02x11 - Sad Excuse for a Villain

[bunniefuu]

Previously, this season on
"House of Villains."

One of you will be crowned
America's ultimate supervillain

and take home $200,000.

Yeah!

I really got your back.

We have joined forces, honey.

With you and I,
we can be ride or dies.

And no one will ever suspect.

It doesn't seem like I would
typically know someone like Wes,

but we've worked on
a show together.

Safaree, who is
the first villain

you are pissing off today?

Larissa's first.

Ah!

It's Larsa Pippen.

Hello, villains.

You're pretty much in charge,
it seems.

Of what?

- I want Hatch out.
- [screaming]

Wes, get your a*s up there.

You are the biggest threat
to me in this house, baby.

She has woken a sleeping giant.

I have a little c*ck in here
that is a knock blocker.

I am going to save Wes.

Bye!

What is this?

I had this idea to create some
sort of fake advantage.

Wes was number one
on my----ing list.

But what is the point of
putting him up there

if he has this advantage?

Sashay away.

Adios. Bye.

This is actually
a surprise banishment.

[screaming]

Jessie,
you are the supervillain.

Every single person that is
left here

is going to vote for her.

That would be who I think
the target should be.

Kandy.

You----ed the wrong one.

♪ You're not going to win

I win the game and I'm allowed
to choose one person.

I'm choosing you.

On your daughter, Lucy?

My promises are good.

Okay, cool.

And Jessie has won.

So, I should just
chill the [bleep] out?

Yeah.

Who do you nominate first
and why?

So, New York.

This is not the first man to
take advantage of me

wearing a men's warehouse suit.

Larsa, you'll have to earn
your spot to get further.

I've earned my spot.
I've saved him.

There's only one person

that has said
they did not want to compete.

Looks like I want
to compete now, b*tch.

Woo!

Earn your spot.

We're not taking you.

You are a coward.

This mouth and this brain
has made you my b*tch.

Beat me!

Well, there you have it.

Safaree's going to
the finals, everybody.

I forgot I was here.

Oh, my God.

- Wow.
- That was intense.

What happened?

I didn't think "The Challenge"
guys go that hard.

- That was crazy.
- They go hard.

You guys thought that a show

that's been on for 30 years and
I'm the----ing star of

couldn't talk like that?

I've passed the bar in 15 states

and I'm not even
a----ing lawyer.

I am a certified genius that
you let into the----ing house.

I've been shut up
this whole time out of respect.

When she crossed me,
I respectfully got her.

When you crossed me,
I respectfully got you.

You crossed me in
a disrespectful way.

To throw me up, ever,
would be upsetting,

but the whole doing so by
swearing on our families thing,

yo, that is just too far.

You're a dead man walking.

So, enjoy your little
shadowy talks.

You've lost.

What you're seeing right now
is Wes squirming,

because he's having to fight for
his position inside this house.

If he's such a puppet master,

why is he not
standing beside me?

Was it part of his plan?

He wanted to lose to me?

No, he didn't.

I beat him.

You done.
Last place for your family.

Wes, you have an opportunity.

Earn your keep.

Dude, I can't believe
how Jessie acted.

- Yeah.
- That was really like--

He's off his----ing rocker.

They were cutting deep,
you guys.

Don't wanna look like that.

That was so out of pocket
and cheesy.

And I know he brought
his daughter into it.

That's what really
- ing pissed Wes off.

I do feel like energy is such a
powerful thing

and Wes's energy
is gonna wanna win tomorrow.

Wes, he hasn't won one challenge
since he's been in this house.

I've participated,
I've worked hard and I've won.

What has he done? Nothing.

If I do win that challenge,

I will do almost anything
for the jurors to pick me.

Okay, so watching their fight,

I was like, like, are we that
embarrassing when we fight?

- No, no.
- Okay, thank God.

That's why I was looking at you.

- I was like, I love you.
- No, I love you.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry for everything I said.

Yeah, same. I was like,
"They cut deep. They cut deep."

I would never
say something like that.

No.

Guys, I can't actually
sleep here.

The foyer is not for me.

New York, who is sleeping
in your room?

Not you, b*tch. I'm playing.

You wanna sleep in the bed?

Maybe, because I can't
really sleep there.

That'd be crazy.

Where's your stuff at?

