01x26 - Art for Art's Sake/Mancave

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

OK, you guys.
The score is all tied.

We know the score.
Just sh**t the ball.

Ow!

Booyah!

[Chirping]

[Gasps] You guys!
Jeanette, go get a towel!

Right!

Let's put it in here and...
and see if its mama comes.

Guys, it's been five hours
and there's no sight of his mom.

Oh, we better bring it inside.

[SIMON] - Incandescent light?
[BRITTANY] - Check.

[SIMON] - Hot water bottle?
[BRITTANY] - Check.

[SIMON] - Sterilised eye dropper?
[BRITTANY] - Check.

[SIMON] Meal worm? Meal worm?

Uh... I don't do worms.

Uh...
Shouldn't we call the experts?

I've left a message
for the vet,

- but I haven't heard back yet.
- [Chirping]

Aww.

[Sighs]

This is my very special blanket.

Are you sure
you guys can handle him?

Because we don't mind
taking him.

Oh, Jeanette, please.

Between the three of us we're...

And by the three of us,
he means himself and Theodore.

What?
Look, I don't love birds, OK?

Especially little, delicate,
high-maintenance ones that can

die suddenly
and tear your heart out.

Whatever. Don't worry, guys,
he'll be in great hands.

Uh... OK.

Good night.

Oh, what if I fall asleep
on my watch?

And... and you don't wake up
when your alarm goes off

and... and he's chirping
and we don't hear him?

Theodore, Theodore,
don't worry about a thing.

I'm the most reliable
person you know

and a very light sleeper.

Now, good night.

Huh?

[Snores]

- [Alarm]
- Huh? What?

[Chirping]

Guys, wake up! Your bird...

Oh, what is it?

What? You... you're hungry?
Or you wet your blankie? Or...

Look, let's understand
each other here.

I am not involved in this.

You see those guys over there?

Those are your people.

[Chirping]

All right. All right.

OK, slow down, slow down.
Just a little at a time.

- [Chirps]
- Yeah, yeah. You're welcome.

Shh. OK. Now go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

[Gasps]

Simon, he's gone!

Huh? What?

Yes. He took off
with my special blanket!

No, the bird didn't take off
with your special blanket.

That's impossible. It weighs
20 times the bird's weight.

The... the girls
must have taken him.

I feel like an idiot.

I assured them
we could handle this.

Hello?

Now, you know,
we had everything under control.

You guys just caught us
for those few minutes

that Theodore and I
happened to be asleep.

Huh, what are you talking about?

When you came and took the bird.
That was completely...

Wait. He's gone?

No. Who?
No one said he was gone. No.

[Babbles]

Oh! They don't have him!

- Oh, great!
- [Whispers] You lost him?

[Whispers] No.
We didn't lose him.

He... he just took off...
with my special blanket.

That's not true.
That's not what happened.

Guys. [Giggles] Look.

- [Chirping]
- Oh! He's not eating!

- Come on, Warbie.
- Ugh! Warbie?

What...
what kind of name is that?

Ha! Alvin named him.
It's Warbie the Conqueror,

from his video game and,
hey, I mean, he has the right,

since he was the one
who stayed up with him.

Simon could have named him,
but Simon was asleep

like a little tired baby.

Oh!

Hey, Warbie,
come on, what's the problem?

Oh, come on, come on.

Get over here,
you little cranky bird.

And you'll be so happy
you came to me. Yes, you will.

Look, your own delicious worm!
Yum, yum, yum.

Yes, you like that, huh?
Yes, you do.

- Hey, how's Warbie doing?
- Well, well, I'll tell you.

You know, he's barely left
Alvin's sight for two weeks!

And when Alvin leaves...

Warbie screams
until Alvin comes back!

I'm afraid they've gotten
too attached to each other.

Cheep!

- Cheep!
- Oh! Poppa needs his sleep.

OK, OK, I'm up!

[Gasps] Warbie, Warbie, no, no!
I told you that's not a toilet!

Oh, man!

That's not cool, Warbie!

h*, h*! Let me guess...
Pooped in your hat again?

Yes, yes, he did.
No, you know, no big deal.

- [Chirps]
- Warbie, I'll be right out!

Alvin, don't give into him.

