08x05 - Once Alanna Time in the West

[bunniefuu]

[intriguing pop music plays]

♪ Get busy with it ♪

♪ Won't wait another minute ♪

♪ I'm all about that business ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get a witness? ♪

♪ I'm hella lit
And I'm gonna make 'em listen ♪

[Chrishell chuckles]

[laughing] I did not just look over
and see you with your little school bus.

[Chrishell laughs]

[Amanza] Just a necessity.

Wait, what's going on with the property
with Mary that you guys have?

We're showing it in 15 minutes.

[Amanza] Beep, beep.

-I have to leave in five minutes.
-[Amanza] Did you show it the other day?

-I was on the phone with her.
-Second showing yesterday.

-We have a first showing...
-With my future husband?

-Who's that? Excuse me?
-Who's your future husband?

I mean, Trevor Noah. [laughing]

You like him, huh?

Are you kidding me?
He's brilliant, he's handsome.

-He's so...
-[Amanza] He's so cute.

-That accent. He's hilarious.
-I'll introduce if he buys.

Well, there you go.
Maybe you should show him some property.

[laughs]

-We would make a really cute couple.
-You would, actually.

[Jason] You'd love that.

-That house is so amazing.
-I love that house.

[upbeat pop music plays]

♪ I wanna show you something ♪

♪ Show you something ♪

[Jason] It's absolutely stunning.
I want that house.

Well, if I marry him,

then I'll just have my friends over
and it's all of ours.

-[chuckles]
-This isn't weird at all.

-This... [laughs]
-Not at all. Not even a smidge.

Yeah. I just ruined that, guys, so...
[chuckles]

-[chuckles]
-Amanza, I like your boots.

Is that for our trip
that we're gonna go on?

-[Amanza] I felt like it was...
-[Alanna] Ooh! Do a little walk.

-[Chrishell] Okay, wait. Yes!
-[Alanna] These boots are perfect.

Let's see your line dance.
You gotta kick it up.

-Yeah. Pioneertown, baby, Pioneertown.
-[Chrishell chuckles]

-Do you wanna stop by the boot store?
-I want real boots if we're gonna do it.

We'll be back.

We're gonna go get
some boots for our trip.

So much work is getting done today.
I love it.

-[Chrishell] Field trip!
-[Alanna] Let's go.

-[Chrishell] Let's go, boot scootin'!
-Yee-haw!

-[pop rock music plays]
-♪ This is what I'm made for ♪

♪ Ready to burn this up ♪

This is so cute.

[Alanna] Oh, the white are so cute.
Show us the dance.

-Ooh, they have pink ones. Aw.
-[Amanza] These are fab.

Look how cute!

Oh, those are cute. With some jean shorts?

Ooh!

The black and white ones.

-Twelve, three, six, three. Boom.
-[Alanna] Yes.

[grunting rhythmically]

[in Southern drawl] I'm excited
as a tick on a hog.

I'm feeling good.

So did you invite everyone to the trip?

I did. I invited everyone.

I thought it would be a nice, kind of,
you know, trip to go on with everyone.

I know, obviously, things haven't been
great in the past, on past trips.

I've... I've heard that.

-Who's she been talking to? I don't know.
-We've never fought.

-Not in the desert.
-I've never had a fight with anyone.

That's not true, but we are a testament
that you can move on and...

[Alanna] You can move on,

but I feel like even after
you and Nicole had that chat,

I think it'd be nice for us
all to go and do a trip together where...

Joshua Tree is very serene.
It's a place to reset and maybe...

Is there ayahuasca involved?

[all chuckling]

-No.
-Sorry.

That's partly how
we got here in the first place.

Oh, sh*t.

[laughing]

Hey, Amanza's the one that said it,
I just thought it.

But we're moving on,
I promise, Nicole. I'm sorry.

I... You know, things get really crazy,

I love going out to the desert
for a reset.

-Okay.
-It could be good for everyone else too.

Well, I feel like it was good,
the reset in the office, to be honest.

I don't wanna push it because sometimes
that's when things go the opposite way.

-Yeah.
-So, like, less is more for me.

-I think so too.
-[Chrishell] We're in a good spot.

So if I can ask, no pushing us.

-No pushing or pressure.
-It'll be like cats.

It's not to put you all back together.
It's for everyone to have their own reset.

-You got a whole desert. Ooh, that's...
-[Chrishell] Yeah.

-You know what they do in the desert?
-What?

-You can hide a body.
-Bury bodies.