I just have one little bag.

You can sleep in the bed
next to me.

Oh, thank you.

- New York.
- Huh?

Yes, yes, Safaree.

- You didn't say nothing.
- Well, first of all,

congratulations.

- That's what I'm saying.
- You earned that spot.

You're in a good position.

People would vote for you
in a heartbeat to stay.

- You really think that?
- I know that.

I definitely didn't think
I'd make it this far.

After me putting up for the
Hit List, the second go round,

but the finals is tomorrow
and I'm guaranteed.

I'm in there.
And thank you to Jessie.

I have a one in three chance
of winning $200,000.

God is good.
Wow, wow, wow.

Who are you gonna vote for?

She hates me, so.

Well, whoever wins tomorrow,
I want you or Wes.

Well, there's that.

Well, I don't hate you,

but I never built
a relationship with you.

- You have to work on that.
- You're kind of cold to me.

This could be
the rekindling hour.

For me to have made it this far,

I feel like I'm so close
to the finish line.

And if I beat Wes
and Larsa tomorrow,

I just feel like
I'm just gonna take it there

and win the whole thing.

That's Rich's bed now

'cause I'm sleeping in
New York's room.

I'm gonna get to bed pretty
early

and make sure that I am ready
to compete at optimum level

for tomorrow's
redemption challenge.

What the [bleep] is in my drink?

I'm going to bed.

Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams, Teresa.

So, we're gonna make
French toast.

Teresa, we need our own show.

Yeah, I would
love to be a judge.

Sometimes, I give my opinion
and I shouldn't.

I was telling Joel, I'm like,
"You need some Botox."

Isn't it so crazy,
it's the last day.

You might win Supervillain.

Yo, you got me twisted
last night, pause.

Well, I kept telling you
the----ing drinks are strong.

Just so you know,
you gave me a fur coat.

This is yours, take it.

Happy birthday.

Oh, Safaree.

No take backs.

Last night was eventful.

It was indeed.

So, I might've played games
a lot and recently,

but none of them
have ever had a jury.

So, that's like such
like an unlifted muscle.

On "Survivor," in front of
the jury, when we got to talk,

it's because I was unapologetic

and because I explained to them
what I did to them that I won.

And I feel like you did that,

but with a little more outside
the game meanness, if you will,

it might be perceived,
as to Jessie.

Coming across in the way
that Wes does,

because he is as bright
as he is, is risky.

And I think in this case,
will impact him negatively.

I was dying to meet you.

I feel like I met you
last night.

That is such a funny statement.

Oh, my God, there you are.

I literally was like, I came
down here, I didn't see anyone.

I was like, where the [bleep]
did everyone go?

I feel like we need to make--

Should I make
more French toast?

I could make more.

Today's gonna be interesting.

Let it be what it is.

It's definitely not gonna be
something that's challenging.

It's probably gonna be mind
or questions

or something like that.

Yeah, but you're very smart
and quick too.

Kandy believes in me.

Yeah.

I'm not voting for him.

He had such an advantage
using that immunity card.

Maybe it's fake.

He's such a good player.
What if he brought it from home?

I don't think Wes is even
trying in this game.

I think he came up with some
crazy story

that he has an immunity card,

which is
another way of cheating,

but it is the House of Villains.

So I guess everyone in
this house is full of sh--.

I win, hopefully,
you guys will vote for me,

but that's like my--
Like in my mind,

I'm voting for New York.

Well, sorry,
I can't vote for New York

after what she did to me.

Luis, Luis, Luis!

- ing up Teresa!

If me and Larsa patched up,

maybe you girls can too.

No, we're fine.

Teresa forgives,
she doesn't forget.

I just don't roll like that.
Exactly. Thank you.

- [bell tolling]
- New York, Larsa and Wes,

the stakes have never
been higher.

You wanna know what your
last redemption challenge

is all about?

Well, here's a little tease.

I've been watching and listening
to you all season long.

And the reality is
I am so over it.

Stay tuned for some hot tea.

What is about to happen?

Oh, hi everybody.

- What's happening?
- You tell us.

Hello, villains.

And welcome to
your final redemption challenge.

[cheering]

Yeah!

Even the neighbors are happy.
And why?

Because after tonight,

they no longer have to hear

Safaree scream
for 12 hours a day.

