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01x12 - The Planet Yzarc

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lamb Chop's Play-Along". Aired: January 13, 1992 – September 22, 1995.*
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Lamb Chop is an anthropomorphic sheep puppet who lives with her guardian Shari Lewis and her two siblings, Charlie Horse (an anthropomorphic horse puppet) and Hush Puppy (an anthropomorphic dog puppet).

01x12 - The Planet Yzarc

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends Ryan if you're one of those kids

who lives by the rule that said little

buddy you're about to see you're at the

very best place that you could be make a

muscle squeeze really squeeze with all

your might know the other arm

let me see just how strong you

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yeah and especially you guess what I got

shoe boxes guess what I'm gonna do with

them now that's not what I'm gonna do it

then we're gonna play a game the game is

called the Big Foot shuffle and what you

do is to put your shoe boxes on the

ground you stepped into your shoe boxes

and then you shuffle now the reason that

you shuffle is that this is a game where

you try to get from one place to another

without taking your feet out of the shoe

boxes without breaking the shoe boxes

and without falling down very important

you fall down you're out you break the

shoe box you are out otherwise you win

now you shuffle across the ground to get

where you're going we're gonna play it

as a real a game that is a sitarist

partner is Selena and Alicia's partner

is Robert so they're going to put their

feet into the shoe boxes and shuffle

over to their partners and then they are

going to get out of their shoe boxes the

partners will get in and the partners

will come back this way I'll hold my

hands out I'll be the goal and whoever

touches my hand first that team is okay

are you ready

sit mount up

and you were second let's hear it for

the winners of the Bigfoot shuffle oh I

think I'm gonna have to go home like

this

goodbye

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Bistro

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sit on the marshmallow I don't know well

I did the elephant's it on the

marshmallows to keep from falling into

the hot chocolate no wonder they call

this a lop eared rabbit I mean I always

thought it was a floppy eared rabbit

didn't you but it's not it's a lop eared

rabbit and it's cuz it's ears or down

they don't stand up like a regular bunny

rabbit nice don't grow in the wild like

this they're bred they're domesticated

is the big word and it means that

they're grown to be pets just like this

with floppy floppy ears I always thought

that rabbits were rodents they're not

did you know that you know what they are

they're lagomorph I want to say that

scent once lagomorph that weird you

probably never come up in the

conversation but the people from the San

Diego Zoo who owned this lagomorph told

me that um it's a lagomorph I love it

shall we do a song or play a game with

the rabbit what do you think Amanda yeah

yeah Joey yo if you got any idea what

song the game we ought to do a little

Peter Rabbit you want your little Peter

Rabbit alright how about you do you want

to do a little Peter Rabbit say yes okay

good um here's how you do it you say

little everybody show me little little

Peter Rabbit make rabbit ears you don't

make lop ears I don't think our fingers

can do that make stick up years like a

regular rabbit and little Peter Rabbit

had a fly upon its hand and you know

what he did he flicked it me see you

flick it come on flicked it and it flew

away okay

let's sing the song first

and then we'll play the game together

all right all right

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Oh

now here's the game part instead of

saying the words rabbit we're going to

say little Peter had a fly upon his hand

can you do that let's do it little Peter

had a fly upon his head

see if you you remember that uh-huh here

we go

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okay now we're going to leave out the

word fly

so we'll say little Peter I had an up up

on his hands

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now we're not going to say the word and

you can see little beat up uh-huh

had an thought upon his oh can you do

that

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okay now we're not going to say he's

victim

we're going to say he oh he popped it

alright

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whatever matter with you why aren't you

