01x03 - oo Sick to Go to the Circus

[bunniefuu]

if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny if you like to dance

to a slamming sound and you're like

having lots of friends little buddy

you're about to see you're at the very

best place that you could be

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join the kids and play along make a

muscle squeeze really squeeze with all

your might now the other arm

let me see just how strongly grown to be

two missiles left and right come on pump

it up hey

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yeah and especially you you know I think

that the tricky stuff and the quickie

puppets the silly stunts the dopey dares

that you're going to pick up watching

this show are going to help you to be a

big hit with your friends and if you

also want to make a new friend

you've got one right in the palm of your

hand you draw one feature like an eye

over one lifeline and you draw the other

eye over your heart line and you draw a

nose and a mouth and there you have a

new friend what do you think his name is

his name is Winky

I call him Winky because he can wink

wink for us Winky that's enough oh my

Dont Press Your Luck

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straighten your socks and tell yourself

a joke

why should you never iron your four-leaf

clover I give up why should you never

iron your four-leaf clover don't press

your luck

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Sing Along Song

if ever you start feeling blue because

things are going wrong the very best you

can do is sing a little sing-along song

it's princess start to join you and

before to very long you know why it's a

real good thing to sing a little

sing-along song

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it's happier hands get clapping when you

see the sing-along song

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my lady spider went up the water spout

down came the rain

and wash the spider out

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all the rain and the eensy weensy spider

went up the spout a game

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I don't like doing homework

I only seems to bore me but now I am

much happier because Freddie does it for

me he greets me at the door each day

when I come home from school he just

can't wait to do my homework which i

think is pretty cool

hmm my grades are so much better now

which makes my parents glad freddie is

the smartest dog that I have ever had

Vicious Beast Jump

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come on young vicious beast

jump jump in the vicious beast jelly

hose and I don't think I can jump

through dad whoo

sure you can I am the lion tamer and you

are the lion right yeah well the lion

always jumps through the hoop now let me

see a jump through that hoop

does anybody have a band-aid hey did you

see that Jerry hmm

you really liked my lion tamer act down

lion tamarin yeah I heard you say hmmm

no I was saying mmm

lamb chops fever has gone up so what do

you think of the act I love it I really

love it huh

it's wonderful and I think you ought to

take it on the road Hey

right now you're out of here on all the

surfaces in town

yes but lamb chop and mr. Parker says

he's gonna take the whole class to the

circus if if he can get tickets yeah

yeah so in the meanwhile lamb chop is

not feeling well would you please go

practice your act someplace else right

how do you feel my love oh really

Oh what are you doing your nose it just

let me help you you really oughta cover

your face when you sneeze or cover mine

you know don't you feel a little tickle

I never air like a girl

what's the matter I feel Atika it's

another false alarm

good oh I'm sorry it's all right darling

what is wrong with you

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my berries my plane my toe was by apply

a fly doctor doctor I could die thank

you it's picture done it's picture time

Picture Time

as though I've never met you I know

something

you I bet you bet you've been

but teach you how to do what I propose

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here goes a betcha I know the number of

a year in this century that's the same

upside down and downside up

do you know bet you don't give up come

on give up I want to show it to you it's

fun 1961 is the same upside down and

downside up what a topsy-turvy year look

at that look at that

Candy

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you watching judge Wapner my favorite TV

