01x13 - Slippin' Thru My Fingers/Driving Dave Crazy

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

[ALVIN]
Ugh! Dave, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

I'm laying out your clothes
for school.

I never wear that one.

Ugh! It's so...'80s.
See?

This one's way cooler.

Goodnight, Dave.

You're sleeping in your bed
tonight?

Well, um, yeah. 'Cause I haven't
had a nightmare in a long time.

Oh! Well that's-that's great,
Theodore. Goodnight, fellas.

[door closes]

Where are you going?

Well, I think Dave wants me
to sleep in his room.

He's an adult.

He's got to learn to sleep
by himself.

Yeah, But I don't think
he can go cold turkey.

This is so embarrassing.

He waits with us
like we're babies.

[bus doors open]

Goodbye, boys!
Have fun at school!

You too,
stranger who I don't know.

[bus doors close]

Please tell me
he's not running after us.

Just ignore him.

[VOICE] [on tv]
And that's not all,

if you call now--
[phone rings]

Boys?

Oh, hey, Julie...

No, no,
you're not interrupting.

I-It's your son's birthday?
Uh-huh...

School? Oh!
Do you need any help?

No, no, I'm completely free.
See you there!

And now, for the coup de grace.
Where science meets geometry.

[♪♪♪]

Sorry Simon, we have
a little interruption--

Oh, thank goodness.

Today is Logan's birthday.

And we have a very special
musical guest.

[BOTH] ♪ Birthday,
birthday time Is here ♪

♪ Time for cake
And time for cheer ♪

Don't be shy, fellas!
Come on, you know the words.

[all groan]

[BOTH] ♪ Birthday, birthday time
Is here... ♪

[♪♪♪]

[grunts]

[tires screech]

[ALVIN] [muffled]
Dave!

Open up!

[in normal voice]
Go, go, go!

What's going on?

If I didn't know better,

I'd think you guys were
embarrassed to be seen with me.

[whispers]
You think?

[♪♪♪]

[DAVE] Hey Simon, can I help you
with your homework?

Oh, well...

Here, let's see.

[clock ticks]

No, Dave. The quotient
goes there and the--

Y-You know what,
I'm sorry, Dave,

but I just don't have time
to help you with my homework.

Oh, okay.

Hola, Teodoro.

Te quieres me help you
with yo Spanish homeworko

Oh! Um...
No. No, gracias.

What?
That means no thanks, Dave.

Oh, I knew that one.

[door closes]

He's driving me crazy!
Ugh!

We have to get Dave a life.
He needs a girlfriend!

Whoa! What is this?
Did you guys make breakfast?

Way better.
Have a seat.

Tracy Lane,
paging Tracy Lane.

Please come to
the breakfast table.

Tracy enjoys romantic candlelit
dinners, horseback rides

and walks
on the moonlit beach.

Hi!

[whispering]
Alvin, what is going on?

Speed-dating, Dave! Do you feel
a love connection, tiger?

[growls]

Alvin, I don't want
to date strangers.

[scoffs]
Well, you placed the ad.

Sorry, Trace,
love's a mystery.

But you gotta go.

Thank you so much
for coming.

Please, Tracy,
take a warm croissant.

I'm David Seville.
[door closes]

I'm a grade-A chilla
and very rich?

Swing by if you're down
to party?

Want: super fine honeys.
Don't need to be smart.

Alvin!

Eighty-eight women
and not one pick?

[sighs]
Well, that's that.

Au contraire, my negative
little friend.

Dave said he didn't want
to date strangers.

Logan's mom is no stranger.

[♪♪♪]

Ugh, um, what if
Dave wakes up?

One of the things I love about
Dave? He's a sound sleeper.

Right, Dave?

Very nice.
Let's see the left arm.

Good. Good.

And this device
will make our voices

[voice drops]
almost two octaves lower.

Excellent!
Let's go get Dave a date!

[computer beeps]

Sure, why not?

[THEODORE] [imitating Dave]
Hi, Logan's mom.

I-I just wanna say
you are very nice and...

and your hair
smells like waffles.

Oh!

[ALVIN] [imitating Dave]
Hey, Jules,

let me be real with you.

You are smokin' and you've got
a rockin' bod.

[whispers]
Alvin!