eating I just want to remember if it

didn't exactly the way it is why you

think it's gonna change no but I'm the

doctor go there no puppy dogs gone this

very night yes I'm going to embark on a

spaceship to the planet wise are you

talking crazy Lambchop I'm gonna miss

you the most of all but my time on earth

is over wash probably why are you

talking crazy sherry last night while

all you guys slept a superior being came

to my room how do you know he was

superior he told me and besides he came

in through the window and the window was

closed before you went to sleep last

night

you see Lambchop II this spaceman is

going to come and he's gonna take me

away with him on his flying saucer oh

yeah sure sure and now if you guys will

all excuse me once upon a time there was

a king and there was a queen and one day

the king and the Queen got together and

they said tomorrow is our daughter's

birthday why don't we ask for what she

would like for a present you know what

she said she said I don't want a present

she's but I don't have many friends

could we have a party invite the

children from the two neighboring

villages to come to the castle so they

did and the children came from one

village all the way to the castle and

there they are at the castle and the

children came from the other village all

the way to the castle and there they are

and when they came first the children

bowed down to the king and then they

turned around and at the other side of

the room they bow down to the Queen they

were about to bow down to the princess

when she said I don't want you to bow

down to me I want to be your friend and

she poured a drink

and she said to French and she toasted

to them and if you would like to be able

to make an origami cup origami that's

Japanese paper folding if you would like

to be able to fold stuff like this go to

your local library there's so many books

on Japanese paper folding and I drink to

Friendship

I'll see you still here are stopping do

you want my bicycle I mean I would take

it with me but Zog only got a little it

it did his spaceship dark dark dark who

is zark I told you doc from the planet

Wow and you know his spaceship it's

flying saucer is just a subcompact come

on stop kidding around nothing's enough

I mean there's no such thing as a flying

saucer from another planet

what's that why you scared darling it's

just song and we was expecting medium

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greeting or no I am dark from wives are

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we are now unloved I'm glad off am I

gonna need my galoshes

negatory if never pursued those unwise

our first time rings and humans call

phase Udo ring excuse me but can I

introduce me us I'm charley horse and

this is lamb chop and and we're really

glad to see you look forward to shaking

your hand why not

well you know you shake somebody's hand

on white dog it means you're engaged

perhaps your friends would like to visit

what's our to well I don't think so

no I don't think so but you know I'm

ready to go whenever you are hang later

second nice puppy why should you have a

little fun taking us puppy - you know

the one that starts with a Y and ends

with a white shark is easy to remember

just think of crazy C are a D Y spelled

backwards Y Z a see why he's arc oh yeah

they call it that because it's so much

fun yeah why don't you call it funny

spelled backwards

funny f you and and why we wanted to but

there was already a planet called enough

that's not how you spell enough wise arc

is a paradise for children the streets

are paved with chocolate

and the trees are made of candy cane no

schools no work no chores no parents

nothing to do all day long but kobato

kabob all means play you get to play all

day long

hey does this go on all year round no

only for ten months

then we take a two month vacation yeah

and you know unwise dog nobody treats

you mean that is correct

everyone is nice and wise are ya well no

place is perfect shop I just sold me

when do we leave

just sign on the dotted line it's

picture Tanya's Turner though

I've never met you I know something you

can

I bet you're better pitcher I'll teach

you how to do what I propose

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here goes so you say to your friends I

bet you I can count higher on my fingers

and you can and then your friends will

count on their fingers good now I'm

gonna count higher on my fingers 1 2 3 4

5 6 7 8 9 10

did I count higher

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Bechet if you'll only try it

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on the third day I'm going to play in

