03x10 - The Fugitives/Sherlock Chipmunk

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[Simon] Go!

Go, go! Faster! Run!

[panting]

I... I can't go any more!

I got a... I got a cramp!

That's what you get! That food
was meant to last us five days!

It's called stress eating, OK?

[Simon] Theodore, we can't stop here!
We've got to keep moving!

Oh...

Hello, my name is Alvin Seville.

It's, let's see...

1,700 hours and we are fugitives!

Do you think he's seen it yet?

I don't know,
but we need to keep moving!

Ah, but I'm... I'm hungry!

How can you be hungr...

All right, all right,
it's now 1,735 hours.

We think we're far enough,
but only time will tell.

I'm here with my brother,
who, as you can see,

has decided that his pants
were slowing him down!

See?

Less friction!

Other than that, morale is pretty good.
Um, right, Simon?

[barking]

Oh, no! You think he sent
the dogs after us?

-[barking]
-I don't know,

but it sounds like bloodhounds!

-Bloodhounds?
-All right, all right,

you're probably wondering
why we're out here.

Well, it's a long story.

Um, it's probably
just easier to show you.

Simon, um, can you rewind the tape?

-OK, are we rolling?
-[Simon] Yup, all set.

[Simon]
Theodore, would you please stop?

Our new game is called thumperball.

We have two players,
the launcher and the hitter.

Theodore! Stop!

So, here are the rules.

The launcher launches the ball
and ducks behind the couch.

The hitter tries to hit the ball

and if he's able to hit all four walls,

that's three points!

If he hits the picture
of Aunt Marge over there,

that's ten points!

But if he's able to hit the launcher...

h*, h*! That's 20 points!

-Ready, guys?
-Ready!

[Alvin] Here we go.

Simon, make sure you get all of this!

-Ow!
-h*, h*, h*! 20 points!

-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm...
-[Dave] OK, come on now!

How many times have I told you
not to play ball in the house?

Come on! Do we look like we'd be
playing ball in the house?

-[door bell rings]
-Oh, yes!

I can't believe it!
It's here already!

What's here already?

[Dave] I got myself a present!

-You mean...
-You got a...

That's right!
A mega-screen 99-inch 8K TV!

I saw it on sale and, well,
I just couldn't help myself.

-It's huge!
-Yay!

Yay!

[Simon] Wait. Theodore! Theodore!
Wait. Slow ...

All right, guys.
Come on, let's do this now.

I'm up 25 to two and Theodore,
sorry, but you've got zero.

Ready?

Ready!

Launch!

[crash]

[Simon] No, no, no, no, no!
There's a crack!

OK, OK, everyone,
you know, just relax.

It doesn't look that bad.

It's kinda small and down in the corner.

So, he probably won't even notice.

[cracking]

[Simon] Oh, no!
He's definitely going to notice that!

OK, OK, just don't worry yet,
all right? I got an idea.

You know those guys that repair
your windshield while you wait?

Oh, no! Now we can worry!

It's a... It's a good thing
he got it on sale.

What are we gonna do?

Hurry!
Dave's gonna be home any second!

OK, guys, guys, come on,
hold on just a second, OK?

I mean, maybe we're overreacting.

Overreacting? Did you see
how happy that thing made him?

Last night, I went downstairs
for a glass of water

and there he was, sleeping,
all cuddled up with the remote!

[sobs] I don't wanna leave!

I love my bed.
I... I love my house...

Theodore, I know, I know.

But you don't have a home any more.

[wails]

-[Simon] Alvin!
-What? We're fugitives!

We're on the run!

But... we're gonna starve out there!

Hold on a minute.
Let me get this straight.

You're leaving because you're
afraid of how Dave will react?

Come on, Dave's a reasonable guy.

Oh, Dave's a reasonable guy?

OK, last night, Dave yelled at me
for stretching out his sock!

All right? His sock!

How do you think he'll react

when he finds out we broke
his beloved television?

[gasps] You mean
his new mega-screen 8K TV?

