02x08 - Alvin's Wild Weekend/For Whom the Bell Tolls

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

-Ready, Theodore?
-Ready!

OK, Theodore, much better.

But this time don't catch
the ball with your face.

Oh, oh! Got it, Dave! OK!

Throw it again!

Dave, Dave!

Tonight is the series finale
of Dino Discovery!

Looking forward to it, Simon.

Dave, why can't we ever do fun stuff?

What do you mean? We do fun stuff.

No, no, no, Dave, I mean just you and me.

Two bachelors on a wild weekend!

You and me?

Yeah, you know, like you do
fun stuff with Theodore.

You do fun stuff with Simon.

Well, I'd love to do
fun stuff with you, Alvin.

-What'd you have in mind?
-I'd love you and me

to spend a whole weekend together
doing anything I want.

Psst, psst, Dave, no! Dave, no!

-Anything you want?
-Yeah!

No. No, no, Alvin.
That... that's not possible.

h*, h*! It's possible all right!
You just don't want to do it!

Simon and Theodore are probably
your favourites! Just admit it!

Oh, Alvin. I'll tell you what.

You do your chores, and I mean
all your chores, for a month.

And you and I'll spend a weekend alone,
doing whatever you want.

Deal!

Oh!

Get ready for the best weekend
of your life, Dave.

Because I have got exciting plans!

Yeah, uh, why don't you check
with Simon and Theodore?

No, no, no, no, Dave.

This is just you and me, remember?

-What are you talking about?
-What am I talking about?

Only our agreement.

Bandages, gauze, splint,
antivenin, tourniquet.

Dave, knowing Alvin,
you're gonna need this.

Oh, thanks.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, oh! That should be Miss Miller.

I asked her to watch you guys
while I'm away.

MISS MILLER: Hello? Boys? I'm here!

Oh, we're gonna have such a good time.

Where is everybody?

I'm not speaking to you, mister.

-Please don't do this, Dave!
-Come on, guys.

Alvin earned this. I can't let him down.

Besides, how bad can it be?

Alvin, I can't do this!

[mock baby voice]
Aw, is widdle Davey scared?

Should I call the wambulance?

Alvin, that is not what I need!

h*, h*! No problem, Dave!

I know exactly what you need.

[screams]

Aaah!

I love it! Geronimo!

Aaah! Oh, no!

Phew!

[screams]

Oh, oh, oh! That was something.

So, shall we have a nice relaxing lunch

and then maybe a nap and...

Lunch? Oh, Dave! It's only 8:30. Come on!

We're off to Barracuda Island

where we will be swimming with the sharks!

-Alvin, this is too dangerous!
-Well, not to worry,

'cause if you get scared,
all you have to do

is push the "I'm a little baby" button

and the macho manly-men divers
will pull you out

and hand you a fresh diaper.

Very... Aaah!

[bubbly screams]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Me Imma do it my way ♪

♪ All day, every day
I do it my way ♪

♪ Me Imma do it my way ♪

♪ All day, every day ♪

♪ And if you don't like it ♪

♪ Hit the highway,
hit the highway, hit the highway ♪

♪ And if you don't like it ♪

♪ Hit the highway ♪

♪ All day, every day
I do it my way ♪

♪ Watch me do it,
feel alive in the music ♪

♪ You know I'm the truest ♪

♪ The chipmunk movement believe
"Do it like me" ♪

♪ Never copy,
let 'em all just copy me ♪

♪ Where the party be, around
town runnin' with the team ♪

♪ Yeah, I could hear the scream,
yeah, time for the show ♪

♪ Another encore,
Yeah, I know they want more ♪

♪ Make 'em jump up
on the dance floor, go, go ♪

♪ Everybody say chipmunk,
Alvin's inspired weekend, get up ♪

♪ Everybody say chipmunk,
Alvin's inspired weekend, get up ♪

♪ Me Imma do it my way ♪

♪ All day, every day
I do it my way ♪

♪ Me Imma do it my way ♪

♪ All day, every day ♪

♪ And if you don't like it ♪

♪ Hit the highway,
hit the highway, hit the highway ♪

♪ And if you don't like it ♪

♪ Hit the highway, all day, every day,
I do it my way ♪

Come on, Dave. Focus, focus.
You can do this, big fella!

