01x24 - Nano A Nano/The Unnatural History of Dr. Medusasaurus PH.D.

[bunniefuu]

♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about?

♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal

♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent?

♪ Who's still standing
When you see
The dust settle?

♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪

Children, we're so lucky
to have a tour today
of a real live robot factory.

Let's thank
our host, Dr. Ben.

Thank you, kids.

Robots make an incredible
contribution to our lives.

from automatically
cleaning your floors

to slowly taking away
your parents' jobs.

Whoa! Excuse me,
I gotta go deal with this.

Everything's fine.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Okay!

All right, kids.
DR. BEN:
Nothing to see here!

Stick to your buddy
and follow me.

Thanks for being
my buddy, Gretel.

I try to
be friendly,

but no one wants
to be near me,

'cause I'm
so clumsy.

Oh, stop it!
You're not clumsy.

I don't think so,

but everyone...
Uh-oh.

Haha! Nice one.
Clumsy Kelly.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hey, stop making
fun of her.

It's not easy having
a cast on your arm.

Ooh! Gregarious Gretel.

That just means friendly.

Yeah, but it
sounds bad.

(CHANTING MOCKINGLY)
Gregarious Gretel!
Gregarious Gretel!

(ALL GASP)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

How can you
stay so calm?

(CHUCKLES)
You just got to not
take it personally.

Remember,
bullies are just people
who feel small inside.

(GRUNTS)
Down, NG97!
Down, boy!

Now, kids, we're about to
learn about nanobots,

which are robots
that are extremely tiny.

Like Clumsy Kelly's
hand-eye coordination.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Stop it!
Don't let them get
under your skin.

I can't help it!

(SIREN BLARING)

(VACUUM CLEANERS WHIRRING)

Wow, Kelly!
What a crescendo
of clumsiness.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Your bullies have
excellent vocabulary.

He's in our
after-school program.

(MARCHING BAND MUSIC)

Drop and give me
five synonyms for late!

Sir, yes, sir!

t*rd. Delayed. Belated.
Overdue. Unpunctual.

Let's go see the robot
that will replace teachers.

Oh, dear.

Hah! You seem to be
missing a nanobot.

Eh, what's one little
nanobot going to do
all by its lonesome?

Unless, of course,
it learns to
replicate itself.

Well, what are
the odds of that?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

It wasn't
that funny, Marcus.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Kelly. I like the way
you tricked out your cast.

I didn't do anything.

When we came back
from the field trip,

it was just like this.

Hmm.
That's kind of weird.

Hey, Clumsy Kelly
turned into Cyborg Kelly.

Stop picking on her!
It's not her fault.

What are you going
to do about it?

Be gregarious?

ALL: Gregarious Gretel!

Gregarious...
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Okay, kids, today we're
going to play basketball.

A sport I've given you
no training in. Go!

Hey, Cyber Dork.
Think fast.

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh-oh!

Agh!

(ALL CHEERING)

You are really cool!

Cool Kelly!
BOY: Cool Kelly!

That's the first three-pointer
I've ever done with my face.

Aw, so you're so cool. Kel.

It's almost like my arm
did that by itself.

But that's normal, right?

Yeah.
Totally normal.

I got your message.
What's the emergency?

Remember how we
decided to keep
all the leftover gadgets

from the villains
we've defeated,

and I was the only one
with an empty closet?

Yeah.
Well,

I no longer have
an empty closet.

We've got to purge
some of this stuff.

Yeah. I mean, I'm great
at getting rid of stuff.

Oh my goodness!
This is the
Nightmarionette's staff.

We can't
get rid of that.

Oh, and this is
the mind control whistle.

We have to keep that.
(INHALES)

Kevin, you're not helping.

We have to let go of this junk
and not be so precious
about it.

Okay, okay. Well, we can
definitely get rid of this.

That's from Tchotchke Jones.

He was the first bad guy
I captured by myself.

Okay, Well, we can
definitely throw away...

That's his bottle cap collection.

(LAUGHING)

Ooh!
Do me!
Do me!

Okay. That's enough.
(LAUGHS) I'm getting tired.

Oh, come on, Cool Kelly.
Don't be Killjoy Kelly.

I said I'm tired!

(GASPS)

That's okay.
We can do it
another time.

And, yes,
I like unicorns.

They represent
innocent carny magic

and freedom.
(CRYING)

Sorry, sorry.
I didn't mean
to do that.

Kelly, what are
you doing?

It's not me.
It's like my arm has
a mind of its own.

But... Haha!
At least everyone's
afraid of me for once.

So now you want
to be the bully?

Well, it sure beats
being called
Clumsy Kelly.

Whoa!
(SCREAMS)

That's kind of weird,
don't you think?

Well, I guess so.

(EXCLAIMS)

Ah! Okay. Now,
it is definitely weird.

Okay, we've all agreed
this is what we're
going to keep.

