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01x19 - Talent Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x19 - Talent Show

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[Kelp reading]

[Scallop] Go, Kelp, go.

Woo-hoo!

I'm loving these moves.

Can't wait to see them
at the talent show.

[scatting]

Yeah.

-Nice.
-Hooray!

Way to go.

It'll sound more tappy on land.

It's really great, Kelp.

I think it's one of your best.

Wow, thanks.

But is it good enough
for the Juni Beach Talent Show?

[Mom] Um, yeah.

It's tails and whales
above good enough.

Your mother is wise.

She knows these things.

What do you think, Scallop?

Uh, I thought you were
gonna sing at the show.

Oh, is that right?

Well, there is a song
I was working on, but...

But what?

I can dance on stage, easy,
but singing?

I don't think I have
what it takes.

What? Are you kidding me?

-I love it when you sing.
-You do?

Of course.

You're a great singer.

And I know these things
because Dad says
I'm a really good...

What did you say that I am?

A critic.

Oh, yeah. A critic.

I'm a really good critic.

I'm with your sis on this one.

You've got a great voice.

I don't know.

You really do.

Can we hear your song?

Please?
Pretty, pretty please?

-Mm-hm.
-Mm.

Okay. Here goes.

♪ I'm so lucky, so lucky
That she looks out for me ♪

Hm!

♪ Somehow we came together
Though we don't look the same ♪

♪ Siblings forever
And I picked out her name ♪

Is that true?

♪ I'm so lucky, so lucky
That she looks out for me ♪

♪ She has a cheeky grin
Speedy fins
Her bubbles are pretty sweet ♪

♪ And if I could pick anyone
In the sea, oh ♪

♪ That's who would be
On my team ♪

♪ I'm so lucky, so lucky
She's my sibling ♪

[Mom and Dad applauding]

Don't mind me. There must be
a lot of plankton in the water.

Wow, our very own song.

-Do you like it?
-Like it?

I love, love, love it.

It's the bestest song
I ever heard.

So, should I sing it
at the show?

At the show.

Over here. Over there.

You should sing it everywhere.

You could wear this
for good luck.

It's my second favorite.

Wow. Thanks, Scallop.

Now I'm ready.

Juni Beach, here we come.

-[Scallop] Yay!
-[cheering]

Whoa.

Whoa.

[Dad] Wow, what a crowd.

Ooh. We're gonna go snag
a good spot beside Mr. Pearly
and Mrs. Polypdopolous.

Show them what you got, kid.

Have fun, sweetie.

I didn't know that everybody
was gonna be here.

It's exciting, isn't it?

[Pixie laughing]

Look. It's Pixie and Juniper.

Come on, Scallop.

Oh...

I can't find my tacos.

-Have you seen my tacos?
-[Pixie laughing]

Hey, you.
Have you seen my tacos?

-Good one, Juni.
-Thanks.

Hey, Scallop,
have you seen my tacos?

[nervous laughter]

[Ollie] Nice balance, Juni.

But those tacos
are gonna get cold.

Do you want fresh ones?

Nah, they're part
of my comedy act.

Oh, cool.

Funny food.

Hey, Kelp.
What are you doing for the show?

He must be doing a new dance.

Right, Kelp?

Well, you'll see.

It's a surprise.

Oh, I can't wait to see it.

We should get you two performers
backstage to get ready.

I'm up first. Let's go.

Kelp, wait.

I have to... show you something.

-Right now?
-Yep, come on.

Oh, okay.

Be there in a minute.

Don't be late.

[snoring]

Uh, Scallop?

Is that what you needed
to show me so badly?

Yeah. Keep watching.
That little dooper
is gonna get wacky.

Well, while we wait,
can I show you some dance moves
I wanna put with our song?

Mm.

I'd love to know what you think
since it is our song.

Just check out this part.

Tappity, tap, tappity, tap, tap

♪ Siblings forever
And I picked out her name ♪

Oh...

