01x13 - Sight for Dinosaur Eyes/Along for the Slide

[bunniefuu]

- [school bell ringing]
- [Hailey] Hello? Yoo-hoo!

[Scott] Hey! Hey!

Wow, he's really out.

I've got an idea. Ahem.

Whoa, Scott, I think you're even
more yoked than Beta now.

Not even in his dreams.

And what part
of "do not disturb"

do you not understand?

Sorry, but we need a fun
list item for the weekend.

Otherwise, Mom's gonna make
me power-wash the driveway.

I don't know what that is,
and I don't want to know.

[yawns]

"Climb Mount Oceanside" is fun?

Didn't I write "paint a plate"
in there somewhere?

Your definition of "fun"
needs work.

And don't question
my calculations.

There's always a reason.

Even if I don't know what it is.

Hey, Becker's planning to climb
Mount Oceanside tomorrow

to ride the abandoned
alpine slide,

and she was bragging she knows
the quickest way to the top.

You think there's
any connection there?

It's not even worth
insulting you anymore.

Scott, that's perfect!

We'll climb Mount Oceanside
with Becker.

[Beta] You are a buffoon!

Okay, it was worth it.

[jackhammer pounding]

Well, well, Becker Denoga.

We meet again.

Don't even try it, Kennedy.

You can't write me up just
for trying to expand my locker.

According to Section 3,

subsection J
of the school rule book,

"The use of equipment
such as drills, sanders,

and air compressors are
prohibited on school grounds."

Not one mention
of jackhammers.

Valiant effort, Denoga.

But the words "such as"

allow me the discretion
to do this.

Ugh!

Hey, Beckonater.
Bend it like Becker.

Becker with the good hair.

So I heard you're planning
to conquer

Mount Oceanside tomorrow.

Mind if I tag along?

Uh, I don't know.

Please!
Afterwards we can get ice cream.

I've got a two-for-one coupon.

I mean, who doesn't like
ice cream, right?

Yeah, I guess
ice cream's all right.

Great. See you later, Becker.

- Ugh!
- Why the face, dude?

Didn't you once tell me you were
planning to kiss Hailey Banks?

That's old news, Chainsaw.

She gives off stage 5
clinger vibes.

[rock music playing]

Tarantula wrestling!

Enjoy, world.

Hailey starting the likes.

Whoa, Hailey.
Tone it down, girl.

[giggling]

Hey, why are you guys
on my phone?

Did you order flowers?

[doorbell rings]

Jeez, Hailey.
Buy me dinner first.

Dinner delivery
for Becker Denoga.

Ugh, now she wants to spend
the weekend with me

and take me
on an ice-cream date?

Sorry, but the only date
I'm looking forward to

is one with a dangerous
alpine slide.

Yeah, totally.
Hey, where are the tarantulas?

Don't know. Bloodfang?
Buttercup?

- [shrieks]
- Oh, there's Buttercup.

- [screaming]
- And there's Bloodfang.

[hawk screams]

[Hailey] That's the gear
you chose for an all-day hike?

I got all the essentials.

Loose pocket snacks,
a boom box for tunes,

and my chucking puck,
you know, for chucking at stuff.

[Kennedy] Becker Denoga?

[Becker, gasping] It can't be.

Kennedy? What are you
doing here?

I'm a volunteer helper
to the junior assistant

of the assistant park ranger.

Kind of a big deal.

What are you doing here?

Oh, she's here
for the abandoned--

- Ow!
- We're just going hiking, okay?

I've never seen anyone
less prepared for a hike.

I better tag along.

I could navigate this trail
with my eyes closed.

How about you navigate yourself
right into a lake?

- Wow, Kennedy,
that's so generous.
- That's gonna be a hard pass.

[chuckles]

What are you doing?
We need her.

Trust me, Haybail,

Kennedy's a notorious snitch

who busts me
for the littlest things:

starting food fights,
mega-gluing teachers to chairs,

organizing an underground
tarantula smackdown.

She ruins the whole point
of school.

And now she's clearly here
to foil my alpine slide plans.

Well, it would be nice
to have an expert with us,

in case something goes wrong.

Expert? Kennedy probably
got that getup

at a costume shop.

Anyway, nothing's
gonna go wrong.

- [Scott] Ah! Something's wrong!
- [both gasp]

- What happened?
- It bit me!

A frog bit me!

Can frogs do that?

Looks like a grade-3 wound here.

Everyone remain calm!

Our amphibious friends
mean no harm.

Remain calm? A frog bit me!

How will I eat?
How will I sleep?

What if I never walk again?

Scott, you're gonna be okay.

I mean, isn't this kind of like
what happened

to your favorite superhero,
Frog Dude?

Wait, maybe I am like Frog Dude.

Except he fell in a pond
of toxic sludge

and his DNA fused with a frog.

But I am starting to feel
a bit amphlibli...

A bit amphiblibli...

A bit froggy myself.