[dramatic pop music plays]

[music ends]

["Whole World" by Portals plays]

♪ You've got the whole world ♪

♪ In your hands ♪

♪ You've got the whole world ♪

♪ In your hands
You've got the... ♪

How are you?

-How are you?
-[Chelsea] Wonderful.

I'll take your best Cab. Thanks.

I'm meeting Bre because
she had information she needed to tell me.

And I feel like
we've put all our armor down

and we're working towards
having a really nice, cohesive,

not only professional relationship,
but personal relationship too.

[music continues]

♪ The whole world ♪

♪ In your hands ♪

♪ In your hands ♪

[Chelsea] Hi, babe.

-How's your week been?
-Oh, you know.

-Same old, same old?
-It's been, you know...

Life is life, and it's kicking my a*s.

[bartender] Hi, what can I get for you?

-I might join you in the wine.
-Cab.

What are you drinking?
f*ck, yeah. Cab, please.

[bartender] Perfect.

[Bre] Thank you.

[suspenseful music playing]

Thank you so much.

So I'm just gonna
take a little edge off before.

What's going on?

I wanna start this by saying that

regardless of everything and anything
that's ever happened between us,

that I have no ill will
towards you whatsoever.

And I do respect your marriage
and your kids, first and foremost.

Like, I just want you to know that.

For me, I've been in this position
as well before, prior...

Okay, Bre. Just... Just, please.

The last thing I want
is to not have information.

I don't know how this is supposed to
come out of my mouth right now. Like...

I don't know.

A friend, Amanda, asked to go to lunch.
We haven't hung out in a minute.

And she told me that her friend,
who she's still very close with and sees,

lives at the W Hotel in Hollywood.

And he saw your husband at the W Hotel
in Hollywood with some girl.

-She pulled up receipts. I asked her...
-What did the messages say?

He saw them making out in the lobby,
and he's seen him...

Making out in the lobby?

And that he's seen him, like,
multiple times.

Yeah.

Do you trust this girl?

Yes, I do.

I mean, I can't say
she's, like, my best friend,

that I'm, like, absolutely 1,000%.

So it's like,
I can't really play PI with it,

but I can at least tell you what I heard.

I wanted to come to you
'cause I've been here.

I was married, my husband was doing
the same thing, multiple women.

I know you don't necessarily care for me,

but I wouldn't wish this
on you or anyone ever.

Like, I've... I've seriously been there,
and it's awful.

But, regardless, it was brought up.

She said it, and I feel like
you have the right to know.

[chuckles dryly]

[dramatic music plays]

You know, like, as women,
we always know when there's a disconnect.

Yeah.

We just... We just know
when there's something wrong.

Yeah. You might not know what it is,
but you know something's up, you know?

I've never been here.

I've never even been in a situation
whereby I've had any type of disconnect.

I literally haven't looked
at my spouse's phone in ten years.

This is, like, my husband
of a very long time

and the father of my two kids, you know?

Yeah.

I don't know what I wanna do,
I don't know what my move is, but...

I'm not going to make
any irrational, quick decisions.

Like, take this in,

because, you guys, this may be something
that brings you ten times closer together,

and you guys are happier than ever,
and you go another f*ck' 30, 50 years.

It can just be a realization.
People make mistakes.

-They do. They make mistakes.
-[chuckles dryly]

I know. But they do.

-f*ck around and find out.
-Oh God.

Alright, so club him over the head
and put him in the trunk.

-[laughing]
-[gentle music playing]

I'll hold him down, tape him up.
You go through his phone.

The girls be struggling.
The girls be struggling.

This is... That's...
That's a f*cking ghetto lifestyle.

I know. I don't like it.
That's why I'm like, "Do what you want."

I don't have the energy... Oh! [gasps]

[laughing] Chelsea!

-Oh, there's glass.
-sh*t, sorry.

-We're a whole train wreck. Sorry.
-I was trying to break the ice.

-[Bre] Well, you broke the glass.
-I broke the glass.

Life is hard.

I know. I've been there too. It sucks.

I always say, you know, like,
it's not gonna k*ll you,

you're fine, it's not gonna f*cking...

-Yeah.
-Things are not gonna k*ll me, you know?

I'm fine.

I hate seeing you cry right now.

Oh my God. Chelsea, I hate this.

-So...
-I hate men.

[laughs]

All of them. Even ones that aren't mine.

[both laughing]

[Bre] Oh my God.

[Chelsea] Life has a funny way
of humbling us, to be honest with you,

because...

I gave you so much sh*t.

Like, I genuinely made your life hell
and didn't realize it

because I was thinking
that everything is so perfect,

because it was,
and things can just change.

