02x06 - Bigs Bunny/Wahder, Wahder, Everywhere

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Man, am I starving!

Hmm...

- Don't worry, little buddy.
We'll find something to eat.
-[EXCLAIMS]

BUGS: Look at the
size of that carrot!

[BOTH SCREAMING IN DELIGHT]

Looks like we hit
the jackpot, buddy.

[EXCLAIMS] Hmm...

[CHITTERING]

Uh-oh!

[EXCLAIMING]

Oh. You're right, Squeaks.

I can use this
"No trespassing" sign
to dig out the carrot.

Oh!

Hey, what are you doing?

I grew that carrot.

- You're stealing my carrot.
- What?

You grew this carrot?

Oh, my goodness!
What an honor!

How did you create
such a masterpiece?

Is easy. I show you.

First, I prep the seed.
Then I dig hole.

Then I gently place
seed in hole. [EXCLAIMS]

Then I carefully
tamp down soil.

Now, I water.

Fertilize with
organic compost.

Add a bit of sunlight.

And patience.
Lots and lots of patience.

Voila! Now, let's have a look.

Hmm. I must have done
something wrong.

This one came out
pretty pathetic.

Oh, well.

[SCREAMING]

Stop!
[CHITTERING]

- Oh, I like this squirrel.
He is funny.
-[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHING]

What are you laughing at?
This squirrel is a lot
tougher than you.

Beat it, bear!

This squirrel will be my new
little friend. [CHUCKLES]

I tell you what, rabbit.
I make deal with you.

- I will trade you this carrot
for your chippy friend here.
- What?

Are you asking me
to trade my best friend
in the entire world

for a carrot?

Boy, this is gonna be great.

We're gonna have some fun.

So, what do you like
to do on the weekends?

You know, you're
not much of a talker.

Squeaks loved to talk.

We'd talk about everything.

Books, movies,
why Michael Jordan was
better than LeBron James.

Wait a minute!
What am I doing?

Trading my best
friend for a carrot?

And I bet you think
LeBron is better than
Michael, don't you?

You withering carrot!

I'm a-coming, Squeaks!

[SNORING]

[STRAINING]

[PANTING]

I'm so sorry I traded
you for a giant carrot.

- Come on!
Let's get out of here.
-[EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMING CONTINUES]

I said I was sorry.

Would you just hold still?

I'm trying to get you
out of this thing.

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS]

-[HENS CLUCKING]
- Shh! Shh! Shh!

Settle down, ladies.
Don't get all your
eggs in a bunch.

You have nothing to fear.

[SNARLING]

Or maybe you do.

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH CLUCKING]

-[GROWLING]
- Yikes!

[SCREAMING]

By Zeus' beard,
what's going...

-[SCREAMING]
-[SNARLING]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANING]

You're trapped now, rabbit!

One way in. One way out.

Don't worry, pal.
He'll never find
us in this junk.

-[BANJO CRASHING]
- Uh-oh!

- BARBARIAN: Aha!
- Ha!

[CHORD PLAYS]

Wait! That music!

[PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE]

[SNORING]

Aw, ain't they adorable?

Now why don't we give
them a rude awakening?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Ah! Such noise!

Such awful, awful noise!

Huh?

[VOCALIZING]

-[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
-[BARBARIAN SCREAMS]

Oh, no! My cottage!

[STRAINING] Rabbit!
[GRUNTS]

[DAZEDLY] He's funny.
He's funny little
squirrel, no?

[BABBLING]

Well, we sure brought
the house down.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

Looks like we got a fan.

-[RUMBLING]
- Ah!

I can't believe we went
through all that

and we still didn't get
anything to eat.

-[EXCLAIMS]
-[CLUCKING]

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

[SLURPS] Ah, perfect!

Come and get it!

These monster veggies
make one hearty stew.

What? You thought I was
gonna eat the chickens?

What do I look like?

A barbarian?

Whoo-hoo!

Eat your heart out,
Kristi Yamaguchi!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

[SPUTTERING]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

I've never had so
much fun in my life.

[WHOOPING]

♪ Water, water everywhere
but not a drop to drink ♪

Actually, you can drink it.

For $50 a bottle!

Cha-ching!

I'm a smart entrepreneur.
[LAUGHS]

[GULPING]

Hey! I knew that
water tasted foul!

Get out of there,
you pesky duck.

You're contaminating
my water supply.

If you won't get out,
I'll blast you out.

[SCREAMS]

[SPUTTERING]

Whoo-hoo!

- That takes care of that.
- Yep, you certainly
showed him.

Time to pack up
and get this truck
back to the factory.

You're right!
It's 5:00.
It's Elmer time.

♪ I steal the water
from the lakes
and bottle it to sell

♪ I'm going to... ♪

-[SCREAMING] Stop!
-[BRAKES SCREECHING]

Where do you
think you're going?

The day's not even over.

Get on back to
pumping that lake.

Yes, sir! I'm sorry,
sir. Right away, sir.

What are you doing
back here? Huh!

I thought I told you to
go back to the plant! Huh!

[MUTTERING]

- Um, but...
- Get back in that
truck right now!

[ENGINE STARTING]

Gotta get back.
Back to the plant.
Oh, gosh! Whoa!

-[BRAKES SCREECHING]
-[SCREAMING] Stop!

You're going in
the wrong direction.

The lake's back thataway.

But the foreman said...

If I catch you
slacking off again...

Understand?

Entirely. Oh, I'm so
confused. So sorry, sir!

Won't happen again, sir.

[TREMBLING]

- You're back here again?
- But the...

If you come back
here one more time,
both of youse are fired!

Both of us?

Oh, great! I take
you under my wing and
this is the thanks I get?

Step on it, rookie!

Oh, boy-o! I really
screwed up this time.

[CHANTING] Can't get fired.
Can't get fired. Can't get...

Sheesh! This isn't
even fun anymore.

[CHANTING] Can't get fired.
Can't get fired.

Hey, pal. Did that foreman
look kind of familiar to you?

- No!
- Really?

- He didn't look like
a certain black duck?
- No!

A little black duck
that's been annoying
you this entire time?

Wait a minute!

-[GASPS]
- DAFFYS: We knew you'd get it.

[KISSING]

[ANGRILY] Oh!

[WHOOPING]

I'm not gonna let
some crazy duck

stop me from
bottling Earth's most
precious natural resource.

This guy keeps
sticking his hose
where it doesn't belong.

For the record, it
doesn't belong here either.

Oh, that doesn't seem right.

Ugh!

Oh, no! My hose is blocked.

I need to perform
mouth-to-hose resuscitation.

Hey, windbag!

Here's mud in your eye.

[EXHALING] Huh?

[WHOOSHING]

Don't worry, buddy!
I'll get you down.

Oh! [GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Told ya I'd get you down.

- Down in the dumps. Whoo-hoo!
-[GROWLING]

Let me hose you off.

Here, ducky, ducky, ducky!

Time to use my secret weapon.

[BLOWS DUCK LURE]

Hey!

[BLOWS LURE] Oh!

That duck is
playing head games.

- Jeez, this lake is filthy.
-[GROANING]

Whoo-hoo!

Try to get behind me
this time, Mr. Duck! [LAUGHS]

[BLOWS LURE]

I finally got him.

There's a hole in your theory.

And by theory, I mean canoe.

Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh! I never took
swimming lessons.

I guess I'll just
have to float here
until the tide comes in.

One tide! Coming up!

[EXCLAIMS]

[EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMING CONTINUES]

You never can tell
what's in this stuff.

Wait, wait, wait!
I've got another one.

I think this water
has been contaminated.

It looks a little "Fuddy."

[LAUGHING]

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