01x22 - Mutiny/Reality or Not

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Uh. What?

Blah. This tastes like paper.

That's because it is.

[birds chirping]
[yawns]

Huh?

Oh, what's that?

[♪♪♪]

[FEMALES]
What?

What does this mean?

I don't have a clue.

Huh. Well if you can't
explain it, then who can?

[ALL]
Alvin!

W-Well, I see
you got my message.

So what does it mean?

Are you kidding?

How can you not know
the meaning of eight to one?

Oh, come on! No one?

Eight to one, uh.

[crying]

Sorry, sorry, was
our losing score against--

[crying]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

The Scoundrels!

Oh, wasn't that soccer game
like a-- like a long time ago?

Three hundred and sixty-three
days to be exact!

And we have
a rematch in two days!

Uh, ever hear the term
"let it go?"

Not in my vocabulary.

People, we have a chance
to regain our honor

and leave Loserville!

[♪♪♪]

This is the enemy captain.

He's crafty. He's ruthless.

He's --
Upside down.

F-Fine! More importantly,

I propose a training schedule
of three two-hour slots.

[all gasp]

Hold on! Who made
you team captain?

Well, I-I was last year.

And if it's
not broken, why fix it?

Ha, ha. Eight-one
is pretty broken.

And guys, do you remember
what he was like last year?

[whistle blows]

Let's get those knees
up people!

Kick, kick!
Higher, higher!

All right then,
let's take ten!

[all gasping]
[ALVIN] Just kidding!

How many stops
on the Victory Express?

Answer. None!
[groans]

Keep kicking!
Keep kicking!

[all groan]

It wasn't that bad.

I nominate Eleanor
to be our new team captain!

Don't let them force
you into it Eleanor.

Listen--
I accept!

[crowd cheers]
Yes!

You're going to leave
our vital comeback

in the hands
of the inexperienced?

Eleanor is
a great athlete!

Ha, oh, but there's a huge
difference between-- Mmm.

Shh.

First order of business:
Team uniforms.

Ah! I'm
thinking pastels.

Cheer up Alvin, it's
not whether you win or lose...

It's how you look
doing it.

I just said that
to make him mad.

[grumbles]

[♪♪♪]

Faster, go.
Go, go, go!

[CROWD]
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!

Unh. No.

[♪♪♪]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[BOTH]
Unh. Sorry.

Ha, ha, oops.

[crowd yelling]

[crying]
No. No. No.

Not again!

Eleanor, Eleanor.

[screams]

Quiet. We need to talk.
Co-- Coa-- Coa...

Coach, Alvin. Coach.

What is so important that
it can't wait until morning?

Seriously!

You may not know this Eleanor,

but as the co-- ca--
coach...of the team,

the fate of the little guy
is in your hands.

What little guy? Where?

We're the little guy.

This game is our chance
to show the world

the little guy matters.

All the underdogs who were told
they weren't good enough!

All the average
Joes who were--

Look, Alvin, uh,
I know you're upset

about not being
captain anymore.

Okay, that's gotta be rough.

Every woman against ya.

But I'm gonna
handle things my way.

Okay? Now get
some sleep.

Ca-- ca-- coach's
orders. Okay?

[♪♪♪]

[grunts]

Wow. Great
fake out, Theo!

I meant to kick it.

Oh.

[♪♪♪]

Wow, awesome pass, Brit!

Yeah well, I was going
for the goal.

[giggling]

And what exactly is so funny?

Ha, ha, you guys
playing soccer...

The ball's
bigger than you are.

Ha! I can't wait to see
the ball roll over them.

Hey, you can't say that!

Ha! Pretty
sure we just did!

Too little? Okay!

[whistle blows]

From now on we're going to eat,
drink and breath soccer!

Ten laps around the yard!
Go. Go. Go!

[all moan]

Ha, ha, I know, you're right.
That's totally crazy.

[all sigh in relief]

Ten laps around
the neighborhood! Go!

[whistle blows]

[groaning]

[boy blows raspberry]

Oh, well done guys.

And as promised, my Beckham
autographed soccer ball.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Nobody thinks we stand
A chance, Uh-huh ♪

♪ Everybody thinks
We're toast, Yeah ♪

♪ Going up in smoke ♪

♪ We're the ones who came
To start the fire ♪

♪ Fight, fight
Fight, fight ♪

♪ Light this game up ♪

♪ Victory is ours ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah
We ready to rock ♪

♪ Yeah
We in it to win ♪

♪ There's no way
That they'll beat us again ♪

♪ There's no way
We'll be stopped ♪

♪ Yeah, we're going all in
Everybody ♪

You guys
are hopeless.