Look at me right now.

-You know. I know.
-You know?

Just like everyone else.

I know, babe.

Just like everyone else.

We're all human.

We're all the same.

Yeah.

And nobody can predict the future.

-♪ Am I okay? ♪
-[music intensifies]

Sorry.

♪ Am I okay? ♪

[mellow pop music plays]

♪ Pedal to the metal
Only way I run is wild ♪

♪ I ain't got no worries
No, I left them all behind ♪

♪ I break free ♪

♪ No boundaries ♪

♪ Come and keep it real
Livin' in the moment ♪

♪ My worlds all have no ceiling ♪

♪ I break free ♪

♪ I do me ♪

Pioneertown is my home away from home.

I think it'll be a perfect place

to bring all the girls from The O Group
to have a little retreat.

It gets us out of the city

and gives me a little bit
of my country life.

[chuckles]

♪ Feel 'em in my body
Level deep inside my bones ♪

Looks so good.
I'm gonna pretend like I cooked it, right?

-[chef] Of course.
-[laughing] No, I'm kidding. Just kidding.

I even hired the town's local chef

to serve some of the best food
for the weekend.

These girls better saddle up
for a true Pioneertown experience.

Yee-haw!

[music ends]

[coyote howls]

-[Amanza] We are out here alone.
-[Mary] Oh yes, we are.

-This is a cool-looking house.
-[Nicole] I know.

[exciting rock music plays]

All right!

-[Mary] This is so pretty.
-[Nicole] Hi!

-[Amanza] That was a road trip.
-I know. Truly.

-[Nicole] Cool.
-I know.

Alanna's a baller.

-[Alanna] Hello!
-[Mary] Hi!

-This is so cool!
-[Alanna] Hi!

Oh my God,
we figured out why you have a Jeep.

-[laughs]
-We were like, "Are we gonna make it?"

-[Alanna] Now the car makes sense!
-Uh-huh.

[Amanza] How cute are you?

[Alanna] Good to see you!
You guys look amazing!

-You wanna see your rooms?
-[Mary] I wanna see the house.

-[music continues]
-♪ Try to keep up ♪

♪ Try to keep up... ♪

-[Nicole] I like the layout of this house.
-[Amanza] Cute.

-[Nicole] God.
-[Mary] Yeah.

[Alanna] Come on over here.

[Nicole] Ooh, there's a grand piano?

-[music stops]
-[plays melody clumsily]

[chuckles]

[chuckling]

♪ Try to keep up ♪

[Alanna] My favorite room.

-[Nicole] This view is just...
-[Mary] Oh my God.

I would totally want this one
if I could stay.

[laughing]

Look at that view!

[Alanna] So welcome
to Pioneertown, everyone!

-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!

[Amanza] No, she got it.

[Alanna] We have a nice spread
if everyone wants a little snack.

-If you're hungry.
-Yes.

-I'm sure you're hungry from the drive.
-[Nicole] Mary and I are.

-[Mary] I'm starving.
-[Amanza] Me too.

-[Nicole] Looks delicious.
-[Mary] Yeah.

-[Nicole] What's our plan?
-We'll do a little lunch.

-[Nicole] Okay.
-[Alanna] Then I'll take you to the town.

[Mary] I'm spending the night, but...

-[Amanza] You have surgery, don't you?
-First thing in the morning.

I can't walk around
with a ruptured implant,

so my plastic surgeon
has agreed to get me in, like, right away.

So I'm ready for an upgrade.

Hello, new boobs, bye-bye, vintage.

-Everybody's supposed to come, right?
-Uh, everyone is supposed to come.

[Amanza] Bre did mention
she wasn't coming.

[Nicole] Did she tell you?

-Mm-mm.
-[Nicole] Oh, okay.

I know Bre is a little more guarded
than everybody else,

but it obviously is
still a little bit rude

to not tell me that you're not coming.

Things don't always go as planned.

-Alanna?
-[Alanna] Yeah?

-Who are you planning to m*rder tonight?
-We were talking about how many bodies...

-One of us. What did we do to you?
-...are buried out in the desert.

Remember you felt like
you're in the middle of nowhere?

-Survival of the fittest out here, okay?
-[laughing]

If you would've told me before I got here,
I could've told you that I'm gonna lose.

[phone ringing]

Oh, one moment. Hi.

-Hey.
-Hi, how are you?

-Good, how are you?
-Good.

So Chelsea's going through
a really hard time,

and we just wanna be there for her.

It's just one of those things
that we have to put Chelsea first.

-Is she okay?
-It's all good here.