[Safaree screaming]

Let's get to it, guys.

New York, Larsa and Wes,

you are about to compete
for a seat

next to Jessie and Safaree

at our final
banishment ceremony tonight.

The losers of this challenge
will be banished

and join the voting panel.

The name of
today's challenge is...

Now, wait a minute, Joel.

Oh, hi, EVA 2.0.

This is a big challenge.

And I think we really need to
take it up a notch

with, like, an amazing
special guest or something.

Like who?

This is a big challenge.

And I think we really need to
take it up a notch

with, like, an amazing
special guest or something.

Ooh.

Like who?

Like me.

Okay, villains!

- Oh, my God.
- Hello.

Monica Garcia's
in the house, b*tches.

- Yeah.
- Do you hear that?

That's EVA 2.0, b*tch.
I knew it.

Oh, my God. Monica Garcia.

I should've known Monica Garcia
was gonna be here.

In the House of Villains,

of course they're gonna bring

the biggest villain of
Housewives in this house.

Monica Garcia is
a Salt Lake City housewife.

Well, was
a Salt Lake City housewife.

Receipts, proof,
timeline, screenshots.

You're not even listening
to anything I'm saying.

You infiltrated
this friend group.

You're not even joking.

You sought out Jen Shah
on social media.

Are you----ing serious?

And then you worked for her...

That is not what happened.

...as a blonde named
Monica Fowler.

- ed up.

She's a rat.

She worked for someone

and she was the rat
to the government.

Damn, talk about
a----ing villain.

Well, hi, villains.

It's so nice to meet you
in the flesh.

I've been watching and
listening to you

all season long.

This challenge is going to
reveal some private things

you've all said about each other

and especially
these three competitors.

Okay.

If you know one thing about me,

it's that I love exposing
everyone's little secrets.

The name of the redemption
challenge is "Arch Enemies."

For each of you
competing villains,

Monica has helped compile
a list of nine actual quotes

that other villains
have said about you.

I have all the tea.

Ooh, I've said
a lot about you, dog.

To win this challenge,

you must match the villain

to the quote
they said about you.

Then, you will use the puzzle
pieces to assemble an arch,

putting the villain's faces

in the order
they appear on your quote wall.

A fiendish challenge
that combines

two of the most villainous
activities imaginable:

trivia and playing blocks.

- [laughing]
- Okay.

The first villain to complete
the puzzle

by creating the arch
between the two pedestals

in the correct order
will advance

and become the last villain
in the final three.

Sorry, Larissa, we couldn't use
any of your quotes

because you never had a chance
to say anything about Larsa.

Monica, would you like
to do the honors?

- I would love to.
- Here we go.

Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

Go, go, go, villains, go!

- Do it!
- Build those blocks!

She buys her followers.

- How do you--
- She buys her followers.

How do you have five million
followers

- and a hundred comments?
- That was Victoria.

Okay.

"Wes sleeps for at least an hour

"or two hours
more than everybody."

Like he doesn't have a care
in the world.

That sounds like
Mr. PEC-tacular.

My strategy first and foremost
is to take my first best guess,

lay them all on the ground,
in order.

There's no reason
to start stacking yet.

He is, like, in the zone.
He's not talking.

I just feel like when I look
at her, I'm looking at a goat.

I feel like when she's looking
at me, she's looking at a goat.

The quotes are the easy part
for your girl

because I feel like I'm a good
reader of people's energy

and I can remember
what they said about me.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, [bleep]!

Sh--.

But this arch situation
is not in my favor.

The arches are just not
wanting to stick together.

Wish I would have paid
attention a little bit more

with geometry.

You guys, these are so hard.

This is the dumbest challenge
on the planet.

[bleep] a duck.

When you have nails
and small hands,

it's really hard to make,
what's that shape called?

Oh, the arch.

What the [bleep] do I do now?

You know, the arch is
a ancient Roman structure

that's still used
in architecture today.

I do not care.

Wes might be onto something.

Really hating this.

[bleep]

Why does the arch
have to stand up?

That's what an arch is, but...

Oh, arch enemies. Wow.

The writers for this show
are so clever.

Some people confuse the arch
with the ark,

which is actually the vessel
that holds the Ten Commandments.

Please stop.

All right now,
show us that acrobatic.

You guys,
Teresa won't stay up here!

