02x05 - Brittany the Body Snatcher/Agent Smith

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[school bell rings]

Huh?

"Students have 48 hours
to produce a four-minute film.

"The winning story will be given
professional film equipment

"and the winner gets to meet
with Orson Anderson."

Oh, guys, that's the biggest
director in the world!

-How cool!
-Oh, that sounds fun!

And I'd be happy to help.
I don't have any plans.

Simon, no one was wondering about that.

Yes, well, I would have
to cancel all my plans.

And no one cares about that.
Now, here's what's up.

I want to make a movie
about Lorenzo Lorenzo,

a super secret agent,
in a dynamically fast car.

But wait, it gets better.

He's on a mission to save the world's

most beautiful woman.

But she doesn't really need his help...

because she's a strong, independent woman

who is actually
the most clever spy in the world.

What? No! That's not what happens!

Can... can we just make a comedy?

You know, classic story
of two friends being friends?

-[farting]
-[chuckles] Teddy!

You know, laughs along the way
and a couple of fart jokes.

Yeah, but you know what really
brings people to the theatre?

A good horror film. Oooo!

[screams]

No, no, no, guys.
Let's make an existential film

about an astronaut's odyssey

into the dawn
of a new millennium.

That's... that's fascinating.

Sounds like a real money-maker, Simon.

OK, all in favour of Lorenzo Lorenzo--

Guys, I already have an idea
and it's a lot smaller idea.

You mean,
small like a little secret agent?

No. This story is about an old man

who begins to question his choices about--

And I'm bored. Look, look, Jeanette,

I'm young, I'm handsome.

I can't ask audiences to, you know,
accept me as some old guy!

Yeah! I mean, we can't play old people!

Well, actually,

I was hoping you guys
would help me out behind the camera.

You know, like with lights and stuff.

Whoa, hold on. Lights and stuff?
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard!

Seriously! You have access
to star power here

and you're not going to use it?

-Who's going to play your lead?
-I thought Dave could.

-Dave?
-Dave?

Oh, Brittany, um, you know,
this seems like a lot of--

Seriously? You're gonna go diva on me?

Dave, are you ready?

Whoa. That's, um, well, uh,
different than I imagined.

Ugh, I'm sorry.
Is there a problem with his make-up?

Oh... Well, that doesn't even matter.

Good news, it's not too late to,
you know, kick Dave out

and make me the star.

I can just run upstairs,
quick like a bunny,

put on my secret-agent suit and bam!
Ready to roll.

I'm totally, totally good with that, guys.

We are wasting daylight here, people!
We gotta sh**t this!

Whoa.

OK... Places.

JEANETTE: And... action!

Action, Dave!

Dave! Action!

Uh, D-Dave?

All right, just throw the keys.

-Miaow!
-Dave, are you OK?

Um, yeah, no, you know,
I'm just a little nervous.

-You know, it's...
-Dave, look at me now, OK?

You're in a professional environment now!

You're not just moping around,
doing whatever you want.

You gotta hit your marks.
You gotta come with the goods.

Not helping, Alvin.

In other words, get it together!

Oh...

Brittany, um, just go and tell Jeanette

that I should do Dave's part.

I don't get nervous,

I look great on camera
pretty much from any angle,

and I can hit any emotion
they need.

Look, look. Here's sad.
Here's funny. Here's happy.

Try humble. Just for a second.
Go on... Just to see if you can.

OK. Just... just throw the keys
on the table, right?

That's right.
Just put the keys on the table

like you've done a million times before.

[sighs]

OK. Everybody ready?

Uh, Jeanette, sorry,
but this microphone is really heavy.

Um, did you see whining in the schedule?

-No.
-No? You didn't?

'Cause we don't have time for that, OK?

-Now be a trooper.
-Oh, OK. Oh! Oh!

Theodore, the mike! The mike!

Oh...

And action, Dave!

JEANETTE: And action, Dave!

Aah!

-Theodore!
-OK. It's OK. Just go again.

Oh... A little slippery.

OK. Go again!

Ah!

Go again, Dave!

Ow! Dave, what... ?

Ah!

OK. That's the one.
Yep, that's a wrap. Got it!

No, we don't got it.

