01x49 - Pork Lift/Thes in the City

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

BUGS: Ah, moving day.

Hard to believe
this is my last day
in this old place.

So many memories.

But it's time I moved
on to greener pastures.

There. Phew!

Oh, this is going
to take forever!

Maybe I should get some help.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[STUTTERING] Hello there.

I'm from the Lighting
Fast Moving company.

[STUTTERING] We move...
We move really quickly.

I'm Porky Pig, and I'll be
helping you move today.

Well, I got
a lot to move here,
so let's get cracking.

[STUTTERING] Yes,
let's get crack, uh, started.

[GRUNTING]

Are you playing
rugby there, sport?

[CHUCKLES]
Safety first.

[STUTTERING] Remember
to lift with your legs not
other parts of your body.

- Like this.
- What, that's it?

You lifted one measly box?
What kind of mover are you?

A careful one.

I wouldn't want
to pull a muscle.

Oh, come on,
you can lift more than one.

Watch me.
Check out these biceps.

Take a gander
at these triceps.

Feast your eyes on
this gluteus maximus.

- I'm good, thanks.
- Your loss.

Okay, now watch as I lift
all these boxes with ease.

-[GRUNTS]
-[BONES CRACKING]

-[GROANS]
-[TEETH CRACKING]

Oh, dear.

[STUTTERING] You never
overstuff a box.

If you're doing it right,
then you close up the box...

[STUTTERING] And you seal it
up securely.

You got to
slam it in, cram it in,

wham, bam, jam it in.

I think you put
a little too much stuff.

Not now Porky,
time's a wasting.

And your way
is taking forever.

Besides, I know
what I'm doing. See?

-[CRASHES]
-[GROANS]

My fine china!

My snow globes
from all 50 states.

Including Puerto Rico!

[SHOUTING]

- You need more tape.
- Where is it?

- It's under all this...
- Here!

Got it!

There, we did it.

[SCREAMS]

You definitely put
too much stuff in this box.

[SARCASTICALLY]
Oh, you think?

[SINGING TO HIMSELF]

Uh, Porky, don't you think
you're overdoing it a bit?

You can never be too careful.

- Well, if you say so.
-[POPPING]

What was that?

[STUTTERING] Oh, it just
bubble... This stuff.

- Wow! Hey, cool.
-[POPPING]

I didn't know it
could make that sound.

They do, if you pop 'em.

[BUBBLES POPPING]

♪ I roll out the wrap

♪ Toe pop, toe pop

♪ I roll out some more

♪ Finger pop, ear pop

♪ I spread it around

♪ Finger pop, butt pop

♪ I'm not slowing down
Leap, leap, bounce, bounce

♪ It's everywhere now
I pop with mop

♪ I wrap up the pig
And he goes plop

♪ I climb up so high

[GASPS]

♪ To the sky

♪ Then I take a swan dive ♪

[SCREAMS]

PORKY: No more bubble wrap.

BUGS: You up there, Porky?

Here I am, Mr. Bunny.

What do I do now?

You throw my stuff down to me
and I'll stack it in the yard.

That way we won't have
to make so many trips.

[STUTTERING]
Ok, here it comes.
I'm going to drop it.

Come on Porky,
pick up the pace a bit.

Here comes the next one,
try to keep up.

Oh, can't you
throw 'em out any faster?

Pretend my house
is on fire or something.

- What!
- My house is on fire!

[WHIMPERS]
Your house is on fire!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, Porky, okay.

Phew! I got 'em all.

Every single...

[CRASHES]

BUGS: Well, we did it.

Now we just need to load
everything into the truck
and we'll be all set.

Porky, why did you park
the truck all the way
over there?

That's to have it out of
the way so that none of your
belongings get damaged.

That's ridiculous!

I'm going to
pull it up, nice and close.

- Guide me in, won't you Porky?
- Sure thing.

Back up.

Little more.

- Stop!
-[TIRES SCREECH]

Slowly.

- Stop!
-[TIRES SCREECH]

Easy now.

BUGS: Oh, for crying out loud!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

-[TIRES SCREECH]
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[CRASHES]

Hey, what's this?

Why this box is filled with
the only possessions I owned,
when I first moved in here.

Hey, Porky, check these out.

They're my limited edition
famous carrot farmers in
history commemorative plates.

There are only three of them.
They are priceless.

When I first
moved into this place,

- those plates were
my most prized possessions.
-[PORKY STUTTERING]

I mean, what are the odds
I would find them on the day
I'm moving out?

They're pretty good, actually.

- But I...
- All I had to my name was
a handful of silverware

and those two plates.

- Uh...
- Not now, Porky.

I'm in the middle
of waxing nostalgic.