Wow.

Check.

- [buzzer sounding]
- Wes is incorrect.

This is intense, guys.
Oh, my God.

Oh, I got too much space.

Okay, can you guys check it?

- [buzzer sounding]
- Incorrect.

You guys are mother----ers
with these, I swear.

This is crazy.

- Check.
- [buzzer sounding ]

You have five right now, Wes.

Is this an arch?

Arch, girl.

I think I just saw your vag*na.

Incorrect, but you have two
in the right place.

[bleep] off.

She's small but fierce.

How about this?

- Good, yeah.
- Woo!

That is incorrect.

With five in the right spot,

it appears that New York and Wes
are neck and neck.

Think about
all your time here, guys.

Think about what people said
about you behind your back.

Larsa is a little iffy.

This challenge is really hard
for me

because I block out
all the bullsh--.

Larsa is iffy.

This guy would say iffy.

"I don't want to have to slide
New York's wig off her head."

That raggedy piece of sh--
she got on top of her.

Okay.

All right, looks like Larsa's
got another arch in place.

[buzzer sounding]

I know the two
that I have right, as*h*le.

Like, I know the two
that I have right.

Larsa's calling the judges
assholes already.

That's the housewife coming out
right there.

- Check.
- [buzzer sounding]

Five right.

Check me.

Incorrect. You now have four
in the correct spot.

Don't give up, New York.

- Check.
- [buzzer sounding]

Wes has six right now.

Larsa has another arch.

You spent 20 minutes
looking for three correct?

- Larsa's getting mad.
- I love it.

Oh, go [bleep] off.

She's getting gaggy.

Okay, who said what?

- [buzzer sounding]
- Three correct, Larsa.

It's the same three
I already had.

You're doing great, Larsa.



It's kind of the head of
the snake that needs to go.

Let's be real,
I am the head of the snake.

So therefore, almost any one
of them could have said that.

I'm obviously stumped.

Incorrect.

But now it's a math permutation,

which is just an equation
and process of elimination.

Incorrect.

If I just change one person at
a time

and get my way through it,

then I'm just going to be
able to keep chipping away.

That one's Camilla for sure.

I'd rather fight against
somebody hard

than to go against a weak b*tch.

New York is a loose cannon.

I do think that New York
is a loose cannon.

It's got to be Richard Hatch.

Here we go.

Come on, Larsa.

Check.

That's kind of the head of
the snake that needs to go.

[bell dinging]

Wes just won, everybody.

Oh, sh--.

- Thank you.
- Wes has won

Arch Enemies, everybody.

Wes, you will meet Jessie and
Safaree in the final three.

Get the [bleep] out of here.

New York and Larsa, you have
lost the challenge

and also lost
on your chance at $200,000.

How are you guys feeling?

I feel defeated right now.

I didn't win yet again.

Will I come back
for season three?

I don't know.

Somebody call production
and tell them I should.

I feel like this was hard.

I'm super frustrated.

Not only did I not win the
challenge,

this guy wins a challenge.

I feel like
I'm ready for a drink.

Me too. I'll take a drink.
[laughing]

All right, villains.

You have only a few hours
left in the house.

Go plead your case.

Kiss everyone's a*s.

$200,000 on the line.

Okay, you guys.

I've listened to you
all enough.

A producer or Joel will tell
your asses

to get in a bookcase
or something. I'm out.

Get back in the house.

- Good job, guys.
- Congrats, Wes.

- Go [bleep] yourself.
- Uncircumcised chicken fetus.

[horn blaring]

[New York screaming]

Well, you guys,
this is our last meal together.

Crazy.

And I'd like to make a toast.
I don't have a drink.

But I'm glad my journey's over.

And I'm really excited
to see who wins.

Yeah.

I really,
really wanted to win today.

I would have much rather have
had New York win the challenge

instead of Wes.

I just feel like Wes had
the get out of jail card.

He had the letter,
the immuniz--

What is it called?
The----ing...

Yeah, immunity card.

It wasn't fair.

He literally coasted.

He knew he was safe.

Really, why?
Joel's always nice, no?

Yeah, but he was extra nicer,
felt it.

Really?

Extra happy.

Well, girls, for the last time,

Kevin is signing out.

Okay.

The next time I see you,
I'll be Kandy.

Ooh!

