02x29 - Then Things Got Weird/Duck Duck Ghost

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[CRYING]

Hey, kids, what's wrong?

We were shopping for Halloween
costumes and we lost our mom.

And we're never
gonna see her again.

[WAILING]

Can you help us find
our mom, Mr. Bunny?

This is a mall,
maybe we can buy you
a new mommy.

[CRYING]

Bad joke. Come on.

Let's get you guys
to security.

[SNORING]

- Security!
-[GASPS]

How can I help yous guys?

These kids
can't find their mom.

I can help you,
what are your names?

I'm Phoebe
and this is Justin.

Hey, Mommy,

Phoebe and Justin
are waiting for you
at mall security, all right?

They're real cute, too.

They got cute little cheeks,
I can pinch all day long.

Pinch, pinch, pinch.
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!

- Pinch, pinch--
- Enough!

-[CRYING]
- They're not grapefruits.

Stop crying. Please.

Now, how about
I tell you a story
until your mom shows up?

- I like stories.
- Yeah.

Especially one's
with laser g*ns.

[IMITATES LASER FIRING]

Well then, here goes.

Now, one day I was
hanging out in the forest.

And then things got weird.

Rabbit!
You stole my waffle fries,
you dirty thief.

I don't know what
you're talking about, Doc.

Since I can't cover me
waffle fries with ketchup,

I'm gonna cover you
with ketchup.

Hey!

[GRUNTS]

[CACKLING]

Bye.

-[SPURTING]
-[EXCLAIMING]

[LAUGHING]

So you wanna play rough, huh?

Well, I love it
when Irish eyes are crying.

-[LAUGHING]
-[RUMBLING]

- Ooh!
-[SPLATTERING]

Time out.
Why was he chasing you?

Because he thought
I stole his fries.

- Did you?
- Of course not.

But I had to find out who did.

And that's when
things got weird.

Get back here, rabbit.

-[GRUNTS]
- Rabbit!

You know what happens
when I find you?

I make you look beautiful.

First, we carefully
take in some foundation.

- Oopsies, I gave you
cake face.
-[GRUNTS]

Relax.

We're just getting started.

I would offer you
a massage chair,

but a rabbit stole it
this morning.

- See?
- That fella
kinda looks like me.

Wait a minute, that is you.

Nobody steals from me!

-[CLANGS]
-[GRUNTS]

[STRAINING]

Oopsie, I gave you cake face.

-[SLAPS]
-[GROANING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS] Follow that rabbit.

I saw him first.

After him!

Hey, where's the laser g*n?

I'm getting to it.

But I had to find out
who was framing me.

And that's when
things got weird.

BUGS: There I was,
running for my life.

When who do I run into?

-[GRUNTS]
- I, Sir Littlechin,

have found the rabbit
who besmirched my honor.

Buddy, what are
you talking about?

This clip of Ye Old Tube.

[SCREAMING]

You have brought shame
on my undergarments.

Therefore I challenge you to--

- Let me guess, a duel?
-[GASPS]

No! A game
of one-on-one basketball.

They call me donut,
because I always be dunking.

I should open a cafeteria,

because I hit
nothing but trays.

En fuego.

How about
the next basket wins?

You're on.

[GRUNTS] A laundry basket?

[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

Distasteful.

-[GRUNTS]
-[SCREAMS]

Get in line, iron butt.

[GRUMBLES]

-[WHISTLES]
-[ENGINE ROARS]

Follow that rabbit!

Clearly someone
was impersonating you.

But who would
be such a meanie?

Stop interrupting
and I'll tell you.

Oh, yeah.

Slugsworthy.

You stole my identity
and ruined my good name.

In order to be the first
to eat waffle fries
in a massage chair,

I had to throw Bugs Bunny
under the bus.

[SCREAMS]

SLUGSWORTHY: So long, sucker!

Come back here,
you big sack of blubber.

[EXCLAIMS]

-[SHOUTS]
- Double yikes!

[SCREAMS]

That was it.
It was the end of Bugs Bunny.

There was only one thing
that could save me now.

A laser g*n.

Fired by
a mysterious woman
riding a unicorn.

[ZAPPING]

Are you all right, Bugs?

Who was that mask woman?

Her.

- BOTH: Mom!
- There you are!

I was in the store
buying your Halloween costumes
when I lost track of you.

Phoebe,
here's your unicorn costume.

And Justin,
here's your laser ranger.

BOTH: Yay!

Come on, kids, let's go home.

Thanks, Mr. Bunny.

So long, kids.

BOTH: Bye!

I can't believe all that stuff
really happened to you.

