08x06 - Don’t Rain on My Parade

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat rock music plays]

♪ Ain't no way to do it
Like I do it, like I do it ♪

♪ Ain't no way to do it
Like I do it, like I do it, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh!
Check what I say, oh ♪

♪ Workin' all day, oh
It's time to play, it's time to play ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

-Hello!
-[both] Hey!

-[Alanna] How amazing.
-Wow.

-Hello!
-It's like a giant full-length mirror.

We love it.

Hi, I'm Alanna with The Oppenheim Group.

-So nice to meet you.
-Hi!

I like your glasses, those are very cool.

You've all brought fashion
and beauty to the desert.

-That's for sure.
-[Alanna] You too.

I don't remember the last time
I've been this excited to tour a house.

[Roberta] Really?
Have you heard about it before?

I absolutely have.

[song continues]

♪ I think I like this ♪

The Invisible House is one of those
iconic California landmarks.

Aside from being
an architectural masterpiece,

this house has been used

for a lot of parties
and photo shoots in the past.

Everyone from Drake to U2
has stayed in this home.

Oh, and Mick Jagger, man.

I would stay with Mick Jagger
in this house.

If you don't mind me asking,

how much did it cost
to do the entire build?

Like, about six to eight for everything
by the time we finished it.

I mean, the mountain alone
is probably worth three million.

-What do you have it listed for?
-It's 18 million.

Eighteen, okay.

And we did turn down somebody because
we didn't think they'd respect the design.

We want someone who really understands it.

-Can we take a look inside? So excited!
-Alright.

-Have a good look! Tell me what you think.
-[Alanna] Thank you!

Let's check it out.

[upbeat pop rock music plays]

[Alanna] Alright, now the hardest part.
Find the door.

Like, you...

Oh, where the frame is.

The pièce de résistance.

-[vocalizes dramatically]
-[Nicole] Ooh! Whoa.

Holy sh... Wow.

Wow!

♪ You've never seen this before ♪

♪ Showstopper, jaw-dropper
Got that get-up-and-go ♪

♪ Supernova
When it's over, everybody will know ♪

This is like the Bel Air of Joshua Tree.

This is a very desirable location

'cause everyone wants to stay
right next to the park,

so they can go in during the day.

Basically, if you're buying a house,

you either wanna be
in this area or Pioneertown.

♪ It's unforgettable ♪

♪ Filled with magic candy ♪

Work it, work it, work it!

And welcome to the primary!

♪ It's a showstopper ♪

-[Alanna] You wake up and see this.
-[Amanza] Pretty.

-Yeah, see? Not too bad. Not too shabby.
-Love all these rocks.

-How do you get Postmates up here?
-Uh, you don't.

-Just through that little road.
-[Amanza] Send a horse?

-Postmate horse.
-Yeah.

[Nicole chuckles]

There's a really cool boulder
right behind your head.

It looks like a sculpture.

-You should go climb it. Do it!
-I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna explore.
Bye, guys. I gotta take selfies.

["I Like It Like That" by Simon Diamond
and Karl Hungus plays]

♪ I like it, like it like that ♪

[Amanza] I'm at an $18-million listing.

It's supposed to be invisible,
but I can see it.

Do these rocks make me look young?

-Oh, sh*t!
-Be a mountain lion!

-[imitates lion snarling]
-[Alanna chuckles]

I thought about throwing a rock at you,
to scare you, and I was like...

At a glass house? No.

[imitates whooshing]

-[Nicole whispers] Amanza!
-[Alanna] Help!

-Help!
-[Alanna] I've been abducted by aliens!

-So I was thinking about last night.
-Yes.

I guess I obviously don't know
the full spectrum of what's going on,

what you know.

-It's a touchy...
-I can tell it's a touchy subject.

Not only for you, but for Amanza and Mary.

I can see
how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

-You wanna know that it's true.
-For sure.

Especially something detrimental
to The Oppenheim Group.

This doesn't have
anything to do with The Oppenheim Group.

-No, it's a personal matter, one person.
-Okay.

-Nothing to do with business.
-Yeah. Yeah.

It's nothing new. I've... I've heard this
several times over the past few years.

Okay. Well, if it was me, personally,
I would go and talk to Emma directly.

I know, obviously, this seems like
a really tough subject to talk about...

[Nicole clears throat]

...but I know if anyone else finds out
and it starts going through the grapevine,

it's a lot worse than you going
directly to the source and to the person

and having a one-on-one
conversation with them.

Hearing that the drama
may involve families and a marriage

is a little unsettling to me.

I have now been married for two years,
and that bond is very sacred.

If my husband cheated,
that would be very hurtful, obviously.

I've definitely thought
about... talking to her about it.

-But...
-Yeah.