[clears throat in mic]

[SIMON] [imitating Dave]
That was inappropriate, Jules.

I just wanted to say

I enjoyed seeing you
at school

and was thinking, perhaps you
could ask me out sometime.

Oopsie.

Uh, I'm very tired.

But not too tired to see you
tomorrow night at my house.

Say, 6-ish?

[imitating Dave] This is Stud
Masta Flex, over and out.

[keyboard clicks]

[in normal voice]
Stud Masta Flex?

[in normal voice] It's my go-to line.
Chicks love it!

By tomorrow night, Dave will be
on a date with Julie,

and we'll be home free.

[DAVE] I didn't hear anything about
the school Open House.

You're sure it's tonight?

Yes, for
the thousandth time!

Alvin,
I don't need any help.

Ehh! Wrong! You see,
clothes make a statement.

Right now, yours are screaming,
"I'm an uptight accountant!"

[doorbell rings]

Goodness me,
I wonder who that could be?

Ah! What a surprise!
It's Logan's mom, Julie.

David, I believe
you two have met.

You look nice, Stud Masta.

Um...thank you.

Bye-bye!
What about the Open House?

[chuckles]

Did I say that was tonight?

Oh, aren't I a silly goose?

You kids go out
and have the time of your life!

I'm really glad
we could do this.

I think it's good
to get out of the house.

Yeah, let me just,
um, quickly call the boys.

Just to make sure
they're okay.

Dave, put the phone down.

Your boys went through a lot of
trouble to get you on this date.

I went out with you tonight
to tell you...

Oh, how do I say this?

Look, word on the street
is that

you are a smother-mother.
What?

Dave, all the moms
are talking about it.

Ugh. All the moms?

It's very natural,
I was the same way.

But as kids get older, they--
They need a little space.

I'm a smother-mother?

[♪♪♪]

Okay, guys. I'll see you
a little later tonight.

I've got another date. So--

That's the third one
this week!

Call if you need anything.

Well, actually, Dave, I--

Man, it's like
we don't even exist!

He's probably loving
his life without us.

Being all, all wild and--
And crazy.

He probably never
wants to come home.

[♪♪♪]

[yawns]

[snores]

♪ You always were
The one we ran to ♪

♪ When we had a scrape
Or cuts ♪

♪ When something
Had frightened us ♪

♪ You were our star
Our hero ♪

♪ But so you know
Where you stand ♪

♪ Now we look to Iron Man
For strength ♪

♪ 'Cause they grew up ♪

♪ And don't need your love ♪

♪ Go and wipe that tear drop
From your eye ♪

♪ Stop holding on ♪

♪ Go and loosen up ♪

♪ 'Cause it's time
To kiss those days goodbye ♪

Dave? Dave?

Huh?

I know I say this
every time,

but would you like to come
inside?

Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine.

I've got a good book
and a sandwich.

This is not what I meant
by getting out.

Yeah, I know. But baby steps.

Guess who's going out
again tonight?

Oh, man!

So help me!
He is not leaving again!

Step away from the door,
and no one gets hurt,

Mr. "I'm too busy
being a ladies' man

to take care of my own kids!"

What?
Poor Theodore is upstairs

sick as a dog, dripping with
sweat, and all you can--

What?
Why didn't you tell me?

Well, you've been a little busy
with all your lady loves.

[Theodore fake coughing]

Oh, Dave. I'm so happy
you're home.

I'm-- I'm really sick.

Oh my gosh, Theodore!
You're freezing!

[ice clinks]

Oops.

Okay, guys,
what's going on?

We were desperate!

Yeah, we--
We missed you, Dave.

You've been so busy lately,
Dave.

I don't even want to know
doing what.

But you haven't had
much time for us.

I-I thought you guys
wanted some space.

Not this much space!

Are you kidding?
I'm happy to stay home.

I love being with you guys.

I'm-I'm f-f-freezing.

Okay, Theodore, let's get you
into a nice, warm bath.

So, Dave, how did you get
all those dates?

Uh, I was just myself.

Ha-ha-ha, please!
Alvin.

What? Come on, Dave.
Hook a brother up.

Alvin.

Ha-ha-ha, you sly dog.

Don't wanna kiss and tell.
I get it!

Your secret's safe
with me--

Alvin!