-I just hope that you understand.
-Should we be concerned?

-Because we're really worried.
-[Alanna] Yeah.

-Are the kids okay? Is Jeff? Her family?
-Yes, everything's going to be fine.

Obviously, you'll know, um,
and it will all make sense at some point.

I apologize for being vague.

-I'm not gonna speak for Chelsea.
-Yeah.

And I promise you I would do the same
for anybody else sitting there.

Um, I just have to
really put Chelsea first.

-Of course. Yeah.
-We understand.

Take good care of her.

-Thank you.
-If you need anything, let us know.

Send our love to her.

-Okay, mama. We love you. It hung up.
-All right. Oh.

-[groans]
-That makes me more concerned.

-[Nicole] I know.
-I wanna suggest that we don't speculate.

-Right.
-We don't guess.

-[Alanna] I know.
-She'll tell us when she's ready.

-Yep.
-[Amanza] Let's hope our friend is okay.

[dramatic music plays]

♪ Secrets
Won't tell you my secrets ♪

♪ Hid it from you ♪

-[dramatic electronic music plays]
-♪ Let me show you how I do ♪

♪ Come on, give me something new ♪

♪ Everybody saying, "Ooh!" ♪

[engine revving]

♪ Let me show you how I do ♪

-Hey.
-[Bre] Well, hello there.

-Hello. How are you?
-[Bre] How are you?

-I love the furniture, wow.
-I know. Isn't it stunning? Hey.

I do feel a little bit relieved

that I have finally
broken the news to Chelsea.

I do hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but it had to be said.

So I'm gonna throw myself
into this money pit that I purchased,

and try to get this off of my back.

♪ Let me, let me show you ♪

♪ Let me, let me show you ♪

[Bre] I've asked Jason and Romain
to come and assess the situation

and help me get it on the market.

Well, welcome to my first remodel,
purchase, flip, bad decision.

-Have you put money into it?
-No, I stopped.

As soon as I saw what was going on,
I was like, never mind.

-[Romain chuckles]
-There's a lot of, um, issues.

I moved out of the house
'cause I'm just being a bougie baby,

and I didn't want to deal with the issues.

I felt it'd be easier to deal with them

if I wasn't physically living
in the house.

And I said, "Daddy, new house!"
And I got one.

[laughing]

[gasps] Anyways...

I never thought I'd rather be dealing
with all of the f*ck at my home,

but I'd much rather be there
than in Pioneertown.

What'd you pay for this?

-1.8.
-Okay.

So when I was in here,
the ceiling started cracking.

I started having all these issues.

This whole wall of Legie's playroom,
everything started cracking and splitting.

-[Romain] The roof?
-[Bre] The roof.

So, basically, the people that did
the minor flip before I moved in,

they did everything...

-[Romain] Just super savers.
-...horrible.

They put a roof on top of the old roof.

They didn't take it off,
they just put it on top.

There was foundation damage, water damage.

Mold was coming in.
I was like, "I have a child."

We're talking about water damage, mold.

-I'm out of here.
-[Romain] Yeah.

So I literally found another house
and just moved out.

Uh, and I spoke to an attorney.

They basically said
I need to figure out what the damage is.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Sue the seller for failure to disclose?

-Yep.
-Okay. I wanna talk to the attorney then.

-Okay. Yeah.
-[Jason] Just see what he thinks.

[Bre] They had no permits, anything.

So they did work without permits
and then didn't disclose it?

Yeah, you'll have
a good suit against them.

Alright, well,
let me show you a little bit of the house

before you give me a total idea
of where we stand.

-We may be surprised.
-[chuckles]

-[mellow pop music plays]
-♪ I got you ♪

♪ I got you ♪

-[Bre] They literally threw it together.
-[Jason] Yeah.

-It's clean, but very inexpensively done.
-[Bre] Yes, absolutely.

-That seems silly.
-What's that do?

[Jason] See if it's unslabbed. This part.

[Bre] With how the laminate floors are,
you might stick your foot through.

[all laugh]

You break it, you buy it, Jason.

Yes.

♪ I got you, I got you, I got you ♪

[Bre] So look at just this,
the floors are just, like, breaking.

[Jason] You can peel the floors up.

[Bre] You can peel them up.
Everything in here...

-This is water damage. Making it worse.
-[Jason] That is so weird.

It's almost impossible
for inspectors to identify this.

Well, yeah.

It's the seller's job to be honest

and to tell you anything
that he did without a permit.

-Definitely didn't. Not great. Yeah.
-Yeah. You've got them there.

-Show us more problems.
-[Bre] Upstairs.