In this office, in the past,

bringing things up
and discussing things head-on

hasn't always worked out well for me.

-Yeah.
-I don't wanna get into that again.

Do you think Mary or Amanza
would wanna talk to her about it?

If anyone were to,

it would be one of them because they have
a personal relationship with her,

but I'm not going anywhere near that.

I'm finally at a place
where I have good relationships

with everyone in the office,

and a rumor isn't something
that I want to change that.

I'm conflicted.

I'm not really sure
what to do at this point,

and I know
it's uncomfortable for all of us.

I don't wanna be in this position,
but I just... I don't know.

Well, know in the future
that any point of mentioning it to anyone

is obviously gonna be an issue,

or it's obviously
gonna spark questions in people's heads,

and you don't wanna
start planting any little seeds around it.

It's Emma, you know.
I don't care what she does.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-I don't care if she... But it's just too...

It's too big at this point.

-[anthemic pop music plays]
-♪ 'Cause we all end up in the dirt ♪

[coyote howls]

[exciting rock music plays]

♪ Let's get it on ♪

♪ Get it, get it, get it on ♪

♪ Turn up the volume ♪

♪ Turn up the volume ♪

♪ Turn up the volume ♪

[song ends]

J!

-Well, hello there.
-You're late.

-[Bre] I'm not late. Hi.
-[Johnny] Hi.

What's up?

-Bre, nice to meet you.
-How you doing? Amir. Good to meet you.

-[Johnny] Are you hot in that jacket?
-I'm hot, yes. But not in this jacket.

You like my blond? I wore it just for you.

-You love blond. Think it'll help my sale?
-I know. Of course. Thanks.

-Thanks for the condescending tone.
-Oh, you missed me!

-[Johnny] I did.
-Okay, good.

My ex-husband, Johnny Manziel,

reached out because
he's looking for a house in LA.

If you know sports,
you know Johnny Football.

Even if you don't,
he's definitely a household name.

He was an amazing athlete, still is.

So I'll help him find something in LA,

but we're gonna make sure
he lives very far away from me.

So the house is 1920s,

and funny thing
is the previous owner was a magician.

-Oh!
-And he used to perform at Magic Castle.

-Cool.
-That's just right here.

So as we walk through,
you'll see some hidden doors.

-Hidden doors!
-[Johnny] I like where it's at.

-[Bre] Okay!
-Good location for us, I think.

-[Bre] Who's "us"? [giggles]
-Me and you.

[mellow music playing]

-I wanna show you some fun stuff.
-[Bre] Our first magic trick?

-So these are...
-What is that?

-It's a plug.
-It's an outlet.

-Outlets. I don't know. He said magic...
-What were you expecting, knives?

If Bre could, she'd do this,
and a g*n would pop out.

-[Bre] Absolutely.
-[Amir] You could have that.

-[Johnny] Price on this house is what?
-It was at 4.95, and now it's at 3.975.

[Johnny] That's a lot better deal.

Feel free to walk around,
and let me know if you have any questions.

-Thank you very much.
-Perfect, thank you.

[Bre] This is a nice kitchen.
Who's gonna cook?

Is your new girlfriend gonna cook?

-Wow. Um...
-'Cause we know you don't cook.

I am actually getting into
a little bit more cooking right now

because, as you know, and as you're,
you know, blatantly stating, um,

I have been, in the past, incapable.

-Um...
-I didn't say incapable. I said you don't.

-I didn't say you couldn't. But sure.
-Okay.

Anything that I've been bad at,
I'm trying to get good at, so...

-So you're gonna make me dinner?
-No.

-You can't cook. Got it. Okay.
-All your...

So, come on, toots.
We got grounds to cover.

[Johnny] I like the fact
that there's no TV in here.

This is what kind of vibe
I'm on right now.

-[grunts softly]
-What are you, a f*cking monk?

-No. Just feeling peaceful.
-What are you doing? Okay.

A little Zen and peace?

You know what we should
make a convo about is those pants.

-What about them?
-Nothing. You'll take off and fly away.

You have paint on your shirt,
like you're an artist or something.

I am an artist.

And a beanie.

-I wasn't looking for your acceptance.
-Are you sure?

-You have something in your teeth.
-Do I? Where?

[chuckles]

-Do I?
-You do.

-Get it then.
-No.

-You're useless.
-I'm not doing it for you. You're grown.

-Oh, now you can't?
-You're older than me.

-You love to say I'm older than you.
-You are.

-By how much?
-A year.

Six months.

Six months. You're an old lady.

[both chuckling]

I'm not helping you get this house.
I did not miss you.

-[both chuckle]
-Whoa!

You like?

[upbeat music playing]

-This would be a hers, and that would be...
-[Johnny] This is my closet!

