01x02 - A Is for Alien/Jeanette Enchanted

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

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'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Yeah, yeah,
but just hear me out.

Alvin, I said,
no talking.

Right, right,
but if I might,

I was just trying
to say that

I thought
a painted red wall

with a cheerful
yellow A

would, you know,
give the kids hope.

Alvin, stop talking.

But I was
just going to--

Stop. Talking.

Totally, totally.

But just for example,
did you know

that the color red
[groans]

evokes a feeling of power
and inspiration?

Now, wouldn't that be--

Okay, okay.

Just go. Go!

What?

Please, just go.

I can't stand it
anymore.

Okay, then.
See you tomorrow!

Ha, ha, works every time.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Britt!

Brittany?

[panting]

Yikes!

[yelps]

Simon, there are aliens
in the school basement.

I know what
you're thinking,

but I'm 100 percent
positive.

Uh, what?

Uh-huh. Fascinating.

Did you hear me?

I said,
there's an alien

hiding in
the school basement!

Well, yes I did.

And I also heard you say
last summer

that there was a dinosaur
in the public pool

and that Mr. Nickels
was a robot.

Oh, fine. Mock me!

Please.
It was probably

just someone working
in the basement.

Uh, honestly, where do
you come up with aliens?

Fine. Sit back
if you like.

But there's something
going on down there,

and I'm gonna
find out what it is!

All right, missy,
you wanna tell me

what's going on
in the basement?

[gasps]

You wanna tell me
why you're not in class?

I asked you first.

Look, I saw you
in the hallway.

Then I saw the hand
beneath the doorway,

and the light.

So, I know
there are aliens.

Alvin, go to class.

You can't tell me
what to do.

Ha, ha. Yes, I can.

[clock ticking]

[♪♪♪]

[bell rings]
I'll see you later.

[stuttering]

This can't be right!

Dang-it.

[grunts]

What?

Whoa.

All right,
Mr. Know-it-all,

what do you call this?

A booger?

[gasping]

That's so gross!

No, no. It's alien slime.

And guess where
I found it.

In the school
basement.

Not listening.

[mumbling]

Simon, just
look at it

under your giant
magnifying glass thingy.

You mean, microscope?

Whatever it's called.

Alvin, I'm only
doing this

because I want
to put an end

to all of
this silliness.

Got it?

Fine, fine, just take
a look, will you?

Fine, but this will prove
once and for all that--

Ooh. That's interesting.

Oh, what? What?
Is it alive?

It seems to be some sort
of silicon substance.

Oh, no!
From a spaceship?

Yeah, yeah.

Or a tennis shoe.

So, so, you're saying
it's an alien?

Alien?

Okay now,
that's so far

from what I'm saying,
it's frightening.

I agree.
This alien stuff

is all
pretty frightening.

Oh, brother.

Well, I'm going
to bed now, Alvin.

Please drop this.

It just makes
people worry.

I'm in a happy place.

I'm in
a happy place.

I know the school
is lying to me.

And I'm pretty sure

those aliens have
taken control over Brittany.

Ahem, Alvin, heh.

But, but,
Theodore, even if

there are aliens
in the school basement,

it doesn't mean
they're the bad kind

that eat
people's brains.

They may be
the happy-go-lucky kind that,

you know,
just wanna probe you

for their scientific
experiments. Ha, ha.

What?

Oh, oh, Alvin's
such a kidder.

Oh.

Put it to bed, Alvin.

Simon, are you awake?

[mumbling]

What kind of a question
is that?

But you're awake, right?

Because you
woke me up, yes.

Great. Then come
to school with me.

Absolutely n--

Are you gonna come?

Oh, oh, not in a--

Don't fight it, Simon.

We all know how
this is gonna end.

So let's try it again.

Will you come
to school with me?

Aah!
I hate you!

I know,
I know.

Now, let's do this.

Very intimidating.

[♪♪♪]

And what exactly
do these masks do for us?

Shh. Not now,
Simon.

Put your
game face on.

What's the point?
My game face is hidden.