New York, you did so good today.

Thank you, girl.

And you were funny and
the most entertaining

to watch,
so [bleep] all them.

Well, Vicky, I will take that.

I will drink to that.
I'm gonna get cute

and figure out who I'm gonna
- ing vote for.

What are you thinking?

I think you're gonna vote
for Safaree.

You do?

I personally am gonna vote
for Wes.

Like, he's the only one
that did help me,

even though people say, oh,
he talked sh-- on you.

Like, it is what it is.

And no one else was really
helping my game.

I do hope, when I watch
this show, that Wes

didn't talk too much
sh-- about me,

and I don't look stupid
voting for him.

I find how bad Vicky is at this

to be hilarious.

Victoria is
pretty darn annoying.

She's a pawn, and you're just
getting rid of our pawns?

But I do think, like, overall,

his mentorship program
deserves a vote.

What are you actually
voting off of inside the game?

Safaree, people like him,
but I like you too.

So are you saying that
you want to vote for me?

- I would vote for you.
- Okay.

What's that?

Because let's say
you have my vote, but...

But sometimes,
you cannot do much.

Do you understand?

Not really.

Are you saying
you want to vote for me

and I need to get other people's
as well?

So I can count on you

- for one vote?
- Yeah.

- Thank you, Larissa.
- Take care.

I know you're getting ready.

I just want to talk
for a second.

I'm here to grovel.

I want you to know that
you were essentially,

once I got--
Sniffed some stuff out,

you became enemy number one.

If you were in the game,
I would lose to you by a lot.

And I obviously would love

for you to vote for me
to win tonight.

Every single word that's coming
out of Wes's mouth,

I'm just like... [gasping]

Y'all ripped the chances
of me winning out of my hand,

and you want to come
and beg me for a vote?

What the [bleep] is going on?

I'm going to go in there.
I'm going to hear everyone out

and I will be listening,

and then we'll make
a decision from there.

I appreciate that.
Thank you.

- Yeah.
- I have exhibited

the most villainous,
great gameplay, by far.

But I feel like I am not

in the lead,
as far as the votes go.

I think that there's people
that are bitter towards me.

I'm going to sit them down
and remind them

who should win
this game and why.

As you guys all know,

I've already won
"House of Villains."

It's just a matter of,
am I going to get the check?

Safaree? Wait, come here.

- Yo.
- ing Wes

is going around
talking to everyone.

Can I talk to you?

Do you think
you can get my phone?

Hey, Tiffany.
What are you doing?

I want to talk to you
whenever you get a chance.

He just came to talk to me.
He was like,

"Oh, I'd really like if you're
gonna vote for me tonight."

- Yeah, but--
- Are you going to do the same?

People know what they
want to do. I won't, like...

Right.

I ain't doing all that.

I said everything
I need to say.

I earned my stripes.

And I don't need to prove
nothing else.

They tried to get me out.
They put me up on a hit list.

Safaree, get your a*s up
on the hit list, baby.

I went up
for redemption challenge.

- Straight.
- Ah, [bleep].

- I went up for banishment.
- [buzzer sounding]

[Richard screaming]

Came back.
Hit list again. Redemption.

Safaree, congratulations.

- [Safaree cheering]
- You are off the hit list.

Beat it. Came back.

So, I'm not going
around the house,

like a little sad puppy dog,
and ask the people,

"Hey, are you going to
vote for me?"

I very much so want you to vote
for me to win tonight.

Whether you want to
call it gameplay,

whether you want to
call it me just being me,

I don't need to beg anybody.

Wes is going around
talking to everyone.

Girl, you're the reason
why I'm gone. [bleep] you.

♪

We're almost there,
Miss Victoria.

If I fall apart,
I----ing fall apart.

It's going to be a long night.


are going to have to vote.

- No.
- You're thinking?

- Yeah.
- Eight.

Oh, eight?
Oh, you're right, eight.

No, you're right.
Okay, eight people.

That's still a lot of people.

- What's up?
- Even though I hate you,

- congratulations to us three.
- Yeah.

- What we did is--
- No, awesome.

- I appreciate that.
- ing crazy.

- [eerie music]
- [bell tolling]

Good evening, villains.

Monica's gone,
so get in the bookcase.

- It's time.
- [Kandy screaming]

Yeah, it's the finale!

