01x08 - The Charlie Horse Newspaper

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if you like to die in still slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends Oh little buddy you're about to

see your very best place that you could

be

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join the kids and play along

make a muscle squeeze really squeeze

with all your might now the other arm

let me see

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yeah and especially you this is my

friend cherish isn't that a beautiful

name

watch your mommy name you cherish

because I mean laughs it means like love

absolutely I bet she loves you to pieces

do you like to make puppets yeah me too

I love to make puppets well every

household has a love that has lost its

friend do you ever lose just one glove

Oh everybody does and when you lose just

born glove it's no fun to wear it but

it's fun to play with it and here's how

to make the goofiest puppet you will out

of paper you cut a head with ears you

cut two hands and you cut a tail now on

the other side of my head I drew a goofy

monkey you may draw anything you want to

draw you can draw a happy face it

doesn't matter now cherish is going to

make this puppet cherish first of all

would you put glue right on the back of

the monkey head and oh that's good

that's good okay now I'm gonna take it

now you put glue on the back of each

hand while I start to construct the

puppet so right near the fingers I'm

going to stick the monkeys head oh

excuse me for poking you in the face

monkey good I'll take that hand cherish

thank you and I'm gonna put that hand at

the bottom with one of the fingers up

the glove that's good you did it you did

it just a dollop cookies

stuff and now I'm gonna put this finger

at the bottom of the other and now I'm

going to put a bit of glue at the very

base of the tail and I'll put the tail

right over here where my wrist is now

I'm gonna leave this I think my finger

is stuck now I'm gonna put this on

because the one that cherish has gotten

all gluey has to dry and there's your

spunky monkey puppet isn't that funny

this puppet can walk and it can sit and

it can scratch its leg and this is a

puppet that you will enjoy making and

playing with and I think it can walk all

over the table and there are two spunky

monkey puppets ready to do their

monkeyshines

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there were two little baby skunks and

then input in and out if Alfred out in

was in and if out came in in would go

out sometimes in would just run away but

one day the Mamas funks it out go out

and find in and within seconds out

dragged in in and Mama's song said how

did you find in Sofia and out said

instinct this is such a nice game you

wiggle your finger

come on wiggle your finger put it on

your nose grab your ear and you hum oh

don't worry I'll tell you what to hump

you'll know what to hump just wiggle

your finger put it on your nose and grab

your ear and hum along with me come on

who knows grab your earrings from

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while will belong these but Steve's flap

your arms like a goose then wiggle your

fingers put it on your nose

grab your ear and Tommy

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keep it under your hat it's a chin-up

you don't have to dance you don't have

to sing just wiggle your finger put it

on your nose grab your earring

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we going to put it on your nose wrap

your earring

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you haven't Safin you haven't the tail

and you live to be as long as the whale

but you can wiggle your finger put it on

your nose grab your hearin

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hey you got a prank for me

hi charley horse you will finish

delivering your newspapers ah I got no

no you're sold out I walked out you quit

well no not exactly you see I gave the

editor-in-chief of the newspaper some

information yeah they fired me no yeah

yeah well what information did you give

him

I told them there's no famous tank oh I

see that'll do it every time yeah well I

told him I said I could turn out a

better newspaper on my home computer and

that's just what I'm gonna do you were

gonna start your own newspaper I am

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intelligent how come a story Wally

I don't think so answer charlie if I

can't be applauded on your paper I am

going to tell Sally some gossip that I

heard about your latest NASA what does

about Jay ha ha ha the newer gossip

reporter for the Charlie knows wouldn't

do a thing like that yeah that's it the

party yeah oh boy wait a minute wait a

minute what math test

no no double mine sherry go ahead go

ahead lamb chop find some gossip I got a

new thing that'll turn out

the editor the smallest painter in the

world yes I guess the court unless it's

the smallest paper in the world

I guess the cook confesses will roll the

press area right and the scene of the

crime

so what have you got to lose if you got

a nose for news

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when I was in Mexico I heard a funny

