02x20 - Sir Littlechin and the Kraken/Crouching Porky, Hidden Daffy

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Good dive, Squeaks.

Let's see what we have
caught in the trap, today.

Aw, nuts, just another
batch of gold doubloons
and diamonds.

I was hoping for clams.
[GRUNTING]

[EXCLAIMS]
I found you now, Kraken.

Prepare to meet thy doom.

Uh, I think you got
the wrong boat, Doc.
My name ain't Kraken.

My name is Bugs, I'm a rabbit.

Oh, my apologies.

I was thrown off by thine
swimming accoutrement.

Eh, what is a kraken, anyway?

A kraken is a snarling
mythical beast with eight arms

that can drag ships
to the bottom of the sea

and swallow men whole.

If I find one,
I can win the King Arthur
"Knight of the Year" award.

I even have a speech ready.

We'd love to help you
but there ain't no
kraken here.

Very well, but if you see
a kraken let me know.

Tally-h*!

A giant sea monster
with eight arms that can
swallow men whole?

That knight's got his
helmet screwed on too ti...

[BUGS AND SQUEAKS EXCLAIMING]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHS] Oh, that tickles.

Hey, Doc,
I appreciate all this
special attention,

but I'm not a baby.

[CHITTERING]

Yeah, I know, Squeaks,
it's a kraken, all right,

[LAUGHS] Friendly little guy
too, isn't he?

LITTLECHIN:
Did someone say "Kraken?"

It's that crazy knight.
You've got to get out of here.

[WHISTLING]

- Where's the kraken?
- No kraken here, pal.

Are you wearing a diaper?

No, it's a bathing suit.
European cut.

Distasteful.

[EXCLAIMS]
Doc, I just saw the kraken.

- Where?
- He just went down
into the water.

A-ha, he can swim
but he cannot hide.

Wait a minute, Doc,
you can't just go
into the water,

you need to use
this kraken cage.

It'll protect you
in case of a
kraken attack.

- Kraken attack?
- Don't talk back.

Hmm, it doesn't
look very sturdy.

Oh, it is.
I put it together myself.

Now, you are also
going to need this.

A kraken-proof diving suit.

[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Ew, are these fish?

Look, you don't know kraken
like I know kraken.

That'll bring him up
nice and close.

All right, Squeaks,
send him out.

Okey dokey.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, zut, sharks!

'Tis a good thing
I'm in this cage.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Hard bargain.

You know what, Doc,
if you want to catch a kraken

maybe you need to disguise
yourself as a kraken.

Hmm, I don't think
I look like a kraken.

Sure, you do.

-[SCREAMS]
-[DOLPHIN CLICKING]

[WHISTLES] Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome
to "The Dolphin Experience."

[DOLPHINS CLICKING]

Dolphins are smart
and playful creatures.

Jumping through the hoop
is our newest member,

Little Fin.

Now, ladies,
how about a little tail dance
for the crowd.

[DOLPHINS CLICKING]

Away and return.

Now it's time for water polo.

[GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

Whoo, motorcycle madness!

[CLICKING]

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

[LITTLECHIN GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

Those weren't krakens,
they were dolphins.

Incredibly demanding dolphins.

Who doesn't like to swim
with dolphins?

I don't!

I'm looking for a kraken,

and I'm beginning to think
that you don't even know
what one looks like.

Oh, sure I do.

He's got eight arms, one eye
and sits in a inner tube,
reading magazines all day.

No, that's not
what a kraken does.

Then, what am I
looking at over there?

[GASPS] A kraken!

Swim for it, buddy.

He will not escape me again.

Time to get into
ye old submarine.

[BEEPS]

Tally-h*!

-[CHITTERING]
- Don't worry, Squeaks,

I think the kraken
can take care
of himself this time.

[GASPS]

Night-night, kraken.

Alas, I'm taking on water.
[SCREAMS]

Oh, and now
I'm taking on sharks.
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

The legend is true.
Once you chase kraken,

you'll never come backen.

