01x15 - Birthday Cake

[bunniefuu]

me birthday captain from a friend

a friend that's rich

fancy old pug wash celebrating his

birthday tomorrow in the same port what

we're in

now to place the yes well let's call it

a candle and you can roll write over and

pop it in with these other prezis and be

notes like it'll be the last birthday

ever as decide a kingdom come

so

[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

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morning captain

wake up captain it's your birthday

many happy returns hey

what's that

birthday for presents parties whoopee

i've got the key of the door i never

biggie party captain but may i on behalf

of the crew teddy be congratulations

presents would be more acceptable

masturbate quite show captain one pair

of bed shocks what i needed myself one

bottle of bubble bath for your morning

tub cabin and a bucket to jelly babies

oh yes no juror gold silver frankly i'm

just but wait what's this i see

open it up tom

battling barnacles a birthday cake the

biggest birthday cake i've ever seen

from a friend oh well of course i i have

so many friends you know anyway we must

have a party yes a birthday tea here at

six o'clock precisely walloping whales i

can hardly wait

right yo me handsome pull her up to the

stern this is one party i wouldn't miss

for anything

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[Laughter]

quiet please quiet all of you

ah silence for the birthday boy

i shall now light the candle of this

splendid cake

and conduct you in the song which you

are doubtless longing to sing

from the moment he lights that candle

he's got 25 seconds to live

and a one and two and a three

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of course i'd know that voice anywhere

and now i know where that cake came from

watch out

but tom my cake stop it

get down all of you this is monstrous i

really must

[Music]

right you can get up now

i thought that was it an expl*sive

birthday cake made of gunpowder and if

you ask me it's gone back to the kind

friend who sent it cuddling cuttlefish

it's cutthroat jake will lie differ

oh wait till i get you

i'll give you a happy birthday

i'll

meanwhile

what are we going to do for a cake oh

that's all right captain i made one for

you yesterday only when i saw your

present i didn't bother here it is some

lad you're a marvel

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it's all right captain it was only one

of the balloons going pop

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[Applause]

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you