Dog Man (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Come in, Officer Knight and Greg the Dog.

Do you copy?

Oh, hey, Chief.

What?

No, no, no, no. No "Oh, hey."

Radio talk. It's "Roger."

Roger?

I-I thought this was the chief.

This is the chief.

Did you find Petey the Cat?

Not right now, Chief.

We're trying to find Petey the Cat.

-Whoa!
-You crazy kid!

Greg! Come on, little buddy.

Whew.

Whew.

Thanks, Greg, little buddy.

Where are you, Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat?

Suckers.

It's him!

Greg the Dog, hit the siren.

Greg, if something happens to me, take care of my girlfriend Alice, will you?

Mm-hmm.

You know I got you, buddy.

Fam.

Yes!

Officer Knight, it's the chief.

Can you hear me? Answer me!

Typical. Typical!

Officer Knight here.

We're on the roof of the Abandoned Expendable Warehouse.

Whoa! Over and out.

So long, suckers.

Won't have to worry about you anymore.

What's he talking abou...

It's a b*mb!

See? Officer Knight is a tough cop with kung fu skills, but he's got no brains.

And Greg the Dog is smart, but his body is his weakness.

These guys are nothing!

Yeah, but what if they combine their skills?

Well, I'll just make sure that never happens.

These two are not gonna ruin my evil plans to take over the world!

-Um...
-What?!

Can I have tomorrow off?

-It's my mother's birth...
-You're fired!

There's a b*mb up here.

Clear everyone out of the warehouse.

-It's abandoned.
-Then they have to leave.

-There's no one here!
-I don't care.

Get 'em out.

Worst cop ever.

Uh, let's see. Green means go.

Red means not ripe.

Unless it's an apple.

A red apple's ripe.

I guess...

I guess red's usually ripe, um, unless it's a lemon.

A-Are there any red lemons?

Grr...

Green? Green. Got it.

Wait, aren't dogs color-blind?

This is Sarah Hatoff standing outside the Major Hospital in Town in the rain without an umbrella.

That's how serious this is.

What will be the fate of Officer Knight and Greg the Dog?

I'm sorry to say, Mr. Cop, that your head is just no good anymore.

Bummer!

And your body is no good, either, cop doggy.

Oh! I've got an idea.

Oh, tell me, Nurse, what's your idea?

What if we sew the dog's head onto the man's body?

Great idea and stuff.

This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live from the Major Hospital in Town.

This just in: It stopped raining.

And doctors and nurses have successfully saved Officer Knight and Greg the Dog by creating...

...Dog Man!

This is Sarah Hatoff-- again--

reporting on the incredible saga of Dog Man, who has shown himself to be nothing less than a "supa cop."

With me now, the chief of police.

Chief, how has it been having a supa cop like Dog Man on the force?

-Hmm. Well...
-I mean, isn't he great?

-Uh, yes and...
-He's done so much for the citizens of this town, don't you think?

-He's made friends.
-Aw.

He's solved crimes.--

Barked at a mailman.

Plays piano for the old folks.

And even pitched a no-hitter at the charity softball game for kids who got kicked out of class and drew comics instead.

And he did all that in one day.

He's just Dog Man, supa cop.

"Dog Man, supa cop"?

Why is Dog Man on the front page, Sarah, huh?

Why do you never report any of the good stuff that I'm doing, huh, Sarah?

If I'm gonna get on a real network, Chief, I got to report the big stories.

And it's kind of a big story.

Well, guess what, I'm a big story, Sarah.

Wh-What about that time I-I did the thing th-that was big and everybody was talking about it?

You know what I'm talking about.

I'd have to look that up.

Yeah, you got to look it up.

Oh, oh, Flippy.

What about Flippy?

Oh, what about that time I caught Flippy?

That story's literally a dead fish.

A psychokinetic, evil fish.

-That's dead.
-Sarah, please, look.

Just-just give me one little story.

For-for my mother.

Okay. She's dead, too.

She has very good hearing.

You drive me crazy, Sarah Hatoff.

And it's not because I might be secretly in love with you.

-What?
-What? I said, "Get out."

Ugh. Come on, Zuzu.

And no more of this.

Milly! Where is Dog Man anyway?

-I don't know.
-Well, find him.

Get back here, you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, good boy.

That's a good boy.

That's a good boy.

Oh, my gosh. You startled me.

Oh, I'm sorry, but the open house isn't until this afternoon.

I got to get this place a little cleaned up.

The owner left so fast with her new boyfriend.

Oh, and her new dog.

So cute.

I love love stories.

Her old boyfriend...

had a little accident.

Kaboom! She's all like, "I'm not waiting around for some half man, half dog."

Which, you know, I get.

I mean, can you imagine?

Um, uh, well, uh, you-you know.

Hey, are you looking for a house?

Here's a bunch of my listings.

Okay, now, get along, little doggy... man.

Dog Man, whatever you are.

Oh. Oh, you want the ball?

Oh, okay.

Uh, I can do this.

Go get it!

Aw. Tough day?

Yeah, Dog Man, I know how you feel.

Like a lawn chair in a hurricane.

Like a balloon in a porcupine farm.