He loves that TV!
I mean, he sleeps with the remote!

I know!

OK, Eleanor, you make the sandwiches,

I'll get the bottled water.

And... and, Jeanette,
get the first-aid kit!

[Simon]
Theodore, are you looting?

[gasps] He's back!
Move it! Move it!

If he finds us, we're goners!

Go! Go! Go!

Well, that's pretty much
how we got here.

That's why we can never go home!

-[phone rings]
-[Simon] Uh-oh! That's my phone!

Oh, no! It's Dave!

Aaah!

[panting]

[phone rings]

[Alvin] Theodore!

Did you just destroy Simon's phone?

Yeah! Yes, I did!

You... you just sabotaged
our only line of communication

to the civilized world!

It seemed like the right thing to do.
At... at the time.

Is it fixable?

[Simon] Uh, no.
Not... not even remotely, Alvin.

Mr Race Car Pants made sure of that.

Well, because we went through
our food rations so quickly,

and by "we" I mean Theodore,

we're stuck looking for alternatives.

So, tonight, we'll be eating
blackened pine needles.

-Here you go, Theodore.
-No. No, thank you.

What's the matter?

Not hungry 'cause you ate
all the good food?

-Yeah!
-Eat it!

-I won't do it!
-Oh, yes, you will!

-Never!
-Eat it.

[Simon] Guys! Guys! Guys!

Ugh! Let's see.
It's 1,800 hours and...

Would you just say it
like a normal person?

...and morale is low.

[yawns] Thankfully,
it's just about time for bed.

Who's gonna tell me a story?

Oh! Oh, well, um, yeah, OK,
let me... let me give it a shot.

Um... Let's see.

Once upon a time, there was...

No, no, you've got to make
your voice lower.

Like... like Dave.

[Simon] Oh, oh, OK, sure...

[clears throat]
Once upon a time...

-Lower.
-Once upon a time...

-Lower.
-[hollow voice] Once upon...

OK, now you're scaring me.

[sighs] I miss Dave.

Oh, wait, wait!
I've got an idea, guys!

This tape has a ton of Dave on it.

Let's just watch
some of the old footage!

Oh, Simon! That's a great idea!

[chipmunk song plays]

[sobbing in unison]

I... I... I... I miss Dave!

I miss Dave too!

Oh, Alvin, what are we going to do?

I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe, you know, maybe we could...

[branch cracks]

Wait. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Everyone be quiet. Be quiet.
Do you hear that?

[howling]

-[Alvin] What was it?
-A bear?

Put the fire out.

-Put the fire out!
-No. He won't be able to see!

We don't want him to see!

Maybe he thinks there's food!

-There's more food?
-Yeah, us!

[branch cracks]

-It's a bear! Run! Run!
-Aaah!

Simon, he's got us!
Save yourself! Run!

[sobs] No! No!

Wait a minute.
Why aren't we being mauled?

-It's Dave!
-What are you doing out here?

I've been worried sick about you!

How could you guys think
I care more about my TV

than I do about you?

[sniffs] Because Alvin said you did!

-Alvin...
-But you were so excited

when you got it, Dave.
I mean, you loved it so much!

Guys, look, there's nothing
in the world that means more to me

than you three guys.

I mean, seriously, nothing!

Oh! Oh, Dave,
that is such good news.

Because, um, I've been meaning
to tell you about the washing machine.

Wait. Washing machine?

What happened to the washing machine?

It's not my fault, Dave!

I mean, if it can't handle
a bucket of rocks,

it should say so in huge letters!

You put a bucket of rocks
in the washing machine?

Of course! How else
was I supposed to clean them?

-Alvin!
-Dave, Dave, hold on!

Remember when you said
nothing mattered more than us?

Remember that?
I mean... We have it on video!

OK, OK, Simon, turn the camera off.

-No! Don't turn it off!
-Turn it off!

Don't turn it...

-[Theodore] Aaah!
-Aaah!

-[Theodore] Ow!
-Gotcha!

[Theodore] Help me, Teddy!