He needs to learn
a little independence!

I know. I know.
That's why he's not coming in!

[Chirping]

Ugh! All right. Fine, Warbie.
Come in.

Way... way to hold out, Alvin.

Alvin, look,
I appreciate how close

you and Warbie have become,
but it's just not good for him.

- Why not?
- Because he's a wild bird

and you can't teach him
the skills he needs to survive.

Oh, like what?

Well, here's
just a couple of examples,

how to find food and water.

How to evade predators
and keep safe.

How to live in trees.
It's a long list, Alvin.

So, Warbie,
this is a refrigerator.

It's got food in it.
Nuts, grains...

Warbie, Warbie,
put the pen down.

Oh...

OK, Warbie,
now, this is a water faucet.

Warbie, over... over here.
Come on, pay attention!

So, here's the roundhouse kick.

And if a bird
tries to steal your food...

Hayy-ya! Ha!

Wham! Bam!

Warbie, Warbie! Pay attention!

School has just started, Simon.
Give it a minute.

[Chirps]

♪ Fly, fly, fly on your own ♪

♪ Wherever you go,
I'll always be your home ♪

♪ Carry me inside your heart ♪

♪ Wherever you go,
wherever you are ♪

♪ Whether you're near,
or whether you're far ♪

♪ Wherever you go,
wherever you are ♪

♪ We are forever
together at heart ♪

♪ Together at heart ♪

So, how are the lessons coming,
Alvin?

Warbie learning
how to survive on his own?

Yeah. Yeah. No. He's doing...
pretty, pretty darn...

You know, he's doing...
Well, he's...

Oh! I can't teach him a thing!
He doesn't listen!

He's got the attention span
of a gnat! I need your help!

[Sighs] Alvin, face it.

The best thing we can do
for Warbie is... call the vet.

No, no, I can't!
They'll take him away!

Simon, Simon. Please!
I'm begging you!

All right, so, my first idea

is to catapult this stuffed doll
of you through the air.

Warbie, will follow it,
thinking it's you.

You have a helicopter?

Alvin! Focus! This will
give him the experience

of flying out into the world.

And we will be monitoring
his activities from the helicopter.

Oh. You have a helicopter?

Alvin! Focus!

Now, hide behind me.

Look, Warbie, it's Alvin!

It's working! Let's go!

His stress level is up, but...

What do you mean? Where is he?
I can't see him!

What if he's lost?

This was a terrible idea!
I don't know how I let you...

Ah! There he is! Simon, Simon,
he's trying to save me!

Warbie! Warbie! I'm up here!

No, Alvin. No, no, no, no!

Warbie! Come to papa!
Come to papa!

Warbie!

Warbie, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Warbie.

Oh, Warbie! Look!

How many times have I told you
not to jump on a bowl!

- 'Cause then, papa needs...
- [Smoke alarm]

No, Warbie, stop! Stop! It's OK!

Warbie!

- Where's Warbie?
- He's over here, Alvin.

He's hurt!

Warbie...

I... I brought you
something to eat.

No, thanks.

Huh?

Alvin! She found the nest!
Warbie's up there now!

[Gasps] Warbie? He's OK?

He's great. His mother
will look after him now.

Warbie!

Oh, good to see you, Warbie,
my little buddy. h*, h*!

[Chirping]

That's it? You give them
the best years of your life

and... and they just fly off?

Oh, man,
I slaved over a hot stove!

You never slaved over
a hot stove.

It's a figure of speech.
I gave my heart and soul to...

Alvin, come on.
You were a very loving parent

and... and you did a great job.

And now Warbie lives in
your back yard with his parents.

Right! I could visit him!

And if it's a little crowded
in the nest, he can sleep over.

Oh, this is great!

Uh-oh!
What's the principal doing here?

Huh?

Hey!

- Ugh!
- [Chuckles]

And that's how it's done.

- Way to go, Alvin!
- Pretty sneaky, Alvin.

Well, if we're going
to count that [Coughs]

and we shouldn't, it's cheating,
then the score is two to two.

- Julie?
- h*, h*! Nice try, Dave,

but I'm not biting.

Hey! Wait a minute!

Oh, that sounds great, Julie!

- Uh, Dave?
- Oh. Sorry, guys.