Like a winning lottery ticket that you forgot to sign and lost somewhere at the market, and then Anthony was all, "Where's that lottery ticket, Milly?"

And you're all, "I'm the one who bought it. Why are you yelling at me?"

"I'm not yelling." And I'm all, "Okay, Captain Foghorn!"

Ah, geez!

Kind of like that, right?

It's tough.

Milly, have you found Dog Man?

-Affirmative, Chief.
-Get him in here now!

We still got to find Petey.

Unbelievable!

Unbelievable!

I tried to get rid of those two ding-dongs, and instead I made a supa cop!

I got to do something to get rid of that Dog Man.

You're going down, Dog Man.

So down.

Oh, Dog Man, Dog Man, Dog...

I got it.

What do dogs hate?

Uh, yeah, we're not doing this.

-You fired me.
-Oh, yeah.

But it doesn't mean you can't answer.

Yeah, it does.

Vacuum cleaners.

Dogs hate vacuum cleaners.

I'll build a huge, high-tech, massively expensive-vacuum cleaner.

-Yeah, okay.

Dogs also hate firecrackers, and they're like five bucks.

Well, who asked you?

Literally, you did.

Like 30 seconds ago.

BT-dubs, you owe me a paycheck.

Evil villains don't write paychecks.

The gold coins you gave me were chocolate.

You get what you deserve!

Oh, please.

Nobody likes that Dog Man anyway.

Dog Man's here.

Dog Man, get in here now!

Aah! Dog Man!

I don't like this.

Stop! Stop licking me!

Hey, stop! Get off me!

Okay, stop.

Look, look, listen up.

Look, you may get a lot of attention around here because you're smart and you do kung fu and you have visible stitches on your neck, but you work for me and you do what I say.

You understand?

The last thing I need is you messing up. You got it?

I mean, I get enough grief from the mayor.

Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat, escaping from jail all the time.

The mayor yelling at me and making me look bad a-again, and I just...

I-I just... I'm-I'm trying!

Dog Man, I'm trying, you know?

Huh?

Hey. No, no, no.

Stop! Will you get out of here?

Go and arrest Petey, and I don't care if it takes a montage.

This is Sarah Hatoff, bringing you the "Dog Man arrests Petey" montage.

Here with my cameraman, Seamus.

Yes, that's right, Sarah.

But Petey isn't just going to wait around to get arrested.

He's going to fight back.

Ha ha!

Petey's first attack: a giant vacuum cleaner.

Oh, my. You don't want a vacuum in the ocean.

Brah, "cerealously"?

Hey, no fair! I can't swim!

I'd say this approach sucks, but that would be some inappropriate language.

Huh?

Hey, you saved me.

I just got to say...

-Rats!
-There go the handcuffs.

And there goes Petey.

Straight to Cat Jail.

Hey, hey, Petey.

Shut it, Big Jim.

Hey, Big Jim.

Sorry I was mean.

Kinda. Hey, let's play.

Okay.

So long, suckers!

Petey escaped again.

Again?

Then Petey tried the Make No Bones 2000.

No!

-Rats!
-There go the handcuffs.

And there goes Petey, straight to Cat...

Hey, hey, Petey.

Shut it, Big Jim.

Check it out.

The warden gave me balloons for my birthday.

Here you go, Mr. Whiskers.

-Respect.
-Here, Petey.

Hey!

So long, suckers!

-Petey escaped again!
-Again?

Now we hit the part where it all speeds up.

Right you are, Sarah.

The Love It or Leash It 2000.

-There go the...
-Straight to...

-Escaped!
-Again?

Then Petey tried the Crate Expectations 2000.

-There go the...
-Straight to...

-Escaped!
-Again?!

The Butt Sniffer 2000.

Aah! Don't show that one.

Well, good job, Dog Man.

Ha ha.

Funny.

Cut it out.

Stop it.

I said, "Stop it."

Oh, all right.

I get it. You want to play.

Go get it!

I got you!

You should see your face.

Oh, Dog Man.

All right, that's it.

Oh. Oh, Mayor.

-Petey escaped again.
-Again?

Again!

Yeah, that's why I said "again" again.

Yet again! I have had it.

Dog Man has got to go!

What?

Listen, Mayor, d-don't you think the problem might be at Cat Jail?

Excuse me? Are you saying my brother is bad

-at running Cat Jail?
-Your brother?

I want Dog Man off the Petey case.

And I want Petey captured.

Capisce?

That's English for "ASAP."

Wait, wait, wait, Mayor.

Dog Man is the champ of catching Petey.

That's not fair.

Oh, that's not fair?

"That's not fair."

Here, call this number.

Life's not fair.

-What?
-Life's not fair.

What?

Dog Man is off the case!

Ew.

Just give him something dumb to do.

Oh, I know. Like your job.

Dog Man.

Oh, no, you don't!

Sorry, Dog Man.

Y-You're off the case.

You're my best cop.

We'll figure it out.

Oh. Mmm.

♪ Hear that lonesome ♪

♪ Whippoorwill ♪

♪ He sounds too blue to fly ♪

♪ The midnight train ♪

♪ Is whining low ♪

♪ I'm so lonesome I could cry ♪

♪ The silence of ♪

♪ A falling star ♪

♪ Lights up a purple sky ♪

♪ And as I wonder ♪

♪ Where you are ♪

♪ I'm so lonesome I could cry. ♪

They'll never find me here.