joke I heard it in Spanish and I only

speak a little Spanish but I love to

speak Spanish and so I wrote down the

joke in Spanish and I translated it so I

can do it for you all right now and you

can do it for your friends and for your

parents it's pretty funny you hold up

your hand while they hold up your hand

like this and you say here's the baby

mama says don't touch the baby Papa says

don't touch the baby grandma says don't

touch the baby grandpa says don't touch

the baby sister says don't touch the

baby

now Wiley do you remember where's the

baby don't touch the baby lamb chop well

did you dig up a big gossip story for

the newspaper

sure well how can you not be sure they

don't know what they mean

oh well tell me the facts that is an

editor-in-chief job to help his reporter

to sort out the facts and then to jump

to conclusions okay here I go I was

sneaking around and I mean I was

looking for news and Charlie's closet

and go on you can't go on it's too

horrible come on tell me what's too

horrible there what was hanging behind

Shelley's bathrobe tell me what you

found

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why I do believe that's that's Santa

Claus it's hot if he left that here boy

I'll bet he had a cold head by the time

you got home to the North Pole more than

is yet must have been cold she left an

entire suit of Santa's clothes and a

white beard and they're all in series

crossing know it oh you know I had a

feeling last Christmas and now I know

that I'm right wait a second I gotta

take this thing out there we go

what are you doing Charlie OS on writing

the headline but Charlie's moods it's

gonna read there is no Santa Claus

oh no yes what no no it's gonna read

Santa is a fake

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can't do I bet your bet you betcha but

teach you how to do what I propose

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here goes its tricks with us next time

I'm using cotton swab sticks you can use

any kind of sticks you can use pencils

or straws or toothpicks but you can see

cotton swab sticks very clearly so

that's why I'm using them take a look I

have here one two three four four cotton

swab sticks I'm going to add one two

three four five all right five and four

is nine let's count one two three four

five six seven eight nine five and four

is nine and then you say to your friend

I bet you I can show you how five and

four makes ten and your friend will say

come on and you say watch you take your

five sticks and you add them to your

four sticks in this way

and five and four makes T e and ten

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they're the closest afaik why would