We'll have to finish later.

We have tickets to the theatre.

But, Dave, you hate the theatre!

No! Come on, I love the theatre.
You guys know that.

G-Guys?

Oh! [Chuckles] Yes. Oh! Yes!

Yes. Oh, the theatre?
Absolutely!

- Drags us there all the time!
- He does?

[Chuckles] Yes, yes, Theodore.
Remember?

Just yesterday
we saw Les Miserable Phantom?

Guys, we'll play tomorrow, OK?
I promise.

I... I can't believe Dave would
choose the theatre over us!

Yeah.
What's not to like about us?

Nothing. We're adorable!

Alvin, your "A"
does not stand for adorable.

Dave is spending all his time
with Julie and none with us.

Oh, I think it's fabulous

that Dave is spending time
with Julie.

Oh! Cheer up, boys!

You get to watch
two hours of TV tonight.

- I get to choose!
- I've already picked the movie.

- [Sighing]
- Welcome to the wonderful

and mysterious world
of the cuckoo bird.

Oh, isn't this exciting?

Not the word I'd have chosen.

But the cuckoo bird
will never stop.

The common cuckoo bird
might have a wonderful song,

but in reality this bird
is a thief and a liar,

often stealing other birds'
nests and tricking them

to raise their young.

Guys, did you just see that?

That bird just stole
that weed warbler's nest!

Oh... Next time I see
a cuckoo bird I'm gonna...

I'm gonna tell him
a thing or two!

How does the cuckoo
trick other birds?

In a very sneaky way.

♪ Ooh, Dave's in the kitchen
and making dinner for the kids ♪

Hey, guys. Guess who's
taking a cooking class?

Cooking class?

Who hit you in the head,
the Pillsbury Doughboy?

- Julie signed me up.
- Enough of this Julie business!

First the theatre,
now cooking class?

Come on, try it.

So, what do you think?

- Ugh! Get your money back.
- It's, um, uniquely flavourful.

Oh, I'm glad you like it.

I made way too much,
so we'll have it the whole week.

Oh, wonderful.
So, who sent the flowers?

Oh, Julie bought them.

She says a home should
always have fresh flowers.

But, Dave, this is a guy house!

Alvin, there's nothing
the matter with flowers.

Oh...

Julie, Julie, Julie.
That's all I hear!

Alvin, let it go!

Ugh, no... cuckoo...
Julie... cuckoo...

[Gasps]

Oh, no!

Hello, Alvin.

Nooo!

Bon appétit.

Try it.

Come on, try it.

Guys?

Family... cuckoo...

Aaah!

Huh?

What?

Nooo!

Coo! Coo!

[Confused cry]

- [Confused cry]
- Shh. Calm down.

All right, Alvin,
it's night time.

And what regular people do
is they sleep.

It's a nocturnal thing.
It's what we do.

So, you can't keep waking me up
in the middle of the night!

Oh. OK. Fine.

Oh. Now I can't even sleep.

What were you gonna say?

All right, so, Julie
has got Dave going so crazy

with the soufflés,
cooking lessons and theatre

that he won't notice
when she steals our home,

just like the cuckoo bird!

So, what do you think of that?

Hello? Did ya hear me?

Totally, totally get it.
You need to sleep on it.

♪ He got everything around here
just the way that he likes it ♪

♪ It's his piece of the pie,
anyway that you slice it ♪

♪ Maybe he's a loner
sittin' in his corner ♪

♪ But he's sittin' on his own
so comfortably ♪

♪ And he sees you
getting too close, baby ♪

♪ Yeah! Oooww! ♪

♪ I see ya trying
to take control ♪

♪ I see ya movin' in slow,
like nobody's gonna notice ♪

♪ But I see ya, yeah ♪

♪ I know I'll wish
that I could make ya go ♪

♪ I'll wish that I could
make you go away ♪

♪ Back to where you came from ♪

♪ Head outta here ♪

♪ Get you back to where
you came from ♪

Alvin, Alvin, that's crazy!
Julie's not buttering up Dave

- and she's not moving in!
- h*, h*, h*!

Are you sure about that?

Remember the other day, when
Julie wanted us to use forks?

- What's odd about that?
- We were eating pizza!

