02x13 - Easter Bunny Imposter/Easter Tweets

[bunniefuu]

I found an egg.

So did we!

This Easter egg hunt
is ridiculous.

You should be hunting
something real.

That's why I set
a handful of traps all around
this forest.

Uh, Scout master,
you caught the Easter bunny.

Be real.

Next, you're going
to tell me the tooth fairy

and Santa Claus
are back there, too.

No, just the Easter bunny.

Don't worry, pal.
I'll get you out of trouble.

[GROANS]

Careful, buddy.
You knocked over
this basket full of eggs.

Hey, are you the Easter bunny?

You bet I am.

But I'll never be able
to deliver all my candy

with those scouts on my tail.

Don't worry, buster,

you get out of here and
I'll distract them for you.

Us rabbits
got to stick together.

Thanks, pal.
Catch you on the flip side.

[SINGING]
♪ La, da, da, di ♪

Because there's no such thing as...

ALL: The Easter bunny!

Exactly.

Thanks, Easter bunny.

Easter bunny?

Get him!

Yeah! Happy Easter!

All right, scouts!

Today, we'll be trapping
the Easter bunny.

We're going
to search every farm house,

pent house and out house
in the forest.

Now, spread out!

It's go time.

The hunter is about to become

the hunted.

We've got to make sure
he doesn't hear us.

So from now on
we'll communicate
using only hand signals.

Well,
what are you waiting for?

You didn't teach us
hand signals yet.

I didn't?

All right, well,
this means, "Go right."

And this means, "Go left."

Uh, so it's the same
as pointing.

Uh, right.

Guys, we learned
hand signals!

ALL: Yay!

Uh, what was that?

Must be hearing things.

[GROANS]
Oh, right on the beak.

BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

Hey, you're over there.

BUGS: Come get me.

Oh, I'mma come and get you.
[GRUNTS]

BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

Hey, you're over there. Oh!

BUGS: Come get me.

I'mma come get you.
[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

-[SQUAWKING]
- BUGS: Hey, I'm over here.

[THROUGH SPEAKERS]
Come get me.

Got you!

Hey, I'm over here.

- Huh?
- Come get me.

Hey, doc, look down.

[YELLS]

Don't just stand there.
Get me down from here.

[GRUNTS]

Look sharp, boys.
Something tells me
the Easter bunny's close.

Did the baskets give it away?

Hang on,
this could be a trap.

You boys go first.

Hey, candy!

[CHOMPING]

Clever bunny.

But I have a few tricks
up my sleeve, too.

See? Zip lining can be both
recreational and productive.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

-[HISSING]
-[SCREAMING]

This water is murky,
I better watch out for crocs.

[CROCOCDILES SNARLING]

[SCOUT MASTER SCREAMING]

Help, you guys! Help!

You'll be fine.

I'm hot on his trail.

[LAUGHING]

Sir, I feel like

we're crossing
a lot of ethical boundaries

using a drone
to trap the Easter bunny.

Show me in the handbook
where it says

we can't use
advanced technology
to track an animal.

Scout rule 45-9,

"Scouts shall not use
advanced technology
to track an animal."

Maybe it's time
I followed my own rules.

SCOUT MASTER: [THROUGH DRONE]
Stop right there!

You're mine, Easter bunny.

Huh?

Where'd he go?

I don't know,

maybe he went back
into the woods.

Yeah, maybe he went...

Hey!

Now, I'm going to get you.

Hey!
Leave the Easter bunny alone.

[LAUGHS] You're mine.

Ugh!

Who are you?

I'm the real Easter bunny.

And I brought my friends.

Get 'em, boys!

Huh?

Santa Claus?

The tooth fairy?

I've been foiled
by mythical creatures.

Wait a minute.

What mythical creature
are you?

I'm the math teacher

who doesn't assign homework.

Ah! I knew you existed.

Ah!

Thanks for all your help
today, Bugs.

I'll see you in one year.

One year?

Am I going
to disappear for one year?

Well, kids,

looks like you're going
to need a new Scout master.

Will you do it, Mr. Bunny?

Uh, actually,
I'm pretty busy.

Don't worry, ya'll.
I got your back.

I'm an experienced
Scout master.

