[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Just a few more miles
and I can get this
important information
to the rebel base.
If I can just get through
this raging sandstorm!
[CREATURE GRUNTING]
Uh, I said,
"If I can just get through
this raging sandstorm."
Hey, uh, artist,
what's going on here?
We gotta
entertain these folks!
It can't just be me
and whatever this thing
is for five minutes.
Give me something
to work with here.
-[SNAKE HISSES]
- BUGS: Ahhh! Yipes!
[EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS]
Listen, buddy, the
script says specifically,
"Page one, open on
Bugs Bunny riding a beast
"under the hot
desert planet's suns."
Huh? Oh, thank you.
"Page two. Bugs heroically
traverses through
the harsh desert."
Ah, lemonade.
Very refreshing. Thanks.
[SLURPS]
"Page two. Bugs heroically
traverses through
a raging sandstorm,"
which is where we
have our plot hole.
-[BUGS SCREAMS]
-[THUDS]
I said "plot hole,"
not "pothole"!
This is not the kind of hole
I was talking about!
Look, buddy, last I checked
the star of this show
is me, Bugs Bunny,
not Mr. Anonymous
Cartoon Artist.
And I don't think the
studio would take kindly
[VOLUME LOWERING]
with an upstart
like you that's...
[INAUDIBLE]
[ECHOING] ...amateur!
[DRUMS BEATING]
Listen, if we don't get
this cartoon going soon
both of us are
gonna lose our jobs.
So animate something!
This is your animation?
Are you trying
to scare the children?
[BRAYING]
[SLURPS]
Okay, okay, I get it.
Look, I know you
work long hours
and the pay is peanuts,
but I work hard, too.
You think I ever get a break?
No, there's no vacation
for Bugs Bunny.
The second this cartoon
is over, I'm off to St. Louis
for a series of
personal appearances.
Ha-ha. I get it.
You think I'm being a baby.
Fine, you want to
work off-script?
What's your vision
for this cartoon?
Isn't space
a little overdone?
[EXCLAIMING]
How about something
a little more down to earth?
-[TRIBAL CHANTING]
- Yikes!
Something more safe!
-[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
- Ahhh! How is this safe?
- Ahhh!
-[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Phew! Saved by the error.
So, now what? You're gonna
reboot the computer?
-[COMPUTER POWERING DOWN]
- BUGS: So dark. So cold!
-[COMPUTER DINGS]
- Next time,
save before you restart!
Okay, you know what?
I'm done with this!
Just take me back
to my rabbit hole.
Hey, Rembrandt, how
am I supposed to fit in there?
- Hey!
-[COMPUTER BEEPS]
- Too small! Resize!
-[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Uh, when I said "resize,"
I meant just the background,
not me, you chicken-scratcher.
All right, then. Now what?
I can't just be a head.
Give me a body!
[STRAINING]
You really ought to get
your proportions right.
[IMITATING FOGHORN]
I say, I say,
this is not my head, son.
[IMITATING PORKY]
Does this look like the face
for this kind of body?
[STAMMERING] Knock it off!
[IMITATING SYLVESTER]
Thanks! Oops.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Listen,
you supercilious scribbler!
You give me back my head
or I'll sue you silly!
Having fun? Put it back!
Ouch!
Listen, buster,
I'm not leaving this cartoon
until it's finished.
So let's make a cartoon
that people want to see.
[BUGS EXCLAIMING]
[LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY]
Er, this might be
a little too retro.
Okay, now you're
just messing with me.
May I see the pen, please?
[GRUNTS]
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Not on your life!
We're getting near
the end of the cartoon here!
We gotta
move things along!
Yipe!
[EXCLAIMING]
[YELPS]
[EXCLAIMING]
Not again!
[SCREAMS]
[YELPS]
[YELLING]
[GASPS]
Listen, doc,
I just want a happy ending.
Something calm and serene.
Could you at least
do that for me, please?
Ah, that's more like it.
A perfect ending.
[DEEP VOICE]
Ah, this is boring.
[ROARS]
[BUGS SCREAMS]
Everybody's a critic!
- Somebody, anybody,
save me!
-[GLASS CLINKING]
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
This animation thing
is a lot easier
than they said it would be.
Ain't I a stinker?
Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Ah, the last day of summer!
Ooh, what's this?
Cinnamon roll!
All right, everybody.
Gather round, gather round.
Thank you all for
paying to be here today.
It's almost time for the
duck days of summer to begin.
Mr. Fudd, what exactly is
the duck days of summer?
The legend states if
the Summer Duck pops up
through this hole in the dock
then we're guaranteed
four more weeks of summer.
So, it's like Groundhog Day
but with summer and a duck?
Yeah, pretty great, right?
I've never heard of
a Summer Duck.
Is it even real?
What's your name, little boy?
- William.
- Well, I've never
heard of you, William.
