03x15 - A Rose by Any Other Name; Queen Bee

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Dave, you want me to get tutoring

from a guy named Mr Kooky?

Yes, Alvin.
Miss Smith recommended him.

But... but, Dave, there's something
you should know about Miss Smith.

She's an exaggerator!

-She says I failed like ten...
-Fourteen!

All right, 14 tests, all right?
But that's impossible,

because I didn't even show up
for half of 'em, all right?

So, how could I have failed
a test that I didn't even take?

You didn't show up for the tests?

No, because I wasn't ready!

Alvin, I don't want you
to ever skip a test again!

And you're not going to fail any more,
because starting right now,

you'll work with Mr Kooky
until all your grades are up.

Dave, come on.
I have plans today.

Can't we start the tutor...

No! He's expecting us this afternoon.

[barking]

[barking]

Mr Seville, it appears you're suffering

from temporary amnesia.

I would take it easy for a while, OK?

I should probably take it easy
for a while myself.

You know, no school,
certainly no homework...

No, you are fine.
Nothing is wrong with you.

Have him call me if his memory
doesn't improve within a week or so.

-Where do we live?
-Where do we live, Dave?

702, Liberty Lane!

How do I get there?

I don't know.
Well, should we put it on the GPS?

Oh, oh, great.
You don't have one in this old clunker.

Um... Try a right.

[Dave] Does any of this look familiar?

[Alvin] Dave, I don't know!

You keep asking me that.

[sobs] All I know is we live
between a couple of trees,

and, you know, other houses.

I... I don't know what else
you want from me!

Just... just try a left.

I am hungry.
Where's the kitchen?

There.
Same place it's always been.

Guys, what took you guys so long?

-You were gone for hours!
-Oh, what took us so long?

Dave has temporary amnesia!
I had to tell him everything!

I mean, everything.
He didn't know where we lived!

We have to help him remember.
Dave!

No. No, no, no, Simon.

That's exactly
what we don't want to do,

because the doctor said
he has to remain calm.

So, how's that...

Simon, as soon as we tell Dave

that he's got all these responsibilities

-and all this work to do...
-Well, what do you suggest?

That we lie to him and tell him
his life is all fun and games?

Oh, Simon, yes!
That's exactly what I told him!

[gasps] But... that's a lie!

Yes, Theodore, you know, technically.
But for Dave's wellbeing!

Oh, so I'm a carefree, fun-loving guy,

who's ready to party?

Yes, exactly!

Hmm. OK.

So, what do we normally do
on a day-to-day basis?

Well, you know, most of the time
we're in school...

However, during this period,

we always take time off to go skiing.

You know, it's what we call
our family bonding period.

Oh! Well, that sounds like fun.

Should I make some reservations
somewhere?

Oh, Dave, I've got everything handled.

-Uh, do I know how to ski?
-Yes, yes, Dave.

But I want you to learn
how to snowboard,

-so I got you an instructor.
-No, no, that's OK.

-I'm gonna stick to...
-Oh! There she is!

Well, wouldn't hurt to learn.

[music starts]

♪ I just want to ask this question ♪

♪ I hope it doesn't come out wrong ♪

♪ Do you just need attention? ♪

♪ Or are we just having fun? ♪

♪ If we turn away this time ♪

♪ Just as the sun goes down ♪

♪ Everything you mean to me ♪

♪ You gotta know it's real somehow ♪

♪ And when the world tries to break us ♪

♪ I want to take it together ♪

♪ Nothing can ever divide us ♪

♪ I want to feel it forever ♪

♪ Just got to hold and believe it ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I will endeavour ♪

♪ Nothing can ever divide us ♪

♪ I want to feel it forever ♪

Whoa!

Ah! Is this the most fun or what?

-It's been great.
-[buzzing]

But I keep getting messages
from a Miss Smith.

-What do the messages say?
-Here, listen.

David! It's Miss Smith.

Mr Kooky said Alvin never showed up.

And I haven't seen Simon or Theodore.

Please, give me a call.

-[beeping]
-[robotic voice] Next message.

[Miss Smith] David, it's Miss Smith.

I went by your house
and the car's not there.

I don't know what's going on.
Call me back.