What's wrong, Scallop?
Are you not feeling well?

That's not it.

Do you not like my dancing?

No, that's not it either.

Now it's even better.

Well, that's good, right?

No.

I mean, well, yes.

But no.

-Well... thanks?
-[crowd cheering in distance]

I really should
get up to the stage.

It'll be my turn soon.

Wait.
Uh, what about the starfish?

[continues snoring]

I really need to get ready
to perform our song.

[yawning]

Now you wake up?

-[snoring]
-[groans]

[all laughing]

There you are.

Juni is almost done.

Have you seen my tacos?

-[crowd laughing]
-Anybody?

Have you seen my tacos?

[chitters, sighs]

What about you?

You seen my tacos?

[applause]

You're up next, Kelp.

-[crowd chanting]
Kelp. Kelp. Kelp.
-Here I go. Wish me luck.

You can't go.

-I have your clip.
-Huh?

Looks like you need a minute.

We'll go buy you some time.

I know. Tacos for everyone.

-Hey, sis. What's going on?
-[crowd] Kelp. Kelp. Kelp.

Please, don't sing.

But you said
you like it when I sing.

I love it.

But don't sing our song here.

But you said
I should sing our song here,
there, and everywhere.

I know.

I thought I wanted you to.

It's just, when I look at them,

and I think about our song,
oh, my tummy hurts.

Your tummy hurts when you think
of everyone hearing our song?

Hmm.

Because it's ours.

Oh. And if I go up there
and share it with everybody,

then it won't be
just ours anymore?

I hadn't thought of that.

I always wanna share everything.

Especially now
that I'm part unicorn
and part narwhal.

But maybe it's better
to keep this one
just for us, huh?

Thanks, Kelp.

[giggles]

[crowd cheering in distance]

[crowd chanting]
Kelp. Kelp. Kelp.

-Sorry, Kelp,
we ran out of tacos.
-[crowd] Kelp. Kelp. Kelp.

-Come on,
the crowd is going nuts.
-Okay, I'm ready.

But what are you gonna perform?

I'll think of something.

Of course you will.

[gasps]

You got this.

[crowd cheering]

Hi, everybody.

Um...

-So, uh...
-[chomping noises]

Hmm.

You know how much I like tacos.

♪ There's no need
To share all things
But it's nice to share a lot ♪

♪ And when you share
A tasty, crunchy snack ♪

♪ You can do the Taco Trot
You can do the Taco Trot ♪

♪ You can do the Taco Trot ♪

♪ The Taco Trot, I like it
A lot, I like it a lot
it's the taco trot ♪

♪ The taco, taco
Taco, taco, taco trot ♪

[crowd cheering]

Bravo!

Hooray!

Woo-hoo!

♪ The Taco Trot I like it a lot
Tappity-tap-tap-tap ♪

Oh, yeah.

It was so good.

Everyone loved it.

The crowd was wild. I thought
they'd never stop clapping.

Me too.

It's a lot harder to hold
my back hooves up in the air

than it is under water.

Yeah. Silly old air.

I think all of Unicorn Land
is tapping around
with their tacos now.

So, the dance really was great,

but what happened to singing
that song about you and Scallop?

Oh, I changed my mind.

Why? Your song is lovely.

Oh, I love our song.

So do I.

But we don't need
everyone else to love it too.

It's enough that we love it.

We just want it to be ours.

And that's okay.

It sure is, kiddos.

I agree.

Though, I sure
was looking forward
to hearing it again.

Well, how about now?

What do you say, Scallop?
Will you sing it with me?

Sure.

♪ I'm so lucky, so lucky
That she looks out for me ♪

♪ Somehow we came together
Though we don't look the same ♪

♪ Siblings forever
And I picked out her name ♪

-I love my name.
-Me too.

[both] ♪ I'm so lucky
So lucky she's my sibling ♪

[upbeat music playing]