Oh, Alvin,
that doesn't prove anything!

Well, what about the other day

when I caught Dave
writing another love song!

Why? Because Julie likes them.

The next thing you know,

she'll be asking us
to raise her son, Logan.

Just like the cuckoo bird!

Oh, yes, you know,
perfect segue, Alvin,

because, um,
you're the cuckoo bird!

[Door bell rings]

Hi, Simon. I was hoping to leave
Logan with you for a few hours

while we shop. Is that OK?

- What?
- Mmm-hmm.

[Slurps]

All right, all right.
I'll admit I was wrong.

- What do we do?
- We fight back. That's what.

We don't give up and we keep
our eye on the prize.

- What's the prize?
- Ugh! Our man cave, Theodore!

Come on! Simon,
where's that voice thingy?

Oh, my... my... voice thingy.
Um. Let me see.

I might have put it next to
my doohickey or thingamajig.

Uh...
What are you talking about?

That... that thing that,
you know, changes our voices!

- Hello?
- Yeah, hey, Julie.

It's me, Dave. Dave Seville,

you know,
from... from earlier today.

At my house. Anyway, you know,
I'm just calling to tell you

that I had a really miserable
time with you and... and...

Well, I'd just prefer
if you don't come over any more.

- Ever.
- What?

I... I can't hear you very well.

What do you mean you can't... ?
Pay attention, Julie!

Guys! Dave's home!

- Theodore, go distract him.
- What? Me? How?

I don't know.
Just... just go! Now!

- Hi!
- Oh, hey, Theodore.

Oh, hey, Dave.
Have you seen... um... my dance?

Oh, I can't wait to see it,
Theodore,

but I just need to
quickly call Julie and...

No! Wait!

This... this dance
is really good, Dave!

Great, great, Theodore.
Um... Yeah, I'm still watching.

Yes, Julie?
Julie can you hear me now?

- Don't... don't come over!
- Um, Dave?

I am getting another call
from... David Seville?

[Own voice] Don't answer it!

Oh, hi, Alvin.

I'm coming over to pick up Dave,
so I'll see you soon.

Oh. She's coming over

and determined to take over
our man cave!

- Guys, she's here!
- Not to worry.

The barricade will hold.

Cute.
Are you boys building a fort?

- Oh...
- It's a barricade!

She got through that
like... like it was nothing!

OK, guys, we're heading out now,
but we'll be back soon.

Oh. What do we do now?

We got to do whatever it takes!
And I know just what it takes.

Alvin,
pretending to have the measles

isn't going to do a thing!

Except maybe prove
I'm insane for listening to you.

Well, we don't have the measles,
Simon.

We have something that will
keep Julie away for months,

- if not years.
- What have you done?

We have Taxoled Rougeas
Itchi-Itcheraria.

Itchier-Itcharia.

Oh, that sounds really,
really bad.

h*, h*! It's so bad, I called
the World Health Department.

[Sirens]

h*, h*! That must be them now!

Stop! Hey, did you notice
all the police officers?

Did you notice the cars?
This house is under quarantine.

- But, officer, I live here.
- I don't care!

Look at my face.
Does it look like I care?

I'm saving lives here
and taking names.

- What's your name?
- David.

David. Where's that from? David?

Step back from the house!

I repeat,
step back from the house!

Alvin!

I'm just trying to understand
why you'd do this, Alvin.

- I was defending our man space!
- Defending our man space?

- From whom?
- From whom? Julie!

She wants to steal our house
and move in,

just like the cuckoo bird!

[Laughing]

What's so funny?

Me? Move in? Steal your house?

So, you're not
trying to move in?

Oh!
Alvin, I've had writer's block

and I just asked Julie
to help me, you know,

- mix things up a little.
- I love you all,

but I wouldn't wish moving in
with four men on anyone.

Phew! Because I was really...

Hey, why wouldn't you
want to move in?

We're not good enough?
Is that it?

No. It's just that you can be,
um... a handful, Alvin.

Me? A handful? Oh, that's rich.

I'm the easiest one
to live with!

- I do everything around here.
- What?

I mean, I make this place run!

Who gets these two
ready for school every morning?

And let me tell you, these
dishes don't wash themselves.

[ALL] Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