01x19 - The Ring

[bunniefuu]

patience pass it on if you're into fun

and you love to play if you like funny

jokes they put you away if you like to

dance to a slamming sound and you're

like having lots of friends right Nikki

one of those it slips by the rule that

said is cool little buddy you're about

to see you're at the very best place

that you could be dumps your bottom in

your chair and sit here

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especially you see SAT friends I'm gonna

do a magic show and I'm going to turn

myself into a rabbit and they won't

believe you of course and then you just

open up a bandana or a scarf I'm going

to use this bandana actually it's better

to do this with a man's handkerchief but

it's very hard to find a man with a

handkerchief because everybody uses

tissues now in it now you take one end

of the bandana and you bend it over so

that it hits the center line you take

the other long end and you bring it in

to meet the center line you place your

hands right in the middle and you lift

up and you put it down and you will find

that there's two flaps on top and two

flaps on the other side you take just

those flaps into your fingers and you

pull and you say I'm going to turn

myself into a rabbit 1 2 3 I'm a rabbit

and then before your friends can hit you

you take your handkerchief quickly and

you crumple it up crumple it up you

crumple it up and you just drop the

curtain on your show

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tell yourself but yo

I have a joke you wanna hear it alright

okay my joke

why are elephants so wrinkled my are

elephants or wrinkles because they're

too big to put on ironing boards

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hey what is this

no I don't know I'm not gonna like hey

don't you want to be a member of the

tasty Club sure well you know the rule

you take three little bites if you don't

like it you don't have to finish it okay

that's good member of the tasty Club

yeah so my cuz when you were a baby you

were not a good eater right yeah well

you never wanted to eat your baby food

all you wanted to eat was the junk food

from television right yeah I remember

once you you only wanted to eat your

dessert hungry

would you like some food yes yes okay

how about some nummy nummy carrots yeah

no carrots all right how about some

nummy-nummy celery not jelly no celery

okay how about some nummy-nummy broccoli

no broccoli no broccoli no carrots no

celery what does baby want yes sure

dessert yeah uh-huh

no when this dish is empty it's time for

dessert

I'm g*y all right let's have the carrots

now all right I'll show you look how

nice it is to eat a carrot

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mmm parents are delicious no you want a

carrot not tell me more

oh no more carrots okay um would you

like some celery not today I'll show you

how to eat a celery celery tell me ma

show you more all right here's how you

eat broccoli no no I emptied the dish so

I get to eat the dessert

Eileen Irene Oh ice cream all right

I've got some i-i'm ice cream since I

have to show you how to eat food I know

no no no I'm gonna have a lick mmm num

num num now you may have one lick and

then you have to eat your veggies okay

there you go baby I can't believe I

didn't like my veggies no no but now you

are the president of the tasty Club yeah

sure and always gets what he wants

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[Applause]

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dickory dock three mice ran up the clock