[robotic voice]
Come on, dance with me.

[gasps] Why did you do that?

Because I was attacked by you
and that bear! That's why!

Teddy and I were just practising.

We wanna be crime fighters!

Theodore, one of the most important
things about being a crime fighter

is a cool costume!

And Teddy's is lame!

Don't worry, Teddy.

I just figured out
what I want for my birthday!

Hey, Theodore, I...

What's the matter?

Well, see, Dave,

Teddy and I are a crime-fighting duo,

but... apparently Teddy looks lame.

Well, that shouldn't matter...

Dave, all I want for my birthday
is a costume for Teddy.

Ooh, Theodore,
it's probably a little late.

I think everyone
already got your present.

Oh... OK.

Sorry, Teddy.

We were just talking about
some... some private stuff.

Teddy? Teddy!

Would you like to join me for...

T... Teddy?

[gasps]

Teddy?

Oh, no!

[Jeanette] Oh, I just love

a good detective story.

[Simon] Man, this is heavy.

-[sighs]
-What's up, Jeanette?

Not much. I just wish life
was more filled with mystery.

You know, like...
like Sherlock Holmes' stories.

Guys! You've got to help me!

Teddy's been kidnapped!

-[gasps] What?
-Somebody took him!

Oh, don't worry, Theodore.
I am on it!

-What's with the hat?
-Oh, this?

It's just like the Sherlock Holmes hat!

-Cool.
-Do you want to be my Watson?

I'm not even sure what
that means, but definitely not.

Watson is Sherlock's partner!
And we have a case!

The game's afoot!
What say you, Eleanor?

Ah!

If the game's a foot, you might
wanna put some shoes on.

-Will you help me? Please?
-OK. I'll do it,

-if you fix my old headphones.
-Deal!

But don't call me Watson.

OK, now, Sherlock always starts
by finding the likely suspects.

Theodore, do you know anyone
who might have a grudge against Teddy?

-Don't you people knock?
-We know it was you!

You can't prove I did it!

I mean, you know,
I didn't do it. I... I... Wait.

What didn't I do?

Where were you earlier today?

-None of your business.
-Oh, you got that wrong, buddy!

OK, Watson, I'll take it from here.

The jig is up, mister.
Hand over the bear!

-Watson, dial it down.
-What bear?

Look! I'm her enforcer!

So, don't make me go
all crazy on you!

What are you gonna do?
Come on, Eleanor!

Shine a light in my eyes?
Help! Help!

Eleanor threatened me
with a table lamp!

Watson, down!

Now, Theodore said this is
where Teddy was last seen.

Hmm. This trunk
has something sticky on it.

Yuk! What is that?

How should I...

Clam it, buster!
No one's talking to you!

Well, whaddaya know?
This is sticky too.

Hey, OK! Hold on!
What are you doing?

I'm finished.

[Eleanor] Bye.

[chipmunk song plays]

-Eureka!
-Huh?

I discovered what was on Alvin's cap.

Are you ready for this?

Uh, I'm not sure. Is it gross?

-It's jam!
-Jam?

-Pepper cranberry marmalade.
-Ew! I knew it would be gross.

Yeah, and pepper cranberry
marmalade is really unique.

Eleanor, remember the trunk
where Teddy was last seen?

Well, it had a sticky substance
on it, too.

Just like Alvin's cap.

I can't be sure, but, well,
it could be marmalade too.

Let's do a little more investigating.

-[Jeanette] Find anything?
-[Eleanor] Nothing.

No sign of any marmalade here.

-Wait.
-[sighs]

I've seen this before.
Now, where was it?

Ugh! Think, Jeanette, think!

Of course! Miss Croner!

But why would Miss Croner take Teddy?

Wait. Wait.
Miss Croner took Teddy?

Come along, Watson.
The game's...

...a foot. I know.
I still don't get it.

Why does it have to be a foot?
Why not an eyeball or something?

You know, like,
"The game's an earlobe!"

Or what about,
"The game's an elbow"?

