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01x14 - Angries

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x14 - Angries

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

-But you're not gonna get me.
-I'm gonna get you.

[Kelp reading]

You almost got me. Nope.

Pixie, you're it!

Hmm.

Hmm?

Hi, Leroy. Hi, Little Leroy.

That was cool.

But you didn't get me.

Little Leroy can watch with us,
but he has to be
on his best behavior.

[Pixie] I'm coming for you.

-Ooh!
-[Pixie] Kelp, you're it.

[all shouting and laughing]

-[Ollie] Here come my bubbles.
-[giggling]

[laughs]

[groans]

[chuckles]
Here I come, bubbles.

[shouts, then snorts]

Got you, bubble.

Sorry, Juniper,
we're not playing
pop the bubbles,

we're playing rainbow tag.

But I wanna play too.

When you're a bit older
and your spark

is strong enough
to make rainbows, you can.

But the sea unicorn
can't spark rainbows either.

That's true, I can't.

Yeah, but Kelp's spark
is a bit different than ours.

He makes bubbles.

That's true. I do.

Hey, Pixie, Kelp. Leroy wants
to put a spin on things.

Let's play rainbow bubble tag
and swishbee at the same time.

Great idea.

-Nice one, Leroy P. Glittermane.
-[groans]

[gasps, then grumbles]

Juniper! Where is she going?

[sighs] Juniper, why'd you take
our swishbee like that?

I don't know.

Well, can we get it back,
please?
We wanna keep playing.

-[grunts]
-[all gasping]

Juniper Pom Pom Dazzlerump,
why did you just do that?

I don't know.

You don't know?

I don't know.

This is not like Juni.

I've done things and haven't
known why before too.

-Really?
-Yeah.

My little sister Scallop
does it even more.

I'm sorry I lost the swishbee.
I just feel... I feel...

-[both] Feel what?
-I don't know.

I just know
it doesn't feel good.

-[groans]
-Here, let me.

Hmm. Mm-mm.

I don't feel sad.

Mm-mm. I don't feel scared.

No. No. Nope.

No, I'm not hungry.

[grunting]

Yes, I feel angry.

[both] Angry.

This again? Juni, wait.

Juniper, it's okay. Stop.

Juniper, why are you galloping?

[grumbling]

-[croaks]
-[grunts]

Oh. Good. You're stopping.

You are stopping
for reals this time, right?

Pixie said
I can't play rainbow tag
because I can't make a rainbow.

Juni, we didn't mean...

I can make a rainbow.

[grunting]

[both gasping]

Juni, calm down.

Rainbow!

[yells]

[all coughing]

So, I'm guessing
you're still a little angry.

Yes, I'm very angry.

You were all playing rainbow tag
without me!

Angry. Angry. Angry.

And it's okay
to feel how you feel.

But it's not okay to throw
our swishbee off the cliff.

I don't know why I did that.

I think I know.
'Twas the angries,
they do that sometimes.

They make us...

When I get them, they feel like
angry bees buzzing in my belly.

I don't know how to stop them

-from buzzing out.
-That's what happened to me.

You know what stops my angries?
Dancing.

Dancing makes me feel good
and I can't feel angry
when I feel good.

[upbeat music playing]

Whoo!

Yeah.

-Oh, no.
-Angry, angry, angry!

Not sure dancing
is Juni's thing.

It's okay.
Dancing isn't everybody's thing.

We just have to find
Juniper's thing.

I know what we can try.

Oh!

Uh, Ollie, so, what do we do?

[inhales, exhales]

This, this is what we do.

What is this?

[Ollie]
Sitting in my sunny spot.
Breathing.

[breathes deeply]

I'm never angry
in my sunny spot.

[groans] I still feel angry.

Let's try breathing
out your angries.
Okay, everybody. Breathe in.

One, two, three, four,
and breathe out.

One, two, three, four.

So, how do you feel now?

Refreshed, actually.

That was surprisingly nice,
Ollie.

[grumbling]

Angry, angry.
And now I'm even more angry.

Why?

Because now I'm angry
at my angries
for not going away!

The angries are buzzing.

She's gonna...

Here, Juni.
Maybe a hug will help.

[Juniper grunting]

Okay, okay, too tight.

Let go.

Phew.
Why were you squeezing so tight?

It felt good to squeeze.

That's it.
That's Juniper's thing.

What's Juniper's thing?

Squeezing.

Maybe you can squeeze
your angries out.

Okay.

She may be small,
but her squeeze is fierce.

We've got to find her
something else to squeeze.

Too hard.

Huh?

[grunts]

Too bumpily.

[groans]

Too wet.

Okay, so, we need to find
something not wet,
bumpily, or hard.

Okay, so, something more dry,
fuzzy, soft and sistery?

So, something like...

Oh. Like me.

Okay, Juniper,
you can give me a squeezy hug,

if it's gonna make you
feel better and get
all your angries out.

Why don't you want Juniper
to squeeze me?

Oh, yeah, ouch.

I am fierce.
I might squeeze too tight
on accident.

But, Leroy, what can Juniper
squeeze that's as good
as squeezing Pixie?

[both] Huh?

Leroy, are you sure
you wanna give
Little Leroy to Juniper?

No? You don't wanna give
your doll to Juniper?

Oh!

It's not Little Leroy anymore,
it's Little Pixie.

In that case, you're welcome.

Go on.
Give little me a great,
big squeeze.

-You got this, Juni.
-[Ollie] Keep squeezing.

-Squeeze, Juni.
-[Kelp] Come on,
get them all out.

What's wrong?

-Nothing.
-Why'd you stop?

Ah. I think
the angries are gone.

-Yeah! Good job.
-Woo-hoo!

Thanks, Leroy.
You can have her back now.

I can keep Little Pixie?

Thank you, Leroy.

I'm sorry my angries
messed up your game

and that I threw
your swishbee off the cliff.

I wanna do something.
Wait here, I'll be right back.

[both] Huh?

I want you to have my swishbee.

Hey, Juniper,
where are you going?

To watch. Over there.
I can't play yet, remember?

You know,
sometimes when we play,
we need a decider.

A decider?

-Wait.
-Pixie, you're it!

Nice try, Ollie,
but I don't think so.

I think we're going to have
to ask the decider.

Juni?

[whispering]
What do you think? Okay.

-[in normal voice] Pixie's it.
-Juni!
Where's the sisterly love?

Sorry. Just doing my job.

Okay, you're the decider.

[all laughing]

[upbeat music playing]