Are you real?
Now, let's all wait and see
if the Summer Duck shows up.
The anticipation
is k*lling me.
Not really.
This whole thing is a scam.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
ELMER: There's still time
to buy some souvenirs.
Looks like everyone's
wallets are pretty empty,
so let's see if we're
gonna have four
more weeks of summer.
Ooh, the Summer Duck!
Looks like we'll
have more summer.
Don't screw this up for me.
These people think
you've brought four
more weeks of summer
and I'm going to
make money off of that.
Money-schmoney.
What's in it for me?
You're a celebrity!
Take a look, these
people love you.
- You're a star!
- A star!
Everywhere you go,
people are gonna be
clamoring to see you.
In that case,
I am the Summer Duck!
Hey, everyone,
the Summer Duck is here!
-[ALL CHEERING]
- I'm gonna be rich.
[CHUCKLES]
Time for the celebrity
Summer Duck ribbon-cutting
at this new hotel.
- Huh?
-[SCISSORS CLATTER]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Now, to immortalize the Summer
Duck's handprints forever.
-[EXCLAIMS]
- I don't have fingers.
I've got feathers!
And why stop there?
-[CROWD CHEERING]
- Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
DAFFY: Ouch!
$10 for a lucky
Summer Duck feather.
MAN 1: I want a lucky
Summer Duck feather!
MAN 2: Me, too!
MAN 3: I'll take 12!
-[ALL CLAMORING]
-[EXCLAIMING]
Okay, let's take five, folks.
Look, pal, this isn't what
I signed up for, so I quit.
You can quit if you
want, but it's not
gonna change anything.
- What do you mean?
- You can quit me
but you can't quit them.
-[ALL CHEERING]
- Good luck, Summer Duck.
[CHUCKLES]
MAN 1: Summer Duck,
we love you!
MAN 2: Can I
invade your personal space?
Too late. Woohoo! Woohoo!
This is getting ridiculous.
These people need to
leave me alone.
I know!
I'll cause a little
trouble with my fans
and they'll stop
loving me in no time!
- John!
- Marsha...
Ketchup, mustard...
[GULPS]
Well, you're out of food.
See you later. Woohoo!
Bless you, Summer Duck.
You made this
the best date ever.
I'm never washing this shirt.
Well, that didn't work.
This will get 'em off
the Summer Duck love train.
- Ooh!
-[WHIRRING]
[WHIRRING SPEEDS UP]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
[GLASS BREAKS]
Let's see
how these kids love me
after I drive their precious
little ice cream truck
into the lake.
GIRL: Yeah! The Summer Duck
made it rain ice cream!
[GRUNTS]
-[CROWD CHEERING]
-[DAFFY SCREAMS]
This is crazy.
I gotta find
a place to hide.
MALE VOICE:
Help! Let me out!
A talking statue?
MALE VOICE: Not the statue!
I'm in the base!
Hold tight!
I am the Winter Stag.
I bring the snow.
I have been trapped in
here for weeks, man.
How does that happen?
A conniving bald man
tossed in a cinnamon roll
and I just can't resist
those little guys.
Did the little bald man
look like this?
Oh, you wascally wabbit.
Lots of "W" words
mispronounced.
By Jove, that's him!
That guy is the worst!
Okay, pal. I got an idea
how we can get back
at that bogus baldy.
[WHISPERING]
Hey, where's the Summer Duck?
I want to touch him
in an invasive manner!
ALL: Hey, there he is!
He's over there!
And now, we ride!
Hey, you crazy duck,
you're ruining my summer scam!
-[ALL GASP]
- WOMAN: What?
Oh, uh, did I say "scam"?
I meant "summer ham!"
Listen, everybody,
he put me up to this.
He locked away
the Winter Stag.
I don't know what he did
with the Autumn Ostrich.
He's the one to blame!
You lied to the masses!
Well, you see, I have
a perfectly good
explanation for this.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
[EXCLAIMS] Help! Help!
I can't swim!
- We've got you.
- Huh?
-[GASPS]
-[CHILDREN CHEERING]
That's right, folks.
Enjoy winter while it lasts.
Summer will be here
before you know it.
That means you'll be
out in six months.
Holy tamole! Six months?
Will one of you
feed me, at least?
Here, you like cinnamon rolls.
Come on, let's blow
this popsicle stand.
Woohoo!
I'm sorry.
I just can't resist
these little guys.
[MUNCHING]
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02x24 - One Carroter in Search of an Artist/The Duck Days of Summer
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The idea of a reboot focused mainly on Bugs Bunny emerged, and in March 2014, it was announced that the reboot would be known as Wabbit or Bugs! depending in the region.
The idea of a reboot focused mainly on Bugs Bunny emerged, and in March 2014, it was announced that the reboot would be known as Wabbit or Bugs! depending in the region.