01x12 - Fishmeal

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captain paguash had had some strange

adventures in his day

but to find himself inside a great fish

was something new even to him

and it was lucky that his pockets

contained a candle and some matches

even so

not exactly the best ending to an

angling expedition

there was i hoping for a nice bit of

fish for me supper and it seems to have

worked out the other way around

let me see now uh

my uh host seems to have done fairly

well already

one portion of rusty anchor to start

with

served with a few pickled ships timbers

nice juicy rocks as a main course bit

tough i'd have thought mixed cannons and

cordage

rather like spaghetti and all washed

down with a few barrels of rum lucky

fish

can't say i ever cared for eating sand

though

flattering flounders footprints leading

that way

looks as though we have company

where do they go now

well i'll be scuppered a dinghy with a

treasure chest in it

that's a rich diet to be sure

gold

silver

rubies

emeralds

money money money and it's mine all mine

i

i

no it isn't it isn't oh yes it is it's

hey

who said that

i did

thought you could do me oatmeal gotten

gains did you what i would peaceably

making away with when they see a great

fish swallowed me up and now he's just

working out me getting away when you

turns up come on draw your sword captain

there's only room for one of us aboard

this fish

oh

oh

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there he is there's the captain at last

captain ahoy

i'll just start with tom harder start

but it is master mate

here's a rope captain catch and very

soon hogwash was safely hauled up the

side of his ship

cutthroat jake floundered furiously in

the water some distance away

and he was even more furious as he

watched tom dragging his treasure chest

up on board the black pig

excellent excellent a splendid day's

fishing amy hearties poor old cutthroat

jake yeah but we can't just leave it

captain suppose that they're fish not to

worry mastermate he's welcome to my

dingy if he wants it there's an island

for him to land on not so far away

and as for the fish

well he's not likely to swallow either

of us again

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