03x21 - Pizza Dash; Glory Days

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[humming]

Oh, out of paper.

Ow! Alvin!

I didn't do it, Dave!

Alvin, what is all this junk?

Oh... Oh! I actually didn't do this.

-I know it's yours.
-But... but it's not, Dave!

I mean, come on! Do I look
like a guy who would have a...

What is this?

Combustion alternator AJKU?

Forget it, Alvin. I want you
to clean this mess up now!

Dave, that's so unfair!

I'm innocent!

OK, OK. I know I say that a lot,

but this time I really am!

[Simon] Um... Dave...

Oh, sorry, um...
that stuff... um... that's mine.

[Alvin] You hear that, Dave?

Looks like somebody
owes somebody else an apology,

and I think we both know
who that someone is.

And his name starts with Dave.

Fine. OK. All right.
Well, just whenever you're ready.

OK, Dave? Just take your time.

Simon, what is all this stuff doing here?

Dave, whenever you're ready.

They're spare parts
from some of my inventions.

I didn't have any more room
upstairs or in my lab.

OK, uh... Dave.
I'm gonna go upstairs now, so,

whenever you're ready,
you know where I'll be.

[Dave] Simon, I really have to ask you
to get rid of this stuff, OK?

You just can't hoard it.

Dave, it's not hoarding!

I'm... I'm saving parts
for other inventions!

Wait! Wait! Dave! Dave!
Don't go in there!

[sighs] All right.
I'll get rid of everything.

OK, so the C7 carbon-drag
generator is still good.

I mean, you know...
OK, no, no.

I've just gotta get rid of it.

So, what did you get?

30 days with no video games?

No more TV for a month?

Garbage duty for three weeks?

Or, you know, maybe just a week
because you're the good kid?

I didn't get punished, Alvin.

Actually, Dave told me to keep
the really important pieces.

So, you know, that's what I'm doing.
I'm sorting.

Oh! And you could help me!

Alvin?

[humming]

[Alvin] Ahem!

David, we have to have a little talk
about your job as a dad.

-What?
-Today's subject, by the way,

will be the double standard
for punishments

here at the Seville residence.

What are you talking about, Alvin?

What am I talking about?

A rigged system, Dave!

I accidentally set fire
to your music room,

or flood the kitchen
and you punish me, like, forever!

But when Simon scatters dangerous junk

all over the house, which is
just as bad, is he punished?

No! No! You just say,

"Oh, Simon, maybe you could get
rid of one or two things, OK?

You know, if it's convenient."

Does that seem fair?

Simon, aren't you coming to dinner?

No, Theodore.
I have to sort through all this stuff.

What's that box for?

Oh! Don't, uh...
don't touch that, Theodore.

That's the stuff I can't live without.

And what's that one for?

That's the stuff I can live without.

-But... it's empty.
-I know.

I just can't seem to let go
of any of this.

What's this?

That's a glove that plays tag.

Tag!

You're it!

No, no, Theodore! It's not...

Ow!

Not fun.

Better leave this stuff alone, Theodore.

I'm afraid a lot of it is dangerous.

Yeah, now you tell me.

[Theodore] Good morning, Simon!

You... You were so tired last night.

You didn't even notice
when I helped you into bed.

Look, I made you breakfast.

Hey! Where did the other box go?

I took it down
to the Buy-N-Sell shop for you.

Here! You got some cash for it!

Oh, that's really nice of you, Theodore.

Oh, wait.

Oh, no! You took the wrong box!

Does it matter?

I mean, it was all junk anyway, right?

No! There were
dangerous inventions in that box!

Inventions
no one should get their hands on!

Oh, no! Like... like the glove?

Worse! Worse! Way worse!

[Neville] Dad! Dad, look!

Look! Dad! Dad!

Isn't this... isn't this brilliant?

Mmm-hmm. Brilliant.
Yes, brilliant, Neville.

It's... it's gotta be here.
It's gotta be here somewhere.

[seller] Hi, I'm sorry,
can I help you boys?