[whistle blows]

Ten second rest
and then twenty more squats.

And you keep that butt down.

Oh. I can't take this anymore!

[crying]
You're worse than Alvin!

Oh really? Are you saying
I'm doing a bad job?

Ha, ha. Bad job? Well, uh,
let's see... how do I say this?

Uh, yeah!

Oh well, if you can
do better, prove it!

Um, girls, girls--

[whistle blasts]

No talking to the coach!

Just pretend you're
drying your nails. Easy.

Shake, shake. Pass!
Shake, shake. Pass!

Ha, this is your idea
of a workout?

Hey, no one
likes a sore loser.

Now-- Now j-just
a second.

There's no way we're gonna
do, "Shake, shake. Pass."

Yeah, I got my street
cred to think about.

Uh, no you don't.

Look, I'm the coach

and you, guys, better step it up
because I have yet to see

a decent shake, shake, pass
out of any of you!

All right, all right,
listen up guys.

Who thinks this is
a good way to practice?

Oh, fine! Good luck.

Okay, yeah, well.
I I'm up for it, sure.

I-I-I've done
some rough calculations

and I-I'm quite excited
to share this.

Um, kicking the ball
from a 45 degree angle,

insures a trajectory
at optimal speed,

and now, depending of course
on-- on wind conditions

and, other,
you know, variables,

the ball will arc,
thereby entering the goal

and scoring one
for the little guy!

[all snoring]

N-N-No science fans, huh?

[exhales]

Imagine yourself as the ball.

So, be the ball. Be the ball.

I'm getting dizzy.

No Alvin, see,
ba*ls don't get dizzy.

I'm dizzy too.

O-O-Okay, wait.
Guys stop.

Just, everybody up.

I just don't think
you understand

what it means to--
to truly be the ball.

[all groan]

What are you doing?

We're being
the grass.

So, my approach is to be nice
and-- and step to the side

Like this?
Yes!

Um, The-- Theodore.
A little-- little point.

We're not supposed
to be nice.

We're supposed to crush our
opponents, remember?

Okay, I'll make
this simple.

I'll be the captain.

[all clamoring]

You can't elect yourself!
Give him a chance!

This is no fun. I quit.

Uh, I'm with you,
Theodore.

Wait for me.

I can finally get back
to my homework.

Hey guys,
hold on!

What about fighting
for the little guy?

You-- you can't just leave!?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, they can.
They-- They just did.

Hey, just a minute.

What are you doing
with Alvin's soccer ball?

He gave it to us!

Yeah, he wanted us to make fun
of you for being so small.

Why would
he do that?

I'd surmise it was
to motivate us to play.

The funny thing is, we would
have said that stuff for free.

Ha, ha.
Good luck, shorties!

[BOY] Ha-ha-ha. Good luck,
‘cause you said short

and they are so small.

[crowd cheering]

[all growling]

Oh boy, yeah, no. We're
gonna get creamed big time.

Yep.

Ready! This team
will kick off!

[whistle blows]

[♪♪♪]

[Alvin grunts]

Okay, not a great start. Aah!

The little guy's a lot taller
if we all stand together.

Guys, first of all,

not the right time, but I know
I freaked out and I'm sorry.

But it's time
for a little team work.

[ALL]
Yeah!

[whistle blowing]

[♪♪♪]

Be the little guy!

[crowd yelling throughout]

One for the little guy!

Be the ball! Be the ball!

Woo-hoo-hoo! Be the ball.
Ha, ha. Yeah, that hurt.

No! Simon, Simon!

[SIMON] Oh!
Angle of attack!

Yes!

[♪♪♪]

Theodore! Be nice!

After you.

[both grunting]

Okay, Brit!
Shake, shake, and pass!

Shake, shake,
pass!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Yeah, we ready to rock
Yeah, we in it to win ♪

♪ There's no way
That they'll beat us again ♪

♪ There's no way
We'll be stopped ♪

♪ Yeah, we're going all in ♪

♪ Everybody say champions ♪

♪ We love to hear it
When the crowd screams ♪

♪ Champions ♪

Eight to one.

How did this happen?

I-It's unbelievable.

I'm-- I-I'm speechless.

Me too.

Eight to one.
We won, eight to one!

[all cheering]

[music playing on tv]

[NEWSCASTER] And in other news,
everyone who is anyone

now has their own
reality TV show,

and if you don't, well,
you obviously don't matter.

