hurry up ♪

♪ Hurry up, hurry up, ooh! ♪

♪ So won't you hurry up, hurry up ♪

Jeannette!
You said you knew how to get there!

Yeah, I, uh...
I may have read the map wrong.

You definitely read the map wrong!

You know what? Just forget it!

Let's just head back the other way!

♪ Into the wild unknown, yeah ♪

♪ We got the whole world,
time is a-wastin' ♪

♪ Welcome to the wild unknown, yeah ♪

♪ All systems go and time is a-wastin' ♪

♪ So won't you hurry up, hurry up ♪

♪ Oh, won't you hurry up? ♪

♪ Hurry up, hurry up ♪

[owl hooting]

This looks like the spot on the map!

But there's...
There's nothing but a circle of trees.

-Did you misread the map again?
-No. No.

-This is definitely the spot.
-Give me that!

Oh, but there's no treasure!

Oh, I'm... I'm tired and hungry.

I... I wanna go home.

Guys! Guys, come on!
You know, as the captain,

I say we forge ahead, you know.
We don't go back!

We... we stick with it!
That's what treasure hunters do!

OK? If it was easy,
everyone would find treasure!

But we've been walking
in circles for hours!

Maybe there's no treasure

and Miss Croner
just made the whole thing up!

Yeah, I'm with Eleanor. Let's go!

But... but we can't leave Alvin
alone in the forest!

[chuckles] He'll last a few minutes
and then come running.

OK, OK, don't worry about me!

This adventurer doesn't get scared, OK?

And this adventurer doesn't quit!

[howling of wolves]

Oh, great! Now my flashlight is dead!

Whoa!

Aaah!

Ow!

Hello! Hello! Do you... ?

-Who wants to play?
-Be quiet, Teddy!

Guys! Do you read me? Over!
I repeat, do you read me?

What's wrong, Theodore?

I'm worried about Alvin being...
being all alone.

Ugh! Theodore, he'll be fine.

If he needs us,
he'll contact us on the walkie-talkie.

Yeah, that... that's true.

Do you read me? Somebody? Anybody?

Yes! Yes! Over!

It's... it's dark in here!
I don't know where I am!

-I fell into a trap!
-Alvin! Alvin! Look, calm down! Where--

There was like a slide

after I threw my flashlight against a tree

and then everything went dark!

Alvin!
Will you stop hitting the talk button?

You know what the worst thing is?

There's not even any treasure!
Nothing! Just a bunch of dirt!

And I'll be stranded
in this hole for the rest of my life!

No!

I've been down here a couple of days now.

But I can't be sure.
I've lost all sense of time, but...

Oh, all right. It's been about 37 minutes.

Anyway, it's not easy
living in a dark, cramped hole.

-You could go crazy!
-It has to be somewhere here.

Oh, I think I'm starting to hear voices.

But where would he have gone to?

Simon,
I'm starting to hallucinate! I knew it!

-I'm losing my mind!
-Alvin, calm down!

It's me!

Oh, Simon, Simon, tell me that's you!
Otherwise, otherwise, I am going crazy!

Alvin, it's me! Simon!

-And me!
-And us!

Oh! Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Alvin, Alvin, I'm throwing down
a rope ladder and a flashlight.

We'll pull you out of there!

Guys! Guys! The treasure! It's real!

Oh, get down here! Get down here! Quick!

What is this place?

Ooh, it looks like an old miner's shack.

Oh, mine? As in diamond mine?

-Well, maybe.
-See?

I read the map right after all!

Yeah! And Miss Croner
didn't make the whole thing up!

[gasps] Look!

It's the treasure! Aaah!

Don't worry,
it's nothing but an old rag doll.

Ow!

It's nailed down.

Theodore, come on, give me a hand.

[efforts]

[rumbling]

[gasps] What was that?

It sounded like a ghost.

Guys! Run!

It's caving in!

Quick! Grab everything!

But there's no treasure!

These are priceless photos
of me and my dear husband.

The old cabin was our secret place,

but at my age
I could never have gotten there.

Oh, so you had us do the job?
I was stranded in, you know,

in a dark cave, you know? No...
Like, no hope left in my life!

You know, I was...
I was a goner, for some old photos?

Yes. Thank you.

-[sniffs] Oh, my dear...
-Oh, all right.

OK, OK, Miss Croner.
Look, if it makes you that happy,

you're welcome.

What a waste of time!

-[doorbell rings]
-I'll get it.

Well, just the person I wanted to see.

I came to apologise for being,
uh, well, a sneaky snake.

I want you to have
your slice of the treasure.

Wow! Thanks, Miss Croner.

So, I'm giving you my old doll, Lily!

Oh, brother.

Oh, Miss Croner,
I don't think it's right to...

As generous as it is, um,
you know, you should keep it.

Oh, all right, then. Whatever you want.

Alvin, I'm so proud of you.

Yeah, Dave, 'cause I've always wanted

an ugly, old, rotting, stinking doll!

Alvin! Alvin! According to the Internet,

that ugly, stinky doll
is a collector's item

worth a fortune!

Ah! Wait! Miss Croner, wait!
I've changed my mind!

You know, I'd love that stinky,
old doll! Miss Croner?

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