Oh! Yes, yes, yes!

My brother donated
a bunch of junk this morning,

you know, stuff no one would ever want,

so, you know, just a mistake,

and, so, well, you know,

I... I came here
so I could just get it back, OK?

Oh! You know,
was it in a cardboard box?

-Mmm-hmm.
-With scotch tape on top?

Oh! And a bunch of funny-looking
mechanical stuff inside?

-Right! Yes, yes, that's it!
-Oh, it's gone.

-What?
-Oh, yeah! You know what?

It all sold.

Oh, no, no, no.
We have to get it back!

One of those things is dangerous!

Well, they're all dangerous,

but one of them could mean...

Well, it could mean...
the end of the world!

Oh, no! That doesn't sound good!

No! You've gotta give me
the names of the people

who bought the stuff,
so I can buy it back from them!

Hmm. I'll have to say no to that.

That sounds like an invasion of privacy.

But... how are we ever gonna figure out
which people bought your stuff?

[voice outside] Aaah!

Well, it won't be as difficult
as we thought. Let's go!

[Chipmunk song playing]

[Alvin] OK, and that wraps up

today's presentation on

fair and unfair
child-rearing practices, David!

What do you want from me?

Dave, come on!
I want a proper apology.

And, you know, some gifts
to ease the pain and suffering

that I've received so unfairly!

Alvin, I don't have time for this.

And I've got a deadline.

Dave, have you got three seconds?

'Cause, give me your credit card

and I'll take care of everything for you.

[Simon] No! No! Oh, no!

Sorry, Alvin.
I've gotta check on Simon.

Oh, no, you don't.

You look over these articles, OK?

And you study how to be a better parent.

I'll check on Simon.

He probably misplaced his math book.

What's the problem, Simon?
I was in the middle of...

One of his inventions
is still missing!

So?

No, there's no "so" here!

This is extremely dangerous!

And you call me dramatic?

You... you don't understand!

It's an anti-gravity-gravity collapser!

It makes a black hole!

Alvin, it could swallow up
our house, our town...

the... the whole world!

[Theodore] Simon?

What?

Um... has that thing always been there?

[laughs]

Miaow!

This is so fun!

[Simon] Neville! Neville, put that down.

You don't know what you're doing!

Yes, I do! I'm sucking stuff up!

[Alvin] Well,

that's one way to get rid of it.

Neville,
you have to be very careful with that.

All right? All right?
So just, you know, just put it down,

you know, gently, you know,
and just shut it off.

Neville!

[Theodore] Aaah!

[Simon] Hold on!

[Brittany] Uh... Simon, where are we?

We're between two dimensions.

Neither here, nor there.

Well, that's just perfect!
Way to go, Neville!

Well, it's not my fault.
I... I'm just...

I'm just a little boy.

[cat] Miaow.

Neville, Neville,
um... where's the GC 3000?

I don't know.

[gasps] There... there it is!

It's our only way out of here!
We have to get it!

But... but how?
I... I can't even move!

Oh! Except... Perfect. Perfect.

We'll make a human ladder!

Ouch! Excuse you!

Sorry, sorry, Neville.
All right, guys...

Now, you climb up me,
and, Theodore, you climb up Alvin.

OK, OK. Can... can you reach it?

No!

Theodore! Here!

-Got it!
-Aaah!

Argh! Guys?

Theodore, quick!
Hit the green button, then the red! Now!

[all] Aaah!

[in unison] We made it!

-Miaow!
-Woof, woof!

Oh, hey, Alvin.
I've been looking for you.

What did I do now?

Well, you're right, Alvin.

I do owe you an apology.

I was wrong and I'm so sorry.

-What's this?
-Oh! Well, that is, you know...

just a couple of things
that I... I brought back

that just needed
a tiny, tiny little adjustment.

Alvin, I told you
I don't want this junk...

Dave... Dave... No, no!

Ow! Ow!

No, Dave! Run!

[Dave] Alvin!

Oh, guys,

I can't tell you how much
I'm looking forward to this.