-This is why we're not married. Yeah.
-Yeah, and a lot of other reasons.

The room is great. Space is great.

-I like the balcony. Nice!
-Yeah.

-Alright, it's giving hotel.
-I can see...

You are a lot bougier than me.
I never had anything like this growing up.

I was in a shoebox my whole life.

You were in the Hollywood Hills
from the time you were 16 years old.

It's LA. What do you want?

I expect you to be exactly what you are
and what you've always been.

-You're not gonna change.
-And I always will be. Nope.

-Still have your tattoo?
-Your tattoo?

-[Johnny] Mm-hmm.
-No, I do not.

[pleasant music plays]

I like the palm trees.

-Okay. Good perks.
-Saltwater pool.

-I don't know much about that.
-Love it. So good for you, much better.

I'm in a health and wellness area
of my life.

[Bre] It's way better for you.

-You really don't like my f*ck' hoodie?
-No, definitely not.

You really haven't changed a whole lot
from working at Wet Republic.

Whenever we were getting engaged,
we were scheduling Southwest flights

to bounce back and forth
between Vegas and LA every week.

Who had to pay bills and go to work?

Do you remember the first time we met?

Got your a*s kicked, thrown out of a club,
ripped your chain off?

That was at a different
later point in time.

-[chuckles]
-I invited you to LA,

and I booked you a flight.

And when you landed at the airport...

I remember the text message
like it was yesterday.

-You said, "Where the f*ck's my car?"
-Yeah.

And I said, "What the f*ck
are you talking about, you kook?"

-Yeah. Yeah.
-I definitely used choice words.

First of all,
who's gonna get me from the airport?

-An Uber!
-Absolutely f*cking not.

At that point, after knowing you 24 hours,
I dropped the ball on that.

-You figured it out.
-However, in the long run, I still won.

Sure.

You call it a loss?

-[sniffs] Yeah.
-Why?

'Cause you lost me.

It's a loss.

-Life goes the way it's supposed to go.
-Yeah.

You are in a position now where
you got exactly what you wanted in life.

-Yes, I did.
-And I'm proud of you for that.

-And I'm happy for you in that.
-Thank you.

I learned a lot
about what I handled wrong.

I was a lost, depressed kid
running around the Hollywood Hills

getting drunk every night
and living in a nightclub,

and a lot of time behind your back,
probably, as well.

Oh, you spent a lot of time
with someone else on their back.

But yes, it's fine.

-[Bre laughing]
-Yes, Bre. Yes.

-I still love you.
-Yeah, no.

And I still feel bad to this day
about treating you like that.

Getting divorced, after we broke up,
was one of the hardest points in my life.

And I cried and I begged and I pleaded.

So basically, you just love me
and you miss me so much.

-Yeah, that's, I guess, one way to put it.
-[laughs]

[chuckling] I don't think
it's necessarily all that accurate.

I'm happy to hear that J can recognize
the hell that he put me through.

And that tells me that at least
the effort I put in is recognized.

And it's not all completely in vain.

Johnny's like Peter Pan.
He just never wants to grow up.

So we're gonna let him stay
in his little fairy tale land.

I got money to make.

We're making progress.

-I did get a nice ring, though.
-You did.

And then you probably sold it
for, uh, cr*cker Jacks.

I did. I did.

Yes! Welcome to my beautiful house!

-Okay.
-This is great.

I would take a golf cart from the top,
all the way down to the bottom,

and then do donuts right here.

Please don't do that. [grunts]

[Johnny] You f*cked up probably
a quarter of a million dollars in cars.

-It was, like, one car.
-I'm not mad at you.

-I don't have any anger about it.
-You crashed my car first.

-I think we did.
-No. No, no, no.

You rear-ended somebody in my Maserati.

-It's not tit for tat.
-You crashed mine. I crashed yours.

-So I take your car out around the block?
-No, no, no. No, no.

-You don't need to be in my car. No!
-It's just right up the driveway.

No, no! Johnathan Manziel!
Get your f*cking a*s over here!

[laughing] Don't you touch my car!

-Get out of my car! Don't press your luck.
-[engine revving]

[squeals] No, no, no, no, no. No! f*ck.

Okay.

[squeals] Don't hit it!

[exciting rock music playing]

[car departing quickly]

Okay.

-["Workin' It" by Luna + Yury plays]
-♪ Workin' it, you got it ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ This is it
Ya feelin' it? ♪

♪ Don't fight the beat is how
You gotta free you now ♪

♪ Kick off your shoes
You know I'll come through ♪

♪ Dance till the moon is gone ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

-Hey, babe. I'm out here.
-[Amanza] Hi!

You're never out here.

[chuckles] Don't you get sick
of, uh, lounging on the couch? No?

Don't lift your arms.