[♪♪♪]

Aah! What was that?

Oh, yes!
I knew it!

[rattles]

Alvin?

Simon?

Okay. I'm--
I'm just dreaming

that I'm alone
in the room.

Stay calm.

[rattling continues]

Dave! Dave!

This is all starting
to make sense.

They're at the school
to brainwash kids.

That's why class
is so boring!

Shh. Quiet, Alvin.

[man]
Hey!

What are you kids
doing here?

Here's
a better question.

What are you doing
at a school

wearing
high-tech gear, huh?

Ha, ha, yeah.

Our normal custodian
doesn't even have teeth.

You kids have no idea
what you're getting into.

Just drop it,
okay?

[gasps]
Alien!

Huh?

Simon, let's
get out of here!

[man] Hey!
This was not my idea, sir!

[panting]

That was too close!

Theodore, wake up!

You won't believe
what just happened.

Theodore? Uh!

Simon!

Theodore! Theodore?

Oh, no!

Those miserable aliens!

They grabbed him!

How would they even
know where we live?

They read minds, duh!

They knew
I was onto them,

so they've taken
Theodore as a warning.

We-- We've got
to get him back.

Right. But what are
we gonna do?

Okay, all right.
Just calm down.

I never thought
I'd have to

use this stuff,
but here we go.

[device beeps]

Ooh,
Commander Mysterioso.

I didn't even know
that was there.

Yeah, well, there's
a lot you don't know.

Now, gear up.

♪ Ah
There's someone new ♪

♪ New in town ♪

♪ That's been
Creeping around ♪

♪ There's a stranger ♪

♪ In the crowd ♪

♪ That's been
Freaking me out ♪

♪ Freaking me out ♪

♪ Creeping out ♪

♪ You ain't gonna
Come around here ♪

♪ Causing any trouble
No, no ♪

♪ Me and my team
Gonna get mean ♪

♪ We're gonna get you ♪

♪ Gonna get you ♪

♪ Gonna get you
Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you
Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you
Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you
Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you
Oh ♪

♪ Gonna get you ♪

[♪♪♪]

Simon!

You're sure they can't
read our minds?

State-of-the-art
lead helmets.

Ha, ha.
Need I say more?

Yes, because
I have no idea

what you're
talking about.

Ain't nothing
getting through

these bad boys.

Aah, look!

Unh, Theodore's
in the spaceship!

Wait!

Please, read my mind!
Please, read my mind!

I'll do anything
to save my brother!

[gasps]

They've just
entered my brain!

Oh, no!
They're in my brain!

Make them stop!

[mumbling]

MAN:
Cut! That's a wrap.

[bell rings
and chattering]

Oh, well,
didn't see that coming.

So, this is probably
a movie set?

Yeah.

Uh-huh. So, Theodore's
probably at home?

Yeah.

So, we can probably
forget this ever happened?

Uh, what are
you guys doing here?

Uh, we, uh,
wanted to, um...

Check
out the movie.

Oh, uh-huh.

So, why are you
dressed like that?

Oh, why are
we dressed, right.

Well, um,
Simon, you tell her.

Me? Oh, well, um,
well, it's because

we were, uh,
wondering, um,

if they needed extras.

Right.

Extra-- You guys
don't have a chance.

You shouldn't even
be here.

Right, right,
you are so right.

Come on, Alvin,
we shouldn't be here.

[Alvin & Simon]
Uh, so long then.

[both gasping]

These were the troublemakers
I told you about.

[both giggling]

Okay, so, not as bad
as it could be.

You know,
for a detention center,

it's pretty nice
in here, right?

Do not talk to me!

Shh! No talking.

Sorry, sorry,
ma'am, you know,

I've never been
in detention before.

So, I don't know
how this works.

Unlike my brother.

Aah, Simon,
did you see that?

Are you deaf?

She said, no talking.

No, no, Simon.

I'm 1,000 percent positive
about this one.

She's eating alien guts.

[mumbling]

[screams]

[gasps]

[mumbling]

Um, should I call
the nurse?