Go again, Dave!

I can't do it!

Uh, Dave, may I see you for a moment?

Dave, let's pretend the whole world

is counting on you to throw
those keys on that table.

-Can you do it?
-Yes, I can do that.

And action!

-Yes! Yes! That's it!
-Dave!

-Thanks. Thanks, guys.
-Let's watch it back,

just to make sure we have it.

Hold on. Hold on. Alvin?

Ugh! What did he do?

Alvin's in the shot,
dressed like a secret agent.

-Seriously?
-What?

The scene's more exciting

if you learn Dave's being spied on.

Come on. Am I wrong? [slurps]

-Alvin...
-[slams door]

Jeanette, wait!

Alvin, Alvin, let's give her a minute.

What were we thinking?
We should've been more helpful.

-Excuse me. We?
-All right, fine.

We can quibble over "me", "we".
But, bottom line, who cares?

The point is, we've got
to finish the movie for Jeanette!

♪ sh**ting through the sky ♪

♪ It's a bird, it's a plane,
oh, what is that? Oh, my! ♪

♪ Everybody's lookin' up and asking ♪

♪ What's that up in the sky? ♪

♪ Is that a UFO
or just a flash of light? ♪

♪ Come on,
it's us, we're supernovas ♪

♪ Call us superstars shootin'
through the night so bright ♪

♪ Now you know who we are ♪

♪ I said,
it's us, we're supernovas ♪

♪ Call us superstars
shootin' through the night so bright ♪

♪ Now you know who we are,
'cause we are, we are, the super ♪

♪ We are the stardust ♪

♪ We are, we are,
the super, the superstars ♪

♪ We are, we are, the super,
we are the stars, the superstars ♪

♪ The superstars ♪

♪ And we're up in the sky
all over in the night ♪

♪ Oh, so watch us shine ♪

♪ Oh, oh,
we are superstars, superstars ♪

Aaah!

Good news, Jeanette.
We made a movie for you.

-What?
-Well, I told the guys,

since they ruined your movies,
we should make you one.

And by "they" he means
Lorenzo Lorenzo Lorenzo Lorenzo

-I'm always in the shot.
-Oh, guys, no--

Uh-uh-uh! Just watch it first.

I'm so glad we're best friends.

-[farting]
-[laughs] Teddy!

[giggles] Classic.

-I'm the special agent.
-That's really funny, Alvin.

-No. See? You're the bad guy.
-Oh, no! Oh, no!

I am not the bad guy.

Little boy, your friend
that you cuddle with and hold so dear

may soon become a monster.

-Bad guy.
-But he's my best friend.

Argh!

Oh, man! It was just getting
to the scary part!

I really do appreciate
the work you guys have done,

but I already filmed my movie.

What... filmed... What?

I decided to make a simple movie

about a little ant
learning about personal growth.

And it's loading to the website, right...

Almost... any minute...

-Uh-oh.
-What's wrong?

The file won't send.

Can't you just send it
when you get to school?

No! It has to be uploaded
or turned in before 7:00am!

h*, h*! Give me the file.

I'll get it there.

This is a job for
Lorenzo Lorenzo, special agent.

-Oh, you're my hero!
-You hear that Brittany? Hero.

Not bad guy. Hero.

Aaah! Hey, you, I'm right here!

You could've handed it to me!

The coolest moment of my life
and no one around to see it!

Guys, we got the letter!

-Can I open it?
-No!

What are you saying? Open it?

All righty! h*, h*!
Let's see what we've got.

And the winner is...

"We regret to..." Eesh.

Oh, you know, on second thought,

I think Jeanette should read this.

OK, enough with the games, Alvin!
What's it say?

Well, you know, they like it.
That came out loud and clear.

Didn't win, exactly,
but... I wouldn't say you lost.

She lost?

Yeah, but, but, actually last
place is kind of a win, right?

-Oh!
-No, no, guys. It's OK.

I'm already working on the next one.

-Is it about a secret agent?
-No.

-But could it be?
-No.

h*, h*! Great! I'll get my spy outfit!

[all] Alvin!

All right. Here we go.
Just, you know, toss it,

like, you know, here we go...

and... action!

