01x08 - The Vanishing Ship

[bunniefuu]

foreign

[Music]

it was a beautiful morning in portobello

but while captain pagwash and his crew

were out shopping

skullduggery was a foot in the harbour

it's wide rats

take this

oh hey don't do it captain willie can

carry the potatoes no tom you do as

you're told for a change really take the

cake that's a big mistake mack my word

sucker

i said it's a big swiss cake

no it isn't we can't stand here arguing

all day

come on

[Music]

[Music]

i could have sworn that we left the ship

here

mr mate where is it perhaps it wasn't

the other key oh that's too dear the

flag dustman

we always mar the black pig here captain

captain don't tell me

you moved it that's the problem with you

tom milad you won't leave well alone

there she is

where

there yeah

oh

shuttering shelf is

[Music]

that's the black pig

come back

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

whoa what's the plan now boys

first we help ourselves to pugwash's

treasure

next we sink this old tub in the shadows

off don't ebay

[Applause]

something horrible

[Music]

captain

i've just thought of something

if cutthroat jakes on the black pig

who's on board the flying dustman

we could take his ship and then we might

be able to work would be stupid enough

to leave their ship hun garden huh

should we go and see captain tom you see

to it

quick

over here

when you say over here

[Music]

all clear captain

i think my plan worked rather well

what's next captain i guess we uh maybe

follow the black pig no don't know

we follow the black pig

[Music]

so captain hogwash put to see while

cutthroat jake made the most of his

stolen time

yeah

it's gotta be here somewhere yeah

yeah

yeah

where's the treasure

[Music]

[Music]

most unnecessary

stuttering starfish he's got a fortune

here

i'm rich captain captain the black pig

wow

yes tub

oh

the black pig's inside

come through jake of the wheel of the

black pig

despicable

that footwash

on my ship are we going to attack

captain oh we could fire all these big

g*ns i'll blast them out of the water we

can't sink the black pig certainly not

but i can't do that to the old dustman

so what exactly are we going to do

we'll let him make the first move or let

that old fool pug wash make the first

move

[Music]

as night fell

while the two arch enemies settled into

a waiting game

tom

came up with an idea to draw two

identical maps

[Music]

okay

[Music]

i hope this works

what are you doing here

nothing

what's that you got

it belongs to the captain

he sent me to fetch it i'm the captain

now

give it here ah

oh boogwash's treasure map

he's buried his treasure on buccaneer

spit

ha we'll sail there at once

and you'll come with us

i didn't see this before

daughtering dolphins

[Music]

i told you no good would come of

[Music]

is most unsuitable

and i don't like the cabins either what

help me hearties i found jake's treasure

map we'll sail for buccaneers spit

straight away

where is buccaneers

i don't know ask tom where is tom

what about the black pig captain where's

that dog oh

do stop asking stupid questions and

raise the anchor

when we find this treasure we'll buy

ourselves a brand new black pig

[Music]

as far as i can tell thank you mr beige

[Music]

it's the black pig heading straight for

us see it could be a trap captain eh

know what i mean

but that's tom tom

shippery jellyfish

what is he doing ah there's nothing

there captain ah

trying digging over there oh this way no

there

[Music]

what's going on i'm afraid there isn't

any treasure on the spit after all

but remember what you found in jake's

cabin this morning

now's your chance to take it

there

there's a large chest in my but i mean

jake's cabin

lazy landlubbers he's got my lambo he's

got my black pig he's got my flying

dustman

and

he's got my treasure

ah

home sweet home

where do you want the chess captain huh

leave it there and

what shall we do with the flying dustman

i think we can leave that where it is as

well

[Music]

ah

[Music]

tub

we need more cakes i'm sorry captain

cutthroat jake and his crew ate all the

rest and we ate all of theirs oh

no

never mind we could probably afford to

buy some more now thanks to my plan

not to mention my all-round first class

top hole and tip top captaincy

what do you say top lad i don't know how

you thought of a captain

and so while captain pugwash sailed back

to portobello safely on his own ship

cutthroat jake was left to swim for it

[Music]

me

[Music]

you