It didn't.
I made it all up.

You made it up?

Yup, great stories
are all around ya,

you just have to know
where to look.

GUARD: Now that's an ending.

Trick or treat?

Oh, what adorable costumes.

No, no, no.
Don't rush.

There's plenty
of candy for all.

KID 1: Trick or treat!

One for you.

KID 2: Trick or treat?

And one for you.

- KID 3: Trick or treat?
- And one for you.

DAFFY: Trick or treat?

Hey, hurry up
with that sugar, pal.

I got 18 more blocks to hit.

Sorry, Mr. Duck,

the candy is for the kids.

And besides,
you don't even have a costume.

Oh, really?

KIDS: Yay!

You wanna see a costume?

[INHALES]

[STAMMERING] Candy
is for youngsters.

[IMITATES RAMBLING]

[STUTTERING] No, no,
no candy for you.

Because I'm a party porker.

Oops, I mean pooper.

All right, that's enough.

Guess what my costume was?

I was a side of bacon.

[LAUGHS]

Get it? Side of bacon?

[SIGHS] Okay, take just one.

Swell, one's all I need.

Just one... Bowl!

Come back!

You know,
I've always considered
myself a child at heart.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Come back you
Hallow's Eve hoodlum, you!

[DAFFY CHEERING]

[GRUNTS]

Hey, let me in.

I mean it!

Not by the hair
of my chocolate covered chin.

I mean bill. I don't know
if I technically have a chin.

[KISSES]

[STUTTERING]
Then I'm coming in to get you.

-Entrez-vous.
-[SCREAMING]

-[CRASHING]
-[MUMBLING]

[STUTTERING] Boy...

This place gives me
the heebie...

This place gives
me the creeps.

-[MOANS]
-[SCREAMING]

A ghost!

[SHIVERING]
There's no such things
as ghosts.

[STUTTERING] It was just
a figment of my... My...

I was just seeing things.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

[STUTTERING AND MURMURING]

[GHOST MOANING]

[SCREAMING]

[MOANING CONTINUES]

[SLURPING] I'm a ghost.

-[SAWING]
- Huh?

I'm a scary ghost.

I can see you, Mr. Duck.

Your sheet is...

[STUTTERING] Your sheet is...

You're no longer
under cover.

Whoops! Easy, big fella.
Wanna lick?

I want my candy back!

Well, it is beggar's night.

But beggars
can't be choosers.

Whoo-hoo!
Look, a unipiggy.

Whoo-hoo!

[CHEERING]

Get back here.

[GASPS]

Oh no, Mr. Duck,
you're not fooling me again.

A-ha! Huh?

Oh, nice try, mister...

You gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning
to fool Porky...

A-ha! There you are.

Take that ridiculous
sheet off and...

[STUTTERING] Talk to me
in the face...

[HEART POUNDING]

[POUNDING CONTINUES]

You mean
you're not a duck?

[STUTTERING] You're a...

Ghost! [SCREAMING]

Oh, hey, Porky,
there's a mini fridge
over there,

and I have to say...
Whoa, buddy!

You look like
you've seen a ghost.

[SCREAMS] I did!

This house is haunted!

Easy, buster, you're acting
like a scaredy pig.

Get a load of this guy,
would ya?

He thinks this place
is haunted.

[GULPS]

So, I was
just telling Porky

there's a mini fridge
over there.

And you're more than
welcome to, uh...

Ghost!

[SCREAMS]

[PANTING]

-[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-[GHOST MOANING]

-[TAUNTS AND GROWLS]
-[SCREAMS]

[MUTTERING]

-[LAUGHS]
- Ghost!

[SCREAMS]

Ghost!

[PANTING]

[GHOST DOG BARKS]

[SNIFFING]

Good work, we lost him.

-[GROWLS]
-[BOTH SCREAM]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[GHOST MOANING]

[SCREAMS]

Eh... Everything okay, fellas?

You look like
you've seen a ghost.

It's horrifying. Terrifying.

A ghost was chasing us.

Cobwebs up everywhere.
Cold patches.

There was nowhere to turn!

- Stay as far away as you can!
- From the haunted house!

BOTH: Across the street!

Across the street?

But that's strange.
That house burned down


Huh?

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS]

Those two, what maroons!

They letting old Hallow's Eve
get under their skin.

[LAUGHS]

Someone should
tell them there's
no such thing as ghosts.

[LAUGHS]

Haunted houses.

[LAUGHING] Oh, boy!

-[PANTING]
-[TAPPING]

Oh, thank you.

[CHUCKLES]

Ghost!

[CACKLES]

Happy Halloween!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]