This place is a mess.

Hello.

Oh, good. You're back.

-Clean this place up.
-Nah.

Luckily, you fired me.

Just forgot my phone charger.

Fine. Fine.

I can get anybody to work for me.

Ha! The only person who could stand working for you is you.

BT-dubs, you still owe me a paycheck.

Oh, I sent you your money.

Puka shells are not money!

Whatever!

"The only person who could stand working for you is you."

Wait.

Wait.

That's it!

I need someone who thinks like me, who acts like me, who has a wretched soul like me.

I need another me.

Air fryer, no. Air fryer, no.

Air fryer, no.

Air fryer, air fryer, air fryer, no.

Air fryer...

Cloning machine.

Yes!

♪ I can buy myself flowers ♪

♪ Write my name in the... ♪

Dog Man, this is the chief.

Dog Man!

Look, I-I know you want to be going after Petey...

...but I got another job for you.

So get down here ASAP!

No! Stop it! Stop it! Okay!

All right. Okay, stop.

Now it's in my mouth.

Why do you always got to lick the...

...inside of my mouth?

Listen up.

Do you remember Flippy, the fish you gave me for my birthday that ate way too many brain dots and got super smart with psychokinetic power and robbed all those pets stores for their plastic fish tank treasure chests because he thought it was real money and ended up freezing to death in a fishbowl high up on the mountain before you got to roll around with him and crush him because you like to roll around with dead fish?

All right, good, 'cause I don't think I can say that again.

Here he is-- Flippy.

Dog Man, stop it.

He's dead, okay?

I thought you got that from my presentation.

Anyways, the geniuses at the Supa Awesome Science Center Ova There want to study his dead brain because of all the mental powers and stuff.

So I want you to guard that fish. Oh, Dog Man!

Dog Man, no! No!

Stop! Stop it! Bad dog!

How are we gonna fix this?

We have rebuilt Flippy with titanium bones and made him into a psychokinetic super mecha but still dead Flippy that we can study for his incredible brain powers.

Here's a video all about it that my daughter made for her fifth-grade filmmaking class.

♪ I'm about to break it down, down, down, yeah ♪

♪ Watch me hit my moves ♪

♪ You can't do it like I do, yeah ♪

♪ I'm about to break it... ♪

Cute.

All right, Dog Man.

Let's see what's next for you.

The Make No Bones 2000, negative.

The Love It or Leash It 2000, strike it through.

The Crate Expectations 2000, ixnay.

The Butt Sniffer 2000...

All right, what do we got?

Huh?

I need a new idea... 2000.

And that concludes my presentation.

Uh, let's see. Any questions?

Um... let's see.

Uh... yes, Sarah.

Sarah Hatoff here from Live Breaking News Live.

Just one question, Doctor: Isn't rebuilding a psychokinetic evil fish dangerous?

Well, I-I suppose Flippy could be extra dangerous now that he is super and mecha.

And psychokinetic.

-And psychokinetic.
-Huh?

But he couldn't come to life unless someone stole him and flew over the Living Spray Factory and dropped him in the smokestack where he might puncture a Living Spray gas tank and be rendered alive.

-What?
-But who would do that?

Me. Brilliant idea.

My next plan to take down Dog Man.

You're on thin ice, Dog Man, so don't mess this up.

Now, sit.

Stay.

You only have one job to do.

Keep your eyes on those monitors.

So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy and waves it around...

...you... you look at the monitors!

And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat...

--...you're not going to look at it.

You...

you look at the monitors!

And if somebody just happens to have an eastern gray squirrel, you...

Aah! No!

Dog Man, just sit here and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job.

Huh?

Dog Man, we heard the alarm.

Ha ha!

Petey.

Brilliant.

Uh, Seamus, are you sure about that?

Oh, jeemus jahonus, Sarah.

How hard can it be?

Okay, that's left.

Ah, here we go.

Don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job.

Dog Man, I just heard Flippy was stolen.

Great. You managed to disappoint me, the mayor and the scientist over at the Supa Awesome Science Center Ova There.

Did you see the perpetrator who stole that fish?

Once I've reprogrammed this fish...

...he'll take care of Dog Man for me.

We just crank up the evil power.

Huh. Evil is maxed out?

Oh.

You're a bad fish, my friend.

Let's get more specific with all that evil.

Destroy Dog Man.

No, no. Wait. Wait, wait.

Destroy all do-gooders.

Yes. Destroy all do-gooders.

Destroy all do-gooders.

Ha ha!

Huh?

My cloning machine!

Oh, jeemus jahonus, Sarah.

How hard can it be?

Pretty funny, Dog Man, but look, we don't have time.

It's Petey.

It-it's Petey. You found Petey.

Good dog.

Get off! Not now!

-Milly!
-Chief?

Who's around to help out?

Everybody's busy, Chief.

It's quiet.

Like a frozen lake in winter.

Like dinnertime on the moon.

Like when Anthony fell asleep on his fishing boat and yells to the dock, "Why did you untie my boat?"

