02x27 - Top Bugs/Slugsmoby

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

How's the bunny fairing
in the speed trial?

He's really cooking up there.

Speaking of which,
I didn't have breakfast
this morning.

-[JET WHOOSHING]
-[GRUNTS]
What the heck was that?

I'm also cooking.

Cookin' with gas.

Hey, buddy, watch it up there.

Well, if you can't
stand the heat,

stay away
from the afterburners.

Ah, I see you've met
our latest recruit.

Bugs, this is Cecil.

Now, you two get along

'cause Cecil here
is your new wingman.

I don't need a wingman.
I'm a lone wolf.

A maverick, a renegade,
a rogue.

We get it!

But you've got to work
together or you're out.

You stay out
of my way, turtle.

CECIL: That'll be easy.

'Cause you'll always
be behind me.

Cecil!

ELLIOT: [OVER RADIO]
Gentlemen, today's our first
simulated dogfight.

Bugs and Cecil are up against
Porky and the Orca Bros.

Best of luck up there.

I gotta say this reminds me
of a dog fight I once had.

Miniature Schnauzer.
I know what you're
thinking,

"Tiny dog, shouldn't be much
of an adversary."

But this one was.

Grabbed me by the pant leg,
held on for three days.

He taught me the real meaning

-of grit and
determination...
-[ALL CHANGE STATION]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[OVER RADIO] Usually,
I support saving the whales.

But not today.

ELLIOT: [OVER RADIO]
You're out, Orca Bros.

BUGS: [OVER RADIO]
Now to get Porky.

CECIL: [OVER RADIO]
I've got this one.

Cecil, you're supposed
to be my wingman.

You can be mine.

BUGS: I saw him first!
CECIL: Nope, I did.

Oops. Almost got him.

-[GROANS] That tears it.
-[BUTTON BEEPS]

[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING
INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO]

I can't see.

Ditto.

[CRASHES]

I'm going to hit
the ground first.

No, I am.

No way. [PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

Yep, you showed me.

What the heck were you guys
doing up there?

I've seen more cooperation
from skinny jeans on a hippo.

Since you can't work
together in the sky,

maybe you can do it
on the volleyball court.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Let's go!
I hope I'm not the only one
that brought a six-pack.

Okay. Let's go!

♪ The whales wanna take
the Top Wing crown

♪ It's up to Bugs and Cecil
to take them down

♪ They gotta put aside
their pride and work as a
team

♪ And send the whales
swimming back upstream

♪ Balling, balling
with the whales

♪ Ooh, ooh
Balling, balling
with the whales ♪

Sorry, Cecil.
I got there first.

[GRUNTS]

- Hey. [GROANS]
- And that my friend...
[GRUNTS]

[SPEAKING WHALE]

[ALARM SOUNDING]

Scramble all fighters.

The Hazmats have invaded
our air space.

This is not a drill.
Repeat.
This is not a drill.

HAZMAT 1: [OVER RADIO]
I've got 'em in our sights.
Gary, what's our range?

Gary, are you on your phone?

GARY: [OVER RADIO]
What? It's on airplane mode.

[SPEAKING WHALE]

[BEEPS]

[WHALE CRIES]

[SPEAKING WHALE]

I've got two Hazmats
coming in fast.

Make that four Hazmats.

Um, actually make that...
[STAMMERING]

Oh, there's quite
a few of them!

BUGS: [OVER RADIO]
Hang tight, Porky.
I'm gonna get ya.

CECIL: [OVER RADIO]
Correction. I'm gonna get
ya.

PORKY: [STAMMERING OVER RADIO]
I don't care who it is.
Just get here fast!

-[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING
INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO]
- PORKY: Guys?

PORKY: Ahhh, I'm hit!

Ah, horseflies. Listen up!
Bugs and Cecil,

[OVER RADIO] you're all we go
left up there.

You two have got
to work together.

Understand?

Think you can
handle it, flyboy?

What? I can cooperate
better than you.

- Prove it.
- Gladly.

BUGS: [OVER RADIO]
I can sh**t five bogeys
off your six.

They're doing it, by George.
They're cooperating.

Well, you're running
low on fuel.

I can top you off.

Well, I got you this tiramisu.

Oh, thank you.

Bugs, look out!

A bogey!

Oh, thank you!
I've got a tissue right
here.

No, behind you.

You did it.

No, you did it.

Nice work, boys. Because
of your amazing flying,

we're going to make
you co-winners
of the Top Wing trophy.

Well, let me be the first
to say...

Let me be the first to say...

- I'm first to say...
- Oh, no. I'm first to...

[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING]

I should have stayed
in art school.

[OVER RADIO]
Uh, can I get clearance
to land now?

