01x07 - Mutiny on the Black Pig

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the crew wishes to accurate complaint

complaints complaints what's it about

this time masturbate ship's biscuits is

unfit for human consumption captain

they're full of weevils rubbish man

what's wrong with a few weevils the men

cannot eat them captain record its

cruelty to weevils

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the time has come thought captain

to enforce a little discipline aboard

this ship

tottenham turtles that'll teach them

all decks will be double scrubbed before

breakfast i'll give him double scrubbing

all ranks will perform physical training

exercises after breakfast hey i'll be

worn to a shadow a breakfast will

consist of ships biscuits with weevils

that settles it then aye that settles it

forward shipmates two deceptics how big

quick march left right left right left

right left right

hold

come in

walloping whales what is the meaning of

this begging party captain but the crew

has decided to take over the ship

hi we're all captains now

and you're for casting a drift in the

dinghy

job dad pack up the captain's kit and

put it in the digi he's leaving aye

master mate

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hang on captain make room for me room

but you can't go too oh yeah

what to expect i'm his cabin boy bye all

and a moment later tom was rowing pug

washing the dinghy away from the black

pig

and the pirates watched as the little

boat pulled further and further into the

distance

right captain barnabas set the maidshaw

captain willie set a course nor by nor

east and i'll make us all a nice cup of

tea oh yeah i can't be mate oh

which is the main soul

well there it is let me see that yeah

no no not that one look out oh now look

what you've been gonna do tom wouldn't

have done

oh goodness gracious willie whatever you

think you're doing out there i'm setting

a gosh oh gosh

ow

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it's all right he's coming up this side

hey lucky i let go at compass alright

grounded lost the compass so what tom

was the only one who knew out there

working how's that nice cup of tea

coming on then can't make no t-shirt

mates tom's got off with a teapot ah

it'll be supper time soon and no top to

cook it then it'll be bedtime and no

dump to make books

oh baby the mutiny weren't such a good

idea after all

hold on tom they're putting up a flag

signal

oh comb with an e instead of a b uh come

that's me back back yes uh a ball

without a b

or

a fish minus f and h

is

for

give instead of five

hen forgive him oh

come back always forgive him

a full speeder stand tom ladd

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just shows hey tom they couldn't get far

without their old captain hey but tom

was very busy setting a course and

seeing to the sails

and the supper

and he said nothing

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