Oh, baby, it is finally here,
the final banishment.

Look at you guys.
You look great.

- Thank you.
- Kandy, you look terrific.

Thank you.

Can y'all imagine me

looking like this
with the crown on my head?

Well, keep imagining, because
it ain't going to happen.

But someone is going to win

Supervillain of the
Ultimate World tonight, y'all.

Hello, villains, and welcome to
your final banishment ceremony.

Give yourselves
a round of applause.

I mean, you guys have already
been banished, but still,

at the end tonight,
either Mr. PEC-tacular,

Safaree, or Wes will be crowned
America's Ultimate Supervillain

and win $200,000.

- Yeah!
- All right.

You will also have
the distinction of wearing this.

- That's beautiful.
- Yes, that is

the House of Villains'
Supervillain crown,

straight from Party City.

I was about to say.
It looks expensive.

Eliminated villains, tonight,
the power is in your hands.

We will hear from each villain,

and you will also get a chance
to ask them any questions,

or air any final,
God bless you, grievances.

- Thank you.
- Safaree, what were

your most villainous moves
that got you

to the end of the game,
do you think?

The most villainous moves.

I mean, other than these pants.

Um...

The most villainous move
I did was...

hugging Camila and telling
her, you good, you got my vote.

I knew there was nothing
I could do to save her,

and I knew I wasn't going to
vote for her.

So, that was definitely
my most villainous move.

All right.
What about you, Jessie?

I cut my closest ally,
that I did not want to do,

other than
game-related purposes.

You guys don't think that
I even deserve to be here,

that I shouldn't be on the show.

Yet everybody got played
so I could be here.

All right, Wes, how about you?

I had a bunch of secrets
that I held in this house.

I had one relationship in this
house with somebody in here

before I moved in.

I spent weeks with this person
this summer,

and she is one of
the most inspirational people

I've ever met in my life.

And it's Miss New York.

- Mm-hmm.
- I knew it.

- I knew it.
- I didn't even know

she was going to be here,
and when she walked through,

it took me three seconds
to realize, secret alliance.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Come here. [laughing]

My name is Wes.

Nice to meet you, Wes.

Before she winked at me
and realized

that I was going to take her all
the way to the end,

as best as I possibly could.
And I stuck by those promises.

Wes is kissing my a*s right now.

He just wants to win,

so he won't stop at anything
to do it.

All right, we're going to open
this up to the other villains.

Do any of you
have any questions,

or anything you'd like to say?

I think all as a group,

we have one question
that's for Wes.

I think we all want to get down
to the bottom

- of your immunity letter.
- Yep.

When you got it,
where you got it.

Will you please tell them
if this is real?

This is definitely a necklace.

But it has nothing to do
with this show.

I knew it.

I mean, y'all didn't see
the first season,

when Johnny made a whole letter
by his self?

Who wrote this note?

I'm not going to
be blamed for it.

I did use it as leverage
to convince people to save me.

Miss Kandy Muse was going to
put me on her hit list.

- I waved that necklace--
- 100%.


in front of your face.

- I told you.
- You held it in your hands.

You said it was good
and it was real.

The whole time,
I was lying to you.

You then took me off of your
hit list, and I remained safe.

- You're a cheater.
- I think, I think--

That's cheating.

That, to me,
is not playing fair.

Larsa, this has been going on
for 24 years.

I don't care about a game
that happened

- 24 years ago.
- No, no.

I care about the game that

- I'm in now.
- It's going on

now, and it's just not cheating.

The players are so detached

from what it takes to play

this kind of a game really,
really well.

The game involves
manipulating, lying.

Wes did play from the minute
he walked into the house.

But you were duped,
and that's part of the game.

I feel like you can play
this game with parameters

and some type of respect
for the game,

and I just don't respect that.

I come from a family of athletes
where you have to win to play.

You have to win to earn your
spot, and I just feel like

Wes just likes to
take the shortcut

than actually try to win.

Either way,
I used it to my advantage.

I got my a*s off of
the hit list, and it worked.

Well, you know, tonight,
you're still on the hit list.

You are still looking
for votes tonight, right?

Very much so.

The hit list is not done,
my love,

and we will get the last laugh.

I am----ing pissed.