the clock struck one but the other two

escaped with only minor injuries

you get sherry did you hear hello ello

ello ello ello

do you ever get your right hand mixed up

with your left hand

I do oh I really do most people do don't

let them kid you and I want to play a

story game with you wanna play with me

and it will give you a real feel for

which one is your right hand would you

please stand up I'll stand up please

okay good you know what we're gonna be

we're gonna be Noah the guy with the Ark

right and we're going to wave how do you

do to each one of the animals as it

comes on board but first would you hold

your hands like this face me and now

wave that's your right hand you see if

that's your right hand wave how do you

do to each animal as it comes on board

and land chop and hushpuppy want to play

too want to play okay let me see you

wave your right hand that's right good

once upon a while ago when Noah's Ark

was new the animals came on board and

lined up two by two and they waved how

do you do - Noah and Noah wave how do

you do to them he said how do you do -

the doodle bugs and how do you do - the

sheep and how do you do - the kangaroo

who hopped on board with a leap he waved

how do you do - the elephants they wave

too low with their trunks and holding a

rose to the end of his nose he said how

do you do - the skunk he wait how easy

the hummingbirds and how do you do - the

bees and then - the scariest pair of

bears he said how do you do if you

please keep it how do you do - the

puppies and waving hello to the hogs and

inducting the spines of the porcupines

he waved heads

to the frogs he waved how do you do to

the rattlesnakes and hollered hello to

the boa the Animas bowed and then the

whole crowd said do I know you

less yet do it's me silly me silly who

me silly Lambchop me see if this is you

silly laughter oh it's you silly

Lambchop oh that's sweet you look very

grown-up in my fancy gloves with the

lacing in my hat yes I do Donna could I

try this on it's so beautiful all right

but be careful with that it's a family

heirloom I thought it was a ring yeah

it's a ring it's been in the family for

years and years looks as great as now it

is as good as new it's wonderful hey

look I gotta go make dinner and you have

to come too right because you promised

you'd make cookies for everybody okay

okay see you soon make those cookies

cookie show me your gloves baby I need

to give me

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tell me how come

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knock knock who's there

Sani Kandy h* anybody goals I'm out good

lamb chop I mean this stuff it smells

good enough to eat

yeah well do not please on the food hush

puppy

it is insanitary I'll take my chances

anyway these cookies don't look in

sanitary to me it's not clean to breathe

on other people's food or even to handle

it oh is that why you wear the gloves on

of their salaries what does it take them

off before I get cookie on them the

first batch is done would you please

take them out of the oven for me my

pleasure my pleasure and don't eat any

so much for my pleasure oh wee lamb chop

to get away for this aroma I do believe

that these is the finest Patrick cookies

a person ibly has ever laid my eyes on

okay okay you could have one well if you

insist and only take one no this can't

be happening it's winking we would

bother you lamb chop it and well it's

all over I might as well pack my bags

then very nice knowing you hi spotty we

likewise I'm sure but where you going my

life is over

I lost Sherry's beautiful valuable

hairpiece Zilla I lost do you know that

you can use your TV set as a game board

uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

you can it's kind of TV bingo here's how

you play I like to play you make a list

of all the things that you guess you

might see on the TV screen as you watch

your favorite television show here's my

list a wrecked car a flagpole a pig a

rocking chair a cat a clothesline a fish

can you guess what my favorite TV show

is uh oh no I'm not gonna tell you have

to guess at any rate when you're

watching your favorite TV show when

anything that you've got on your list

appears on the screen you just cross it

off if you see a fish yeah you cross off

fish if you see a cat you cross off cat

if you see a rocking-chair you cross off

rocking-chair and if lots of people in

the room all make their own lists then

while you watch the show you can find

out who is the best yes sir I see and

when was this before I take the cookies

uh-huh are you thinking what I'm

thinking

Oh No Sherri's rings into Pingo no I

hate to waste the cookies guys but we

gotta find that ring we're gonna have to

tear all the cookies apart until we find

it oh let's not be hasty I for one will

volunteer to eat the cookies until we

find the ring

oh you is truly an unselfish Prince

jolly Oh

and so I was willing to volunteer my

mouth and my tummy as well fact is just

to show how unselfish I am I'm willing

to go first

nah no wait a second no you're not I get

to be unselfish first haha hey get your

paws off that one I believe I saw it

first

baby and the very last one if you eat

them all you're liable to get sick so

what are friends for

yeah if we die we die hey it's picture

time it's picture time as though I've

never met

I know something you can't do I bet your

bet you betcha

I'll teach you how to do what I propose

here goes do you know that there are

eleven count'em eleven capital letters

in the alphabet that look the same

frontwards and backwards really bet you

don't know what they are I didn't know

until my father told me and now I'm

gonna tell you and then you can pull

this betcha on all your friends you say

there are 11 capital letters in the

alphabet that look the same forwards and

backwards and then you show them some

letters that do not look the same

frontwards and backwards there are the

letters looked at directly and now I'm

going to put them in a mirror but say he

looked funny in the mirror don't pay

that G doesn't look like a G and the B