Like, did you feel
how that's sticking out?

Oh, yes. You know it can't be
more than seven inches?

-Holy sh*t. That's almost nine.
-[Jason] Yeah, that's so not to code.

-Great.
-Yeah. The others are like seven.

-Total trip hazard.
-Yeah.

Okay. Uh, well, you're standing
where I gave birth.

-Okay.
-[Bre laughs]

[Romain] Oh sh*t. Wait, right here?

-I literally had Legie right here.
-Where you've got the bed?

[laughing] Oh my God.

[mellow music playing]

So it's all here.

[Jason] This is not that crazy.

[Romain] No, it's not as bad as I thought.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I usually value Jason's opinions,

but honestly right now,

I don't know
what the hell he's talking about.

I think this house
actually gives me nightmares

and probably some PTSD.

-So this is...
-I saw that when I was pulling in.

-What is that?
-[Jason] A shitty patch job.

[Romain chuckling] Obviously,
it didn't even work.

-[Bre] Can you translate that?
-No, I didn't hear it.

[both laughing]

[Bre] Okay, okay.

Honestly, though,
you made me think this was a lot worse.

I've seen so much sh*t.

On a one to ten,
ten being, like, a real problem,

this is like a three to me.

-A three?
-A three.

-Yeah.
-Well, it's my ten.

[Jason] No. I don't think
you have to replace the roof.

-You can fix it.
-It's a new roof and flashing.

Patch it, you'll be fine.

Spending 30 grand
is a huge waste of f*ck' money.

-Yeah.
-[Jason] Foundation issues.

Maybe some bolting,
maybe some cr*pple walls.

None of that stuff is that expensive.
A few grand apiece.

But I don't think you have
that big of a problem.

I don't see drainage issues,
which can be really expensive.

Okay, so I bought the house for 1.8.

Now you're saying it's a "three,"
which I don't know if I agree,

but what do you think
I would have to put into it to sell it?

-Ten grand, 15 grand.
-That's it?

-No. You'll have to put more.
-[Jason] That's a different story.

Thirty grand, maybe.

I mean, this is not your problem,
the market's your problem.

You'll lose money.

But not because the house has problems,
you bought it in the height of the market.

-Yeah.
-You bought it in 2021 at one-eight.

And I'm just gonna assume
that you've lost maybe $200,000,

just because the market softened.

-So one-six.
-[Bre] Okay.

So then what do you think...
How long it would take to fix everything?

We need to see, open the wall,
because of water intrusion and everything.

I don't know how much
we'll have to replace.

Can I get some subtitles, please?
I don't know how Mary does this every day.

I can't understand a word
this man is saying.

But just painting and stuff like that?
Couple of days.

Oh.

No, it's not bad at all.
It's just patching and paint.

That's not bad.
I thought I'd spend hundreds of thousands.

No f*ck' way. You could build this house
for hundreds of thousands.

-I think it was built for less. But yeah.
-[Jason] Exactly.

-This'll sell.
-Thank God. Let's get her out of here.

If Romain can fix it up, I can sell it.

-Yeah.
-Perfect.

[upbeat rock music plays]

[screeches]

-[Mary] Ms. Mayor! Yee-haw!
-[Nicole] There she is.

All right, guys. Yee-haw!

[Nicole] Whoo-hoo!

-[Mary] Whoo! Look at you!
-[all laughing]

Pioneertown is where my husband and I
had one of our first dates,

and it's where
we got married two years ago.

It was actually once a movie set.

And the town is very unique,
because most film sets are a ghost town,

but this actually functions
as a real live town.

And it's still running to this day.

["Have Some Fun" by Laurell plays]

♪ This party's on
So we gonna light up the bong ♪

♪ Queen bee at the prom
We feelin' awesome ♪

♪ Hands in the air
Scream, "Yeah, yeah" ♪

♪ Ready for a good time, yeah, yeah ♪

-This is adorable.
-We have our little shop.

-Oh my God, I wanna go shopping.
-Our tenants. Yeah. Let's go shopping.

♪ Let's have some fun ♪

[Alanna and Amanza chuckling]

-[Amanza] Can you roll us up?
-[Alanna] I like it.

-It's nice.
-I'll take it.

[Nicole] Warm too.

♪ Let's make a splash
It's gone in a flash ♪

♪ But these memories last
Until the next life ♪

-[Amanza] Howdy.
-[Alanna] Hello!

-Hi.
-[Amanza] Is that a real lasso?

-Amanza knows how to work that.
-No, I don't.

Oh, sh*t! Okay. Hang on.