Last one and we win the prize!

Wait! Just remember,
it's all in the wrist.

Keep your eyes on the balloon.

-Focus on the--
-Alvin, please!

You got it, you got it.

Stop! The wind just shifted.
It's blowing to the right.

OK, now. Stop! I was just about to throw!

Oh, please, Dave! You were about to miss!

I saved you!

Do it!

h*, h*, h*! Yes!

I've got the coolest dad, ever!

See, Dave? I told you
nothing bad would happen.

Dave? Dave!

Oh, no, you don't!

-You can't fall asleep!
-Huh? What?

I made dinner reservations on a submarine.

Alvin, just close your eyes for a second,

for five seconds,

and I'll buy you an extra dessert.

Dave, I know I don't tell you this enough,

but I think you're pretty awesome. [yawns]

You're pretty awesome yourself, Alvin.

ALVIN: [dreaming]
Dave, look what I can do.

DAVE: No... no more sharks.

-Awesome.
-I'm falling.

ALVIN: Geronimo.

[snoring]

No, no, Alvin!

Huh?

You wanted to see me, boss?

What we gonna do
with them two idiots, huh?

Listen to me.
These punks know where we is.

We gotta get rid of 'em.

Put 'em in the back of the ol' squad car

and take 'em where
they won't ever be found.

[gasps]

Wake up, Dave!

There are guys out there
and they're up to no good.

-Huh? Where are we?
-I don't know, Dave!

We've been taken
and unless we get out now,

we're gonna be goners!

Wait. What? Gone? Are you sure?

Dave, listen to me now!
I was standing a foot away!

-I heard everything!
-Get in the car!

I'm in the car! Step on it!

Oh, thank goodness! The police!

No, no, Dave! Those aren't the police!

They said they'd use
the squad car to get rid of us!

POLICE: Pull your car over! I repeat.
Pull your car over.

I've gotta pull over!

I'm telling ya once and for all,
it's a trick!

-Alvin, no!
-Quit fighting me, Dave!

[scream]

All right, destruction of
property, disturbing the peace,

failure to obey an officer's instruction.

-No!
-Refusing to pay towing costs.

[nervous laugh]

I won't last a day in the slammer!

-You gotta listen to me!
-A-Alvin...

Also I do have a little request.
I didn't really love my mugshot.

-Alvin, they're letting us go.
-Oh. [chuckles]

Well, it's been real, boys!

Ha! Nice of the police to let us go
with just a warning, huh, Dave?

What a weekend! Huh, Dave?

I mean, was that a blast or what?

No, Alvin. It was not a blast.

It was the worst weekend of my life!

[heavy sigh]

Alvin, I... I want to apologise.

It wasn't the worst weekend of my life.

In fact, it was probably
the most memorable.

And although I wouldn't say
it was fun, necessarily,

it was unique and wonderful
and I wouldn't have wanted to do it

with anyone else in the world.

[gasps] Unique and wonderful?

So, probably one of the best
weekends of your life, huh?

Well, certainly the most unexpected and...

Oh, maybe we could go again next weekend!

No, Alvin, we--

Oh, Dave! But there's
so much left on my list!

-Huh?
-h*, h*!

I'm going to the attic.
I think I've got my rock-climbing gear.

Himalayas, here we come!

No, Alvin!

Listen to my voice.

Just relax.

Your eyelids are getting very heavy.

So, so heavy.

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Last year he made Cheesy think
he was a chimpanzee.

Yeah, not really a stretch.

Could I get someone
to dim the lights, please?

Now, quiet, please,

as our subject drifts
into a more relaxed state.

Seriously?

Would you at least give
the Amazing Brian a chance?

-He really is amazing.
-Amazing? Amazing?