[SIGHS]

Sailing along

on the sunny sea.

This is the kind of life
I could get caught up in.

Huh?

I didn't mean it literally.

-[GRUNTS]
- Ha, I've got you!

But can't you see
I am in the middle
of some serious chill time?

I don't care about your chill.

I need fresh, live bait.
And you are my bait.

Now, hold up, doc.
What are we huntin'?

The Slugsmoby.

A giant, brown whale
with the face
of an elephant seal.

Gee, doc. It sounds hideous.

It's also dangerous.
So dangerous that it bit
off my leg.

Looks like you have
both your legs to me.

Not my leg. My turkey leg!

[GOBBLING]

Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get this straight.

- Slugsmoby is a giant
whale?
-Oui.

- And he loves turkey?
-Oui.

- But you wanna use rabbit
as a bait?
-Oui.

But that doesn't make
any sense.

Did you run this by your crew?

I don't have a crew.

Well, there's your problem.
No one's ever caught a giant
whale without a crew.

You need a crew.

All right.
Then you are my crew!

Me and my big mouth.

Attention.
When you are on my ship,

you do exactly as I say.
Understand?

Aye aye, French guy.

[EXCLAIMS] Weigh the anchor!

It's 48 pounds.

Toss the oars!

You don't literally toss
the oars!

You lift them out
of the water.

Just strike the sail.

One, two, three, four.
We won't take it anymore.

Five, six, seven, eight.
Come on, sail, negotiate.

One, two, three, four.
Look at me raise this oar.

Five, six...

[EXCLAIMING]

- One, two, three...
-[YELLS]

Not that kind of strike!

Just dress the ship
and let's set off.

You got it, doc.

- How'd I do, Captain?
- Get away from me.

Hey, doc. I see something.

What? Where? I see nothing.

Come to the crow's nest,
take a look.

I still see nothing.

Maybe you can see it
from the eagle's nest.

[BLACQUE GRUNTING]

Still nothing! I only see
an eagle flying towards me.

-[EAGLE SCREECHES]
-[BLACQUE YELLS]

Try going higher, doc.

Into the rat's nest!

[GROANS] Where is she?

Where does she blow?

-[SQUEAKING]
-[YELLS]

Head up to the hornet's nest!

Oh, no!
I know what you're up to!

BUGS:
You wanna see her, right?

Argh! My curiosity
knows no bounds.

-[BUZZING]
-[BLACQUE YELLING]

So many hornets! Whoa!

-[BUZZING]
-[GROANS]

I didn't see it.

Captain, the men are furious.

They wanna mutiny.
Just listen to them.

Hubbub, Hubbub. Mutiny.
Hubbub, Hubbub. Total failure.
Hubbub.

A mutiny?
What are they saying?

Hold on, let me find out.

Mumble, mumble, mumble.
Are you sure? Because I think
he's... [GIBBERISH]

Okay, but he won't like it.

- What is it?
- Bad news.

They want you to walk
the plank.
Sorry, doc, I tried.

I don't want to be captain.
You be captain.

Hey, men, I'm captain now!

Hubbub, [MUTTERING] Cool.

So, they no longer
want to mutiny.

Then I want
to be captain again!

That's no way to talk
to your newly elected
captain.

You're not the captain,
I am the captain.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Are you trying to mutiny?

You know what we do
to mutineers on this ship.

No, what?

They walk the plank.

Don't forget
to impress the judges.

What judges?

Do a cannon ball!

How do you do... [GRUNTS]

I am the captain,
now you walk the plank.

Okay, if you say so.
[STRAINING]

-[YELLING]
-[WATER SPLASHES]

[BLACQUE GASPING]

Ah! Gordon Lightfoot!

Out on the plank!
Make way on the gangway!

Play Wreck
of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

BLACQUE: I should have seen
that coming.

[GROANS] Give me that wheel!

Welcome to Spin the Wheel!

Where our lovely contestants
spin the wheel and win
fabulous prizes.

Up first is
Blacque Jacque Shellacque.

[CHUCKLES] I am hoping to win
something for my dog, J.J.

That'll do. Go ahead and give
the wheel a spin.

[BLACQUE YELLS AND GRUNTS]

This island feels
rather strange.

[GROWLING]

The great brown whale!

-[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING]
- BLACQUE: Whoa!

[GROANING]

[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING]

Uh, we're gonna need
a bigger boat.

-[CRASHES]
-[WATER SPLASHES]

Well, Jacques, the bad news
is your ship is destroyed.

The good news is you made
a new friend.

Here Slugsmoby,
I got something for ya.

-[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING]
- BUGS: Fetch.

[GASPING]

Great, now we have
lost both ships!

We still have
the most important
ship of all...

Friendship.

You need to get away from me.