is definitely backwards and the F and

the L are weird well would you like to

know what the 11 capital letters that

look the same frontwards and backwards r

take a look there they are

a h-i-m o t u v w x y there they are

looked at directly but look at them in

the mirror and they look exactly the

same

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I've no doubt

if you'll only try it again it's going

to be about a year and a quarter too

soon

I ate all them cookies and now I've

fallen and I can't get into much trouble

you might call the doctor the doctor are

you really that sick it's papa just

something I ate

you know I bet it was dead lump tada

swallowed in the last two cookies lump

you ding-a-ling

that was Sherry's ring well one good

thing at least we know where the ring is

yeah I just told sherry doesn't want to

wear it today hey guys Oh

is he okay yeah I just called him and

the doctor says hushpuppy will be fine

it's just a case of one too many cookies

yeah some of those cookies can be

K*llers well I can't find my black

gloves with the lace do you know where

they are

yes I I took them up when I was making

the cookies and they're on the kitchen

cabinet sorry oh thanks dear what do we

do now you mean we what do you do now

what do I do now charley horse you wait

what else can you do you wait and maybe

if you're lucky the ring will turn off

hey guys look what I found

it's the ring did you find it I found it

inside one of the fingers of the glove

on the kitchen cabinet I am hmm

I know that

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in Holland up we will find you toppers

dog

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in olden days people used to live not in

big cities but pretty close to the woods

and so animals like the woodchuck with

familiar friends and that's how the

tongue twister developed that goes like

this I know this did you want to say

first okay how much wood can a woodchuck

chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

now me sure actually it's an excellent

question what is how much wood could a

woodchuck could chuck wood I think it

depends completely on the woodchuck yeah

that's logical

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okay I would like everybody to stand up

come on get up this is gonna be fun now

think about the spot where you are the

most ticklish is it here here you think

about where you're ticklish and when I

count three everybody

tickle yourself okay okay one two three

tickle

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nothing nothing isn't it what how when

you ticklish

it's like you made

would

he's a wiggler

start to jump up and down like you think

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he's in the wild but when you tip god

ticklish you are not

but let somebody else start tickling

away

since mine

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hey isn't it wild how when you tickle

his sin you feel

then at all

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it's like tickling the air or up the

kitchen chain the living room wall

but let somebody else even for four feet

away show tickling fingers to you

and as I'm sure you know it will just

start to go like so many kids do

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tickly zoom is not to me tickle tickle

tickle tickle tickle

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knock knock who's there Dexter Dexter

hold this is an African story I love it

it's called chit chat in English and the

reason it's called chit chat is because

there are many African cultures that

believe that everything deserves respect

because everything has a life of its own

they even believe that everything can

talk we just don't know it and in this

story the weirdest things talk

especially a sweet potato now you know

potatoes have eyes and they don't really

have eyes but they have dots you know

where they grow but those are cold eyes

and every time I mentioned a sweet

potato you can blink your eyes like this

we see you blink your eyes okay in this

story there are two main characters

there is a king and you can go your

majesty

whenever I mentioned the king want to

try it good and there is a

farmer and he's a very proud fellow so

you can hook your thumbs into your

armpits and go like this whenever I say

the farmer can you do that let's see the

farmer good and here's the story

chitchat once upon a time a farmer

was pulling up some sweet potatoes when

a sweet potato said to him oh sure all

the time I was drilling up

you never gave me any water but now that

I'm up you want to pull me out and sell

me the farmer said once who's talking to

me and his dog said it was the sweet

potato well the farmer had never heard

of a talking sweet potato or a talking

dog and he was frightened and to protect

himself he tried to rip a big branch off

a tree and the tree said oh no you don't

I mean for years you've been enjoying my

shade without one saying thank you oh

well the farmer was now so frightened

that he ran all the way to the castle to

tell the king he said your majesty

he said I have had the weirdest thing

happened today I met a talking sweet

potato and a talking dog and a talking

tree well the king you're interrupted

him and said my good man you have

obviously been out in the Sun too long

why don't you run along home and after

the farmer had left the king your

majesty

pulled up his favorite chair and the

chair laughed and said what a ridiculous

farmer

I mean said the chair whoever heard of a

talking sweet potato

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and that's the African story cold looks

pretty good fun oh the woman I mean she

must be at least 20 like in her dreams

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing it

how do I turn you off

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some people

far away charlie horse no no stop stop

stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't slam the door

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