What?

Okay, Theodore, action!

Okay, so I see you...

How do you start this thing?

[ALVIN]
Just push the button!

Is-is it the green one?
[ALVIN] Uh! The red one!

Oh! Got it!

Oh, ha-ha-ha, hello.
I didn't see you there.

Obviously, you know me.
That goes without saying.

The question is,
just how do you know me?

Is it perhaps as
the amazing rock star?

[rock music plays]

Or is it as the swashbuckling
Hollywood heartthrob?

En garde!
Ah!

Draw your dueling sword!
Ugh. Alvin, stop it.

I don't have
a dueling sword.

I just need
to grab my book.

[pirate accent] There be no books
in these waters, matey.

Oh, please.

[posh accent] Or perhaps you know me
as the world famous philanthropist.

[whispers]
Theodore, get over here!

[normal voice] Hey little boy,
need some money?

Hey, this is plastic.

[laughs] Go on child, buy yourself
something...nice.

Ow! Hmm.

[giggles]
Anyway...

The truth is, none of you know
the thoughtful me...

The sensitive me...
[cries]

The real me!

So that's why I propose,

you and I, work together,

to create my very own
reality TV show!

It'll be an exciting--

Alvin, what is this?

Not now, David.
I'm busy.

Full of adventure and--

[DAVE] Alvin!
Not now, David!

Alvin!

Heh, I didn't have time to edit
out that last bit, but my--

Ah, that that last bit
is what we're looking for.

Yeah, conflict, drama,
lots of yelling.

Exactly what
the big guy did.

[laughs] I don't think the big guy,
I mean my dad,

would want to do
a reality show.

Hmm...then we're not interested.
Wait! Wait!

Let's say he would!

Hey, you get your dad
on board,

and you got a deal.
But lots of yelling!

Oh, heh, trust me, you'll have
all the yelling you'll want.

[♪♪♪]

[SIMON] Alvin, you're saying that this
is for a psychological study

of human behavior for
a scientific experiment?

Um, yeah, if that's what
I said the first time.

A-And why can't Dave
know about this?

Ugh! Because it'll ruin
the experiment!

Whatever. Anyway, I've set up
motion-activated cameras

all over the house.

This ultra wide--
[DAVE] Fellas, I'm home!

Woo hoo! Geronimo!
Aah!

Alvin!

Oh, h*, like clockwork.

What?
[doorbell rings]

Stay where you are,
mister.

Hey, hey, Julie.
Hi, David.

I brought you some extra lemons
from our tree.

[ALVIN]
Hiya, Jules!

Look what I can do.

[♪♪♪]

Alvin, A-Alvin?

Alvin!

Whoa!

Heh, heh. Oops.
Alvin, what's wrong with you?

Ah!
Huh?

That's it.
Go to your room.

But, Dave...
Not another peep.

Peep.

Excuse me?

Peep, peep.
Alvin.

Peep, peep, peep, peep.
Stop it!

Peep!
Dave, hold on.

Every time you react,

you give Alvin a reason to
continue his bad behavior.

What are you saying?
I shouldn't react?

Next time Alvin misbehaves,
don't yell.

Talk to him, calmly.

A-Alvin, sit down.

We've got to talk about
your behavior.

Talk? You mean you're
not gonna yell at me?

Nope.
My yelling days are over.

What? Why?

Because I don't think yelling's
been very effective.

What kind of
sick punishment is this?

It's not a punishment,
Alvin.

We're-we're just
communicating better.

Better for who?

Don't push me, Alvin.
Or what?

You'll whisper
my name angrily?

Oh. Look, the point is...

You know, I'm always trying
to... I mean, you know,

fathers and sons
often disagree,

but that doesn't mean that,
you know,

it's just natural for kids
to really wanna...

And I'm tired of
being the bad guy,

I mean,
what were you thinking

flying down the stairs
on a skateboard?

I've told you, I don't know!
I don't know anything!

Please let me go!

I'm serious, Alvin.

You could be doing permanent
damage to yourself.

Myself?

What about the permanent damage
I did to your golf trophy?

My golf...trophy?

Don't yell.
Talk to him, calmly.

Ahem, it's okay, Alvin.
A-Accidents happen.

It wasn't an accident!

So it looks like the big guy
won't be yelling anymore.

W-well, if he
won't be yelling,

we gotta give the audience
some pranks.

Oh-h*-h*. Pranks are
my specialty.

[yawns]

[horn blares]

[screams]

[grunting]

Pranks are out.

Audiences are all about
cooking shows now.