show

it's a big bird is your favorite TV show

yeah

big bird and judge Wapner enough sorry

your honor

darling have a piece of candy

why don't you like I don't want any more

candy had so much candy darling I don't

normally give you candy but it will make

your throat feel better no more candy

candy

I smell candy okay well as the candy I

can all this candy around it's my candy

it's not your candy it's fine Sally

is it to me for medicine no this is

medicinal yeah that yeah how come how

come she gets to eat candy and stay in

bed and watch television and I have to

go to school because she's sick and

you're not yeah that I don't have to go

to school today

well everybody goes to school not at

this sick but you're not sick mention

school again and watch need Charlie I

went to school and I loved it really

yeah

well you're in luck why you can go for

me

no I'm serious you can go for me just

make sure you study hard and get good

grades cuz I don't want people to think

I'm stupid

no you're not stupid and you're going to

school young learn you're gonna give her

another piece of candy Charlie she has a

head cold yeah I'm trying to keep the

head cold from going down into her chest

I know how to do that how tie a knot in

her neck

Oh doesn't show his hair look beautiful

I mean I have never seen a color like

that before

like I have on a Russian flag I like it

Surprise

hey you boys I hope you're resting I

want you to be well enough to go to

school tomorrow yeah I don't think so

sorry I mean I gotta feed her and you

know Mike office worse yeah me too

goodness I think that Ria's Confucious

contagious yes like he said this sick

boy you guys look sick hmm

see the thermometer reads normal that's

a man that is normal

I'm sick oh oh well I have something to

make you feel better

really uh-huh what is it it's a surprise

give us a hint well you know it's not

something I normally give you eat yes

she's gonna give us candy it's change oh

let me guess what it might be let's see

this is something that you don't

normally give us because a whole lot of

it'll make us sick but a little bit is

gonna make us feel real good really good

it's gonna make you all better now you

guys close your eyes and open your

mouths I'm ready

oh good charlie you have both eyes

really covered now are you ready are you

kidding

this is the radiused I have ever been oh

there it is

Oh smells sweet open your mouth charlie

horse yeah your eyes are covered open

your mouth

hey that's delicious could add some more

Turn Around

if you like turning around you'll all be

happy to learn this songs for turning

around and around get on your feet

everybody turn

this is attorneys on the turkey some

attorneys on a turning turning turning

being careful as I do this is a turning

song a turning vomit earning sauna

turning turning turning to like a Lord I

am through his attorneys on the turning

sauna turning turning turning turning

and I'll ever love the fun this is a

turning sauna tuning sauna turning

- like no bit is done take a rest huh go

on step okay catch your breath

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by something

just be careful of things you might come

you know I really like jumping just

jumping Thanks get on your feet

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and see

there's a jumpings on the jumping song a

jumping song

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jumping so much jumping song jumpin

jumpin jumpin there boy

see the jumpings on the jumping song a

jumping song damn I'm getting jumping

and I'm having like

jumpin jumpin jumpin do I know that I am

done

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let's sit down catch your breath

well now we've tried turning and jumping

all around til I ask you to sir

we're gonna be doing

a whole lot of things get on your feet

get ready

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wiggling song of wiggling llama wiggling

song illegally wiggling wiggling old but

now the wiggle is done

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[Applause]

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young and the restless' chill out we are

The Young and the Restless hey you guys

you can say that again

oh how are my little darlings

oh just terrible yeah me too I'm just so

terrible you wouldn't believe it I've

got the hots I got the colds I've got

the shivers I got the shakes sneezes I

got the wheezes no there's no way that

I'm ever gonna go to school today

mm-hmm right Julio's Yeah right right

right I mean I think we have the 24-hour

flu yeah that's at least and you know

you know how much I hate to miss school

yes oh I know Charlie we do yes I know

guys and it's really a pity because mr.

