02x50 - Tweet Team

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

GRANNY: Enjoy your
new pet python.

And don't worry
about the squeezing

That's just his way
of saying he likes you.

[LAUGHS] Another
satisfied customer.

Tweety, will you feed
the rest of the animals?

Sure thing, Granny.

I need to go upstairs
and take a nap.

GRANNY: Phew! I never get
used to this commute.

All right, you guys,
you heard the lady.

It's feeding time.

A carrot for Gabby.

[GASPS]

A big bad steak
for Marc Anthony.

And bird seed for me.

Hey, what the...

I'll get that pesky fly.

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

Please, my friend,
there's no need for us
to butt heads, or walls.

Who are you?

My name is Gonzales,

Speedy Gonzales.

And I have a story to tell you.

SPEEDY: For many years,
my friends and I
were down at the docks,

scraping barnacles off ships
and keeping the docks clean.

In return for our hard work,

the sailors would give us
cheese from all over the
world.

Mozzarella from Italy,

Camembert from France,

and even goat cheese
from Greece.

Wait, they make cheese
out of goats?

From their milk.

Can't say that makes me
feel any better.

It was a mouse paradise.

As long as we worked hard,
we had all the cheese
we could eat.

That is, until a g*ng
of cats showed up.

They call themselves,
"Catsa Nostra."

Their gangs rampaged through
our neighborhood,

destroying our homes
and taking our food.

Thanks to my speed,
I was able to escape.

But my friends
were not so lucky.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[SNIFFLES] And that is where
my tragic story ends.

[CRYING]

Aw, don't cry.

We'll help you get
your friends back.

- What?
- Ah, come on.

Where's your sense
of helping the little guy?

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

maybe you need the Tweet Team.

♪ Tweet Team ♪

I'm gonna regret this.

Come on, Speedy.

I cannot show my
face there again.

I abandoned my friends
in their moment of need.

Then you need a disguise.

Holy frijoles! Mi gusta.

Arriba, arriba!

Onwards! To the wharf!

To the wharf!

[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, hey, there, little mice,

we're gonna eat you real soon.

[LAUGHING]

In fact, as long as your
buddy's watching,

I may just eat one of you now.

-[YELPS]
- Hey, what do you
think you're doing?

[STUTTERS] I wasn't
trying to eat him, honest.

I was just, uh,

showing him how straight
my teeth were.

See.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, yeah? Now they're crooked.

PUMA: Oh, come on, boss,

let me just eat
one little mouse, huh?

Can I? Oh, please.

We'll eat the mice
when I say it's time
to eat the mice, got it?

Yeah.

- Is it time to eat the mice
now?
- No.

How about now?

No.

- Now?
- No, no, no, no, no!

I can't trust you for a minute.

Now, I'm gonna lock up
these mice,

and you got to guard 'em
until I say so. Understand?

But, I'm hungry now.

Hungry, huh?

There, that ought
to hold you over.

[SYLVESTER GRUMBLING]

Needs salt.

Looks like we're gonna
have to cut it out.

[SNORING]

[GASPING]

[SNORING CONTINUES]

Ay, ay, ay, it's terrible.

Hey, what you doing with my key?

[SCREAMING]

Get down here
and give me that key back,
you little rodent.

How did you get so big?

[PUMA GROANING]

Come, mi amigos,
there's no time to lose.

Nice try.

I'll take that,
thank you very much.

Let my friends go
or suffer the consequences.

Wow! Who is that masked mouse?

Sorry, pal, but your
friends and I
have a dinner date.

What? We have dinner date?

I should've worn a tie.

I mean, we're gonna
eat them for dinner.

Should I change
the reservation to 6:00?

Enough!

Just roll the net already.

So long, suckers!

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

We gotta get out of here.

Gabby, chew through the net.

[GRUNTING]

Rob, you got me lunch
for my Quinceanera.

A shark only turns


After you, Rob.

No, Kevin,
it's your Quinceanera.

I have an idea.

Why don't we both start eating
at the same time.

Great idea, Kevin.

Holy frijoles!
Uno momento, mi amigos!

♪ Tweet Team ♪

Now lets go get those
bad little putty tats.

All right, boys.

First we toss the salad,
then we eat the mice.

I'll toss the salad
for you, boss.

Hey, Claude, go long.

[GRUNTS]

Way to go! One-handed grab!

Now toss it back to me.

Now I toss it back to you.

I'm starting to question
our education system.

All right, knock it off.

That's not how you toss a
salad.
What the...

Let's dance, gato.

You're messing with
the wrong cat, buster.

[GRUNTING]

What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?

Who's next?

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

[GROWLING]

Yeesh, good thing
that happened off screen.

Don't worry, fellas,
I'll get you out

[GRUNTING] of this cage.

Boy, this is a quality lock.

Do not worry,
I will get the key.

[GROANING]

- We got it.
- Give me that key.

Not so fast, you greedy gato.

What's the matter?
Out of gas, mouse?

Actually, it could use
a little salt.

Claude, I got the key.

You distract them
while I get the mice.

Time out.

[SLURRING] My head's really
giving your fist a beating.

Oh, good, you found the hammer.

I'm gonna give that dog a pound.

Wait a minute, dog and pound?

I just made a funny.

[LAUGHING]

Get out of the way,
you crazy canary.

That bird's messing
with the boss.

I got him, boss.

[GRUNTS]

Hello, Mr. Puma.

Boy, that looked like it hurt.

Now, I got you.

You're getting lumpy.

You're getting really lumpy.

We're free.
Lets get out of here.

Come on, guys,
this is no time for a nap.

We got to catch those mice.

You get everyone out of here.

I'll take care of the cats.

Roger that.

Oh, pussycats,

you're too slow for me.

Arriba, arriba, andale!

Get that mouse!

Arriba, arriba, gato!

[GRUNTING]

Arriba, arriba! Ole, ole!
Andale, andale!
Ay, ay, ay!

Who ships butter like that?

[GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS] Oh-oh.

Gotcha! Nobody get away
from the Catsa Nostra...

[SCREAMING]

A-ha!

I got you in my
clutches, you little...

[GASPS]

Arriba, arriba!
Andale, andale! [LAUGHS]

PUMA: Wait, what kind of
silly candle is that?

Ooh, strange vanilla.

[ALL YELPING]

A carrot for Gabby.

A steak for Marc Anthony.

And a double cheese pizza
for the mice.

[BURPS]

Lo siento, mi amigos.

I guess I was hungrier
than I thought.

Uno momento.

Here you go, boys.

You're the hero we've all
been waiting for.

What should we call you?

You can call me Speedy.

-[GASPING]
- You just redeemed yourself.

These guys have shown me
the power of teamwork.

From now on, I will fight for
truth and justice, by myself.

All right, little mice

time for you to go
to your new home.

Gracias, my friends.

I hope some day,
I can repay your kindness.

So long, Speedy.
So long, fellas.

Here's your mice, sir.

I hope you enjoy them.

I don't know how much
I'll enjoy them,

but my hungry python
back home sure will.

[GASPING]

Gentlemen, we have
a rescue mission
on our hands.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

maybe you need the Tweet Team!

♪ Tweet Team ♪

Great.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]