-[laughing]
-[Mary] Ready?

[squeals, laughs] Almost!

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo!

-Nice.
-[Alanna] It's actually hard.

[Mary laughing] Yeah.

What is going on here?

-There's...
-[Mary laughs]

-A couple city slickers got lost.
-[Mary and Alanna laugh]

This is a, uh, girls' trip?

-A little girls' trip, showing the area.
-Guys!

-Bachelorette? Getting married?
-Don't give information to a stranger.

-[Mary laughs] Stranger danger.
-She's a little skeptical.

It's her first time in the desert,
so she thinks everyone will m*rder her.

-So don't mind her.
-I'm Zach, by the way.

-Oh, sorry.
-[Alanna] Hi, Zach.

-Amanza.
-Amanza. With a Z?

-Yes.
-Nice to meet you.

-Nicole. Nice to meet you.
-I'm Zach with a Z. Nice to meet you.

-I'm Alanna. Nice to meet you.
-Alanna. Nice to meet you.

-It's so nice to meet you. I'm Mary.
-Are we all taken?

-You guys have to be taken.
-[Alanna, Nicole, Mary] Married.

Married. Married. Married.

Single as a peach. [laughs]

The one brunette is the one single.
A rose against the lilies.

[laughs]

Do I even dare to try to get a number?

I don't know. You look pretty good.
I might tell you.

[women laugh]

I'm flattered because
he looks pretty young,

so that means I've still got it.

-Know what they say about a big buckle?
-No.

Feels like it should be a good saying.

-Yeah.
-It's like a medium-sized buckle.

Size doesn't matter.

-Mm!
-[Alanna] That's...

-I beg to differ. I think it does.
-Too big of a buckle is inconvenient.

-Well, enjoy Pioneertown.
-[women] Thank you.

-[Nicole] Nice to meet you.
-Enjoy your girls' trip.

-Bye, girls.
-[women] Bye.

[women chuckle]

I've dated actors, dated athletes,
I even dated a member of NSYNC.

Maybe I'm in my cowboy era.

[mellow country music plays]

So does she own just this strip?

I don't know.

What encompasses the town,
I guess is my question.

I don't know that either.

Can you own a city?
Can you own a town? Can we own a town?

What if people misbehave in your town?

-I want the answers.
-Can you decide on punishment?

[laughs] If you wanna change something,
can you make the executive decision?

-Democracy versus tyrannical...
-Dictatorship.

-Yeah, dictatorship, there you go.
-I'd probably be a dictator in my town.

-If you don't like it, move. [laughs]
-Dictator, tyrant. Done.

[Mary chuckles]

-Howdy, howdy.
-[Alanna] Hey!

-Howdy!
-Hi, ladies.

Ready to go eat?

-Let's change.
-I am so ready to go warm up and eat.

-Yeah, let's go eat.
-Yes. I'm hungry.

-I'm starving.
-[Nicole] Yee-haw!

[all chuckling]

Happy you guys could make it.

-[anthemic rock music plays]
-♪ Loud ♪

♪ Eleven, and the speakers blowin' out ♪

♪ You might get... ♪

-[Mary] Hello!
-[Alanna] Do you want a little drink?

-Oh boy. [laughs]
-[clanging]

[Alanna] This is my first bell.

-Hopefully one day I'll ring the big bell.
-[Mary] Very soon.

-[music continues]
-♪ Loud ♪

[Nicole] Hey, lady.

-[Mary] Oh, there she is!
-Hi.

All right. Oh God.

One, two, three.
Never squat in your spurs, ladies.

-Never.
-[Alanna] Never squat in your spurs.

-[Amanza] Whoo!
-Whoo!

-I have a little surprise for you.
-[Mary] I am breathing fire.

-Someone I would like you to meet.
-Oh no.

-Is this another date?
-[laughing] This is another date for you.

-I want you to meet my friend, Jonno.
-Hi, ladies. How are we doing tonight?

-Hello.
-Hi.

[Jonno] Alright, I hope you're ready
for your line dance lesson.

-Oh, thank God. Okay.
-[all laughing]

Do any of you have
any previous dance experience?

-I used to be a dancer.
-You used to be a dancer.

Oh, come on now.
You're a model. You're a dancer. Go home!

-I am home, thank you!
-[Mary] I know.

-Alright, ready to go from the top?
-One... One second. I just...

One second. Need to... I need to hydrate.

-[all laughing]
-[amusing country music plays]

You gotta... You gotta get your moves on.
Oh, wait. Oh, good Lord.

[Mary exclaims] Whoo!