Yeah, Kennedy, we're definitely
gonna need your help.

- My pleasure.
- Ugh!

[all panting]

Just gonna leave this here
for the trees.

That fly is looking super tasty.

[sighs] I can tell this hike
isn't exactly what you planned,

so why don't we play a fun trail
game to pass the time?

Name That Bird: Expert Edition
is always a hoot.

Heh-heh. Get it?

Your definition of fun
needs work.

Not the first time
I've heard that.

But come on,
we're out here together.

Perfect time for a little
one-on-one bonding.

Maybe we'll even see the sunset.

Oh, hey, look at that...

- tool belt.
- Thanks.

This belt consists of every item

one could possibly need
on a hike.

Except for the will to succeed.

I keep that in here.

- Oh, brother.
- Yeah?

[Kennedy] Emergency flare,
campfire starter,

bear spray, Swiss army knife.

Need not be Swiss to use.

And my pièce de résistance,

my emergency squirrel suit!

[laughs] A squirrel suit?

Wait, that's actually
kind of sick.

I didn't need a suit
to feel froggy, but, hey,

we're all on our own path.

Wow, Kennedy,
you really are prepared.

- [animal growls]
- [all gasp]

- [all whimper]
- Um, what was that?

My keen frog ears
suspect it was a growl.

[growling]

[all scream]

Becker's on it.

Well, that's all I got.

Always prepare
for the unthinkable.

- Good thinking.
- Wait, that's not...

[growls and roars]

- Now what?
- Preparing for the unthinkable

means always having
a backup plan.

- [blows]
- Kennedy, that was amazing.

Let's be real, my chucking puck
laid all the groundwork.

[all panting]

We've been hopping
on this trail all day,

but my froggy senses
say that cliff is a shortcut.

Sure, a shortcut
to the hospital.

Frog Dude must make
a leap for it.

Scott, cut it out!
You are not Frog Dude!

- [Hailey] Who leaps up a cliff?
- Frog Dude for the win.

- Ugh!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Looks like they've got this
under control,

so I'm just gonna...

[Hailey] No, no, Scott!

[screams]

[whimpering]

You were wrong, Hailey.
I am definitely not Frog Dude.

Ugh.

Sick!

No better place to take
a photo dump

than on the top of a mountain.

- Nothing can stop me now!
- [camera shutters click]

Freeze!

Ugh, seriously?

Wait, is that a CPR badge?

It doesn't matter.

I cannot let you
ride this slide.

You're out of your jurisdiction, nerd.

I'm the volunteer helper

to the junior assistant
of the assistant park ranger,

and I'm telling you
it's too dangerous.

Get off the slide.

[Becker cackles]

What are you doing?

Saving us!

[both scream]

- Bear right!
- What?

We're on a straight track.

No! Bear! On the right!

[Becker screaming]

No one asked you to crash
our hike in the first place.

Why are you always
up in my business?

Come on, Becker.
Isn't it obvious?

[both scream]

You're a bounty hunter?

I paid Big Larry what I owe him.

No, dummy.

I like you, okay?

I think you're cool, and funny,
and confident, and...

[screams]

Okay, you were right!
Maybe this was a bad idea!

Maybe not. Always prepare
for the unthinkable.

[both whoop]

♪ Together, we'll fly ♪

♪ Beyond the sky ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ 'Cause you are the... ♪
- [bird squawks]

Sorry, birds!

This is epic!

Oh!

Well, that worked out nicely.

And you thought
it'd be dangerous.

Ah!

- [loud crash]
- [Scott grunts]

Huh. It was dangerous.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Every test we'll rise above ♪

♪ The soaring height... ♪

That ruled!

Just like rules!

You saved us, Kennedy.

I guess you're not
such a dweebus.

And you're pretty...

awesome, I mean, heh-heh.

Since we're confessing,

I've always been
a little jealous

of how fearless you are, Becker.

Stick with me, kid.

Near-death experiences like this
happen to me on the regular.

- [laughs]
- Seriously?

After all that, you're giving me
another citation?

It's my number, dummy.

Back on solid ground!

Mwah. Ew. Mwah. Yuck.
Mwah. Oh, so gross. Mwah.

That's right, we made it
to the top of the mountain

so the world is not gonna end.

Um, why would the world end?

Oh, you know,
that's just a normal thing

people say, right?

So, Hailstones, real talk:
I know how you feel about me

and how you like blasting it
all over my socials,

but I'm gonna spend more time

with Kennedy from now on,
all right?

I know your heart
was set on ice cream,

but I think I'm more
of a frozen yogurt kind of girl,

if you know what I mean.

- Good talk.
- Uh...

What just happened?

I still need to use this coupon.

♪ Together, we'll fly
Beyond the sky ♪

[Hailey] It expires soon!

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪

♪ Turning luck into chance ♪

♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪

♪ No matter what
Tomorrow might bring ♪

♪ I got the guts
To do anything ♪

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