[GULPING]

Let me go!

I'm not a baby, I'm a knight.

[SUCKING]

[BAWLING]

[BELCHING]

I love you, Mommy.

Looks like Littlechin
isn't all he's
krakened up to be.

Distasteful.

Porky, I've summoned you here
for an important mission.

You must transport this sacred
pickle of "What's up, Doc?"

to the holy sandwich bakers
at the temple
of I-ate-a-tomoto

I... I believe
it is pronounced tomato.

You say tomato.
I say to-mo-to.

You can...
Count on me, master Fudd.

But be very careful,
the road is dangerous

and filled with ninjas
who will try and take
the pickles from your hands.

[STUTTERS] Oh, I'm not scared
of the ninjas.

You will be.

You will... [COUGHS]

[CHOKING] I've got something
in my throat.

-[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-[COUGHING]

Take the pickle and go.

[COUGHING]

Is that butter brickle?

Stay where you are.
It is I, Daffy Duck.

The most dangerous
ninja in the land,

and I want that pickle.

You see...
Sorry, Mr. Ninja,

this pickle has
been spoken for.

Listen, you don't know
who you are dealing with.

My mind is sharp
like tiger's claw.

My hands quick as
monkey tails.

These feet are dragons
of webbed death.

I'm sorry I had to
hit you, Mr. Ninja.

Uh, but I just can't let you
get this pickle.

All right, buster,
that was a lucky shot.

Now if you don't
give me that pickle,

I will be forced to use
my ninja sword!

Ugh, rats.

No matter, I don't need
that sword to defeat you.

Not when I have my nunchucks.

Uh, sorry, Mr. Ninja,

[STUTTERS] b... But you still
can't have my pickle.

Then taste my fury.

[EXCLAIMS]

Wow, these are tricky.
[EXCLAIMS]

You better prepare yourself
because these hurt.
[EXCLAIMS]

Note to self,
sign up for nunchuck lessons.

Excuse me, Mr. Ninja.

It seems as though
I've underestimated you
as an opponent.

Now I'll use my ninja
flash bombs to confuse you.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Now am I over here?

Or I'm over here?

Am I over here? Or here?

Or here? Or here?

Or here? Or here?

Or perhaps, under here?

[PURRING]

Lucky guess. But, guess this.

Ow!

Give me one more shot.

Domo arigato, Mr. Tigato

[SNORING]

Oh... Kosher.

[SNORING]

[MUMBLING]

[STRAINING]

[SNORING]

That was a close one.

Ooh, a rice cake.

[CRUNCH]

[SQUEALING]

[CRASH]

Ooh, here he comes.

I made some sleeping powder
by grinding up some old
maths homework.

When I blow this in his face,

he'll be sleeping like a baby
and the pickle will be mine.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[INHALES]

[SNORES]

Ah, let's see
this little piggy
handle a tranquilizer dart.

Sleep tight, little porker.

[BLOWS]

Okay, okay,
maybe I need to
blow a little harder.

[BLOWS]

Confucius say,
"Third time's a charm."

-[THUD]
- DAFFY: Ow!

I should have calculated
for wind resistance.

[YELPS]

Get out of here, Mom,

I don't want to get up yet.

[GROWLS]

Oh, come on, Mom,
take your dry skin

and sharp teeth
somewhere else.

Wait a minute,

my mom doesn't know
how to swim.

[SCREAMS]

Okay, look, buster,
give me that pickle.

I got to get it to the temple
of I ate-a-tomoto.

Eh, but... I am taking
the pickle to the temple
of I ate-a-tomoto.

You are?
Why didn't you say so?

You... You never asked.

Well, that means
we're on the same team.

- Are they also on our team?
- Who?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

They are not.

[STUTTERS] Sta... Stand...
And move over, grasshopper.

Whoa, what kind of monk
are you, anyway?

A Shaolin monk.

How did you do that?

You... You mess with the pig,

you get the... Pig's foot.

Wow, that's very impressive.

[STUTTERING] No.

[CRUNCH]