-Yes, girl. Okay.
-Okay.

First thing we're going to do,
take the right foot, touch it forward.

We'll switch
and touch the left foot forward.

-Bump the hip. Bump, bump. Yep?
-Oh.

[all laughing]

Is there an alternative to the hip thing?

-Alanna, relax.
-[laughs]

That's it. All right. Heels!

When did this happen?

Five, six, seven, and eight.

Right and left, and left, bump, bump.

Hold, pop, pop, to the left.
Together, and we triple step.

-Cool.
-[music ends]

-Good job, everyone!
-[Alanna] Whoo! Thank you!

[Jonno] You did amazing.
Thanks for having me.

I give myself a D.

-Let's forget that that ever happened.
-It's passing. It's passing.

[coyote howls]

-Oh my God. How did that get there?
-[intriguing country music plays]

Mary's time to shine.

I don't know if I'm any good.

[Nicole] All right, lady. Oh, sh*t.

-[Amanza] You can do it.
-Whoo!

I'm getting nervous now. [laughs]

-You got this.
-Oh God! Oh God, oh God!

-I mean, your form is good.
-[both] Yeah.

We know you know how to ride your husband.

[Amanza laughs]

f*ck the bull.

f*ck the bull.

Mary, Mary!

-Mary!
-Mary!

-f*ck!
-[all] Whoo!

-Oh, sh*t. Why's it so slippery?
-[Amanza exclaims]

[upbeat music playing]

I thought I was much better at riding,
but apparently not.

I am quite rusty.

Definitely surprised myself
at how bad I got.

It's embarrassing.

-[screams] Stop the bull!
-f*ck!

-I can't hang on.
-[Amanza] God.

[Alanna] Mary!

-Oh, sh*t!
-Whoo!

-I need new boobs...
-I have a back issue. I ain't getting on.

I'm so happy, now you have a back issue,
there's finally something you can't do.

[laughing]

-Yes! Nicole, f*ck that bull.
-How am I supposed to in this outfit?

-I can't in this outfit.
-Do it in your panties.

[Nicole] No!

[Mary] Get it, girl.

Let's see if I can get on in this skirt.

-Go like this.
-[Nicole] Hang on.

-[Mary exclaims]
-[Alanna] Turn it on! Turn it on!

This is it.

Oh, sh*t!

[laughing]

I'm just gonna try not to pee my pants.

-[laughing]
-[Nicole] Oh my God!

[Amanza] Yeah! Come on.
That's what we expect, girl.

[screams]

-[Alanna] You're pretty good at this.
-[Nicole] Oh my God!

[Mary] I'm very proud of you.

-Very difficult in this f*cking attire.
-[Mary] k*lled it. Oh my God!

-[Alanna] Guys, let's eat.
-[Mary] The hostess with the most-est.

-You're such a good hostess.
-[Amanza] Thank you.

Hello, ladies.

Wedge salad. Baby potatoes.

We have some braised chicken.
Grilled skirt steak.

Oh yes!

-[Amanza] Lot of food for four girls.
-[Mary] Thank you so much.

-Thank you. This looks delicious.
-[chef] You're welcome.

Have a wonderful evening.
There's dessert is on the other table.

This looks so good.

-Thank you so much.
-[Mary] Amazing. Thank you.

Oh, thank you, Alanna.
You, like, go all out.

Thank you to all of you
for making it out here.

It's so lovely to show you this part of me
and everything out in the desert.

-Thank you. It means a lot.
-[Nicole] Thank you for having us.

I'm glad we experienced it too.

I wish everybody could be here.

I was really looking forward
to having everyone together.

-Yeah.
-It would've been a good opportunity...

-I know.
-...for everyone. It's a good place.

-[Alanna] Yeah.
-And just hang out, have a good time.

Hopefully again, in the future.

An excuse to come back
and call that cowboy.

-[chuckles]
-[Alanna] I'm telling you!

Fall in love. Get married. Buy the town.

I'm telling you.

-You'd have to buy it from her.
-Maybe we should go back.

You're single. Emma's single.
Is there anyone else who's single?

Jason and Brett.

Jason and Brett. Okay...

-Forever.
-So we've got Jason, Brett, Emma.

Emma is single? I never know with her.
If she's single or dating someone.

-I don't know.
-I have no idea.

-I don't know.
-[Amanza] Mm-mm.

[tense music plays]

-I heard she was single.
-[clears throat] Okay.

-Should've got her the cowboy's number.
-[Mary] If she says she's single, she is.

[sighs resignedly]

-[Mary] What?
-[Nicole sighs]

-What? What's happening?
-No, it's... It's nothing.