Oh! Where is it?

Aah! Where is
my soccer ball?

Um, hello?

Looking good.

[ELEANOR]
Aah! Forget it!

Hi, Mr. Snidelped.

Come here. Come here.

Okay, good, good.
That's looking good. Okay.

Um, something
a little louder now.

I don't want
to do this anymore!

[water gurgles
and device squeaks]

I don't want
to do this anymore!

Oh, yeah, it is working.
Who's da b*mb?

Simon's da b*mb!
That's me.

I'm a genius!
Unh, who has my pink paint?

This pink paint?

Jeanette!
[honks]

Oh, Simon, I'm about
to invade your space.

A-Alvin, for your
own good, don't.

Don't do this.

[alarm beeping]

[laughing]

Well, I guess someone
underestimated my cat-like--

[grunting]

[snorting]
I'm hungry, feed me.

Oh, Mr. Piggy!

Okay! Whoever took
my soccer ball,

please return it now.

Come on, people.
This is not a soccer ball!

[grunting]
Whoa!

Feed me.

[grunts]
No!

Oh, I think you're gonna
really like it, Mr. Figgle.

I-I'm putting the final touches
on the song as we speak.

Unh! Ow!

Uh, excuse me one
second, Mr. Figgle.

Alvin!

My bad, Dave, sorry.

Ha, that was me.

But blame it
on me, Dave.

'Cause everything's
always my fault!

Sorry, Alvin!
Sorry, Mr. Figgle.

Um, it'd be a great honor
to have my song chosen

for tonight's International
Music Festival.

A-All right,
I-I'll see you later today.

Um, Dave, someone
took my soccer ball.

Dave, Mr. Piggy
is not doing well.

[MR. PIGGY]
Feed me!

You must tell Alvin to stay
on his own side of the room!

Dave, all my pink
paint is gone,

and now I'll have to paint
myself in yellow.

[cries]

Dave,
she's clearly faking it.

[expl*si*n]

Uh, that's what I was
trying to warn you about.

Theodore, tell Alvin to get
down here this minute.

I'll have Mr. Piggy tell him.

Oh, that's right.

Mr. Piggy's
on life support!

Alvin, is my science
project destroyed?

Wh-What science project?

The one you're
wearing on your face!

[all yelling]
[slamming on piano keys]

Enough! All I've asked,

is for a little peace
and quiet so I can

finish this song for
tonight's music festival!

Well, I just
need to make--

No! I just need
the six of you

to stop fighting and
cooperate with each other!

Ha, ha, ha. Yes.
Anything else, David?

Say, something
more realistic?

Fine, you wanna
play that game?

I've only been asking for you
to clean your room for a week.

How's that coming?

Uh, it's, um,
pretty clean.

Great! I'll be up in 30
minutes to take a look.

Until then, I wanna be able
to hear a pin drop.

It's pretty clean?

It was a disaster
before the expl*si*n.

[screams]

[sizzling]

What? We can't
clean this up!

Uh, besides, I mean,
let's just be real.

This is mostly
your mess, Alvin.

Oh, really?

Well, Simon's area
is clearly the worst.

You got a big
job ahead, Simon.

Huh? Aah!

Aah! Get it off!
Get it off!

[screaming]

Oh, are you all right?

No, I-I...

Oh, you're all right,
Mr. Snidelped, calm down.

Wh-what?

Oh, no! Guys, look!

There's paint
everywhere.

Ha, ha! Look at that,
not one drop.

That's because
I'm wearing

my invisible shield
of protection.

Oh, no. Your invisible
shield of protection

has a hole in it.

Why, you!
Get off me.

[objects breaking]

[arguing and screaming]

Hey, everything
okay up there?

[ALVIN]
Everything's fine, Dave!

[♪♪♪]

He's coming up here
in 10 minutes.

Um, h-hey, Dave!

Um, just a little heads up,
we made a few changes.

Wow! You painted
the walls.

But where are your toys?
Toys? What? No, Dave.

We're a little
old for toys.

And furniture.
Heh-heh.

Well, I'm impressed.

Look what you guys
can accomplish

when you work together.

Impressed enough to take
us out for a treat?

Besides, a little fresh
air would do you good.

You've been
working so hard.