No, no, he's fine.

Let's give ourselves five
minutes and enjoy the quiet.

[sighs]

♪ Oh
Gonna get you ♪

[♪♪♪]

[Brittany]
Guys, she's coming!

[bell rings]

[whistles blow]

Ha, ha. Aren't you
the almost-birthday girl?

[whistle fizzles]

Guys, can we just
forget about that?

[weak whistle blows]

Forget about it?

Why don't you want
to celebrate your birthday?

Well, ever since
I found out

that the world isn't
as magical as I thought,

birthdays are
just another day.

[Brittany]
Uh, I know Jeanette doesn't want

to celebrate
her birthday,

but that's so selfish.

Britt, we have
to respect her wishes.

[pops]

No, we don't.

Ahh, but what do you get
a girl that wants nothing?

Except being accepted

into a wizard school
that doesn't exist.

[gasps]

Uh, I just had
a genius moment.

I know what we can do
for her.

Alvin, code purple.

Get over here pronto.

Okay,
is everything ready?

We have to pretend

she has magical powers
for one day.

Oh, boy.

I sure hope
this isn't like the time

I sprinkled cayenne pepper
on her

and told her it was
magic flying fairy dust.

[♪♪♪]

What's that?

Uh, it's magical
fairy dust, Jeanette.

For flying.
[gasps]

Really?

[sneezes]

I can fly?

[gasps]

No! Jeanette!

[sneezes]

It's true, she used
to be gullible.

But she's older
and wiser now.

Trust me, she'll know
we're all pretending.

So is the house ready?

Yep. I've rigged
the entire place

with holograms
and invisible wiring.

And I picked out
the perfect stick wand!

Well, my present might be
a little late.

But it's awesome.

[gasps]

You guys, shh.
Here she comes.

[whispering]

[in unison]
Surprise!

Oh, thanks, guys.

Here!
Open this!

Oh, a stick.

It's a magic wand!

Oh, cool.

Go on,
try it out.

Oh, come on guys,

I'm old enough to know
that magic isn't real.

Jeanette,
you're k*lling me.

Give it a shot.

Uh, okay, sure.

Uh...

[unenthused]
Table resting on the floor

Rise a bit
Then rise some more

[♪♪♪]

[gasping]
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

It is magical!
This is so fun!

Open!

[♪♪♪]

On! Off!

Dance with me!

Oh, this is amazing!

Shall we light
the candles

and have some cake?

Wait!

I'll light the candles.

Not to worry,
I already thought of that.

Candles, candles
Light your flame

So I can
Blow you out again

This is the best day
of my life.

Thank you so much,
guys.

[blows]

Oh, thank goodness,
Jeanette's birthday is over.

That was exhausting.

Uh, where is Jeanette?

[Jeanette] Freeze, my friend
Don't move an inch

For I shall tell you
When to flinch

[nervous laughing]

Uh, Jeanette!

The wand only worked
on your birthday, remember?

No!

It's been working
all morning!

And look what
Theodore brought me!

It's a hat
of invisibility.

Look! You can't see
me now, right?

Whoa. Ha,
that's crazy.

Um, Jeanette,
wherever you may be,

would you please
un-freeze Theodore,

so he can come up and talk
to us for a quick second?

What do you think
you're doing?

We all agreed
it was only for one day!

Yeah, but it was
the happiest day of her life.

I just thought
we should

give her
one more day.

We got your SOS.

Does this have anything
to do with

Jeanette pretending
we can't see her?

Uh, well,
yes it does.

Theodore decided to extend
her magic powers.

Plants, enhance

Okay, that's it.

We gotta set her
straight.

Otherwise we'll have to replace
all those dead plants.

Well, Alvin, since you
didn't even bother

to get her a present--

I got her a present.

It's just...
a little late.

Oh, well,
how convenient.

Alvin's present is the least
of our problems!

Uh, well, Theodore
got us into this mess!

[arguing]

Quiet, quiet everyone.

Be...uh, bestest friends
Till day is done

Sorry, Alvin,
my bestest friend.