And I'm like, "Me? It's not my fault you can't tie a knot, Captain Stubing."

-And I'm all like...
-Okay, okay.

Help has arrived.

"Step one: Insert DNA into the DNA chute."

"Step two: Press start button."

"Step three: Open door to retrieve your clone."

Yeah.

Uh...

What?

"Step four: Wait 18 years for your clone to reach adulthood"?

What? 18 years? No!

"If you make a mistake, hit the 'undo' button. Sold separately."

Sold separately? No!

Whew.

Papa?

What? Huh?

Papa.

-Who you talking to?
-Papa.

Papa? No, I am not your papa.

You are my clone.

I want my whisker back.

I want my money back!

I want my life back!

Look, Dog Man, the mayor will have a cow if she knows about this, but...

Check this out.

If Petey's got the fish and you're going for the fish and you just might accidentally, on purpose but didn't mean to, but it just went down that way, catch Petey...

You find the fish, you find the cat.

I mean, what's the mayor gonna say? "That's not fair"?

Life's not fair.

Right?

Hey, Dog Man, stop.

Dog Man, stop, stop, stop.

Look, Dog Man, look.

Are you ready?

Good.

Let's do this.

Okay. Listen up.

You're my clone, which means evil runs through your veins.

-Okay.
-You are destined

-to be a villain.
-Ooh.

-Is that fun?
-So much fun.

-Yay!
-Of course, fun surrounded by, you know, miserable suffering, loneliness and, like, zero appreciation.

I mean zero.

Do you even know what I'm saying?

No, but it sounds fun.

I want to be miserable, too.

Good. That's the spirit.

Now, I got to go do something.

-You stay put.
-Why?

-Because you can't come.
-Why?

Because it's serious business and you're not ready yet.

Why?

I said you can't go.

Why?

Fine, but no talking.

Do you have a car seat?

-A what?
-A kid's car seat?

You're a cloned cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug.

They don't make a car seat for that.

Okay, Papa.

Stop calling me Papa.

Okay.

Papa.

-I made you a book.
-What?

Will you just hold on and be quiet?

-I need to go potty.
-Why?

'Cause I need to.

No, not "why." I know why.

Sheesh. Just hold it.

There it is, the Living Spray Factory.

Just a little closer.

Ooh, what do these buttons do?

-Pretty.
-Don't touch any...

Woo-hoo!

You almost got me k*lled...!

Oh, no!

Aah! It's stuck!

Oh, great. Look what you did.

It went down the wrong pipe, and it's stuck.

What is with you?

I'm miserable.

Look, I don't need a kid.

I didn't ask for a kid.

I don't want a kid!

I got my own stuff to do, and it's important.

And when I say, "Don't touch that button," you...

Shh.

Shh, shh!

No, hey. Shh.

Shh!

If you're gonna catch that cat...

you're gonna need my special gear.

Mm-hmm.

All right, come on. Get in.

Ugh.

Come here.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, you put the little part--

this end, right?--

up to your eyes, and then the stuff that's far away will look really big, right?

Yeah, you get it.

All right, kid.

-Get in.
-Why?

Just get in.

We're gonna play a little game.

Ooh. I hope it's "Miserable."

It's called...

the "New Home" game.

This is just for pretend, right?

Of course.

Ooh, a free kitty.

How much does he cost?

Uh, free.

But I only have a dollar.

A dollar?

Can I get change?

Thank you.

-What's your name?
-He doesn't have one.

Yes, I do. I'm Li'l Petey.

I think I'll call you Snowball.

I think I'll call you Poo-Poo Head.

What?

How rude!

Here's your money back.

I got to go potty.

-Again?
-I didn't go last time.

Wait, maybe I did.

-No, I still got to go.
-What is wrong with people?

"How much is the free kitty?"

I don't know. Maybe it's free.

I mean, it says it right on the... box.

Hey. Little cat?

Uh, little dude?

Hmm.

Mm.

Papa?

Papa.

Papa!

Papa?

Papa.

Papa!

Don't worry.

-It'll be okay.
-Hmm?

Good night, little crate.

Don't be afraid.

-Is that your house?
-Mm-hmm.

Wow. It looks bigger on the inside.

-Is this where you sleep?
-Mm.

Can you read me a story?

Yep, solved that problem.

No more little kid.

So now we can get back to destroying Dog Man!

Huh?

"Papa and Me" by Li'l Petey.

All right.

"To Papa. Papa and me are in the air."

"It rained, and Papa and me went into the lab."

"Look at Papa's new invention."

"Papa and me think the same thing."

Ugh.

Aw, Dog Man's got a friend.

Huh?

Dog Man, it's the chief.

Who still has an answering machine?

Look, look. What is going on with Petey, huh?

Get back at me. It's important.

Don't forget what's important.

Janet?

Janet, what's that noise?

Pressure's building in the tanks.

Something's clogging the not-a-smokestack.

What?

Pressure supa high.

Pressure supa high.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Rocco!

Gotcha.

Ugh. "Cerealously"?

Pressure supa high.

What? Huh?

Whew. That was it.

At last!

Huh.

Oh. Right.

Yes!