Hey, Brittany. I'm taking the boys
to a movie this afternoon

and wanted to know
if you'd all like to come.

-Hang up! Hang up!
-Sorry, um, Brittany,

would... I'm sorry. Could you
hold on a second? What?

Don't invite them. Why would you do that?

Uh, Britt, Britt,
let me call you right--

What are you thinking?

I thought it would be nice
to invite the girls.

Nice for who?

-Uh, it's whom.
-No one talks like that, Simon.

Wait, I thought you guys
were getting along.

-Dave, Brittany hates me!
-What did you do now?

What did I do? Why do you always assume
I did something?

-I did nothing!
-[coughs] Not true!

All right. OK, maybe I did,
you know, a little something,

you know, that I can't
even remember, because--

-Well, he took--
-Borrowed.

...her straightening iron

to take the wrinkles out of his shirt,
but then he was--

OK, the particulars are
not important. And who cares?

Oh, excuse me, excuse me, whom cares?

Look, look, the point is,
she can't stand me!

Well, I'll call her back
and tell her you're inviting her

-as a way to apologise--
-Give me the phone.

Hey, Britt. So, would you like
to come to the movies with us?

Are you kidding?
Why would you even ask me that?

Just a wild guess, Dave,
but I don't think she wants to come.

[vocalises]

Oh, darling, that was beautiful.
Why did you stop?

Ugh! Because Alvin is being distracting!

Oh, please! I'm all the way
in the back here.

-You can't hear a thing!
-[bell rings]

OK, see everyone for rehearsal tomorrow!

Great job, Brittany! You are my superstar!

[blows raspberry]

Diva!

[gasps] Oops. I forgot my books!

Ugh! Brittany is so full of herself!

And, like, she struts around
like she owns the place.

Oh, totally! And she thinks
she has the greatest voice ever,

in, like, the history of voices,
but she doesn't.

It's so high and annoying.

Oh, guys, you know, sorry to interrupt,

but I'm just wondering...
Are you guys in a bad mood

or are you always this catty?

-What? Excuse you?
-ALVIN: Well, first of all,

Brittany sorta does own the place.

She's the principal's assistant,
and everybody,

except you two, loves her!

ALVIN: Second, her voice is amazing
because she works on it.

She's a pro. And, unlike you guys,

doesn't talk behind people's back.

-If she's upset with you...
-♪ My heart ♪

♪ It beats for you and only you ♪

[bell rings]

Don't you guys get it? I was "wexting".

-Yeah. I got it.
-Oh, Alvin, that was hilarious!

Please, after you.

-[phone rings]
-OK! Who left their phone on?

How many times do I have to tell--

It was mine, Miss Smith. I'm so sorry.

What?

I mean, why would she do that?

You know, first she lets me
go through the door before her,

then laughs at my joke,
which, by the way, was not that funny,

then takes the blame for my phone!

h*, h*! She is up to something!

Excuse me for eavesdropping,

but when you can't figure out why a person

is just suddenly acting
completely different,

then it's usually... a body snatcher.

-Body snatcher?
-I'm afraid so.

They're aliens who take over your body,
but they're for real.

But nobody believes in them,

which gives them a huge advantage.

Here, check out this web page!

[gasps] That would explain--

-Nothing.
-Sounds like Brittany's

already been invaded,
so now her job is to find other victims

-for her fellow snatchers.
-Oh, please!

There are no body snatchers!

See? I told you.
No one believes in them!

Hmm, I wonder who her next victim will be?

[doorbell rings]

-Hi, Dave.
-[Alvin gasps]

-Hey, Britt.
-I, um, I brought you

some fresh strawberries
and chocolate--

No! David is allergic to strawberries!

Oh.

Hi, Alvin. I also baked some cookies.

Oh! Oh, really?
Since when do you bake cookies?

I... uh, well, I thought I should start,

and I had extra and I said to myself--

Yeah, whatever. Bye!

That was so lame!

Dave! Don't touch it!

Alvin, what are you doing?

Saving your life, Dave,
that's what I'm doing!

What?

Simon, Theodore,
powwow upstairs, right now!

Here's all I'm saying, OK?
You know, maybe, just maybe,

they put the baby body snatchers
inside the cookies

and then, after you eat them,
you go to sleep, very relaxed,

and then they hatch in your stomach!