Well, I know we've all
had to make our decisions.

But...
Wait a second.

What is the Spicemasters
deadly salt shaker doing
in the discard pile?

I distinctly remember
asking for that.

Come on, Hamster.
Where are you going
to keep that?

Oh. You mean
because I'm a hamster?

I didn't say that.
You implied it.

I could see it
in your eyes.

It's bigger than
your cage, dude!

Give that back!

Let go of it.
You let go of it.

You're gonna break it.

Why can't I have
nice stuff?

(ALL SCREAMING)

Kelly! Wait!

She's out of control.

Stop it, Kelly.

ROBOT VOICE:
Kelly's not here
right now.

I'm Simon.
Simon?

Simon says,
fly backwards
and hit that wall!

What? Why would I
fly backwards and...

Okay, I get it.

Hamster?
What's the rule?

No using heat vision
against family,
especially Kevin,

because he has no powers
with which to defend himself.

These gadgets are
tearing us apart.

What are we
gonna do?

Luckily,
during your rampage,
I uncovered this.

The shrink ray from
when we were stuck
in the bottle!

Now, we can
keep everything.

I had it set for enlarge,
not shrink.

(RAY ZAPS)

Behold. Villain gadgets
under glass.

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

Hello?
Oh, hey, Gretel.

Sentient robot arm.

Okay, sure.
(BEEP)

We've got
a situation!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(TRUCK HORN BLARING)

KEVIN: What is that,
like, some sort of
scanning device?

No, I'm watching
a critically-acclaimed
miniseries.

But I can do
two things at once.

So Kelly's robot arm
is powered by some
sort of nanotechnology.

Of course, Kelly
knocked over a jar of
nanobots on our field trip.

FRED: Simon must be
the head nanobot.

Hamster and I can handle
some tiny nanobots.

Come on, Hamster.

Wait, no!
You might hurt Kelly.

Kevin's right.
There's only
one way to fix this.

Let's do it.
Small me.

You got it.

It's time to fight
Simon nano-a-nano.

Hamster. You keep
the arm distracted

while Gretel takes out
the little guy.

All right,
Hamster. Now!

You leave my friend
Kelly alone.

NANOBOT: I see
you've managed to
miniaturize yourself.

Very clever.

Show yourself, Simon.

SIMON: Gladly.

These are my nanobots.

They do everything I say.

And Simon says, attack!

(HIGH-PITCHED WHINE)

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Who's the bot
with the brains,
in his motherboard

♪ Who will undertake
To be an overlord?

♪ Who will take arm
When your lend a hand?

♪ Try not to be alarmed
It's all a part of the plan

♪ The action's back
The odds are stacked

♪ He's not messing around

♪ He will build himself up

♪ By tearing you down

♪ The action's back
The odds are stacked

♪ He's not messing around

♪ He will build himself up

♪ By tearing you down

♪ Simon says, it is time
to take on the world

♪ Simon says,
He can't be bothered
with the supergirl

♪ Simon says, take her out
Simon says, blast away

♪ Touch your nose
Ha, you're out!

♪ 'Cause Simon
Didn't say that

♪ Simon didn't say that

♪ Simon didn't say that

Gretel says, nanopunch!

SIMON: Only Simon
gets to say "says."

And Simon says,
you'll never defeat me,

Grouty Gretel.

(ALL CHANTING)
Grouty Gretel!

Oh my gosh, I get it!
You're just a bully.

Of course,
I'm a bully.

Everybody fears them.

Simon, are you
doing all of this
because you feel small?

NANOBOT: Duh!
I'm a nanobot.

I mean, do you
feel small inside?

SIMON: No.
You're small!

Stop making me
feel things!

(GRETEL GRUNTS)

Hurting other people
doesn't make you
a bigger person.

It's never gonna
fill up that void.

SIMON: Sure, it is.

The only thing
that'll make you happy

is doing something
you love.

Is there something
you really love, Simon?

SIMON: Well,
there is one thing
I've always wanted to do,

but it's too foolish.
I could never do it.

Simon says...

I don't care
what Simon says.

What does Simon feel?

SIMON: Simon feels...
Simon feels...

(WHOOSHING)

Okay. That was
pretty messed up.

You've had
a pretty crazy week.
You doing okay?

Yeah. At first,
I liked being
so powerful,

but after a while,
I didn't like
who I was anymore.

And then,
I wasn't even me.

I was some guy
named Simon for a bit.

(CHUCKLES) What was
that all about?

He was just a nanobot
that felt small,

but I think
he found something
that makes him happy.

Hello, folks.

Today we're going to be
painting some happy clouds.

We all feel
blue sometimes.

But if you put
some blue on a canvas,

you have a nice,
happy sky.

And you can
add a little pink
in there if you want.

Whatever fills you up.

Ah, that's nice.

Finally, something to
make me less incorrigible,

intractable
and recalcitrant.