My 80 Hexotron Droid-Formigon is complete.

Hello.

You're back.

Finally came to your senses.

No, I came to annoy you.

Behold.

What? I don't...

So what?

Dog Man?

What? Dog Man?!

Oh, yeah. You still owe me.

I paid you.

Bottle caps are not money!

My clone with Dog Man?

Oh, change of plans.

I need you to scan this and find the kid who made it.

Well?

Unbelievable.

Well, don't just stand there.

Go. Go, go, go, go get him.

Oh, hi, Papa.

What you doing?

Getting you out of here is what.

How'd you find me?

That's 80HD.

He can find anybody. Come on.

Hey, Papa.

Look at this cute flowers.

-Those are weeds.
-Oh.

Hey, Papa.

Look at the pretty river.

It's polluted.

Oh.

Hey, Papa.

Look at all the twinkly stars.

Hey, you're standing in mud.

Sheesh.

That Dog Man's got you thinking the whole world is just rainbows and unicorns and lollipops.

Ooh, lollipops. Hey.

What about Dog Man?

Oh, don't you worry.

I got a special plan to take care of Dog Man.

The Squirrel sh**ter 2000.

Fun. Dog Man likes to chase squirrels.

Yeah, I'm kind of counting on that.

Time for bed.

This is my room.

And this is yours.

I'm sleeping with you.

-No, you're not.
-Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

-Yes, I am.
-No, you're not!

Yes, I am.

You're not sleeping with me, and that's final.

Yes, I am.

Look, little guy...

I want to give you the support and guidance you need to be mean and rotten-hearted like me.

When I was a kid, my pop didn't do anything for me.

He got a truck, he took all our stuff, and then he left me and my mom all alone.

-He did?
-Yep.

I never saw him again.

How come I made you but you're not like me?

Maybe I am, but you just don't like that part.

Oh, I know.

Let's go find your papa.

Maybe he's changed.

Maybe he's sorry.

Look, I know you think everybody is a good guy deep down inside, but that's just not reality.

The world's a horrible place.

It's mostly misery and selfishness out there.

That's reality.

I'm sleeping with you.

No, you're...

When you find my grampa, bring him back here, okay?

Hey, Dog Man.

-How's it going?
-Ruff!

I'll be right over.

Dog Man, what happened?

Sarah!

Yes. Sarah Hatoff here, reporting live from Dog Man's house.

Have you seen this cat?

He disappeared overnight.

Dog Man, wait! Wait up!

Where, oh, where has this little cat gone?

Where would you find a little kitty?

Oh, of course.

Yarn Yurt.

Mice & Cheese-y? Good idea.

Nothing?

What about The Indifferent Shop?

"Go away or not. I don't care." Hmm.

Chuckie's Things You Chuck?

Laser Pointer Palace?

Cozy Cat Carpet Club?

Kibble McNibble?

Hot Tin Woof? Ears for Fears?

Uh...

We've checked all over town.

We found nothing.

Well, except in the sandbox.

Ew.

So, if you see this cat, please return him to Dog Man.

My clone?

Return him to Dog Man? Ha!

Well, you can't return him to Dog Man if there is no Dog Man.

Doorbell.

Hmm?

Wha... Hey!

You metal...

What-what are you...

Put me down, you nincompoopsicle.

Petey?

I'm not Petey.

I'm Li'l Petey, your grandson.

You got a lot of nose hairs.

What? Well, you got a head like a water buffalo.

Dad?

Huh?

Son?

Is... is all this yours?

Yeah.

Well, don't quit your day job.

Say, what do you got to eat around here, huh?

Where's the food in this dump?

You shouldn't put the dishes up so high.

Why did you bring him here?

I'm sorry, Papa. I just wanted you to have your papa back.

My papa? My pa...

That guy abandoned me.

Do you have any idea what that feels like?

Yes.

And I forgave you.

Where do you keep the air fryer?

Oh, that one hit me.

You think someone stole this thing, flew over the Living Spray Factory and dropped him in the not-a-smokestack, hoping he would come to life?

Like that would ever happen.

Chuck it.

Hey! Two points!

Denied.

Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Dude.

The Living Spray! Run!

Go, go!

Oh!

The Living Spray has brought me back to life.

Now I'm quite ready to use my evil to...

destroy all do-gooders.

Which, for some reason, I'm now compelled to do.

Weird, innit?

Oh.

Woo-hoo!

The entire factory is coming to life.

Come on.

Arise, my beastly building.

Arise!

Yes. Come on.

Gooba gabba.

Come on, get up.

Get up.

Are you with me, building?

Gooba gabba.

What is that?

Is that a yes or...

Gooba gabba.

Okay, then.

Let us...

destroy all do-gooders.

Gooba gabba.

I'm gonna get you once and for all, Dog Man.

You love squirrels so much, fetch this.

Hey, Papa.

Where are you going, Papa?

Oh. I am, uh, gonna go get some milk.

But we have lots of milk.

Yeah, except your milk decided to spill all over the floor.

Let me guess.

You're the smart one...

...and he's the mooch riding on your coattails.

Why don't you mind your own beeswax, Dad?

What are you gonna do? Cry?

Like in the old days?

