01x28 - On Thin Ice

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Intro

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you're like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a sound and

you're about to see

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yeah it's lambchops play-along join the

kids and flame

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yeah and especially you oh I know what

Silly Billy

you could do I've done it already

you've done what already I've done

everything a great day well why don't

you draw big I've done it

you drew a big one picture picture yeah

yes and where is your picture right

there oh yeah it's a nice sir what is it

it's a bird

oh well it's a very nice bird no lady

why not cause he don't do nothing well

of course it does something this is

silly Billy how could you call it silly

Billy

when it ain't got no Billy doll because

when you make your own silly Billy

didn't do it too so it's fun when you

make your own silly Billy you are the

one who decides whether you're silly

Billy is going to have a beak or a bill

pointy or rounded big or small she

really you talk in a veil well here's

how you can make a silly Billy you draw

the simplest outline of a bird if you

can call that a bird but you do not I

repeat you do not make a nose instead

you just cut a slit for the nose oh

that's cute but that's not what we're

going to do we're going I'm gonna put my

picture down so I can show you a pair of

pliers

now there's pliers with open jaws you

see the jaws that's going to be the

mouth and you take those pliers and you

stick them let me do it my right hand I

happen to be a writing you do it with

your left hand if you happen to be a

lefty you stick it through and then you

have a parrot and your parrot can go

looks a little more like a chicken but

there and you can make it talk and if

you prefer you can take a pair of

scissors blunt those scissors are great

put them through the hole

and your scissor bird can talk you know

what this is this is a cheap way to have

a lot of fun

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just get out of the box

your socks and tell yourself a joke

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Uncle Sam

what is red white and blue and has red

dots

adil oh it's Uncle Sam with the measles

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and you had imagined our you answer it's

not really spinny enough it doesn't ever

says square little tiny buttons and then

fat yeah but if it's in an invisible

Lambchop how could you see its buttons

it's not invisible no it's a puppet but

could I see it

I didn't plan it alone

oh you mean it's one you have at home

yeah I thought it was like my invisible

friends I do you did you ever have an

invisible friend I know oh you're

missing something they're nice but why

are you wearing a glove on one hand this

will not love this is a puppet did you

make it ah yeah I did I talked to you

about this

hello sharp it evening ma'am oh hell no

excuse me didn't mean to come a puppet

Reese I didn't call my glove are you a

real puppet yeah can you sing a song

sure what song could you sing Elmo

Transtar twinkle twins I'll play all in

the yard let's that's it

dream bad dream

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Dr Seuss

dr. Seuss is a cat in a hat now that's a

book I have often looked at and would

you be surprised if I told you that I'm

looking right now at a cat

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they go cats wearing a hat out in my

backyard

eat it all by the camera call him from

the p*nis

giggles wearing a hat holding a bat out

in my backyard

why keep it all for a camera

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there we go cats wearing a hat holding a

bat chasing a rat out my backyard

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but I can't recall we're holding a bag

keeps in Iraq having a chat I'm in my

backyard

eat it all I can recall a subpoena

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having a chat with a pointing that out

in my backyard

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I've seen it all

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I see you I'm so grateful to you but I

Ice Show

can't go No thank you very much bye

hushpuppy who's that there's my friend

Kevin what do you want

well his daddy's gonna take him to the

ice show on Saturday night and they

wanted me to go with them but I can't go

why not

oh sure I ain't got no ear muffs you

know fuzzy hired and no please John

DeLong something I would freeze my

little ears off people don't bundle up

to go to a nice show data of course not

the skating rink is not out of doors

it ain't no it's in a great big building

no yes he did and everything y'all

kiddin

they heat escape me great uh-huh won't

it male no no they don't heat the rink

they heat the building Oh oh I ain't

never been to an ice show you love it oh

it's wonderful beautiful costumes

wonderful skater is all they got skaters

too of course

what did you think a nice show was I

totally just sat down watch the ice but

that would be boring it sounds loud

better than what I usually do Saturday

nights well I think you are one lucky

fella actually I'm twice as lucky why

because kittens daddy wants to give me

two tickets oh how wonderful

yeah who you gonna take with you I gotta

take somebody well what are you gonna do

with the other ticket I thought I would

go twice

The Bet

it's pictured Tanya's picture turner's

though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha I'll teach you how to do what

I propose

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here goes oh I betcha that I could spell