Something you guys already know,
but don't want me to bring up.

Okay.

-Is it something related to this weekend?
-No.

[Alanna] Everyone that stayed back
and what's going on with them?

It has nothing to do with this weekend.
I heard about it from a source.

I wish I didn't know.

It involves Emma,
and that's all I wanna say.

-[Amanza] Wait, what? No.
-[Mary] What?

-Orange County?
-Yes.

-No. Nope.
-Yeah, I know.

-[Mary] Wait, what?
-I know.

-It's morally upsetting to all of us.
-[Amanza] Don't.

-[Nicole] I'm not saying it.
-Wait, what?

-[Amanza] Stop. Do not.
-Hang on. Hang on.

-No way.
-[Mary] What's happening?

-You just... You know.
-[Amanza] No.

I'm so lost.

-I am also lost. [chuckles]
-[Nicole] I know.

-I know you're lost right now.
-Thanksgiving. Big something that's...

-Now I wish I did know. [laughs]
-[Nicole] Yeah. Sorry.

This is just something the three of us
were unfortunately aware of.

You know too much.

-Yeah.
-I really don't think I know.

-Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
-You do. You do. Trust me.

-[Mary] Really? Okay.
-Yes, you do.

-[Amanza] Just don't.
-Jenn.

[Mary] Oh. Well...

That... Still?

Like, that... that's still going on?

I don't wanna know.

It's just information that, you know,
could really affect families, marriages.

And Emma's reputation.

-Then don't bring me into it!
-We're not!

-I strongly advise against this.
-[Nicole] I wouldn't do anything...

I haven't done anything, I wouldn't.
Because I don't know anything.

That's why we're all being awkward
and weird about it, but I just...

I'm just gonna keep eating.

As a married woman,
that kind of sh*t pisses me off.

Just stop.

If I were the wife...

I'd f*cking k*ll someone. [chuckles]

We do not have to talk about that sh*t.

But my husband also would never
in a million years.

So, you know, it's just...

-Don't talk anymore. Stop.
-I'm not!

-That's why... It's just...
-Stop talking.

You know I'm going to
get m*rder*d for this.

She'd... She would literally
burn me at the stake.

I wouldn't... You're about to
step in a giant pile of sh*t.

[dramatic rock music plays]

♪ Welcome to the dark days ♪

♪ A wicked kind of wind blows our way ♪

♪ Haunted by the mistakes ♪

♪ Say hello to the dark day ♪

[song ends]

[gentle music plays]

Despite the way it looks,
it's really hard.

It's really hard.

Everything else, like my personal life,

like shambles.

I didn't want to take away
from what Alanna had planned.

So I decided not to go to Pioneertown

because I wasn't
in the right frame of mind

to be around anyone other than Chrishell.

I know I'm gonna be okay. Like...

That's the only beauty in all of this,
is I know I'm gonna be just fine.

My first feeling was there's no way
this person would do this in my face.

Have you talked to him at all?

No.

-Sorry, I really don't wanna cry now.
-No, it's okay.

[exhales] God, it's so hard.

[Chrishell] It feels like you're holding
your breath, and I feel like you have to

let it go.

[Chelsea exhales]

There's been tiny, like, disconnections
that I've noticed.

Jeff's so family oriented.

And that's part of the reason
I fell in love with him.

Because the one thing
that I pride myself on,

the one thing
that I love most is, like, being a mom.

But when I hear, like, my husband saying,

"I wish you could spend
more time with the family."

"Do you have to do this?"

And I don't have to work,
and I don't need to work hard,

and I don't need the money,
and I... and I hustle just for fun.

It truly hurts my heart.

The one thing that has really
broken my marriage more than anything

is my choice of career,

that my partner
doesn't support very vocally.

I love to work. I just love it.
I just love what I do so much.

And that was the biggest pain point
in my marriage over the last two years.

It was just too much

for him.

I'm confused.

I'm, like, in my most vulnerable state
I've ever been in my life.

My heart's... shattered.

My heart's not broken.

My heart is...

Broken doesn't even... begin to describe.

[inhales shakily]

I don't want to do this.
I can't do... I can't do this.

["Will I Make it Out?" by Jock York,
Scarlett Winters and Stuart Winters plays]

[exhales]

♪ Run and don't make a sound ♪

♪ I don't wanna be found
Scream and don't let me down ♪

♪ Darling, I'll make it, I'm fine ♪

♪ Breathe and just let it out
Keep my feet on the ground ♪

♪ Dig and they'll put me down
We'll never make it ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