-[beeping]
-[robotic voice] Next message.

[Miss Smith]
David, it's Miss Smith, again!

I'm going out of town
for the weekend,

but call Mr Kooky, OK?
Please! Call Kooky!

-[beeping]
-[robotic voice] Next message.

[Miss Smith]
David, I'm gonna find you and when I do...

Who is this person?

Oh, um... Well, Miss Smith is...

You know, she's... she's...

Well, she's a crazy, obsessed fan, Dave.

An obsessed fan?

Well, who's this Mr Kooky?

Oh, oh... Kooky...

Well, well, he, you know,
he's... he's... um...

...her imaginary friend.

Right? That... that's good.

Yes! Yes! Her imaginary friend!

Oh, man.

Dave,
are you ready for your lesson?

[Dave] Uh, see you guys later.

You're taking this too far, Alvin!

What'll happen when we get home?

We'll blame it on Dave!

We'll say he lost his marbles
and took us away for a while,

and, here's the beauty of it,
it's actually true!

I don't like missing school.
And I'm very concerned that...

Simon, it's Saturday!

We're already on vacation,
so let's enjoy ourselves!

Oh...

[groans] I'm so full.

-[phone rings]
-Hello?

[Dave] Hey, hey, Alvin. Um, look,

I'm thinking of having dinner
with Skylar tonight, so,

are you guys OK for a couple of hours?

Oh, Dave, that sounds perfect,
because, you know,

I think the boys and I
are gonna do some night skiing.

-Night skiing?
-Dave, come on, that's one of your rules.

OK, well, um, you know,
have... have fun.

I just want to go on record

and say I feel guilty
about this.

I... I feel so guilty.

I... I can hear Miss Smith in my head.

[Miss Smith] Thanks
for checking in with me, Mr Kooky.

I'll let you know
if I hear anything.

Oh, no! She's here!

Yes, all work and no play.
OK. Talk soon. Bye-bye.

-[Alvin] Let's get out of here.
-[Theodore] Ow!

-[Simon] Oh, no!
-[Alvin] Let me...

[Simon] Guys!

-[Theodore] Aaah!
-[Alvin] No, no... Oh, no!

Ugh, Theodore! Come on.

Up, up, up!

-Let's go!
-Wait! Aaah!

Wait for me!

Theodore, come on!

We need to go!

We need to race down
the mountain and tell Dave! Now!

It can't be.

She's looking at us!

Look where you're going!

She's probably not a great skier.

Aaah!

Faster!

Aaah!

-Theodore!
-Alvin, is that you?

[Simon] Alvin! Alvin!
We're going too fast!

-[Alvin] We're almost there!
-[Simon] Aaah!

-[Alvin] Dave! Dave!
-Oh, hey.

What is it, Alvin?

Miss Smith... the stalker?

-She's here!
-[Dave and Skylar] What?

That stalker is gonna be here
any minute

and we need to confuse her!

How do we do that?

Here.
Put this hat and goggles on.

Come up with an accent
and pretend you're someone else.

-I can't do that!
-Our life depends on it!

Well, hello, David.
Fancy seeing you here.

And, by the way,
you look ridiculous.

-Oh, no. I'm not Dave.
-Err... What? Huh?

-My name is Joe.
-Joe?

-It's... it's a jo sound.
-Yo?

Yeah, Joe John Johnson.

Yo Joe Johnson?

Yeah, Joe John Johnson.

I'm on honeymoon with my wife.

Oh... I'm, well,
I'm... I'm sorry to bother you.

-Yes?
-Well... Well, goodbye, Mr...

-Yeah, Joe John Johnson.
-Yes. Mr...

Yo Joe Johnson.

Uh... OK. Um... well...

Come on, Dave! We've gotta save
Simon and Theodore!

-They're on the mountain!
-What?

We've gotta go get them
and bring them back! Now!

[Skylar] I can help!

Simon is over that way in the trees,

and... and Theodore
is straight ahead on one ski!

Hurry!

-Aaah!
-Aaah!

[Theodore] Alvin! You're awake!
How... how do you feel?

Oh... OK.

Um... What happened?

Wait, well, hold on, Alvin.
You don't remember?