the swing okay and on the fourth day I'm

gonna swim in the stove every punch

swimming pool and on the fifth day

Lancer please please would you start

packing if we're not ready ones ark gets

back he's gonna go without us

personally I have limited edition and

the meals do you know that they got no

spinach and no liver on Bazar you mean

we're going to go to the movies you

can't do that why not because sherry

won't be there oh yeah well if there's

no parents on my sock and nobody does

any work takes care of us kids lamb chop

don't worry about it you heard the guy

it is paradise well you know I certainly

am looking forward to this adventure but

what am I gonna do without sherry you

and sherry are inseparable Kat oh so

what are you gonna do onglyza jelly hose

no no same thing I do here I guess you

can't do that jelly girls hit not

allowed mmm that's right charlie horse

and you'll have to be nice to everybody

even hushpuppy oh yeah

hey that's no fun wants to be nice all

the time and how much fun can you have

when the person you love the best lying

saucer x47 now boarding for nonstop

flight to enuf wise art and Cucamonga

look we've been thinking Zog and there's

been a change in our plans negatory

no changes in plans permitted oh yeah

well we ain't going r2 r2

oh no way we ankle win I have signed

blunder dings Blanca ding its contracts

you have no choice oh yes yeah no I have

a choice what are you gonna do about it

let me go I ain't going nobody move

hushpuppy hush puppy hush puppy

we're in Zog Zog Zog sweetheart you must

have had a dream and it must have been a

doozy

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daddy's jewelry Gus it's Cali dream ah

you are such a luck pump now Nina I

never have great dreams like that with

streets paved with chocolate and nothing

to do but play hey it only sounds good

I'm glad you stayed home because there

is no place like home

the people you love excuse me does

anyone know the way to mr. Rogers

neighborhood

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I love you I love you I love you deep

line please give me your bubblegum

you're hitting on mine

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this is the story of six little kittens

I can use

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five kilos to the shore once swam away

so then there were five minus one

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let's check it out

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this is a story of six little dampness

now we are down to just three kittens to

three kittens to see what wanted to stay

so did they were 3-1 which leaves you

with let's check it out now there are

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two

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cute kitten sure enough this one's for

you let's check it out now there is one

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like I have in a paint shop

you know most magicians need a magic

wand for doing their tricks but I don't

imagine you have a magic wand at home

and I certainly don't have one in the

backyard but I've got a magic pen and

I'm gonna show you how to do a wonderful

trick

but first he'll do it for you now I'm

gonna show my hand empty completely

empty and now I'm going to put my pen

into my fist and I'm going to tap the

pins through my fist and with my magic

pen I tap my hand on both sides and when

I open my hand a dime has appeared

inside my fist would you like to know

how to do that bet you I bet you would

yes but I did before I started you know

most pens have prongs the prongs are for

putting the pen on to a pocket like that

well instead of putting it on your

pocket you take it and you wedge a dime

under the prong and then you just hold

it between your two fingers you didn't

see that there before I started off and

then I showed my hand empty on one side

empty on the other I put the pen into my

fist pushed it through tapped my fist

with the magic pen and the dime appeared

once again this is a trick that really

makes sense ten cents

this is a story of all about the

kangaroo and all ooh can't seem to learn

he keeps falling down and bumping

various parts of his body now you have a

part in this story you call out the part

of the body that all ooh bumps as I

point to it for example if Oldham falls

on his what would that's right you Chuck

knows did you get that okay here's the

story

Ola was the clumsiest kangaroo in all of

Australia and whenever he hopped to the

dining table he would hop so hard he

couldn't stop he would get his soup or

his ears stuck in the mashed potatoes or

he would get his hair covered with

chocolate ice cream which was his

favourite dessert

Oh Oh his mother would say pointing her

finger your hop is a flop you must try

harder but every single time he tried to

hop Lulu would fall on his head on his

chin or right on his guard on his elbows

so one day

Gullu went off with his best friend's

buzzy and mozzie the fuzzy koala bears

to practice his hopping they know tight

to uh lose fingers and together the

three walked and walked only once when

the kangaroos let go did he fall over on

his they didn't quite get that one did

you get it those are eyebrows I have two

eyebrows one here and one here how about

you good um now it was time for the big

test now hop Oh Lou hop cried the koala

bears

so Hulu held onto the tree trunk with

his feet with his teeth

and he counted to three took a deep

breath and he pushed off hip-hop hooray

cradle ooh I'm hoppin and buzzy and

mozzie said we knew you could do it and

they proudly Paget all ooh on his on his

shoulders and kissed him on his she on

his cheek and from then on Lulu lived

happily I mean

happily ever after the end

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people and

they'll continue singing it forever just

because

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this is the song that Charlie Horak no

no stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't flip door