What would be amazing is if I won

the academic tournament tomorrow!

-MAN: Shush!
-Oh!

-There's just so much to know!
-Shh!

Oh, oh! How do you like "shh"?
"Shh" yourself, OK?

Simon, you've gotta relax.

Relax? I can't relax!

The Bellview Ultimate
Trivia Tournament is--

-Wait, wait, wait. The B-U...
-Yes, Alvin. The BUTT. OK?

-Unfortunate name. There, I give ya that.
-[giggle]

But it's very prestigious.
And if I could win...

Stop laughing! The BUTT is huge.

Well, you know what's not a joke?
If I don't win, it's...

it's like my whole
academic career is over.

But seriously, just relax, enjoy the show,

and take your mind off your BUTT.

And we're ready. All you hear is my voice.

I'm going to count backwards
from the number five,

and each number will make you
more and more relaxed.

So relaxed.

Five, four,

three, two, one.

That's great. OK.
Now, when I snap my fingers,

you will be completely awake

and everything will be back to normal.

Except every time you hear a bell,

your IQ will drop 80 points.

When you hear another bell,
you will go back to normal.

Nod if you understand me.

You understand. Good. Good.
You understand me.

-How do you feel?
-I feel fine.

So, when are you going to hypnotise me?

-[laughter]
-Oh, yes, we'll get to that.

I just want to ask you
some questions first, OK?

-Do you know what pi is?
-Ha! Do I know what pi is?

Of course! In simple terms,

it's used to calculate
the area of a circle...

Oh, wait just a minute. Hold on.

[rings bell]

-OK, please continue, continue.
-Um, wait.

What was... What was the question?

Ooh! Oh, I... I... That's...

That is one of those, um... Oh!
Uh, uh, voice louder thingies.

Right? Let me try! Let me try!

It works better this way. Here.

OK. OK. Hello. Hello.

[chuckling] Oh, oh, this is so cool!

It makes me sound like a giant!

[rings bell]

This is ridiculous. I am outta here.

OK, this is taking forever. When--

And sleep.

Now listen carefully to my voice.

When I snap my fingers again,

you will be back to your normal self

and the bell
will not affect you at all, OK?

-AUDIENCE: Aw!
-[snaps fingers]

[bell rings]

Oof!

Ha! The door's broken.

Whoa. You did it.

All right, take your seats, class.

I know we had a good laugh
at my expense, but that's over.

Now I hope you all did your--

-Yes, Simon, what is it?
-You're pretty.

-What?
-What?

[laughter]

Simon, what's the matter with you?

Nothing. What's wrong with you? [chuckles]

RADIO: Wake up, you sleepyheads!
Good mornin'!

It's a beautiful, beautiful day
and we've got

a brand-new song for you
called "Battle Of The Bells".

-♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪
-[bell rings]

-[bell rings]
-♪ Something's comin' over you ♪

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪

[bell rings]

♪ Something's comin' over you ♪

♪ Crazy baby ♪

-♪ No one's around to save me ♪
-♪ Nobody ♪

♪ You go nutty ♪

♪ Turn into silly putty and then ♪

♪ Something's coming over you ♪

-♪ It's true ♪
-♪ And I don't know what to do ♪

Yum. Yum. Yum.

♪ When that thing comes over you ♪

♪ And it's coming up and up and over you ♪

Boop! Boop!

♪ And you're gonna keep on
goin' crazy, baby ♪

-You're it!
-[bell rings]

What time is it? [gasps]

It's almost ten!
The tournament starts in 15 minutes!

Napoleon, Waterloo, Ottoman Empire...

Kevin, what has happened to you?

I'm nervous, OK? I sweat when I'm nervous.

Like, a lot!

Hold on. I gotta hydrate.

Mom, I need another shirt!

Simon, come on, now. Stop worrying.

You're Simon Seville,
the smartest guy in school!

OK, now, you know what?
Let's just relax the shoulders.

There. OK, all right, all right.

You know what? Let's try deep breathing.

