02x16 - It's My Party/Keeping Up with the Humphries

[bunniefuu]

- ♪

- Listen to my voice.
Just relax.

Your eyelids are
getting very heavy.

So, so heavy.

- Oh, this is gonna be great.

Last year, he made Cheesy think
he was a chimpanzee.

- Yeah, not really a stretch.

- Can I get someone
to dim the lights, please?

- [lights click off]
- [flashlight clicks on]

- Now, quiet, please,

as our subject drifts
into a more relaxed state.

- Seriously, would you at least
give The Amazing Brian a chance?

He really is amazing.

- Amazing? Amazing?

What would be amazing

is if I won the academic
tournament tomorrow.

- BOY: Shush!

- Oh, there's just
so much to know.

- BOY: Shhh!

- Oh, oh, how do you like it?

Shh! Shh! Shh!
Shh, yourself! Okay?

- Maybe you should relax.

- Relax? I can't relax.

The Belleview
Ultimate Trivia Tournament

is happening tomorrow and...

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The B-U...

- Yes, Alvin,
the B-U-T-T, okay?

Unfortunate name.
There, I get that.

- ALVIN & THEODORE:
[giggling]

- But it's very prestigious.
If I could win it...

- [giggling continues]

- Stop that!
The B-U-T-T is huge.

- [giggling continues]

- Well, you know
what's another joke?

If I don't win, it's like my
whole academic career is over.

- No, seriously, just relax,
enjoy the show,

and keep your mind
off your B-U-T-T.

- AMAZING BRIAN:
And we're ready.

All you hear is my voice.

I'm going to count backwards
from the number five,

and each number will make
you more and more relaxed,

so relaxed.

Five...

four...

three...

two...

one.

That's great, okay.

Now, when I snap my fingers,
you will be completely awake,

and everything
will be back to normal.

Except, every time
you hear a bell...

- [bell rings]

- your IQ will drop 80 points.

When you hear another bell...
- [bell rings]

- you will go back to normal.

Nod if you understand me.

- ♪

- You understand. Good.
Good. You understand me.

[snaps fingers]
How do you feel?

- I feel fine.

Now when are you going
to hypnotize me?

- AUDIENCE: [laughing]

- AMAZING BRIAN:
Oh, yes, we'll get to that.

I just want to ask you
some questions, first, okay?

Do you know what Pi is?

- Ha, do I know what Pi is?
Of course.

In simple terms, it's used to
calculate the area of a circle.

- Oh, wait just a minute.
Hold on.

- [bell rings]

- AUDIENCE: [laughing]

- Okay, please continue.
Continue.

- Oh, wait, uh, what was...
what was the question?

Ooh!
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]

- Oh, that is one of
those, um, oh, uh...

voice loud thingies, right?
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]

- Lemme... lemme try.
Lemme... Lemme try.

[tapping microphone]
- [feedback screeches]

- It works better
this way. Here.

- Okay. Okay.

Hello? Hello?

Oh, this is just... oh...
[laughing]

It makes me... it makes me
feel like I'm... I'm...

I'm like a giant.
[stomping feet]

- [bell rings]
- AUDIENCE: [laughing]

- This is ridiculous.
I am out of here.

- Okay, this is taking forever.
When are you going to...

- And sleep!
[snaps fingers]

Now listen carefully
to my voice.

When I snap my fingers again,

you will be back to
your normal self,

and the bell will not
affect you at all, okay?

[snaps fingers]

- [school bell rings]

- ♪

- [head thuds] Ooh!

Oh, this door's broken.

[straining]

Whoa! You did it.

- All right, take
your seats, class.

I... I know we had a good
laugh at my expense,

but that's over.

Now I hope you all did your...
Yes, Simon, what is it?

- You're pretty.
- STUDENTS: What?

[laughing]

- Simon, what is
the matter with you?

- Nothin'.
What's wrong with you?

[snorting, laughing]

- MAN ON RADIO: Wake up,
you sleepyheads!

Good morning!

It's a beautiful, beautiful day,

and we've got a brand
new song for you called

"Battle of the Bells."

- [bell chimes]
- ♪ Oh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Something's
coming over you ♪

♪ Oh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Something's coming
over you ♪

♪ Hazy, lazy ♪

♪ No one can find
you crazy ♪

♪ You're so ready ♪

♪ Can't you do
what others can do ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ What's come over you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ And I'll tell you
what to do ♪

- [blowing bubbles]

Yum! Yum!

- ♪ When that thing
comes over you ♪

♪ When that crazy thing ♪

♪ It's coming over you ♪

- Toot! Toot!

- ♪ And you're gonna
do some crazy things ♪

- [wobbling lips]
- [slaps forehead]

- Do it!
- [bell chimes]

- What time is it?

It's almost 10:00!

The tournament starts
in 15 minutes.

- [birds tweeting]

- Napoleon, Waterloo,
Ottoman Empire. Oh...

- Kevin, what just
happened to you?

- I'm nervous, okay?
I sweat when I'm nervous.

Like a lot.