A little time away from work
to just relax.

Yeah, yeah, Dave,
but a cabin in the woods?

What if this place is haunted?
Ooo!

[whispering] Alvin, don't say that word
in front of Theodore!

-I was joking.
-What happened?

Oh, nothing, Theodore.
Alvin just made a bad joke.

A very bad joke.

It's OK, Alvin.
We all make bad jokes sometimes.

Anyway, it'll be great
to get away from it all.

Yeah. It'll be good to get
a break from Talking Teddy.

What? Kids can be exhausting!

[Dave] Here we are!

-May I help you?
-Oh, yes, yes.

We're the Sevilles.
We're checking in.

Right, right, right.
See, the only problem is,

when you didn't show up before 5:00 pm,

we gave your cabin
to the couple that just left.

Unfortunately, we're all booked up.

Oh, well,
there was a lot of traffic on the road.

Do you have anything else?

Um, well, we've got one place
open down by the lake.

It's just that...

Great! We'll take it!

OK, then. Read and sign here.

Enjoy your stay.

[Theodore] Bunk beds!

I got top bunk!

Oh, this is great, guys!

Everything is nice and clean.
This is perfect.

-Isn't it, though?
-Aaah!

Oh, did I scare you?

I'm sorry.

Oh, and there's a little shed
not too far from here.

Just to be clear, that's off limits.

OK.

Ah! This is exactly
what I was hoping for.

It's even on the lake.

[robotic voice]
Who wants to play?

Seriously, Theodore?

-Talking Teddy?
-Yeah. I miss him!

Thank goodness
I brought these home videos!

Can I have a hug?

Ha! Look!

Aw! How cute is he?

Very cute.

Come on! Dance with me!

-Did you bring your headphones?
-Yes.

Good. All right, guys,
before we get too settled in,

how about we bring in
everything from the car?

[Alvin] Oh, Theodore, give Teddy a rest!

Here, now, come on, stick out
your arms and I'll load you up.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

-Not me.
-Me neither

Uh... Are the lights off?

I... I can't see.

Well, maybe it's some sort
of motion detector or something.

Anyway, how does spaghetti sound
for dinner tonight?

Yes!

-[Simon] More salt?
-No, that's good.

[Alvin] I'm going upstairs, guys.

Let me know when dinner's ready.

Ah, this is the life!

[hollow voice]
Get out of my house.

Hey, guys!
Did anyone else hear that?

Hear what?

Oh, oh, the wind?

[Alvin]
No, no, the voice telling us to get out!

The voice?

Aaah! Look!

Alvin, that's not funny.

Dave! Dave! I'm being serious!

This place is haun...

Alvin!

Come on!

You want me to be quiet?
Dave, this place is clearly haun...

-Ah!
-But this place is hau...

Babababababa!

-Hau...
-No, no, no, no, no!

Dave, I'm telling you, this place is...

-[muffled]
-Alvin,

I forbid you to say that word
around Theodore.

Oh! Ugh! Did you just lick me?

Oh, what's the matter?

Nothing, nothing!

Go... just go back
to watching Talking Teddy.

Do you remember what happened
to Theodore last Halloween?

[Theodore] Aaah!

I... I had to pry him off with a crowbar!

Now, listen, Alvin.
If he hears that word,

there'll be no relaxing for anyone.

There will only be choking!

Dave, I know what I saw!

Look, OK, I'm sure
there's a logical explanation for it.

So, I'm asking you, begging you,

please just remain calm
and whatever you do,

don't let Theodore know, OK?

-Know what?
-Aaah!

Oh, uh, hey, Theodore.

Um, you know, how's it going?

You know,
I know it isn't time for bed.

Right. No, 'cause it's only 7:30.

Well, you have, you know,
I was just, um...

Oh! Hey, Theodore,
Teddy is doing some very cute stuff.

[robotic voice]
Come on! Dance with me!

Oh! Oh, I love this part!

Thanks!

Smooth, Dave.

Look, we're here to relax
and we're gonna relax,

even if it kills us!