my name backwards in the same amount of

time that takes to sell it forwards and

you know that's hard here I go my name

is Lam Chung L a MB chop49 ow

backwards l a mb c h LP you get it okay

try it

on a friend only use your name not mine

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Hush Puppy

it was so nice of you to give me your

new truck Charlie Haas well if you can't

give a gift to your best chump who can

you give a gift to oh gee Charlie I'm

not really your best you are the nicest

kindest best little roommate I got but I

can see you don't feel the same way

about me Oh what can I do to prove it to

you well you could give me that extra

ticket to the ice show okay hey curly

can't you see he's made up his mind hush

puppy can't you tell it he's trying to

bribe you yeah can't you tell that he

doesn't really like you I like your hush

puppy well then you just want to go to

the ice show too

oh you know I wish I'd never heard of

this ice show you thought she was

Charlie was laying shop alone talk to me

and I thought use lamb chop Charlie Rose

won't talk to me you got that right so

is it gonna take hey you two please go

play I want to talk to hushpuppy

privately all right but harsh puppy

listen if you want me to give me any

good news now or anything like that

you'll finally up in our room I'll be

very busy changing the good mattress

from my bed to your bed I'm gonna have a

mattress and I will be in the kitchen

making you a big pizza of lemonade go go

go playing oh my poor darling hush puppy

I can see I'm gonna have to do some

serious thinking and I ain't never done

dirt

hush puppy yeah it's the only fair way

to choose between lamb chop and charley

horse is by drawing straws there's some

now what do you think yeah I'm not good

at drawing and then never Jonas draw I

could draw ballooned oh is that any good

I don't think so

I'm gonna take this straw and I'm gonna

cut it into 2 uneven pieces and

hushpuppy we are going to drill our

straws we're only gonna have half a day

at school tomorrow morning awesome did

Straws

you do something different with your

ears they say the admit land choppy

sherry is gonna settle this mess once

and for all are you gonna tell well as

you can see I have cut two straws yeah

well whoever picks the shortest straw is

going to get to go to the ice show with

hush puppy okay no wait wait wait I want

you guys to promise that that whoever

loses will be a good sport I can I pick

first

sure sure go ahead pick first what do I

care cuz okay okay I got one

I got it I show here I come

ah thank you thank you thank you thank

you thank okay guys now look at your

straws oh I'm so mad I got the little

skinny shorten and Charlie was he's got

the bigger piece no wait a sec why

didn't you say the short one wins I did

two out of three no no she won fair and

square now she cheated she did not cheat

and as a matter of fact I remember you

promising that you'd be a good sport

yeah that I lie

Breakfast

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no Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

and all the king's horses and all the

king's men had scrambled eggs for

breakfast again this is a game called

Paper Cup Pool

paper cup pool and we're not playing

with paper cups I think this styrofoam

or plastic but it doesn't matter

you take cups you not real china cups

but styrofoam plastic paper and you tape

them all around the table

I just tape them in front cuz there's so

many of us playing the aim of the game

is to flick the little thingies into the

cups now you can play with coins you can

play with crumpled up ba*ls of paper

everybody enjoyed making these great

make another crumpled up ball of paper

everybody enjoyed before I'm flinging

them up and making paper you can use

newspaper by the way we're just using

pretty origami paper but newspapers

finished finished finished ok you can

play with buttons they are very good to

play with or beans and the aim of the

game back off guys I want to try no no

no my turn my turn I go first the aim of

the game is to flick flick the object

into the cup you want to go first

yeah all right Robert hey now what do

you want to play with this oh ok take

four or six of them go ahead where do

you want to aim for okay go ahead

take it no good nope

yep but it came aim aim aim aim my

goodness that's the game cold paper cup

pool and if you don't have time to play

it now table it until your next party

Knock Knock

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laughing up after fluoride over a stop

don't be an old slowpoke

give me your knock-knock joke please

knock knock who's there woody woody who

what do you care who it is huh knock

Ralph

knock who's there

Ralph Ralph ooh ruff ruff I'm a puppy

dog a puppy dog I like that I like that

Jingle Bells

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when you sing a sing-along song jingle

bells jingle bells you know no jingle

bells you don't think you but I only

sing jingle bells of Christmas / sad

all right you're right go ahead

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now

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Finger Counting

jinger's when they do count on right so

you clasp your fingers together and you

say to your friends count my fingers and

they point to one finger at a time as

you count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and then

you say fingers were made to count on

count my fingers again and so they point

to one finger at a time and they count 1

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

of course I didn't really lose a finger

and eventually it'll show your friends

what you did with the extra finger there

it is so the first time you clasp your

fingers together you went like this the

second time you clasp your fingers

together you went like this and you hid

one finger behind show that silly stunt

to your friends and I bet they'll bang

their fingers together for you I'm going

Marys Little Lamb

to tell you the story of Mary's little

lamb no no don't tell me you know that

story I know you do but you're going to

play two parts in this story you know

how lambs go back that's how they go

really any time you hear me mention lamb

you and you go

let's try it mary had a little lamb and

its fleece was white as snow and

whenever I talk about snow you go burn

because snow is cold and it's going to

snow a lot in this story because this is

the further adventures of Mary's little

lamb here we go

mary had a little lamb

its fleece was white as snow and

everywhere that Mary went the lamb go it

followed her to school one day which was

against the rule it made the children

laugh and play to see a lamb back at

school and so the teachers sent it out

but still it lingered near and waited

patiently about till mary would appear

that day as these things happen there

was a heavy snow it piled four feet off

the ground and on the lamb all

throughout that morning the snow fell on

and on and when it last the school was

out they thought the lamb was gone the

teacher said lambs that's what that

proved when all at once a was heard and

a pile of snow moved and all at once as

Mary looked and to her great surprise

the pile of snow magically developed two

enormous eyes it was lamb okay the lamb

can stay the teacher stated and from

that day it went to school you know what

they graduated

if you like sunshine touch your hair if

you like puppies I wiggle in your chair

if you like parties if you like

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your toes if you like mud pies touch

your face not mine yours if you like

cookies

but I'll jump in if you like silly songs

like this

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throw your mama a great big juicy kiss

if you like rabbits Audrey

if you like magic ABC

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if you like scary stories black till I

say stop if you like snowballs Marchant

place if you like ice cream

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singing lots of silly songs like this

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mom did you see chips

throw your dad

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so all the world the great things you

see

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My Favorite Thing

you go to school you know I don't a

place interest twice and kissed and what

do you do like what do you like to play

at best I jump into the bus that's my

favorite you jump into the bars it's fun

I like that too do you know what my

favorite thing is what talking to you

would you like to give me a hug sure

okay I'd like that thank you

this is the song that does it and yes it

Charlie Stop

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing it as

far as or just because

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this is the song that Charlie stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

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