Wes clearly has been
a fake b*tch this whole time,

and he should have gone
a long time ago,

and now he's made it
all the way to the end,

because of that
- ing immunity letter.

And I promise you, you are not
gonna walk out of here

with the money, with the crown,
or with the win.

- Well, let's vote.
- We're ready to vote.

You----ed with the wrong one.

♪

♪

It is time for
the villains' final pleas.

We will start with Safaree.

Raise your hand if you could say
I came up to you today,

and said,
"Are you gonna vote for me?"

Nobody could raise their hand.
You know why?

Because I know what I did

from the minute I walked into
this house

as far as how I dealt
with people.

You know what time it is.

If you don't [bleep] with me,
I ain't begging you for no vote.

It is what it is,
and that's that.

All right.

Wes.

I think it's important
to talk about

what I would do
with this money.

I've made
a really conscious decision

to take every single
dollar of it

and put it in a trust
for my baby girl.

There's going to be
a young woman, who is now

five months old,
that's going to hear

about each one of you,

and she's going to be
a millionaire

because of the vote
that you're giving her.

And I'm thankful for each
and every one of your votes.

Thank you very much.

Girl...

No. I don't care.

No one cared about my speech

when it came down to me
being up for banishment.

You can say your sorries,
your woes, plead your case.

I don't give a damn.

- Jessie.
- I faced everybody.

I had to fight to be here.

The responsibility
of being a supervillain,

I've had that power twice,
and I wore that.

I'm wearing the blood.

This money will help me and
my family, much like everybody.

I'm the only provider,
and that's what I wear at home.

I would really,
truly love for you guys

to vote for me right now.

It is time to vote.

Tonight, you will be voting
right here, live, in person.

That's right. Up until tonight,

we've allowed you to stab
each other in the back,

but now you can stab
each other in the eye.

And remember, you are not here
to vote for your best friend.

You are voting
for the greatest supervillain.

- Victoria, you are up first.
- First?

Yeah, so I'm picking the person
who played the best game,

was strategic and tactical.

- My vote goes to Wes.
- That is one for Wes.

Richard.

So, I had hoped
to hear from Safaree

how his social game was played,

because I thought
he was extraordinary in that,

and I didn't hear that.

And my vote is for...

Wes.

I was very, very frustrated with

what seems to me to be
a lack of understanding

of the game
and I feel like he got it.

That is two votes for Wes.

Kandy, you're up next.

Before tonight,
I had a change in heart,

and I was going to vote
with kindness.

But the entire time,
a few of us begged for mercy

with our sob stories
throughout the season.

You said, well, we don't care
about sob stories.

It's about the game.
And tonight,

the "villains" in front of me

used a sob story to gain pity
for votes.

Sad excuse for a villain.

So, my vote goes for Safaree.

One vote, Safaree. Camilla.

I had my sob story too,
and nobody gave a [bleep].

My vote goes to you. Boop.

Safaree.

- Thank you.
- Larissa.

That is three votes Wes,

two votes Safaree,
zero votes Jessie.

- Larsa.
- Safaree had nine lives.

Everyone just kept putting him
on the hit list,

and he would always come back
from it.

I am gonna vote for Safaree.

There are two votes left,

which means Jessie
is out of the competition.

Ugh.

I missed it by that much.

Maybe this much.

Looking back, it was the
amateur move, taking my bestie.

I didn't even have
a fighting chance.

So, it's going to be a tough
pill to swallow for a while.

Zero votes is zero votes.

Kiss that $200,000 goodbye.

Such an idiot.

- Teresa.
- All right.

My definition of
a true villain is someone

that looks you in the eye and
doesn't hide behind anybody.

So, my vote goes to Safaree

because he did it right
in front of our faces.

The last vote comes down
to New York.

So, if she votes for Safaree,
he wins.

If she votes for Wes,
it is a tie.

I made this vote

with every part
of my being involved.

Safaree, I could not have made
this journey full circle

had you not been in this house.

You kept me
thoroughly entertained.

You kept me grounded.

But I wanted
to make my final vote

steeped in venom,

because this is
the House of Villains.

And I'm voting for cutthroat,

nasty, ruthless, disgusting,

despicable, moral-less...

Wes.

Because he played
the best----ing game.

The whole time I've been
in this house,

I never, ever got upset.

But to not vote for me?

Wow, New York.