OK, well,
that's a poor choice of words.

But, please, just help me out, all right?

And, Alvin, you can start
by bringing your things upstairs.

Oh, all right.

Play with me.

Aaah!

[Dave] Alvin, are you OK?

Dave! We've gotta get out of here!

-Stop it!
-This place is...

you know what!

Stop, Alvin!
I do not want to hear it!

Now, let's just relax
and enjoy ourselves.

Please!

[Chipmunk song playing]

[Dave]
Alvin, you gonna join us for dinner?

No, I am not, David!

Come on, Alvin.

You'll ruin this vacation
for all of us.

Why are you upset, Alvin?

Because, Theodore,
when your father and brother

don't believe anything
you're saying, it's very upsetting.

What... what don't they believe?

That this place is...

Nice!
Nice and has lots of windows!

And trees! Trees outside!

You don't believe him?

I believe you, Alvin.

Look! Look what's happening!

What... what's happening?

Nothing, Theodore.
Alvin's just playing games.

Oh! Oh, I'll play with you.

This is a fun game!

Cut it out, Alvin.

I'm not doing anything!

Alvin, stop it! Please!

[Alvin] Aaah!

OK! You win, Alvin!

-Should we get him?
-No.

He's bored and want us
to believe the cabin's...

you know, the H word.

The... the H word?

Yeah, um, happy.

Well, what's wrong with believing that?

You... you guys are being tough on him.

I'm gonna watch Talking Teddy.

[Simon and Dave] Put your headphones on!

Well, they're gonna be sorry

when I'm taken by that little ghost girl

and they never see me again.

I wonder what's in that shed.

Just to be clear, that's off limits.

It's probably filled with more ghosts.

Then why am I walking
toward the shed?

I'm the stupid guy in the scary movie

who goes down the basement stairs

and gets eaten by the monster.

Aaah! Please don't hurt me!

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...

Wait. Wait. You guys aren't ghosts!

Are you?

No, darling. We're producers of a new
reality show called Haunted Cabin

and you were terrific!

Wait, wait, wait.

So all that haunted stuff
was just pretend?

Yup, holograms and rigged furniture.

But that's not fair!
I was the only one who saw anything!

Well, if the whole family
sees the ghosts,

they just pack up and leave.

But if only one sees something...

Yeah, they think he's crazy.
Thanks, guys.

Sorry, but we had to pick one of you.

However, we can change that now
if you're willing to help.

Oh, count me in!

Well, he's not back.
I'm gonna go find Alvin.

Alvin?

Yes, Dave. It's me.

They got me, Dave,

the ghosts that you didn't believe in.

Thought I was lying to you.

They got me, Dave!
I hope you're happy!

We want you too.

You should have listened to me, Dave.

But now it's too late.

-Aaah!
-And cue furniture.

[Simon] Aaah!

No, no! Please!

Come with me.

No! No, I don't want to!

I want Alvin
and then I promise we'll leave

and never bother you again!

Do you believe him now?

Do you believe I saw the ghosts?

Yes! Yes! We believe you! [sobs]

Say you're sorry
for the way you treated him

and maybe I'll give him back to you.

Aaah! I'm sorry, Alvin!

Tell him it doesn't matter
that he's flunking math.

What?

Aaah! It doesn't matter!
Nothing matters!

I... I just want him back!

Oh, Alvin, you're here!

What... what's happening?

Come on! We gotta get outta here!

This place is haunted!

[Theodore] Aaah!

Theo... Theodore! No! No!

[Alvin] No, no, Theodore, let him go!

It's not haunted!

It's a reality prank show
called Haunted Cabin.

No, Theodore... Wait!

Wait. What did you say?

Well, yeah. No, yes, uh..
um... prank. Well, um...

[chuckles] I... I... I'm just...
it's so funny, you know,

we all got pranked.

[Dave] You what?

Pranked?

Hello, Mr Seville.
We so enjoyed your...

[Dave] Alvin!

[Alvin] Aaah!

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