"Wah, wah, wah"?

You shouldn't say that, Grampa.

What? Why? What do you care?

He's my papa.

I love him.

Love?

Like I feel something.

Love isn't just something you feel, Grampa.

Love is something you do.

All right, all right, all right.

I didn't ask for your life story, Jabber Jaw.

Everybody around here is just a big fussbudget around here.

Everybody's going around being...

Look, I got to do something.

You stay here with 80HD.

But...

Do not leave. Do not follow.

I got to do what I got to do.

Get milk.

Right. Right.

Milk.

I'm a cat.

Milk.

Li'l Petey!

Li'l Petey?

Dog Man, are you okay?

Come on.

We got to keep going.

Look, I know you're sad.

You feel like you've lost a lot.

When I was a kid, I lost someone, too.

My gerbil, Colonel Kurtz.

It was really hard for me.

I missed his sharp, tiny teeth and his sad little beady eyes.

But I learned something really important.

Gerbils can be mean.

And you've got to keep going.

That's right.

We're gonna keep going.

Oh, Dog Man!

Um, I mean keep going.

Oh, wait, seriously, keep going.

Seamus!

Dog Man!

At last, the final showdown.

Oh, do you like chasing squirrels?

Do you? Huh?

Squirrels? Huh?

Okay, here it comes.

Dog Man, no!

For the love of Pete!

Mechanical exploding squirrels?

How evil can one cat be?

Pretty evil.

Buckle up.

Oh...

do-gooders.

Where are you...

do-gooders?

Gooba gabba.

They're up on that giant gyro.

Yo, it's a cheesesteak.

This is Sarah Hatoff downtown, where Dog Man...

Dog Man?

...has successfully caught up

-with Petey the Cat...
-Papa.

...after a wild chase ending in a giant gyro.

It's a cheesesteak.

-Correction: cheesesteak.
-Wha...?

Dog Man may finally have a chance to make the arrest and keep his job.

Oh, really?

Last chance, Dog Man.

What?

"Stuck in cheesesteak"?

Rats.

Rats.

Rats!

Well, it looks like Dog Man has just cornered Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat.

Dog Man!

Li'l Petey.

What are you doing with my papa?

How did you not put that one together, Dog Man, huh?

What you gonna do, arrest me in front of my clone?

Or, uh, like, my child?

Your little buddy?

Incredible twist here downtown.

Li'l Petey is actually Petey's son in a coincidence so obvious it's not really a coincidence.

-What's Dog Man to do?
-Arrest him!

-Arrest him!
-Let him go.

No, wait. Arrest him.

I miss him.

Come on, let me go.

He ditched you for me.

No, I didn't.

Dog Man, I am your friend, really.

You can't be friends with this... this do-gooder.

Do-gooder?

-Wha...?
-Did someone say "do-gooder"?

Flippy?

Flippy! Ha!

My plan worked.

Gooba gabba.

And you brought a friend.

Oh, you're in for it now, Dog Man, because I programmed that fish to destroy do-gooders.

Destroy all do-gooders.

Say bye-bye, Dog Man.

Wh-What?

Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa.

Wait, wait.

Wh-What are you doing?

No, Flippy! Wait.

-Dog Man? Papa?
-Oh, no!

No! No, no, no, no, no. No.

Not Li'l Petey.

Papa!

Hey, no!

Dog Man.

Li'l Petey.

Oh, no! Dog Man!

Gooba gabba.

Dog Man.

Come on.

Dog Man, listen.

We can go after Li'l Petey together.

I programmed Flippy to destroy all do-gooders, and I'm no do-gooder.

You need me.

Look, you can arrest me later.

I promise.

Partners?

Hero dog, evil cat.

-♪ Working together ♪
-How 'bout that?

-♪ All Fur One. ♪
-In color.

What was that?

Gooba gabba.

Oh, great. Now we're supposed to beat a giant building?

What's the toughest, scariest thing we could fight them with?

A mailman?

Seriously?

Wait, I got it.

Come on!

♪ Yeah, yeah, here's a montage that's so fast ♪

♪ We can't really show you what it is ♪

♪ The end. ♪

Put me down!

"Put me down."

I could destroy you right now, but... idea-- brilliant--

you might be a rather effective piece of bait for the other do-gooders.

Let's see if they can find you before the ticking clock runs out, shall we?

What happens then?

Ah.

Uh, well, uh, nothing, if I'm being totally honest.

I just thought we needed a ticking clock.

My bad.

Right, so now we simply wait for a...

Special delivery!

From the Mecha Mailman 2000.

-Wha...?
-Hit it, Dog Man.

Now, hand over that little cat.

Oh.

Okay. No.

Now, my beastly building, arise and attack.

Gooba gabba.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Flippy is on a rampage, and it looks like he's getting a lot of help.

Milly, we have an emergency!

Extra toilet paper in the closet, Chief.

Not that!

But good to know.

Aah! No, no, no.

Yes.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Not the suplex!

Papa, help!

Whoa!

Li'l Petey!

Get away from him, you fish!

He's free.

Run, Li'l Petey, run! Run!

Gooba gabba.

Gooba gabba.

Gooba gabba.

Gooba gab... Meh.