Charlie was write such a thing in his

newspaper because they have proof proof

wait a minute yes well what kind of

proof is closed in York I see doing in

your closet I don't know

Santa Claus must have left them there

last year when he came to our house are

you asking me to believe that Santa

Claus goes into people's closets and

takes off his clothes yes I can't

believe that are you asking me to

believe that at this moment Santa Claus

is running around and one of your beaded

gowns yes

I can't believe that Lambchop you think

that because I'm a little kid and the

big idiot no you think that because in

the little kid and the big idiot no you

think that because I'm little I'm

immature in my mind and I have no

control of my emotions well chop all

right you could tell me I could tell you

wanna I could take it what I didn't know

Wow can you what say it say what

what he's done what lamb chops it

there is no

well is that what you want me to say yes

dang it

say it there is no Santa Claus don't say

that oh I was just kidding however when

Santa Claus goes down people's chimneys

he gets very dirty and so he keeps extra

suits of clothes in closets and over the

world so that he can change you're

asking me to believe that yes you think

they just because I'm little and you're

all adults you can tell me anything you

know believe it well I'm not stupid I'm

not I'm not dumb and I'm not gonna

believe something like that that you're

telling unless you're sure that's the

reason you can't I'm positive huh good

okay well then I'll mail my letter no

kidding no kidding

and what did you ask for anything what

everything yeah that's what he's got one

he's got dogs trains airplanes skate

skis Christmas trees have two coats and

shoes and socks and bats and boats and

building blocks 12 times mitten

spirochetes and little kittens

faithfulness and tennis racket sewing

kits and dinner jackets name the kid

individual s compliments of Santa Claus

once upon a time there was a fisherman

and he set out to catch a huge catfish

that nobody had been able to catch in

fact his friends bet him a good old

American dollar that he wasn't going to

catch that catfish well he was

determined and so he rode from one side

of the lake to the other and back again

searching but he couldn't find the fish

he covered all four corners of the lake

searching one corner after another but

no ties he couldn't find that great big

catfish he thought maybe it's under my

boat so he looked under the boat no fish

he even checked to make sure that his

hook was securely in the bait and just

at that moment there was a tapping on

the bottom of the boat and suddenly the

line was pulled straight and he pulled

in a cute little fish and the fish

flipped one tail on one side then it

flipped a little tail on the other side

and the fisherman said to himself out

loud hmm I wonder if I should throw this

little fish back and the fish said oh

that's a good idea

just tell them that I'm the one that got

away and do you know that's what he did

thank goodness Oh

so much for your there is no Santa Claus

story yeah I'm sorry Gian so sorry

Cherie yeah but you see a newspaper

person has to be very careful to check

his or her facts before you print

anything I'm sorry it's just that we

couldn't figure out why you had a

complete whole entire Santa suit in your

closet I'll tell you another reason

right

I have always envied Santa Claus why

because he makes so many people happy

every year yeah but he'll make us happy

every day

well thank you but last year I thought I

would try it try what I said to myself

why can't I pretend to be Santa Claus of

course I've never done it before you

know I mean they didn't used to let

girls do it but now girls can do

anything so

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I'm gonna turn myself into a and because

I've never done it before I may make a

mistake or forget what I'm going to do

and if you think I have forgotten what

I'm going to do you can just shout out

Santa Claus let's try these kids here

I'll help you and we'll all do it

together so if I say if I had a red suit

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the Santa Claus

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I'm not surprised he only comes out once

a year

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what do you think

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how do I be your Santa Claus I gotta

have a white beard if I what

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I'm going to do it just like all the

other Santa Clause is I'm gonna say on

Donder have to make sure this turns into

a reindeer because Santa's play with a

stupid tool by a chicken and also the

last time I made it I had trouble I

ended up with the two legged

three-headed camel with a bump on the

end of his nose it's Rudolph the

red-nosed reindeer

and the white bu the reindeer and a

little old sl*ve

give happiness with a big laugh you can

be Santa Claus today I'm gonna be Santa

every year friends you they believe they

will say beer friends with this a will

there's a way

now I can be a Santa Claus whenever I

say I need a good

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like what do you like about it

drama and excitement like are we

watching the same show

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what are two things you cannot eat at

breakfast

what are two things you cannot eat at

breakfast I give up

lunch and dinner what story we're going

to tell I'll get me me me me me lamb

chop please no sorry please I could do

it take a story take any stories we

don't get a story for months against I'm

chopped I'll show it to me lamb chop

your 30s the pot don't lose not stop

fooling how did you know that I read it

it thinks Celine is the only one agreed

oh so you know you're reading it too

aren't you can you read you can you read

- oh well I've got the book here so I'll

read to you is that okay today Sundeep

okay I'm gonna read a story I love and

it's all about the oatmeal pot that

would not stop boiling now have you guys

ever seen an oatmeal pot or a pot of

stew have you Robert

oh yeah well when it goes bubbling

bubbling what does it sound like that

you can make sure you can make you just

go and you do it whenever we talk about

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everybody but you do that air every time

that I say alright okay or she says it

she says little pot boil what would you

do

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and here is the store once a poor girl

lived with her poor father in a town

that was so poor that nobody had

anything to eat

one day an old but good witch just

happened to be in the neighborhood and

she gave the little girl a pot telling

her will boil for you and when you say

little to you you're gonna scare her I'm

not gonna scare Selina I know her too

well for that and so sure enough as soon

as this poor little girl

buttered those magic words little pot

boil started boiling out meal and then

sure enough she uttered the magic words

little pops top and it stopped

so the poor girl took the pot home and

what did she say

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and it boiled enough oatmeal to last for

several days and then she said little

pods cap what it's not the story now

stop the plan oh that's what she said

and it stopped well one day while the

little girl was at school the little

girl's father was hungry and he shouted

and of course the pop started boiling

lots of oatmeal but he had not heard

that after saying little pot boil he had

to command the pot to stop boiling and

so over the edge of the pot boiled the

oatmeal and then it slapped over the

edge of the table and out the front door

and onto the streets and into

everybody's houses well this little girl

was on her way home from school when she

saw a great river of oatmeal flowing

through the streets and she cried out

little stop and everyone in town had to

eat their way back into their houses

yeah but nobody complained because they

weren't hungry again for months and

never again did the little girl have to

say boil which is a pity because it is

so much fun to say

little pot

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

diving in it's not knowing what it was

and they'll continue singing it forever

just because

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no no Charlie stop I want you to go away

go away and don't