Because I remember everything.

And I mean everything!

OK, um, well...
could you tell me where we are?

'Cause I can't remember anything.

Really? I mean,
you don't remember anything?

-No, Richard. I don't.
-Well, you and I got into...

An accident on your way to the tutor.

-Tutor?
-Yes, yes!

You even asked Richard here

if you could have a tutor,
because you love to study.

Oh... Oh, I... I do?

Oh, yes, yes! Of course!

You're a stellar student,
probably one of the best.

And getting tutored is one
of your favourite things to do.

Oh! OK.

So, you know, let's get you home

and we'll start tutoring
bright and early tomorrow.

I... I really like tutoring?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you do.

OK. Well, uh, Richard,
you know, let's do this.

Oh! And since I love tutoring,
could I have a tutor every day?

Please! Please!

[hubbub]

Class! Kids! Listen up or you'll
get two extra hours of homework!

Huh! Works every time.

OK, who knows what this is?

Uh... Lunch.

h*, h*! Oh!
That is very funny, Alvin.

Very funny.

-I must write that one down.
-Oh! Uh, Miss Smith,

-it's a coronavirus bug.
-Correct! Now listen up.

Flu season is on its way.
My favourite time.

I can't wait to have you kids

sneezing and sniffling all over my room.

So today we have a special guest

to help us avoid the worst of it.

Say hello to Germ Jerry.

Ha! Germ Jerry?

-Oh.
-[hollow voice] Good afternoon, kids.

[all] Uh... Good afternoon.

Do you have any idea what's
covering your desks right now?

-Paper?
-Uh... G... gum?

All of that, yes. But more.

Your desks are totally covered by germs.

Millions and millions of germs.

Germs?

[Germ Jerry]
And they could live there for hours.

Germs can enter our bodies
through our mouths, our noses,

and our eyes, all without us
ever even knowing it.

Oh, yeah, and get this.
When you flush the toilet,

an invisible cloud filled with germs

shoots six feet into the air
like a germ geyser!

[all] Ew!

Germs cause everything
from the common cold

to the Black Plague.

Plague?

[Germ Jerry] They're so small
we can't see them with the naked eye,

but they are everywhere around us.

So it's important to keep
a clean home base.

[school bell rings]

Remember to wash your hands, kids.
It's a w*r out there.

-Thank you, Jerry.
-Any time, Bernice.

[coughing]

[gasps]

[student] Atchoo!

-Was... was I hit?
-What?

Guys, run for the door now,

before it closes
and we have to touch it!

Hurry up! It's closing!

Ow!

I... I think some of those
sneeze droplets might have...

might have gotten me.

Ugh! Theodore, come on.

You're not seriously
concerned about

that germ business, are you?

-That Jerry dude was a nutcase!
-Yeah, I... I don't know.

I'm... I'm not feeling that well.

Here, Theodore,
fluids are good for you.

Wait!

Ha, ha, ha! Gotcha kid!

[gasps] Oh, no! Your germs
entered through my mouth!

-But, Theodore, I'm not sick.
-Oh, yeah?

Well, tell that to the germs!

Oh!

Whoa!

-Is my tongue green?
-Absolutely not.

It's orange!

Aaah! Oh! Oh!

Theodore,
would you just relax, all right?

It's just one of Alvin's hilarious jokes.

Oh. There's no time for jokes.
We need a plan!

You can't stop us.
We're everywhere!

Oh!

OK. First,
we must secure the home base.

Don't flush the toilet, guys.
It's a germ geyser!

[germs cackle]

We'll be here forever!

Ew!

-What?
-Oh, so many germs!

-[knock on door]
-[gasps]

Who goes there?
If... if you're a giant germ,

um, there's nobody here!

[Dave] Um, Theodore, it's...
it's me, Dave.

[gasps] Did you say plague?

[Dave] No, no, Theodore. It's Dave.
Just... just open the door.

Theodore, what are you doing?

It smells like a hospital in here!

Dave, they're everywhere.

Uh... Who's "they"?

The germs. The germs.

I've got to get rid of them
before they eat me alive!

[germ] That's right, Theodore.

-We're coming for you!
-Aaah!