My fault.

You bet it--

Ha, ha. No, no,
Brittany, it's my fault.

And like that,
she was gone!

Oh, no,
where's Jeanette?

[stifles giggle]

All right, Jeanette,

if you're anywhere
around here,

please show yourself.

Oh, there she is.

Okay, we've got to address
this problem now.

Wait, Simon,
is that the mailman?

I wrote to the Wizard School
last night,

and I'm waiting for
my acceptance letter.

You know, sometimes,
the very best of intentions

turn into something
no one expected.

Like the belief that

you're going
to be accepted into

Wizard School. Now that's
just not gonna--

[♪♪♪]

Oh, I knew it!

I wonder
if I got accepted?

What is that?

My gift.

It's a day late.

Owls are flaky,
apparently.

Guess who's going to
Wizard School?

Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

Uh! I better go practice
my magic!

[All]
No!

But...I'm rusty!

I put a growth spell
on those dead plants,

and...and they're
no better.

Well, I betcha
in about, uh,

an hour, they'll look
much better.

[all whispering]
No, No.

I hope you're right.

Ah, I almost forgot.

Miss Humby could use

a fresh coat of paint
on her house.

I bet that would
cheer her up.

Paint her house
A magic white

Have it new
Before tonight

[all sigh]

And poor Mr. Wheeler.

He's been so depressed
since his dog went missing.

Find the dog
Named Tootsie Bella

Return her
To her loyal fella

Stop!

I mean...you don't want
to wear out your new wand.

Um, Theodore,
why don't

you take
Jeanette to see

that wizard movie
she loves, okay? And then--

You can make
a feast for all of us,

using your magic.

Okay, you two.

Well, goodbye.

Enjoy that show.

[sighs]

Okay, Simon, you gotta
paint the house.

Ellie, you're in charge
of cooking

Jeanette's fine feast,

Alvin, lost dog duty.

And I'll replace
the dead plants.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Look around ♪

♪ Look around and see ♪

♪ Look around
Look around, yeah ♪

♪ How the world ♪

♪ Changes as you speak ♪

♪ How the world
It changes as you speak ♪

♪ And everyone who
Takes a look at you ♪

♪ Can tell ♪

♪ That you have got
The whole wide world ♪

♪ Under your spell ♪

♪ Don't you worry
'Bout it, girl ♪

♪ Don't you
Worry bout it ♪

♪ It's a magical world ♪

♪ Don't you
Worry 'bout it ♪

♪ Wave your wand
And you will see ♪

♪ You cast
A spell upon me ♪

♪ There is magic
Of all kinds ♪

♪ Happening right
Before your eyes ♪

♪ It's a magical world ♪

Did you guys see
Mrs. Humby's house?

And Mr. Wheeler
walking Tootsie Bella!

And the beautiful plants
in our garden!

Ha, ha! Good day!
Let's eat!

I wanted my wand
to make lasagna,

but it made
spaghetti instead.

Okay, I'm sorry, the wand
can only do so much!

It is probably exhausted!

Okay, I wonder what magic
I should try tomorrow.

I can't take it!

There's
no magic wand!

Eleanor made
that dinner,

I found Bella Tootsie--
Tootsie Bella-- Whatever!

Simon painted
the house,

and Brittany replaced
the dead plants!

How much of that
did I say out loud?

Quite a bit.

I-- I need to be alone
right now.

[♪♪♪]

[Jeanette]
I want to say something.

I've always wanted
to perform magic

to make people's wishes
come true.

But I realize that
you all did that for me.

And, well, that makes
my life pretty magical.

So we're good?

We're great.

Okay, cool.

'Cause that owl thing
was a lot of work.

[all arguing]

Quiet, quiet, everyone!

Be bestest friends
Till day is done

Let's go out
for sorbet.

Uh, Jeanette,
you know we didn't

stop fighting because
of the magic, right?

Yeah.
Heh, heh.

I know you guys
don't believe in magic.

But, it seems
pretty real to me.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