Parker called and he said he has tickets

for the whole class to go to the circus

tonight you're kidding no I'm serious

oh what a coincidence what I mean at

this moment

I'm suddenly cured what yeah I'm all

better

me too it is just a miracle yeah what

about the 24-hour flu oh did I say

24-hour oh what a lummox I'm in 24

minutes oh I see time flies when there's

a circus in town right yeah come on

let's go yeah yeah we we got go we don't

want to miss them flying apricots that's

Accra that's your fruit cake yeah that

damn damn wait a second you guys I'm not

letting you go to the circus

why not this is cured yeah it won't work

boys no school

no circus oh I bet your next year

they'll feel fun when the circus comes

to town huh

Riddle

my god a riddle you bet I got a riddle

yes it is a little you solve the riddle

we'll say what word starts with the

letter e and usually contains only one

letter give up the word envelope it

starts with the letter e and it usually

contains only one letter wait till next

The Circus

time sorry you guys missed the circus oh

that's all right sherry we have decided

that really grown up we are gonna join

the circus and one away we have and what

are you going to do when you join the

circus where our personal and going to

become the lion tamer and I'm gonna get

into that ring with dad lion and if he

don't do what I tell him to do I'm gonna

rip him limb from limb and dad is my

lion act really what is when I said that

I was gonna tear the line limb from limb

yeah let me tell you I was lying

oh how about you Charlie what are you

gonna do when you join the circus Oh

lamb chop and me we're gonna do that

funny act do we sh**t lamb chop out of

the cannon funny yeah oh the lamb chop

it's good we stuffed you into a cannon

now we um and we load the kind of a

gunpowder I don't think so we aim it at

a net a hundred yards away get

yourselves another cannonball and then

we fire you you don't have to spray on

me

why not because I quit

Knock Knock

give me a knock-knock joke knock-knock

joke they're always dumb tell me how

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don't be an old slowpoke

give me a knock-knock joke please knock

knock who's there

nose nose who I know is another

knock-knock joke knock knock is here so

here's another knock-knock joke well I'm

on a roll now they say on a roll am

sorry this is the story of the king and

Story Time

what's your name that's it that's the

title of the story it's all about the

king and you once upon a time there was

a lonely old king and he lived in a

lonely old castle on a star millions and

millions of miles out into space and

this poor lonely old king was so far

away from everybody that he had nobody

to talk to except max his computer you

know computers okay but all I can do is

answer questions can't tell jokes or

riddles it can't carry on a conversation

so this lonely old king was lonely

but one day the lonely old king called

max his computer and then he dialed some

dials and he said max what can I do I'm

so lonely

well max blinked red and his sprocket

struct

in his cranks cranked and before you

could say blast-off max said why don't

you invite an earth person to visit you

I have in my memory banks perfect that's

about everybody on

and the King said oh tell me a little

bit about the perfectly perfect person

what color are the eyes of the perfectly

perfect person and Max said the eyes of

the perfectly perfect person are that's

what max said and the King said oh and

what color is the hair of my perfectly

perfect person and Max said the hair of

your perfectly perfect person is what

color is your hair that's what max said

and then the King said oh this is so

exciting he said um my perfectly perfect

person it obviously isn't an it it's

either a girl or a boy which is it and

Max said your perfectly perfect person

is uh what are you a girl or a boy

that's what max said well that King was

jumping up and down now with excitement

and he said I'm where does my perfectly

perfect person live and now sprockets

rocked and cranks cranked and Max huffed

and he puffed and then max said you're a

perfectly perfect person lives in a city

called what city do you live in just

what max said well now the king was so

excited he said my perfectly perfect

person has a father what is the name of

the father of my perfectly perfect

person and Max said perfectly perfect

persons father's name is what is your

father's name no not daddy no not pop no

not Poppa

your father has a first name what's his

first name that's what max said and then

the King said my perfectly perfect

person has a mother what is the name of

the mother of my perfectly perfect

person and max said the name of the

mother of the perfectly perfect person

is

what's your mother's name no not mom

they're not mommy what's your mother's

first name that's what Mac said well by

now the king was just beside himself he

said now I'd like to know please the

most important fact of all what is the

name of my perfectly perfect person and

now max blinked red and ling-ling

blue and his sprockets Broxton was

cranks cranking his dials dialed and he

huffed and puffed and he popped and he

panted

I guess what happened nothing nothing

and so the King said yes yes what is the

name of my perfectly perfect person and

max said down rush me I think we're

gonna have to help max you're gonna have

to tell me what your name is good and

loud what's your name that's what max

said and the King said hooray we know

who my perfectly perfect person is so

let my private royal spaceship

blast off and invite the perfectly

perfect person on earth to come and

visit me at my castle and so don't you

be surprised if some day the royal

spaceship lands in your front yard or

right at your door and invites you to

come and visit the lonely old king at

his castle this is the song that does it

and yes it goes on and on my friend some

people sing in it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing it's

for real they just because

because on

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my

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charley horse no no stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't slam