That's it. That's it.

Simon. Simon. You can let it out now.

Let it out!

I'm so stressed! I forgot how to breathe!

-[gasps]
-Hi, everyone.

Will the contestants please take
their places? Thank you.

Oh...

-You've got this, buddy!
-You'll do great!

This isn't going to end well, is it?

No. No, it isn't.

Good afternoon and welcome
to the eighth annual BUTT.

-[laughter]
-Shh!

Oh, come on! Now that's funny! Come on!

Now, the first one who pushes the button

-will hear this sound...
-[bell rings]

..and will have
the first opportunity to answer.

Any questions?

Your head is really shiny.

OK...

Now, ladies and gentlemen,
as the young people say,

let's get this party started,
huh?

-[ding]
-Pythagorean Theorem.

-Correct!
-[ding]

-Lady Ra Ra.
-No. I'm sorry.

Lady Ra Ra did not migrate
from South America

in the early 18th century.

-[ding]
-Light amplification

by stimulated emission of radiation.

Correct.

-[ding]
-Oh, oh. Billy the Bug!

-Billy the Bug!
-No. Billy the Bug

was not the last ruler
of the Ming dynasty.

-Napoleon Bonaparte.
-Correct.

-[ding]
-I know, eleventeen.

No, eleventeen is not actually a number.

-Wait. Of course. That's it!
-What's going on with Simon?

Oh, I don't know, um...

Oh, but I've got to go to the bathroom.

Theodore, you have to go too, right?

No, I'm good.

[Alvin clears throat]

Oh! Right, yeah.

I have to go to the bathroom, too.
Really bad.

Well, wasn't that an exciting first half?

OK, we're gonna take
a ten-minute break now, folks.

See you soon.

-What are you doing?
-You've been hypnotised!

-What?
-You're hypnotised!

Every time that bell rings,
you turn into a total idiot.

-Oh, Don't be--
-Yesterday,

you told Miss Smith she was pretty.

[gasps] I am hypnotised!

Yeah, it was disgusting. So, listen.

I just spoke with the Amazing Brian.

He said he could be back
tomorrow to fix you.

Tomorrow? The tournament's today!

-Well, I have a couple of ideas.
-Anything! Please!

All right, now, look deep into my eyes...

-Ow!
-Did it... did it work?

I don't think so. Let's try again.

-Wait! Wait!
-Will the contestants

take their places? Thank you.

The contestants!
Alvin, what are we gonna do?

All right. Don't panic.

Just get out there
and I'll take care of the hypnotism.

I've got another idea.

I hope it's better than the hitting thing.

Not sure. But, you know, it's different.

Get out there now. Go!

Theodore, see Cheesy?
We're gonna need a distraction.

Oh, I got it.

Oh... look at me.

See me over here?

I'm doing something
really strange and distracting...

Hey, what are you guys doing here?
You're not allowed back here.

Theo! Plan B!

Plan B? We didn't talk about plan...

Oh, plan B.

Sorry.

Aah! Oh, no!

You're fine. You're fine.

I'm sorry, Cheesy,
but you'll be untied soon.

h*, h*! Now, all we have to do
is change the sound

to something other than a bell.

[c*ck crows]

-[farting buzzer]

h*, h*! That should do the trick.

-Mesozoic.
-Correct.

-Quadratic formula.
-Correct.

-Wormhole.
-Correct.

-Grover Cleveland.
-Correct.

-Battle of Midway.
-Correct.

[c*ck crows]

I think we have a winner!

Well, look who's coming, guys.
It's the famous BUTT champion.

Oh, how original.
Anyway, guys, I just, you know,

just want to thank you
for taking care of that bell sound.

You know... Hey, didn't Dave say
no skateboarding this week?

-What? What's that thing?
-Come on, Simon.

I'll show you how it works.
We have until tomorrow.

[moaning in his sleep]

I got this strange feeling
that I forgot something...

Oh, well.

CHEESY: Hello? Alvin?
Alvin did you forget about me?

Hello? Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