02x51 - Downton Wabby/Fowl Me Twice

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm sorry you're
not feeling well,
Mr. Moneybag...

I mean, Mr. Montygrabs.

You're a fine butler,
Leslie, but...

You'll need your strength
so we can talk about
your impending deat...

I mean, your last will
and testament.

Once he kicks the bucket,
then I'll get everything.

I need to make sure
I leave Montygrabs Manor

to someone who has
shown me years of service,

and cares deeply for me.

Someone like my good friend,
Bugs Bunny.

[GASPS]

Him? You're gonna leave
everything to him?

I heard you were feeling
a little low, Montygrabs,

so I came to fill you up
with a little gas.

-[MAKING FART NOISES]
-[LAUGHS] Oh, I love it!

I can make my armpit
break wind too.

-[BONES CRACKING]
- Ow, my armpit!

Pathetic, Leslie.

Now show Bugs
around the grounds.

He's got to know
how things are run
around here

since he's going
to own everything.

Of course,
right this way, rabbit.

I have to get rid
of that rabbit.

Then old Moneybags
will have no choice

but to leave me
all his money.

Huh?

I was just saying
I can't wait to work
for that bunny.

[LAUGHS] Work at plotting
his doom, that is.

Huh?

This is the cricket area.

That's funny.
I don't hear any chirping.

It's a game, rabbit.

The bowler
pitches the ball,

and the batsman
tries to hit the ball
with this bat.

Oh, so it's baseball.

No, it's cricket.

Enjoy your newfound wealth
while you can,

because you're about to be
blown to smithereens.

Here it comes! [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] Huh?
But it was supposed...

[EXPLODES]

So do the fireworks mean
I got a home run or a spare?

Neither, it's cricket!
[GRUNTS]

[WINCES]

[GROANS] Oh, no.

-[EXPLODES]
-[SCREAMS]

Hey, Doc, I think
this bowling baseball
could really be popular.

Oh, yes, it's about
to blow up. [GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

That rabbit's got
one mighty swing.

-[EXPLODES]
-[GROANS]

This is the dining room.

Wow, there's enough food here
to feed a herd of elephants.

Yes, enjoy it
while you can.

Because when you bite
into this carrot cake,

these poisonous berries
will make you so sick,

that you'll leave
and never come back.

-[GROANS]
- Here's your dessert, sir.

No thanks, Doc.
I'm stuffed.

But you have to try this cake.
It's to die for.

That's all right.

Fresh organic carrots,
ground cinnamon sticks,

and a homemade
cream cheese frosting.

I said no thank you!

Just put it in
your mouth! [GRUNTS]

Food fight!

[LAUGHS]

You missed!

[RETCHES] It's on. Oh!

Oh, hey, mmm!

That is good.

Finely ground
cinnamon sticks,

excellent spread of
cream cheese frosting,

and fresh organic carrots?

[RETCHES]

One of the many traditions
here at Montygrabs Manor

is the fox hunt! [LAUGHS]

Now, you better make
sure you're warm enough.

Here, put on this sweater.

So what happens in this
here fox hunt anyway?

When we see a fox,
we blow the horn, and...

Oh, don't forget to put
your hood up. [LAUGHS]

-[HORN BLOWS]
- Fox!

sh**t him!

sh**t him! Come here!

sh**t! sh**t the fox!
[GRUNTS]

This rabbit has
more holes in him

than a dozen donuts
wearing fishnet stockings.

Oh, time to break the news
to old Moneybags.

Why that good-for-nothing...

Sir, there's been
a terrible accident!

Oh, I mean...
[CRIES] There's been
a terrible accident!

Your friend, Bugs,
was hit by arrows
while hunting,

and has gone to that
big carrot patch
in the sky.

Boo-hoo!

Oh, no, not Bugs!

Now I have to find someone else
to give my massive fortune to.

Yes, that's quite a quandary.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I just happen to have a last
will and testament right here,

with me listed
as the beneficiary.

I just need your signature
on the bottom line.

[GROANING]

Ugh! How hard is it
to sign something?

Package for Mr. Montygrabs.
Sign here, please.

You got it.

Sir, please!
Just sign this document.

Come on, baby.

Finally!

"I leave my fortune to one,
Leslie P. Lilylegs.

"Signed, Leslie
smells like toots?"

[GRUNTS]

Just give me all of your money,
you old bag of prunes!

I knew it!

You're not getting
Montygrabs Manor
or a penny from me.