Hold on, I gotta hydrate.

Mom, I need another shirt!

- Simon, come on now.
Stop worrying.

You're Simon Seville,
the smartest guy in school.

Okay, now, you know what?
Let's just relax.

Shoulders. Okay. Oh, okay.

All right, all right,
you know what?

Let's try deep breathing.

- [gulps air]

- That's it. That's it.

Simon? Simon?
You can let it out now.

Let... let it out.

- [coughing]

I'm so stressed,
I forgot how to breathe.

- MAN: [taps microphone]
- SIMON: [gasps]

- MAN: Hi, everyone.

Will the contestants please take
their places, thank you.

- SIMON: Oh...

- You've got this, buddy.

- You'll do great.

This isn't going to
end well, is it?

- No. No, it isn't.

- Good afternoon, everyone,
and welcome to

the 8th Annual B-U-T-T.

- ALVIN & THEODORE:
[giggling]

- MEN: Shhhh!
- DAVE: [clears throat]

- Come on, now that's funny.
Come on.

- Now the first one
who pushes the button

will hear this sound.
- [bell rings]

- And will have the first
opportunity to answer.

Any questions?

- Your head is really shiny.

- ♪

- Okay...

Now, ladies and gentlemen,
as the young people say,

let's get this
party started, huh?

- [bell rings]
- Pythagorean Theorem.

- Correct.
- [bell rings]

[bell rings]
- Lady RaRa.

- No, I'm sorry, Lady RaRa
did not migrate

from South America
in the early 18th century.

- [bell rings]
- Light amplification

by stimulated emission
of radiation.

- Correct.
- [bell rings]

- Oh, oh, oh,
Billy the Bug, Billy the Bug!

- No, Billy the Bug was not the
last ruler of the Ming Dynasty.

- [bell rings]
- Napoleon Bonaparte.

- Correct.
- [bell rings]

- Oh, I know, eleven-teen.

- No, eleven-teen is not
actually a number.

- Oh, of course, that's it.

- What's going on with Simon?

- Oh, I don't know. Um...

Oh, oh, but I've gotta
go to the bathroom.

Theodore, you have
to go, too, right?

- No, I'm good.

- Ahem!

- Oh, right.

Yeah, I have to go to the
bathroom, too, really bad.

- Well, wasn't that
an exciting first half?

Okay, we're gonna take
a ten minute break now, folks.

See you soon.

- What are you doing?

- You've been hypnotized.

- What?
- You're hypnotized.

Every time that bell rings,
you turn into, you know,

like a total idiot.
- Alvin, don't be...

- Yesterday, you told
Miss Smith she was pretty.

- [gasps] I am hypnotized!

- Yeah, I was just guessing.

So, listen, I just
got off the phone

with The Amazing Brian.

He said he could be back
tomorrow to fix you.

- Tomorrow?
The tournament's today!

- [laughing] Well,
I have a couple of ideas.

- Anything! Please!

- All right, now,
look deep into my eyes.

[sharp slap]
- Ow!

- Oh, did it... did it work?

- I don't think so.
Let's try again.

- Wait! Wait!

- MAN: Will the contestants
please take their places.

Thank you.

- The contestants are coming
back. What are we gonna do?

- All right, all right,
don't panic.

You just get out there and I'll
take care of the hypnotism.

I've got another idea.

- Well, I hope it's better
than the hitting thing.

- I'm not sure, but,
you know, it's different,

so, get out there now, go.

- ♪

- Theodore, with Cheesy,
we're gonna need a distraction.

- Oh, I got it.

Oh, magic me.

You see me over here...

I'm doing something really
strange and distracting.

- Hey, what are you
guys doing here?

You're not allowed
to be back here.

- Theo, Plan B.
- Plan B?

We didn't talk about Plan...

oh... Plan B. Sorry.

- CHEESY: [yelping]

- You're fine.
- [muffled protests]

- I'm sorry, Cheesy,
but you'll be okay soon.

- Oh, now all we have to do
is change the sound

to something other than a bell.

- [rooster crowing]

- [bell buzzing]

- Oh, that should do the trick.

- [bell farts]
- Mesozoic.

- Correct.
- [bell farts]

- Quadratic formula.
- Correct.

- [bell farts]
- Wormhole.

- Correct.
- Mother Teresa.

- Correct.
- Battle of Midway.

- Correct.
- [rooster crowing]

- MAN: I think we have a winner.
- AUDIENCE: [applauding]

- Well, look who's coming, guys.

It's the famous
B-U-T-T champion.

- Alvin, how original.

Anyway, guys, I just,
you know, just wanna thank you

for taking care of
that whole bell sound.

You know it... hey, hey, Alvin.

Didn't Dave say no
skateboarding this week?

- [bell rings]

- What? What's that thing?

- Come on, Simon,
I'll show you how it works.

We have until tomorrow.

[gasping]

[panting]

I've got this strange feeling
that I forgot something.

[yawning]
Oh, well...

- Hello, Alvin! Alvin,
did you forget about me?

Hello? Alvin!