-[both laughing]
-Don't lift your arms.

-How are you feeling?
-Um...

I'm healing up, like, pretty well.

My recovery is going okay.

A little bit sore, but at least
I got a new pair of boobs out of it.

Oh my God. You gotta hear this story.

I come home from surgery.

I'm here for about, neh,
three to four hours,

have to take Thor to the ER
because Romain gave him grapes.

-He was like, "Oh, my little boy!"
-Choking?

-Not choking, they're poisonous to him.
-Oh, really?

Yeah. He was like,
"My little boy likes grapes like me!"

I was like, "No!"
I was like, "What are you doing?"

So we called Poison Control.

They're like, "With his size and age,
take him in."

-Ugh.
-We had to have them induce vomiting.

And then Jason calls me and he's like,

"Um, yeah, a day from hell."

"Uh, I'm on the... on the way
to the ER with Niko."

What the hell?

-Hi, babe!
-[Mary] Hi!

-You look so cute!
-[Amanza] You brought a basket.

-I know. Did you spend...
-I...

-Don't raise your arm!
-[laughs]

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

-Hi!
-[Amanza] How are you?

Hi! How are you?

-I brought you some "feel better" goodies.
-Aw!

Thank you!

I know you can't do shots,
so immunity shot?

-[chuckles]
-Oh, sure!

[all chuckling]

Hopefully this will help
a little after surgery. I don't know.

-[Amanza] Oh yeah.
-Ouch!

-Yeah.
-Be careful! Don't look at it!

-Does it hurt to touch?
-Oh yeah. Yeah, they do.

They still look great.

When you told me that it was ruptured,
I was like, it looks great!

-[Amanza] Yeah.
-I thought they deflate!

-Yeah! Right.
-Like a busted tire or something.

-I was like...
-[laughs]

Oh, wait, I forgot to show the picture!

-[Chrishell] I wanna see this.
-This is fun though. Um...

-Fun! "My boob exploded."
-It is. Then we'll go to some... It is.

No, I do need to see this,
'cause you know I have to get mine done.

-I got a CAT scan.
-[Mary] You do?

And they found a fold in my implant.
They said, "You have to get it replaced."

Now you're scaring me.
I'm like, oh, I should listen when they...

It was... Like, when they opened it up,
it was like...

-He said it completely exploded.
-No!

Where it was just like... Yeah.

It looks like the inside
of, like, a jelly donut.

-I have no idea. But normally...
-I can't ever eat a donut again!

[chuckling]

-[Mary] Anyway...
-So the listing I have on St. Ives,

I'm doing an open house this week,
and I hope everybody can come.

-[Mary] Yay.
-[Amanza] Yeah, so I'm excited.

[upbeat music plays]

-[Mary] I can't wait to see it!
-I know. Me too. I'll definitely be there.

Okay, good. If you're not feeling well,
I totally understand.

Want me to put slippers...
Are your feet cold?

-[Chrishell] I brought some! Want them?
-[Amanza] Your slippers are...

I could get used to this!
Donuts, people putting slippers on me.

-Thank you!
-[Amanza] Your feet looked cold.

I wanna ask you guys, how was Pioneertown?

[Amanza clears throat]

[Amanza and Mary chuckle]

-Uh-oh.
-No, it was good. It was fine.

I just, um... I was more concerned
about Chelsea.

[solemn music plays]

I know it's not my place
to tell you exactly what's going on.

You're obviously going to find out
when Chelsea's comfortable,

and then it will all make sense.

But this is one of those, like,
record scratch, like, kind of moments.

I sent her a text last night too,
because I know...

I still haven't talked to her.

-She said, "I'm not feeling like talking."
-She's honestly not really talking.

I said, "Okay, I love you.
I'm worried about you. When you're ready."

-She said, "I'll call when I wanna talk."
-Yeah.

I know we've had, like, you know,
our kinda ups and downs that...

I mean, I felt so bad
that she's going through anything.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll send her flowers or something?

[Chrishell] Mm.

-["The Key" by Morral plays]
-No? Oh.

-Let's not do that.
-[Mary] Oh, okay.

♪ I try hard ♪

[Amanza] Why?

Wait and talk to Chelsea,
and you guys, like, um... Yeah.

♪ Just another closed door ♪

It's rough.

[song intensifies]

♪ Can't lock me out
Can't lock me out ♪

["Wow" by Moxxi and Ivy States plays]

♪ Make 'em say "Ah"
Make 'em say "Ooh", make 'em say "Wow" ♪

♪ Make 'em say "Uh", make 'em say "Oh"
Look at me now ♪

♪ Make 'em say ♪

♪ Wow ♪

-Hi!
-[both] Hi!

-Hello. Good to see you! Hi!
-Hi!