Gooba gabba.

Gooba gabba.

Hey, I can see my house from here.

Gooba gabba.

Large buildings are coming to life and destroying the city.

Everyone...

Everyone needs to clear out.

It is not safe here.

-That means you, Sarah.
-What?

And I'm not just saying that because I'm in love with you.

You just said that on live TV.

Aw.

All right, fine.

I-I'm in love with you, Sarah Hatoff.

I said it.

Now, get out of here.

If you think I'm leaving the biggest story of my life, you're an even bigger idiot than the one I'm in love with.

You just said that on live TV.

-Ugh. Fine.
-Fine.

-Fine.
-Fine!

Fine!

And now, my beautiful army, destroy them.

Gooba gabba.

Gooba gabba. Gooba gabba.

Whoa!

Gooba gabba.

Oh, no.

Whoa!

Grampa, Papa's in trouble.

Oh, I'll get right on that.

80HD, Papa's in trouble.

Cool.

Oopsies.

Yeah! Oh!

Looks bad, Dog Man.

We've only been partners for like six minutes, but it's been real.

I've matured and I respect you, even if I'm only saying that for dramatic impact and I'm actually still evil and rotten inside.

Dog Man?

Dog Man.

Wha...

Not in the mouth.

-Petey, look.
-Hold on, hold on.

I know you need to arrest me for escaping from Cat Jail...

...but there are buildings causing mayhem out there.

They're destroying the city.

Things can't possibly get any worse.

Chief, turns out we actually are out of toilet paper.

We're trapped.

What?

Good dog.

No, stop. Not now. Not now.

Yes. Finish them.

-Everyone, follow Dog Man.
-Me first.

Whoa!

We got a cave-in back here.

Aah! Run!

Climb up. Come on.

Gooba gabba.

Leave my papa alone.

Huh?

Hi, Papa.

No. Li'l Petey, no!

What the... Who's that?

Robo-Cat?

Flippy-ki-yay, Flippy flipper.

-Huh?
-Huh?

Yeah!

Gooba gabba!

Whoa.

-Gooba gabba.
-Go, go, go, go, go!

No! You can't escape me, you sniveling little...

Come here!

Oh, do-gooders.

Li'l Petey!

Dog Man?

Papa.

Flippy is coming this way!

Oh, Robo-Cat.

Come out and play.

Everybody, clear out.

You'll never get away, Robo-Cat.

Come on. Let's go.

I'll hunt you down to my last breath.

What are you waiting for?

I'll never stop till you're dead, Robo-Cat!

You better run, Papa.

It's me he wants.

Robo-Cat.

Oh, Robo-Cat.

Take him, Dog Man.

I'll create a distraction and stall the fish.

Papa, wait.

Li'l Petey, if something happens to me, just try to be evil and stuff and do the wrong thing.

-For me.
-Robo-Cat.

But, Papa, Flippy's gonna destroy you.

I'll be okay, kid.

He's only after do-gooders.

And I'm no do-gooder.

Ah, Robo-Cat. There you are.

Go on, get out.

I want all you losers out of here now.

Let's take cover in here.

Well, if it isn't the mighty Robo-Cat.

Oh. Oh, you're much cuter from a distance.

Can I say that? Do you mind?

'Cause up close, you kind of look old and sad and like you might have unresolved daddy issues.

"Oh, Daddy, did you love me?"

No, he didn't! Oh, well.

Come along now.

Time to die.

Papa.

Well, that's out of our hands.

Nothing we can do about it.

-Good idea.
-Wait, what?

Now, how should I get rid of this guy?

Tar pits? Nah.

Too slow and boring.

expl*sives & Things? No.

Too fast and pedestrian.

Ooh. You, Robo-Cat, are going in that volcano.

Then I'll take care of all your dumb do-gooder friends.

How's that?

You're right, Dog Man. There's always something you can do.

Wait a minute.

I-I'm so confused.

-About what?
-Look.

Dog Man and Petey saved Li'l Petey.

And then Li'l Petey saved Dog Man and Petey.

And then Petey saved Li'l Petey and Dog Man.

Now Dog Man and Li'l Petey are saving Petey.

I got one question: Who's the hero?

All of 'em, Chief. All of 'em.

This is how it's gonna work.

As soon as he reaches 10,000 feet...

...he drops into the volcano.

Brilliant.

What? Oy. Aah! Oh!

What you doing?

What? Uh, well...

I'm very busy destroying this Robo-Cat, actually.

-Why?
-'Cause he's a jerk.

-Why?
-'Cause he's trying to stop me.

-Why? -'Cause I want
to destroy the city.

-Why?
-Because I want to.

-Why?
-Because.

All right? Because I was...

I was mad.

-Why?
-Because.

'Cause...
Because no one likes me, do they?

-Why?
-I don't know.

You tell me.

No one's ever liked me.

Even back when I was in the school.

All the other fish, they used to call me...

Fatty Fish Face.

Imagine that.

Fatty Fish Face!

Maybe, Flippy...

Maybe you just need a friend.

Oh, yeah.

I got something that'll cheer you up.

What's that?

Your manifesto?

I made you a book.

Do you want to read it?

Yeah, okay. Sure.