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Go on leave, get on out ♪

♪ Time to go, ooh, don't need ya
hangin' round and round, no ♪

♪ And, baby, it's time to go ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it, get it,
I'm gonna get it how I want it ♪

♪ Don't let it, let it,
don't ever let it make ya crazy ♪

♪ Go on, put your head on down,
work the night away ♪

♪ Go on, leave, get on out ♪

♪ Time to go ♪

♪ Ooh, I don't need ya
hangin' round and round, no ♪

♪ Oh, baby, it's time to go ♪

♪ Go on, leave, get on out ♪

♪ Time to go ♪

♪ Ooh, I don't need ya
hangin' round and round, no ♪

♪ Oh, baby, it's time to go ♪

[Dave] Hey, Theodore, come on.
We're gonna be late for school!

Is... is the coast clear?

[Miss Miller] Aaah!

Aaah!

Oh, hey, Miss Miller. Sorry.

I... I thought you were a germ
for a second.

Sorry, Dave, missed the car!

Ugh! Just... just let me get,
ugh, back to my feet.

[groans]

OK. This is becoming a problem.

OK. What are we gonna do
about Theodore?

Oh! I know. Dave!

-What's wrong?
-Take a seat, Dave.

We're calling an emergency meeting.

Something has to be done
about Theodore's germ phobia, and fast!

Come on, guys.
I really wouldn't worry about this.

In a few hours, he'll probably
be eating cupcakes again

-with his hands.
-[door bell rings]

Package for Theodore Seville.

-What in the world is...
-[Theodore] Don't touch it!

It's my new home!

Oh, come on. Home?

Yeah! For now at least.

You see, Dave, it's sterile!

Not a single nasty germ can get in!

Ugh! And where are you going to put it?

In our room.

No, no, no. Don't touch it.

Theodore, come on.
I... I don't think that...

I got it. I got it.

Back to cupcakes, huh?

[Dave] Theodore, come on, come on.

Come on in for dinner, all right?
We cleaned the house.

Yes, Theodore,
come out of that bubble.

Uh, no thanks, Dave.

I already ate some freeze-dried
anti-bacterial food.

Anti-bacterial food?

OK, well, where are you gonna sleep?

Um, in here.

It doesn't look very comfortable.

No, it is.

-Theodore, please come inside.
-No. I'm OK, really.

I feel safer here!

OK. Goodnight.

Goodnight!

Dave, do you think
he'll be all right out there?

Yeah, I... I think so.

Well, he'll be fine tonight,
and, you know, who knows?

Maybe it'll be so uncomfortable
he'll decide to stop all this.

-Hi, Dave.
-[germ voice] Hiya, Theodore.

I made breakfast!

-Come on, Theodore!
-Aaah!

Oh! Oh!

[Theodore] Alvin! Simon!

The germs, they... they got Dave!

[together] They got us too!

Aaah!

No! Please!

Aaah!

Help!

[honking]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Hiya, Theodore.

Aaah!

[door opens]

Guys! He's... he's gone!
Theodore's gone!

Wh... Where is he?

-[Theodore] They got me!
-[all] Theodore!

[Jeanette] You're back!

The germs!

They abducted me
and took me to the dumpster!

Oh! Am I green?

How long before they destroy me?

Oh, Theodore, don't worry.
You're fine.

Yeah, Theodore, you know,
you're no greener than usual.

Yuk!
OK, well, maybe a little bit greener.

But nothing a good hose-down can't fix.

Yeah, I mean, how bad can germs be

if you survived a dumpster bath?

Oh, you know,
that's absolutely right, Theodore.

You know, not all germs are bad.

Some produce the oxygen
we breathe and help us, you know,

build our immune system.

In fact, you know, we need germs
to live and be healthy!

Does... does this mean that...

that germs are actually our friends?

Oh... Well, yeah, yeah.
You know, kind of.

You know, some are.

Hi, Theodore!
Will you be our friend?

Did you hear that, Teddy?

We're covered with...
with little buddies!

Oh, thanks, guys!

It's... it's so good to be back.

Ew! What are you doing?

[Theodore]
Oh, I just want to hug everybody!

[all] No!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