-Gosh, it is so good to see you.
-Hello!

I'm meeting up with potential clients

who had their listing
on the market last year,

but the whole place flooded,
so they had to redo the whole thing.

And now they're ready
to go to market again this year.

And they called in me!

The whole entire place was flooded!

-Completely destroyed.
-Yeah.

-Can we go see the scene of the crime?
-[both] Yes.

[gloomy music plays]

Oh.

-It looks so nice and friendly!
-I know. It's so delightful normally!

[both laugh]

-[Chrishell] Okay.
-[Aaron] So I think what happened

is this fireplace got left on
during a showing,

then the agent left town
for, like, four days,

while this was running.

It heated, heated, heated,

and then we have a fire sprinkler
right here that,

when it hits "fire-inducing temperatures,"

it goes off.

And it looked like it was raining...

-Yeah.
-...through the house.

[Youngkey] This is the video
we got from our neighbor saying,

"Your house is crying."

-I think you have a problem!
-[both] Yeah.

[Chrishell] How long
were the sprinklers on?

[Aaron] It's hard to know for sure,
but at least an hour.

This all happened in an hour
of the sprinkler being on?

-[Youngkey] Everything had to be torn out.
-[Chrishell] Wow.

[Aaron] They had the fire crew come

with a special water team
that, like, pushes water out.

How much did all of this cost?

[tense music playing]

Luckily, insurance covers a lot of it,

but my guess
is we're in the $200,000 range right now.

This kind of issue
is a really rare occurrence.

I do appreciate their want to try
and make that money back in the market.

So there is a lot of pressure on me
to get a great price

and to get this done quickly.

I do wanna see upstairs,
even though I know that wasn't...

[both] Yeah.

-[Aaron] We'll show you again. Yeah.
-Can I see that?

I know there's a lot of stairs,
but the view from the top is...

-Worth it?
-Yeah.

-[both] Yeah.
-[Chrishell] Oh!

-Okay, so you got a little hot tub here.
-Yeah.

-We spent so many nights in the hot tub...
-[Aaron chuckles]

...looking out at this view of downtown.

[Chrishell] Anytime you get a rooftop,
it's really gonna help.

I have to say,

you guys have really done
such a great job.

The finishes look great.

-I feel I could easily find you a buyer.
-Yeah.

So you took it off the market
and now you're ready to re-enter?

-It's a little more complicated than that.
-Okay.

So we were in escrow
when the flood happened.

-We had a buyer ready to go...
-Okay.

...and a contract that we loved.

She decided she wanted to stick around.

And so we've technically been in escrow
for over four months now,

until we got everything fixed up,

and then she wants to see,
at the end of everything,

if she still would like to buy the place.

Which means you'd still be in escrow

with the agent
who allegedly caused the issues.

Yeah.

So he still would get the commission
if this buyer ends up getting it.

-Oh my God! Okay, that is...
-[Aaron] It's...

I knew you guys had your hands full,
but that's actually even more difficult

because, to be honest with you, like,

I can't, basically, give you
a listing agreement to sign

because you are already in an escrow.

I have never heard
of this thing happening before

or a story even like this.

Accidents happen.

[chuckling] You know,
I think I've broken a lamp once before.

That being said, I really don't think
they should have to pay a commission

to the agent that maybe caused this damage
and this loss of income for them.

-I love you. I feel like you need a win.
-Yeah. Yeah.

I can try and help you
navigate with this original buyer.

She's gonna need to be shown the property

in its original state
that she agreed to in the first place.

And then give an order to perform,

which would give her about three days
to decide if she wants to continue or not.

-Exactly.
-Now, if she continues, fine.

I will help you push that through
and you can be done with this.

If she decides not to go forward,
then I will absolutely find you a buyer.

We'll get this sold.

-Yeah.
-Were you nervous to tell me this?

-[Aaron] Uh...
-[laughs]

No, it's okay. We... We got this.

And you'll have a great story to tell.
One day, you're gonna laugh about this.

-[Chrishell chuckles]
-[breathes deeply]

["Quality Lady" by Roy3ls plays]

♪ You can't catch me on the daily
I don't need to be shady ♪

♪ 'Cause I am a quality... ♪

[song ends]

-["Monsters in the Shadows" plays]
-♪ My monsters hide ♪

♪ In the shadows ♪

[news reporter] We begin tonight
with a historic storm hitting the west.

Southern California is being inundated

with life-threatening flooding
and mudslides.

Residents have been advised
to keep travel to a minimum.

The historic rain has turned streets
and streams into raging rivers,

taking down trees and power lines,
damaging vehicles and homes.

More rain is expected tonight,

as the atmospheric river
is still passing over Southern California.

