02x10 - Vacation

[bunniefuu]

♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪

♪ You'd better check
under the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause that is where
you'll find me ♪

♪ Underneath the sealab ♪

♪ Underneath the water ♪

♪ Sealab ♪

♪ At the bottom of the sea ♪

Come on, quinn.
Why do you have to...

Sir, please.

I am going
on this vacation.

Aw, you...

And honestly, you need
to learn how to do this.

Aw, but I can't
remember

All this
technical stuff.

Well, technically,
it's not all that technical,

Because all you do
is press that button.

Ok, jeez.

Hello. I am a hologram
of captain murphy.

Aah! Doppelganger!

Sir, please.

He's not a doppelganger.

He's a hologram.

Uh... Hey, what's he eat?
I want to feed him.

He doesn't eat anything.

I want to feed him.

Any questions,
ask the hologram.

His databanks
are linked to every...

Hollow gram,
where are my keys?

It doesn't know
where your keys are.

Ah, he knows,
all right.

Systems check interfacing
atmospheric control panels.

Hey, see if my keys
are in there.

Ok, you two have fun.

Wait. Hollow gram,
turn on intercom.

Intercom channel
is open, captain.

See? That simple.
See you in two weeks.

Attention, deep diver.

This is your captain speaking.

All surface trips are canceled
until further notice.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Quinn got snaked.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha
ooh hoo hoo!

Nah, nah, nah,
you ain't doin' this.

I need you here
in case hollow gram

Gets sucked back
into the spirit world.

I got plane tickets,
a hotel.

Look,
what's done is done.

There's no reasoning
with me.

Nah.
Hello.

Ha ha! All right.

I'm going on vacation!

You hear me? As of right now,
I am on vacation.

Wear your sunblock.

Here, catch.

[Clattering]

Hey,
let's go camping.

[Caribbean music playing]

Ahh, I need some liquor.

Come on, pallie,

Get in on this
s'mores action.

I'm a big fat hologram,
mmm. Come on.

Hey, you're on vacation.
Live a little, will you?

Accessing fire
suppression system.

Hey, you wanna
hear a ghost story?

There's this guy, see?
Uh... This crazy guy.

And he's got
chain-saw hands.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
he's a bear.

That's important
for later on, see.

So he's a chain-saw
bear, and...

[Thunder]

Aw, man! Ok, it's
not letting up.

Better get
to the high ground.

Fire suppression
successful.

Look alive, pallie.

This crap ain't gonna
load itself.

Quinn, you in there, buddy?

I got tamales,
piping hot and delicious.

Quinn? Quinn? Quinn?

Hey, have you seen
quinn?

I heard about murphy
snaking his vacation.

You brought
a covered dish, too?

Yeah, lasagna.

Thought it might
cheer him up.

I made my special tamales.

My secret is I simmer
a cinnamon stick

In with the ground beef.

I didn't know
you cooked.

Well, you know, growing up,

I kind of had to look after
my little sisters.

Our mom, you... You know, died.

Oh, my god.

Passed away.
That is so sad.

No. You know, inner
strength. Inner strength.

Wow.

Inner strength!

My, uh, my folks
got divorced

When I was
in high school.

Not really
the same thing, is it?

Well, no, I guess not.

Anyway, we probably can
just leave these by the door.

Quinn's gonna be busy
with that hooker for a while.

What? A hooker?!

[Funk music playing]

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

[Squeaking]

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Over.

Roger, uh-oh.

Copy, uh-oh.

Chopper dave,
we have uh-oh, over.

Uh-ohhhhhhh.

Attention on deck:
uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

[Telephone ringing]

[Music stops]

[Speaking russian]

[Funk music playing]

[Satellite beeping
in rhythm]

[Screeching]

Du-boh, du-boh, du-boh.

Uh-oh.

[Music stops]

I can't believe
he's with a hooker.

No, no, he's watching
t.j. Hooker.

I thought you said
he was with a hooker.

He's watching t.j. Hooker
on television.

[Both laughing]

With a prost*tute.
What?!

[Funk music playing]

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

[Roar]

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

[Squeaking]

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Over.

Repeat last
transmission, over.

Uh-oh, over.

Say again, say again.
Is that an uh-oh? Over.

I say again,
we have uh-oh, over.

Copy uh-oh.

Chopper dave, we have
uh-oh, over.

Chopper dave, we have uh-oh.
This is not a drill. Over.

Chopper dave, come in. Over.

Chopper dave, chopper dave,
chopper dave.

Base, I'm not, uh...

No response from chopper dave.
Over. Please advise.

Uh-ohhhhh!

Attention on deck:
uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh.

[Telephone ringing]

[Music stops]

[Speaking russian]

[Funk music playing]

[Satellite beeping
in rhythm]

[Screeching]

[Music changes
to classical]

[Music changes
back to funk]

Du-boh, du-boh.

No, leave it in.
Leave it in there.

Leave it in my butt.

[Music stops]

Quinn,
open this frigging...

Open this door right
this frigging second!

[Funk music playing]

Uh-oh.

[Roar]

[Crash]

Tamales?

[Siren]

[Bear growling]

[Siren]

Have you seen quinn?

[Siren]

[Music stops]

Not again.

[Funk music playing]

[Monkey screeching]

[Siren]

[Cheering and applause]

[Roaring]

Bebop cola.
Go grizzly or go home.

Quinn! I know you've got
a hooker in there.

Open this damn door!

Quinn! Quinn!

Yo! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

Woman, what is
wrong with you?

Who in the hell do
you think you are,

In there with a hooker?

What are you
talking about?

I'm right here.
No hooker.

Well, marco said...

Quinn, I made you
tamales!

Mama marquez's
famous tamales?

With just a pinch
of cinnamon.

Wait a damn minute.
Cinnamon.

Why did you tell me

He was in there
with a hooker?

Well, that's what I do
when I'm on vacation.

And who the [bleep]
painted my door?

[Funk music playing]

Uh-oh.

All: shut up!

[Music stops]

Hey, quinn,
how's the vacation?

The house in malibu,
the cars,

The diamond phone...

You gotta sell it all,
baby. You're broke.

Broke? How could
I be broke?

I have $6 million
in the bank.

Yeah.

Remember
how you bought

The $6 million man?

Hell, yeah!

Oh.

And then he ran away.

Nobody's catching him

Cinnamon! Cinnamon!