♪ I'm never gonna give it up ♪

♪ Never gonna quit because ♪

Weight loss!

♪ If at first I don't succeed
I try, try again ♪

[blowing whistle]

♪ Try, try again
Try, try again ♪

♪ Try, try again
Try, try again, baby ♪

♪ If at first
I don't succeed... ♪

Makeovers.

♪ Try, try again
Try, try again ♪

♪ Try it again ♪

♪ Try, try again
Try, try again baby ♪

[screams]

Sorry, kid. This is all
too yesterday.

People want catfights,
drama and singing competitions.

I can get you that.
I know just the person.

Britt! I-I'm doing my own
reality TV show,

and, well, they want a little
more drama, so--

[giggles]
Oh, I'll do it! I'll do it!

I'd love to be your costar.
No, no, no, Britt.

No costar. No, i-it's not
even a cameo, Brittany.

[cries]
Please! Leave my house now!

Brittany, Brittany,
I'm sorry, it's just--

That...was drama.
See you at 7! Buh-bye!

Brittany?
Uh, bup-bup-bup.

I-I just want--
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.

It's important to--
Zip it!

Oh...

Okay, guys, remember,
we need lots of crazy drama.

Oh, and singing!

Girls! Good to see you.

Remember, drama.
Got it.

Oh, hey, girls,
how are you?

Well, considering I apparently
have, quote, "crazy eyes."

Uh! Yeah, girlfriend!

After you accused me
of being bossy!

Guys, have a seat.

[girls sighing]

[GIRLS]
Ahem...

Well, you all look very...

nice tonight.
Oh, okay,

so my crazy eyes
aren't bothering you?

[chuckles]
Alrighty then.

Ahem, I don't know
what's happening,

but I'm not saying
another word.

Uh, Jeanette, would it be
okay if you passed the peas?

I've got something
better than peas!

[snaps]

♪ I'm used to
Living on the streets ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ And dancing to
My own beat ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm used to
Begging for a dime ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ And fighting for
What's mine ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

What are you doing?
Duh!

Everyone loves
singing shows.

Fine! Then let's make it
a competition!

♪ 'Cause life ain't easy ♪

♪ Ooh, dum dum dum dum ♪
♪ Ooh, dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ No, life ain't easy ♪

[playing rock riff]

♪ Life ain't easy for a girl
It's a cold, cold world ♪

♪ But if you hustle, baby
Like you should ♪

♪ Then life is good ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I work my fingers
To the bone ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ To call this feeling
My home ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I never rest
I never sleep ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm hustlin'
Eight days a week ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ah ooh, ooh ♪

♪ 'Cause life ain't easy-- ♪
♪ Ooh, dum dum dum dum-- ♪

Oops.

Alvin!

This is fantastic!
It has everything!

Okay, let's talk
marketing.

I should have a perfume line.

A-a shoe line.

Oh, for sure, a makeup line,
and I would--

Ah, Brittany, please,
let's just sign this thing.

Greetings. As you know
from the tapes,

I'm Simon Seville,
Alvin's smarter brother.

[chuckles] I don't know what this is,
but just ignore it.

What you perhaps don't know,
is that these videotapes

were specifically made
for scientific study only.

Therefore, no one signed
a release.

Where is that
off button?

As a result--
Off, off, off, off!

You unfortunately can't use
any of the footage

containing myself, or my
family. Ergo, nothing at all.

Have a wonderful day.

[groans]

Huh? What--?
What just happened?

Are we still a go?

[♪♪♪]

Well, you did it, Simon.
You finally ruined my life.

Oh, please, Alvin.
Spare me the drama.

But why is this reality show
so important to you?

Why? Simon,

because fame moves a hundred
million miles an hour.

If-If you're not running
to stay on top,

you'll be forgotten...
forever.

I just wanna be loved.

By everyone.
In the entire world.

Is that too much to ask?

Alvin, your family loves you.

Well, I guess that's better
than-- Than nothing.

Sorry for all
the...craziness.

No problem, bro.

And, while I don't want to
support this craziness,

I went ahead and did a little
something for you anyway.

On today's episode of
America's Dumbest Kids...

Oh, yes!
I love this show!

[ALVIN] [on tv] Geronimo!
[REPORTER] Whoa-h*, watch out.

[grunts]
What an idiot!

This is the best day
of my life!

And...I got loads
of stupid stuff I do!

h*, h*! I'll be the king of
viral stupidity! Yes!

♪ Do do
Do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Do do
Do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Do do
Do-do-do-do ♪