[driving electronic music plays]

♪ How bad do you want it? ♪

♪ Do you want it? ♪

♪ How bad do you want it? ♪

I'm used to the rain,
but in California, all hell breaks loose.

LA people are very spoiled,

so I'm not expecting a huge turnout,
but I put a lot into this.

I'm determined to get it sold.

[mellow music plays]

Charcuterie!

-Charcuterie!
-Can you help me?

-Yes, I can.
-Um...

I'm pretty good at decorating things,
but I don't...

-Not a platter?
-[chuckling] I don't think I'm a...

-Want me to handle this, you handle that?
-Is this supposed to smell like...

Smells weird.

-Smell weird?
-No, I think... No. It smells like meat.

[snickers]

[Amanza] This rain is crazy.

-Ugh.
-I hate to tell you,

but we might have to do another one.

[chuckling] Well, you might
have to do another one.

It's such a tight, like, street,
and not a lot of parking,

and people aren't gonna walk in the rain.

-And you don't want this for views.
-Oh yeah.

Like, you want it to be a clear day.
It won't showcase it the way you want.

Hello!

-You can help us.
-You're good at charcuterie boards.

-Am I good at charcuterie boards?
-[laughing]

-[Alanna] How are you?
-Hi. How are you?

-[Alanna] Good to see you. Need help?
-[Amanza] Like this?

-[Alanna] This is exciting.
-[Amanza] I know, but it's raining.

I'm predicting it's gonna be very slow.

-Hi!
-[Alanna] Nicole's here!

Put your thumb up.

-Yeah, girl!
-Just in time!

-Look at you! Congratulations, by the way.
-Thank you.

I think we might be the only ones here.

-[Nicole] Oh my God!
-[Emma] Ah!

-The rain! I'm literally... I cannot.
-I'm melting.

I do melt in the rain,
so I am the Wicked Witch of the West.

-Hi, lady!
-Hello!

-[Bre] Cutie!
-[Amanza] Thank you for coming.

I brought a pop of pink to show my love!

[Amanza] You look so cute!

Seeing Emma is difficult,
but I'm practicing what I preached.

I'm just here to keep the peace. You know?

We're on a good record.
Let's keep it going.

-[Emma] Hi!
-[Chrishell] Hi, guys!

-[Emma] Hi!
-Look at you guys! All bright.

-[Jason] Hey, girls.
-[Bre] How are you?

-Thanks for making it.
-Hi!

-Look at you!
-[Emma] Making it in the rain!

[Jason] Oh my goodness.

-I can't believe it's pouring.
-[Nicole] You look very pretty.

[Amanza] So the primary's here,
and then downstairs there's two bedrooms.

[Chrishell] I'm obsessed
with the little roses.

[Bre] Yeah, it's cute.

-[woman] Nice to meet you.
-Amanza. Oh my gosh, your hands are cool.

Honestly, I think when it's rainy
and you get to see out, it's a vibe.

-[Emma] I like rain. I think it's cozy.
-Yeah.

[man 1] I was curious
what renovations they've been doing.

[Amanza] Um, I'd have to double-check
with Jason to give you exact.

-[man 1] Hey, J.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hey.
-We're currently in escrow together!

-[man 2] Yes, we are! Congrats!
-Hi!

Thanks for, you know,
venturing out in the rain.

I know it's not the easiest
to truck up this street.

The view's gorgeous when it's clear.

[whimsical music plays]

-Congratulations. This is amazing.
-[Amanza] Thank you!

Chelsea had a hand
in coordinating some of the colors.

-No, I was just there, just an accessory.
-[Amanza] She supervised.

-She knows a lot about design.
-Chelsea knows everything.

-Okay! Little something about everything?
-Yeah, just a little bit.

-I talk a lot, but I listen too.
-Yes!

It's kind of deceiving, but I do.

The only people that know what's going on
in my personal life, Bre, Emma, Chrishell.

I haven't even brought it up
to my husband.

People have asked me,
they've sensed I'm a bit off,

but I don't believe
in airing out my dirty laundry.

No matter what is going on
with me personally,

I'm still always gonna turn up
and do what I need to do for work.

-This is so beautiful.
-Why is that open?

-[Chelsea] Oh boy.
-[Bre] Oh God. [laughs]

-[laughing] Chelsea!
-[amusing music playing]

Dear Lord.

[both laughing]

At least my toes look cute today.

-[Bre] Oh, my God.
-So excuse me.

[Bre] What do you do in public,
just walk sideways?

[Chelsea] I'll be in sweatsuits like you.
What you talking about?

You think I dress like this
when I'm not working? For what?

You want champagne or something?

-There's nibbles. Help yourself.
-[woman] Thanks!

-[Chelsea] Hi, my beautiful angel.
-[Emma] Hi!