-Oh, oh! You know what would be better?
-Eureka!

What? Oh, wow!

The game really is, like, an actual foot.

Now I get it.

And judging by the size,

the tread and the overall muddiness,

I believe I know
who this footprint belongs to.

-Alvin! I knew it!
-No, no, no.

-I believe it's Simon's.
-Why would Simon take Teddy?

Oh, hey, guys.

Hello, Simon.
May I ask you a few questions?

Yeah.

-Why'd you take Teddy?
-Wait. I... What?

Enough of this double talk, Simon!
We know it was you!

And we're gonna prove it
with or without your cooperation!

Simon, I saw you
sneaking away with a bag

and I saw something
that looked sort of, well, like,

maybe Teddy's foot
poking out of the bag.

Yeah! Spill it, mister!

Well, I don't know what you saw,

but it definitely wasn't Teddy's foot!

Then why were you being so sneaky?

Because I was donating
my old stuff to charity

and I didn't want Alvin to see

because he always wants
everything for himself!

-There! Are you satisfied?
-Well,

why were you at Miss Croner's house?

Oh, this is never gonna end!

I borrowed one of her tools
and she asked that I return it!

Ha! A likely story.

OK, let's go, Watson.

Oh, it is totally Simon!

Yeah... No, it's not.

Now, let's take a closer look
at Miss Croner's house.

[door bell rings]

-What do you want?
-Hello, Miss Croner.

You look lovely today.
May I please borrow a cup of sugar?

-I'm out of sugar.
-Oh, well... no... milk.

I forgot. I need a cup of milk.

-I don't have any milk.
-Oh, OK. No, that's cool. Um...

I don't want milk anyway.
I meant to say, uh, flour.

Oh, yes. That I do have.

Wait. No, no.
I'm out of flour as well.

Good. I eat too much flour.
You have like, salt, maybe?

-No.
-Eggs? Do you have eggs?

-No.
-Crackers?

-No.
-Nuts? You got nuts?

-No!
-A banana?

-No!
-A can of, I don't know, beans?

-No!
-Miss Croner, what do you have?

Go away!

[Alvin] No! No! I won't do it!

[gasps] Alvin?

No!

Watson, Miss Croner
is holding Teddy for ransom!

Wait. What? That makes no sense!

[gasps] Teddy's cap!

And it's worse than I thought.

She's got Alvin and...
Oh, he sounded really scared!

[Alvin] No! No, no, never!

You can't make me eat it!

[screams]

But you must!
That was the agreement!

Why can't we dump it down the sink?

Because that would be unethical!

Dottie went through a lot of trouble
making this disgusting marmalade.

And I promised
every last drop would be eaten!

I didn't say by whom.
But you and I made a deal!

[Jeanette] Wait. What's going on here?

Teddy!

[Jeanette] Yeah,

but he's wearing
a superhero costume.

Yeah, 'cause I made a deal
with Miss Croner

that if she would sew Teddy
a cool costume

for Theodore's birthday,
I would help her eat

some of this disgusting marmalade.

Oh, so you weren't being tortured?

Oh! Are you kidding?
Have you tasted this stuff?

Quiet!

[Alvin] Open that one, Theodore.

Teddy! Oh, look!

And he's got the coolest
superhero costume ever!

Ugh! Well, I am glad that's over.

Yeah, sorry.

I... I guess I wasn't much
like Sherlock Holmes after all.

Uh, yeah, you were!
You found Teddy!

-Thanks, Watson.
-Ugh!

Just call me Eleanor. Please!
'Cause that's my name.

[door bell rings]

[Miss Croner] Don't think
that you can just run off

when you have the rest
of these sandwiches to eat!

Miss Croner, give it a rest!
I'll finish them all, OK?

But, come on,
it's Theodore's birthday party!

Oh! What are those?
Can... can I have one?

h*, h*! Trust me, Theodore,
you will...

Wow! That's delicious!

Help yourself, Theodore.
Have all of them.

Ah, thank you. This is better
than a birthday cake!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