Like, that says a lot about
your character.

All right, everybody.

For the first time in
"House of Villains" history,

we have a second tie.

Wow. Oh, sh--. It is a tie.

Mr.
PEC-tacular, with zero votes,

you are going to be
the tiebreaker.

[bleep].

Well, sh--.

This is exactly not the spot
that I want to find myself in.

- [bleep].
- Wow!

This whole game is getting
brought down to the man

whose life I eviscerated
the night before.

We are going to open the floor
to Safaree and Wes,

to make your pleas to Jessie.

- I have one--
- Sorry, Jessie.

Wes does get to talk here.

Wes, please make your plea.

I'll tell you how you can win,
right now.

Tell me.

Beg.

Get on your knees and beg.

If God himself came down

and offered me
five billion dollars and said,

get on your knees
in front of everyone,

on national television
and beg, hell, [bleep] no.

Get on your knees and beg,

like you did when you took this
opportunity away

from every single
one of those people.

Wait a minute.

I can't believe
what I'm seeing right now.

Beg.

And you're the winner.

♪

I'll tell you how you can win
right now.

- Tell me.
- Beg.

Jessie, make that man beg

and kiss your a*s,
because [bleep] you, Wes.

Go back to MTV, buddy.

Get on your knees and beg.

You can tell Jessie getting to
tear down Wes

is more of a prize to him
than $200,000.

Like, he's so----ing mad.

Get on your knees and beg,
like you did

when you took
this opportunity away

from every single one
of those people.

Yo, the only person
I'm getting on my knees to

and going like this to is God.

- Play my game.
- Whoa.

Beg.

If you want to win this,
Mr. Supervillain,

Mr. I'm willing to do anything.

I'm willing to cheat,
lie, deceive,

beg like you just did
last night,

and you're the winner.

♪

But you go back
on your word--

Mm! That's a risk you can take.

That is definitely
quite the question.

Wes, do.

This is quite the conundrum.

Do it, Wes.

All right. [bleep] it.

- Ooh!
- Jessie, on--

Both knees.
Both knees.

Jessie, I am begging you
for this win.

See, I didn't want to compete
against Kandy.

I didn't want to compete
against anyone.

I am a loser that is just
totally at your mercy

at this exact moment.

♪

Safaree, congratulations.

- You just won.
- Oh!

Wow, you're a d*ck, Jessie.

Wow.

Drop your----ing ba*ls,
Jessie! Yeah!

I told you
to drop your ba*ls, Jessie.

Oh!

PEC-tacular!

Safaree, you are
the ultimate supervillain.

- Congrats.
- You have won $200,000.

Wow.

Please sit
in your throne, Safaree.

Put on your crown.

I shall now strap you guys in.

Wow.

I guess being a villain
does pay.

Jessie, I love you.

Kandy, I love you.
Camilla, I love you.

Teresa, I love you.
Larsa, I love you.

And I ain't have to do no fake
politicking and pull y'all

to the side for no one-on-one
bullsh-- because I've been

how I've been since the time
I walked in this house.

Let me tell y'all what's so
funny and crazy about this.

All these people from all these
shows had all these strategies

and ideas and ways to
manipulate, thinking that,

"Oh, yeah, I'm a gamer.
This is how I play the game,

"and blah."
Man, shut your stupid a*s up.

I had to take that risk.

- Wow.
- You had to take it, though.

It was a good question.

Man, I was so close to just
telling him to [bleep] off.

I was so close
to telling him to [bleep] off.

But you have to take it.
You have to.

You have to try.

Jessie, let me tell you now.
If you weren't a villain before,

you're definitely a villain now.

Yes, you are a----ing villain.

[Jessie roaring]

[laughing maniacally]

You putz!

You idiot!

You dumb son of a b*tch!

Safaree, you are
the ultimate supervillain.

And you have won $200,000.

[buzzer sounding]

- [Jessie roaring]
- [group cheering]

Yay, opa!
Happy New Year!

I walked into this house
being myself.

I said, you know what?
The Joker, he was himself.

And the Joker is somebody
I respect.

Like, he laughed his way
through life.

And I laughed my way through
this entire house.

And I'm the one
wearing the crown.

[laughing]

That was "House of Villains"
Season 2.

Please, spay and neuter
all your villains.

Good night, everybody.