[Chelsea chuckles]

-How are you?
-I'm good. Yeah, just work mode.

Yeah.

-[sad music playing]
-Just trying to be in the weeds, you know?

-Yeah.
-Well, be out of the weeds.

You look great.

Don't... Nobody died.
Why are you looking at me like that, girl?

-I'm just checking on you.
-Nobody died!

-I'm just checking on you.
-Um...

[Emma] I wanna make sure you're doing...

Did you have any other questions?

As good as I look.

You look amazing.

So if you could only feel
half as good as you look.

-Thanks, baby. All right, come on.
-Let's go.

How was the rest of the trip,
after I left the next day?

[Alanna] Mm.

Everything was good.

-[Amanza] It's been a minute.
-Excuse me?

-Hi!
-Hi.

[Amanza] You didn't see that?

-Did it get worse?
-Chelsea!

-[Emma] What?
-What's up? What the f*ck just happened?

[whispering] She has a bite mark
on her arm.

Well, anyway, we went out the other night...

I got really drunk,
and I ended up biting Emma's arm.

-Let me see the forensics.
-Yeah. Open up.

[Chrishell] Everyone has to test
and see whose mouth it was.

-[Emma] Chrishell!
-[Amanza] Was it you?

I've watched too many of these shows.

There's only one reason

that the lovely Emma
would have a bite mark on her arm,

and it ain't from Chelsea.

[laughs]

I know her better than that.

-She pointed it out. I didn't know.
-How do you not know someone's biting you?

-I was so infatuated with you, Chelsea.
-[Bre] It's that good, okay?

I have scars. It's that good. [laughs]

[rain pattering]

[Bre] Hi.

Whoa!

[laughs]

-[Emma] Did something rip?
-[Bre laughing] I don't know!

I'm unwell!

Guys, can we talk about
that we need to do another broker open?

'Cause I don't think
enough agents came today.

Do we know when the rain's gonna stop?
Like, is it...

-[Mary] Next week.
-[Bre] A couple more days.

Three more days, I think.

You guys, seriously, LA Times, right now,

is talking about mudslides
all over California.

-[dramatic music plays]
-No joke. I got this alert from LA Times.

-Oh sh*t.
-Are we in a mudslide area?

-Laurel Canyon's shut down now.
-Everything on the Hills.

-Kind of a mudslide area. I mean...
-[Emma] Are we gonna slide down?

Are we good up here?

They're saying we're getting more rain
in the next 48 hours than in our history.

-Really?
-What?

Since they started counting
in the late 1800s.

I think we should all, like, close up
and head out before it gets worse.

-Good job.
-Thank you.

-Sorry it was raining, we'll do another.
-It's okay. I got my feet wet.

[both laughing]

I'm a little disappointed in the turnout,
but I'm going to stay positive

because the people that showed up
seemed like they liked the space.

And I will take that.

-[Emma laughing]
-Oh my God! Are you kidding?

What? Oh my God!

Oh my God! Someone do a picture of us!

-[Bre] Yes!
-[Emma] It's actually soaking wet!

[Mary laughs]

[music ends]

-[rain pattering]
-[thunder rumbling]

-[tense, haunting music plays]
-♪ What goes around ♪

♪ It comes around ♪

♪ What goes around ♪

♪ What goes around ♪

♪ It comes around ♪

♪ What goes around ♪

Benny, do you want some chicken?

I think this looks super cute.

Got the red wine, plates.

What are we missing?

[Emma] Napkins.

Napkins.

Hi.

-Hi, babe.
-She's here.

[somber string music playing]

-Oh.
-[Chrishell] Hello. How are you?

Hi, beautiful!

How are you? [grunts softly]

[Chelsea] Gonna sit down
and take my shoes off.

-We come bearing food and wine.
-Why? What did I do to...

Oh, that is a lot of wine.

Right now,
everything's just so... it's so raw for me.

Amanza's broker's open
was my first day back to work.

I put on this brave face, but...

I haven't taken time to grieve.
I haven't taken time to be sad.

Wanna do something a little fun?

-Anything to lighten the mood right now.
-Okay. So...

I heard that with fortune cookies,
you're supposed to throw them in the air,

and then whichever one,
like this part is facing you,

-that's your fortune.
-[Chrishell] Oh!

-I guess this one's mine.
-Which one's mine?

-This one, for sure.
-[plastic crinkling]

"Today is a good day
for being with a companion."

[gasps] "You will be great success
both in business and socially."

Oh, f*cking great!
Mine didn't come with a f*cking fortune.

-No, come on!
-You're lying!

[laughs] I'm doomed!

[ominous music plays]

I'm doomed.

The only fortune I really wanted was,

"This is a dream,

you're going to wake up
and be in reality."

And I didn't get that one, so...

Mm.