"Flippy and me flew up to a star."

"They had a swing set, so we swinged on it."

"I fell off, but Flippy saved me."

"Flippy and me went under the sea."

"Then we ate five soups. The end."

Did you like it?

Oh, you poor little thing.

There, there, now.

Oh, no. My powers.

My evil powers--

they're fading.

-Isn't that good?
-Not for Robo-Cat.

N-N-No! Wait! Don't!

Oh, no.

Dog Man. Dog Man?

Whoa!

Good job, 80HD.

Papa!

Li'l Petey!

What?

There they are. Step on it.

This is Sarah Hatoff on the scene as the chief arrests Flippy the Fish.

Oh.

Flippy the Fish, I hereby arrest you for the following things.

Yeah, yeah, no need to list it all.

I'm familiar.

Hey, Chief.

-Smile.
-Oh.

Well done, Dog Man. You did it.

Well, go on, arrest him.

-Dog Man, wh-what are you...
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

The governor saw the whole thing.

Petey's been pardoned for being a do-gooder.

Wait. "Cerealously"?

And I'm not just saying that because it's an election year.

Where are the cameras?

Okay.

Well, Petey, looks like you turned out to be a do-gooder after all.

-Do-gooder?
-Can it, fish!

He's a do-gooder!

All right, stop!

Stop calling me a do-gooder.

I'm not a do-gooder.

I'm not, see?

I'm mean. I'm selfish.

And I... I just want everything for myself.

Which...

which includes Li'l Petey.

Come on, Li'l Petey.

Okay, Papa.

Well, this is goodbye.

Say goodbye.

Goodbye, Dog Man.

Well, hey, how about a celebration, huh?

Let's all go back to the station, completely ignoring the fact that half the city is destroyed.

Come on, boo.

-Hey, that's Grampa.
-Whoa.

What?

Where's he going?

Where'd he get that truck?

Beats me.

Where's all our stuff?

Not again.

He took everything, but he didn't want my comics?

Kid, it's not you.

Some people just won't change.

"Undo"?

Never.

Let's go. We can't stay here.

You were right, Papa.

-About what?
-The world.

It's nothing but mud puddles and pollution and weeds.

Look. Even the weeds are dying.

Hmm.

-Hey, kid.
-What?

Look up.

You want to know something, kid?

What, Papa?

This world has a lot of problems, but it can never be a horrible place.

'Cause you're in it.

Hey, Papa?

So is Dog Man.

Hey, Dog Man.

Look, I know we're archrivals and all, but, uh, I...

I was thinking.

Maybe Li'l Petey could stay with you sometimes?

Ruff, ruff.

Yay!

Oh, yeah. We got you something.

No.

Not the mouth. Get off!

Stop. Get off before I change my mind.

Come on, Papa.

Let's have some fun.

Nah, you guys go ahead.

I'm gonna go back to the lab and start over, I guess.

-But...
-I'll be fine.

Night.

♪ Love is a verb ♪

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

♪ It ain't a thing ♪

♪ It's not something you hold ♪

♪ It's not something you scream ♪

♪ When you show me love ♪

♪ I don't need your words ♪

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

♪ Yeah, love ain't a thing ♪

♪ Love is a verb ♪

Everybody howl!

♪ Love ain't a thing ♪

♪ Love is a verb. ♪

Everybody, look out!

There's one more building on the loose.

Gooba gabba.

Hooray!

-♪ Wow! I feel good ♪
-♪ Uh ♪

♪ Supa fly, supa good ♪

♪ Shoulda, coulda, knew I would ♪

♪ Supa fly, supa fresh ♪

♪ Ask your mama, she's impressed ♪

♪ Supa fire, supa cold ♪

♪ Supa mean, supa nice ♪

♪ Supa clean, yeah, you know we're ♪

-♪ So good, so good ♪
-♪ Yeah, we're always ♪

-♪ So good, baby ♪
-♪ I got you ♪

♪ Wow! I feel good ♪

♪ So locked in that the key gone, hey ♪

♪ In my bag like I'm Frito-Lay ♪

♪ Crispy, golden crème brûlée, rare ♪

♪ Like a T-bone steak ♪

♪ I'm good, mm-hmm ♪

♪ I'm good, I'm good, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ I'm great, I'm great ♪

♪ I'm better than okay ♪

♪ I'm like, ooh ♪

♪ Sometimes it takes two ♪

♪ Never lack at anything we do ♪

♪ That's my crew, I got it ♪

♪ You got it, we got it ♪

-♪ Yeah, you know we're ♪
-♪ So good ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're always ♪
-♪ So good ♪

-♪ So good, baby ♪
-♪ I got you ♪

♪ Wow! I feel good ♪

♪ Supa fly, supa good ♪

♪ Shoulda, coulda, knew I would ♪

♪ Supa fly, supa fresh ♪

♪ Ask your mama, she's impressed ♪

♪ Supa fire, supa cold ♪

♪ Supa mean, supa nice ♪

♪ Supa clean, yeah, you know we're ♪

-♪ So good, so good ♪
-♪ Yeah, we're always ♪

-♪ So good ♪
-♪ I got you ♪

♪ Hey! ♪