Not like that last guy,
he was a real blowhard.

He just droned on and on,
get it?

Droned on and on.
That's a joke, boys.

Why aren't you laughing?

I mean,
he was a real big talker.

Talk, talk, talk.
Jabber, jabber, jabber.

Never let you
get a word in edgewise.

It's Easter Sunday, Tweety.

You know what that means.

Easter bowling?

That's right.

And when I get back,

we can look
for all the Easter eggs

I've hidden for you.

[DOOR BELL RINGS]

Oh, there's your sitter now.

Oh, you must be new
at the bird sitting service.

Oh! [GIGGLES]
Come in and meet Tweety.

And you came dressed
as the Easter bunny.

How sweet.

He's just the sweetest bird.

Howdy, Easter bunny.

He shouldn't give you
any trouble.

Well, then, I'm off.

Have fun at Easter bowling.

Tata!

What're we going to do,
Easter bunny?

What're we going to do?

We are going to eat you
for Easter lunch.

I think you are a p*ssy cat!

- GRANNY: Oh, no.
-[DOOR OPENING]

Forgot my keys.

Now, where were we?

You is! You is a p*ssy cat!

Oh, my, where is my mind?

I forgot my purse.

Bad p*ssy cat,
bad p*ssy cat!

Oh, my.

Oh, come on.

I forgot my bowling ball.

Can't very well
go Easter bowling

without my bowling ball.

[CHUCKLES] Sometimes,
I think I'd forget my nose
if it weren't...

Yeah, yeah, Granny! Get going.

Bowl a 360 or something.

Oh! Finally, I can get back
to the bird at hand.

[EXCLAIMS]

Where'd he go?

Hey, p*ssy cat, I'm gonna go
find those eggs Granny hid.

[CHUCKLES] Come and stop me.

[EXCLAIMING]

Yeah, that's it.

Stay right there.

[EVIL LAUGH]

Ouch, ouch, ouch,
ouch, ouch.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ow!

Hey, I found an egg.

You can have it.
Happy Easter, p*ssy cat.

I'll save you, p*ssy.

- Do you feel saved?
-[MUMBLING]

More shaved than saved.

[EXCLAIMS]

p*ssy cat, you're not going
to find any eggs
spinning around like that.

All right!

So you want to play rough,
huh?

Maybe there's an egg behind
this big, heavy book.

[GRUNTS]

Maybe there's one behind this
bigger, heavier book.

[GRUNTS] Nope.

[THUD]

Maybe there's one behind
this unabridged

set of
encylopaedia Britannicas.

Not the deluxe set!

[GRUNTING]

TWEETY:
Behind this Spartan helmet?

Ow!

- TWEETY: Or this kettlebell.
- Ow!

TWEETY:
Or this bust of Balzac.

[GRUNTS]

Or maybe there's one
behind this bookshelf.

[GRUNTS]

Oh! I did, I did find one!

Come on, p*ssy cat,
you're not even trying.

Here, you can have this one.

I don't want you
to feel left out.

Enough is enough!

There's got to be
some eggs in here.

- Oh!
- TWEETY: I was wrong.

Maybe they're in here.

There's no eggs in here.

Not in here either.

Nothing here.

Or here. Or here.

Or here. Or here.

Could the eggs be under here?

Nope.

Sufferin succotash!

Come out of there right now

so I can clock you.

Do you mind?
We're in the middle of dinner.

And we're not serving
succotash.

WOMAN: Claus!
You're being rude!

Stay at the table
when we have a guest!

Claus! Let the cats in!

...I just sat down.

It's your lucky day.

Put your snout in some kraut.

Oh, the humanity!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no, p*ssy.
I'll get you out of there.

[EXCLAIMING]

As Granny always says,

if at first
you don't succeed,

hit it harder!

Oopsie.

CLAUS: Jokes on you,
kitty cat.

We were serving succotash!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Oh, my.
What happened here?

Please, describe exactly
what happened here.

Well, how is Tweety?

Delicious!

The Easter bunny
tried to eat me!

Why you good-for-nothing
charlatan.

Yeah, you good-for-nothing.

Get out of here! How dare you
harm my Tweety!

I'm glad the Easter bunny
only comes once a year.

What up my peeps?

Happy Easter.