I guess this is real life.

[breathes deeply]

Have you talked to him at all?

No?

I'm just doing a lot of processing now.
You know what I mean?

How was it seeing Bre today?
Was she nice about everything?

[exhales] I... Honestly, I couldn't really
focus so much on her

because I was just more so trying
to have a good time at the broker's.

-You know? Um...
-Yeah.

I'm keeping it together for you guys.
I'll be honest, I've been a mess.

-You don't have to do that.
-I've been a f*cking mess. Been a mess.

-[melancholy music playing]
-[Chelsea sniffling]

[Emma] I think you need to know that...

[Chelsea] I'm gonna go to the restroom.

Sorry, babe.

[door opens, closes]

[sniffles, exhales]

[whispering] I don't know
what to do or say.

-[whispering] I know.
-Can we move to the couch?

-Good idea.
-[Emma] Yes, please.

Oh, perfect.

-Thank you so much.
-Of course.

The funniest thing, right?
Can I tell you the funniest thing ever?

It's not very funny.

If a year ago,

you guys laid out
a couple of really awful scenarios,

I would say
I bet everything in my bank account

it could never be me.

Never. I'd laugh at it.
I'd literally sit here and chuckle.

[sniffles]

-What happened?
-[Emma] Yeah.

[softly] Like, how the f*ck
did I get here?

'Cause I was f*cking falling,
and I thought I was flying,

and I wasn't flying at all.

[sniffles]

It's f*cking embarrassing.
It's humiliating.

-You shouldn't be embarrassed. I'm sorry.
-That's what I'm saying.

[Chrishell] Like,
he should be embarrassed.

A lot of times people put that kind of,
you know, judgment on the woman.

f*ck that.

I'm, like, in my most vulnerable state
that I've ever been in my whole life.

That's okay.
It's okay to be vulnerable, though.

-You have feelings too, and they matter.
-[Chrishell] Yeah.

[Emma] They matter, Chelsea.

That feeling, what you just described,
I know intimately,

and I'm just here to tell you,
from somebody that has been there,

I just promise you that...

-there is a whole life...
-[hopeful piano music playing]

...ahead of you and forward

that you're not able to see at this point,

but it is and will be so much better.

Sometimes you can't see the stars
until you're in the dark.

I promise you
there will be a time and a day

on which you will look back
at this moment and be thankful.

And I know
it's hard to hear that right now.

-["Falling" by The Feelings Police plays]
-♪ Holding on but by a thread ♪

[cries, sniffles]

♪ Wishes screaming in our heads ♪

You guys really are my best friends.

[all chuckling]

I don't know how many times
we have to tell each other, but seriously.

[Chrishell] Whatever you guys
figure out for yourselves,

nothing like this will define you.

-You're so much bigger than this.
-A hundred percent.

This will just make you stronger.

Also, we can help you hide bodies.

-I'm just letting you know that.
-Can you?

-[Chrishell] Yes.
-[all chuckling]

How was it when Bre told you?

'Cause, obviously, it's not like
me or Chrishell telling you.

Like, woman-to-woman, like,

-I respect it because I just prefer to...
-[Emma] Yeah.

-No telephone, direct. I get that.
-[Chelsea] Yeah, absolutely.

But I didn't know, did she want a laugh
or was she actually compassionate?

You know? I... I don't know.

-[tense music plays]
-Initially, I was really impressed,

and thought it was a good thing
that she brought it to you personally.

Well, it just seems a little bit
too, like, perfect, unfortunately.

-No.
-You know?

Like, it's very...
It's a very strange situation to be in.

Let's just be realistic. Think about it.

Of all the people in the world...

[quietly] I'm just wondering what...

-We'll talk later.
-Say what you were gonna say.

No, I'm just wondering... Okay, so does...
I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

So did they have a conversation
'cause she knew she had information?

That Amanda knew something?
Or it was a random thing?

Do you know what I mean?
There's a difference.

It would... It would just suck to think
somebody would go out of their way

to bring something just to tear me down.

Like, especially when
I've been working overtime

to right any wrong
she feels like I've done.

If she did,
I don't agree with that behavior.

-[dramatic sting]
-Chrishell, I'm not gonna speak for you,

but I know you well enough to know
you don't agree with that behavior.

If it's the universe serving this
on a platter to you, that's one thing.

If it's Bre serving this on a platter
to you, that's... that's different.

What a f*cking b*tch.

[Chelsea sniffles, breathes deeply]

Call her.

[dramatic music plays]

Call her now.

-[music continues]
-♪ It's all comin' down ♪

♪ It's all comin' down ♪

♪ It's all comin'
It's all coming ♪

♪ It's all comin' down ♪

♪ It's all comin' down ♪

♪ Like an avalanche ♪