Um, yeah, I think
I've got enough time

before my meeting
with Mr. Figgle.

[all cheering]

I call shotgun!
[SIMON] Alvin,

can't call shotgun
until the car's in sight!

That's the rule!
[ALVIN] Since when?

[SIMON] Just since
the beginning of time.

[ALVIN] Oh, you mean when dinosaurs
drove around in convertibles.

[drips]

[electricity sizzling]

[♪♪♪]

No.

M-Mr. Figgle.
Y-you're early.

So sorry to
keep you waiting.

Please, come on in.

I've got five minutes,
Mr. Seville. Impress me.

Well, I know you wanted
something a little different,

something unexpected.

Um, a-anyway,
I hope you like it.

[warbled feedback]

Wait, no. This-- What?

No! This is all wrong!

Well, you bet
it's all wrong.

It's three minutes
I'll never get back.

Oh, wait, Mr. Figg--

I can't. I have to find a song
for tonight's music festival!

And you've completely
wasted my time.

[door slams]

[SIMON]
What happened?

I-I have no idea.

[water plops]
What?

That's coming
from your bedroom.

Uh-oh.
He's gonna lose it.

[♪♪♪]

[squeaking]

What?

[screams]

Brace
yourselves!

We suck.
He does so much for us.

And all he asked
is that we get along

with each other.

And clean our mess.

We ruined his song.

Well, we can't do
anything about that.

Well, we could
clean it up.

The right way.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Oh
You and I ♪

♪ Ain't a thing can stop us
When we're side by side ♪

♪ Whoa
You and I ♪

♪ Ain't a thing no river
Deep or mountain high ♪

♪ 'Cause we can do
We can do ♪

♪ We can do
We can do it together, oh ♪

♪ Whenever
We're tethered, yeah ♪

♪ We're doin'
All right, yeah ♪

♪ Do-doin' all right
We're do-doin' all right ♪

Um, Simon, sorry for always
pushing your buttons.

Beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.

I just
can't help myself.

But, anyway, what can
I do to help?

Well, would you mind
getting your car

out of my
science project?

Done and done.

[music playing]

[SIMON] [over recording]
Oh, so you want a little more of this?

Okay, that's weird.
What's happening?

It appears that
my machine picked up

all the sounds in the house
and mixed them together.

In a kind
of audio smorgasbord.

But how?

Um, we'll figure
that out later, Sherlock.

Right now, we have
a song to edit.

Dave. Hey, hey, Dave.
Well, great news.

We found a solution to,

well, pretty much everything.
Now get up, big fella,

'cause you're gonna drive
us to the festival.

What?

[reggae music playing]

[DAVE]
Guys, I can't park here.

Dave. Stay in the car,
and turn the radio on.

[crowd cheering
and clapping]

E-Excuse me, sir.
Where's the buffet?

[♪♪♪]

Eleanor!

Hold it!

Yo! Alvin!

Hey!
Jazz hands!

Hey, hey! Stop!

Okay, pal, I need you
to play this song!

Hey, no!
It's too late!

And now, a new tune from
the acclaimed song writer--

[ALVIN] [over speakers]
David Seville.

Oh, hey,
you can't do that!

Oopsie. I just did.

[Dave's song playing]

[THEODORE]
I don't want to do this anymore!

[SIMON]
Ha-ha, it's working.

Is-- Is da b*mb.
Is-- Is da b*mb.

I-I-Is da b*mb.
Simon's da b*mb.

[crowd cheering]

[SIMON]
Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Get off me!
You idiot.

Is-- Is da b*mb.
Is-- Is da b*mb.

I-I-Is da b*mb.
Simon's da b*mb.

This is incredible.

[Chipmunks speaking
over recording]

I don't know how
you guys did that,

but thank you.

Thank you, Dave. Sometimes
I even surprise myself.

Well,
there'd be no surprise

if I didn't throw
that CD like a champ!

Hello? Jazz hands!

Well, I disabled the wires,
which was key to--

[ALVIN] No, no, now. I am
the one who destroyed

your science project
which really allowed--

[DAVE]
Okay, guys. That's enough.

[ALVIN] But I deserve the credit!
[DAVE] That's enough, Alvin.

[ALVIN] All right, forget the credit.
What about a little reward?

[DAVE]
Alvin!

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