-[gasps]
-Yeah, yeah.

That's... that's probably
how they do it. Mmm-hmm.

Well, good night.

Phew! Good thing I didn't eat a cookie.

Invasion of cookies? No.
Cookie snatchers? Nothing.

There's nothing about cookies!

Argh!

[gasps] Dave?

Don't worry, Dave. It's me.

I couldn't take the chance
of being recognised.

What's going on?

Dave! Are you all right?

Yeah. Everything's fine, Alvin.
Go back to bed.

-Open the door, Dave!
-Alvin, I'm fine.

All right, all right.
I'm gonna go back to my room now

and get a good night's sleep.
See you tomorrow.

I finally realised
how insightful Alvin is.

And now he's the only thing
I can think about.

Well, can't you talk to your sisters?

-I'm just too embarrassed.
-Well, OK. Um, how can I help?

Well, first, promise me
you won't tell a soul.

Someone's in Dave's room
and I'm gonna find out who.

BRITTANY: Well, I'd better go. Thank you.

-Brittany?
-Oops, my disguise...

Aaah!

ALVIN: [gasps] She is the body snatcher!

-How do you explain that?
-Well, you know,

it very simply could be that Brittany is--

Say it! A body snatcher
and her next victim is Dave!

No. I don't want to hear any more.

-But I'm--
-Be quiet!

-But--
-Shush!

-But--
-Stop!

[♪♪♪]

♪ I can tell that you love me ♪

♪ I can see that you care ♪

♪ I can feel you surround me ♪

♪ Through the heat of your stare ♪

♪ But sometimes it gets
a little bit much ♪

♪ So I need to explain ♪

♪ You're creepin' me out ♪

♪ It's starting to make me scared ♪

♪ Enough is enough ♪

♪ You follow me everywhere,
you're always... ♪

Aaah!

So, so, you think Dave's already
been invaded by a body snatcher?

Yes! He's acting very weird,
just like Brittany!

Well, he is the perfect host
for a body snatcher.

I mean, he's strong and healthy.

Wait a second. What if he wasn't?

-What do you mean?
-Is Dave allergic to anything?

Um, strawberries. Why?

Because we are going to make it
very unpleasant

for a body snatcher
to stay in Dave's body.

[snoring]

Let's do this.

Shh!

Uh, we wish to speak to Dave

and not the body snatcher
who's inhabiting him!

-Can we please speak to Dave?
-Huh? What?

Hey! Hey! Don't move, mister,

or whatever odd creature-thing
you are!

A bucket of strawberry jam
is hanging over your head!

-Alvin!
-Quiet!

I'm the one giving the orders here!

Now, you may not know this,

but Dave is highly allergic
to strawberries

and if you so much as lift
your head one little bit,

that strawberry jam will pour all over you

and you will be in a world of pain!

Understand what's happening?
It's a frightening time for you.

Have you lost your mind?

You're not asking
the questions here, pal. I am!

And the question is,
have you lost Dave's mind?

Boy, these body snatchers
are tough!

It's been over an hour
and he's not admitting to anything!

You are so grounded!

Hey! Hey! Hey, mister!
Only Dave can tell me what to do!

OK, all right, look. We're wasting time.

We should go directly to his leader.

Hey, Britt. Hey, how are you?

Um, hey,
could you come over now?

Oh, he must have known
I was thinking about him.

He really knows me.

You think I'm a body snatcher?

OK, you know what?
Let's stop with the games right now.

Look, here are my conditions.

The only way we're gonna think
of releasing your comrade

is for you to go back
to whatever planet you came from

and never return.

You think I'm a body snatcher?

Well, yes, I do. But I'm not
done with my demands here, OK?

You will return Dave and
Brittany to their normal state!

Ugh! Fine. Are those all your demands?

Yup! That's it.
I hope you've learned your lesson.

Oh, I sure did!

I am so over you... you...
you people from planet Earth.

Well, anyway...
Gotta go. Gotta pack. Long journey.

-Yes!
-Yes! We did it!

You were awesome, my friend!

-Alvin!
-OK. Better go.

Oh, thank goodness he's back!
Coming, Dave!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