You're fired!

Oh, please don't fire me.
I need this job!

I have burned
so many bridges!

[CRYING]

Actually, I have a job
that he can do.

-[PANTING]
-[SCREAMS]

I got him!

Now that's one butler
that'll never have any manners.

-[MAKES FART NOISES]
-[LAUGHING]

MONTYGRABS: You know what?
I didn't use my armpit.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

Kiai!

It was a forgone conclusion
that I would break those boards.

Or should I say,
a Foghorn conclusion.

That's a joke, ladies.

[LAUGHING]

Now, if you students continue
to learn from me,

you'll all be masters
of the ancient art of karate.

Hi-I say, Hiya!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[SNARLING]

[SNIFFS] Oh!

Hiya! Hiya! Hi...

Hold up, sister.
Grab a thinner board.

[SLURPS]

-[SNARLING]
-[CLUCKING]

I think that tiny bear
is trying to steal my students.

Well, Foghorn don't play that.

Hiya!

-[SNARLING]
-[CLUCKING]

Stop!

You know, a nameless
vagrant like yourself

might benefit
from the discipline
offered by karate.

So what do you say, son?
Will you join the ladies?

Me? Chickens?

- All right, then.
-[CLUCKING]

Now, follow me so we can
prepare for your training.

Are you ready to learn
from your sensei?

- That's a fancy word
for teacher.
- Sensei?

Don't talk back
to your sensei, son.

One of the pillars of karate
is patience and focus.

Now, this is corn.

Ooh.

And you shuck corn
by firmly peeling away
its layers

to reveal the beautiful,
yellow-hued niblets.

- You get that, son?
- Niblets.

Good, your task is to shuck
all the corn in this here field.

[SPITS]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

That ought to keep
that chicken-stealing gopher
busy for a while.

[CLUCKING]

I say, what in the world
are you doing back here, boy?

Didn't sensei tell you
to shuck all that corn?

Oh, shucks.

That's a lot of corn.

The next pillar of karate
is uniting your mind, body
and spirit.

And nothing unites 'em better
than painting a fence.

Yeah, that's it.
Up, down, up, down.

Remember, paint all of it.

Even if it takes you weeks,
months, even years,

it teaches you
a valuable lesson in...

Oh, come on now.

-[CLUCKING]
- Now hold up, boy.

I got more lessons for you.

Uh, tar the roof of that barn.

[SNARLING]

Uh, dig a tunnel to Switzerland.

[SNARLING]

Do my taxes!

You owe money.

Read Infinite Chess!

Too many footnotes.

Okay, time to move on
to something else.

[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

Time to have dummy number one
shock dummy number two.

-[CLUCKING]
-[SNARLING]

Boy, I say, boy.
It's time for more training.

Now give that dummy
a good whack.

-[SNARLING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me get away
from the blast, I mean...

Give you more room
to practice, that is.

[LAUGHS] Okay, give it
a try, champ.

Hiya! [SCREAMS]

Whoo! Whoo! [LAUGHS]

Uh-huh.

Say, this whole county
should smell like roasted
squirrel by now.

Ah.

Get that out
of your mouth, boy!

Must not be giving off
too much of a kick.

Hiya!

-[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]
-[EXPLODES]

[CLUCKING]

You're not done
with your training yet.

You have to test those
fists of fury against the grain.

Wood grain, that is.

All right now, try to chop
this board with your bare...

-[EXCLAIMS]
- Okay.

Bet you can't break
this metal slab.

-[EXCLAIMS]
- All right now.

Try breaking a stack of 20.

[SNARLING]

Step aside, let the master try.

If you can do it,
old Foghorn should
have no problem.

Hi... [GRUNTS]

-[BONES CRACKING]
- Ya.

[LAUGHS]

Ooh. [EXCLAIMS]

-[SNARLING]
- Yeesh.

-[CRASHES]
- What in the...

Hey, stop it.
Don't you get it, boy?

I wanted to teach you
a lesson about trying
to steal my chickens,

but you don't have
the common sense and decency

to let me hurt you, boy.

Uh...

Looks like I taught you well.
[LAUGHS]

-[BONES CRACKING]
-[GROANS] A little too well.

-[SNARLING]
-[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[THUDS]

[CLUCKING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Chickens.

Those chickens
Kung Pao'd him in the face.

Get it? Kung Pao? Chicken?

That's Chinese food, son.
Real spicy. Not my favorite.

Hiya!

Hiya!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]