- Ah, it was a young...
-[STAMMERING]

- Bugs!
- What, Porky?

[expl*si*n]

Were you trying
to tell me that the truck was
rolling down the hill?

Uh-huh.

Did I forget to put
the parking brake on?

Uh-huh.

Do you have insurance?

You don't want to know
the answer to that question.

Good thing
I still got these plates.

[MUNCHING] You know,

now that all my stuff is gone,

this place is actually...
[SWALLOWS]

Just the right size.

I think I'll stay here.

You are going
to pay me, right?

BUGS: You don't want to know
the answer to that question.

Time to take a bite
out of the Big Apple.

Hey there, I'm checking in.

Welcome to
the Walnut Hysteria.

How may I help you?

Name's Bugs Bunny.

I'm here because
I won a game show.

How nice for you.

Well, you're in luck.
We have one room left.

I'll go and get
the key for you.

Wow, there's so much to see.

Grand Central Station,

Broadway shows,

the Empire State Building,

Statue of Liberty.

[THUDDING]

[ROARS]

At last, New York City!

How lucky you all are to be
graced by my royal presence.

Now bow down to me

and give me
the royal welcome I deserve.

For I am your King!

CONCIERGE:
Last key, last room.

I'll take that.
Thank you very much.

Hey, you can't take
away my hotel room.

Tell him, buddy.

Yes, I'm afraid his
room is the last available.

Well, enjoy your
room Your Highness.

Where am I supposed to sleep?

Guards, take out the trash.

Wait, you can't throw me out.

It's high time I mingled
with my loyal subjects.

[IRISH ACCENT]
Just, a minute there.

- Is this your car?
- Yes.

Do you see that sign there?

Uh, what sign, where?

Oh, excuse me.

You see that sign there?

Uh, now I do.

Well, this is
a no parking zone.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Wait, what are you doing?

BUGS: You can't
park that thing here.

How am I going
to get around the city now?

- Where are you trying to go?
-[SCREECHES]

Somewhere crowded.

Somewhere where a king
can make a grand entrance.

I think I got a solution
to both your problems.

Grand Central Station.

Wait right here,
and your loyal, royal
subjects will come to you.

Boy, oh boy!

Soon as they arrive,

we'll tell them
I rule them all.

Okay, here they come.

Here ye, peasants,

CROWD: Work, work, work, work,
work, work!

[SCREAMS]

[TRAINS HONKS HORN]

We must go some place
my people are in a little
less of a hurry.

This is more like it.

I'm actually impressed.

Such exquisite works.

This one reminds
me of my mother.

Why not take it back for her?

After all, you're the King.

And kings do
whatever they want.

-[ALARM BELLS RINGING]
-[CLEARS THROAT]

Hello loyal servants,
have this gift wrapped for me.

I'd like
the gift card to say...

-[THUDDING]
-[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

Valet, take me where
my people can see me.

But can't touch me.
[GROANS]

Sure thing, Your Majesty.

Where are all these
commoners going?

To a show, Doc.

Oh, this is a perfect
place to announce
myself as their ruler!

Welcome, plebs.

I am your King!

- I expect you
to bow down before...
-[DRUM ROLL]

Wait, my speech isn't over.

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANING]

Most people get
a kick out of that show.

But, you got a hundred
of them.

[GROANING]

I've decided
I'm done for today.

Doc, you're going
about this all wrong.

Allow me to introduce
you to Lady Liberty.

Whoa! She's the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen.

And she's got a crown.

And she's royalty, too?

She sure is.

Take me to her
immediately, rogue.

She looked a lot
smaller from farther away.

Well, if you're
turning cowardly, lion...

Absolutely not!

I will win her heart
regardless of her
gargantuan size.

Tell me how
to make that happen?

All you got to do
is plant a kingly kiss
on her sweet lips

and she'll be all yours.

Great!

I can't believe
I'm about to meet
the love of my life!

We're here.

I, King Thes, am here
to win your heart.

[KISSING]

Whoa!

[THUDDING]

He really fell for her.

Whoa, she makes
me feel all mushy inside.

That could have something
to do with the 300 foot drop.

I'm totally in love with her.

What am I going to do?

You really want
to win this lady's heart,

you got to get
inside her mind.

Great idea!

But how?

I'd take the stairs.

Thank you. Thank you!

THES: Hello! Hello!

[PANTING]

I'm here, my love.

THES: [ECHOING]
Anybody home?

Wow!

There is nothing
going on up here.

[GRUNTS] Looks like a cage.

[THUDDING]

Am I trapped up here?

[SCREAMS] Help!

Let me out!

I have claustrophobia!

And in other news,

Central Park Zoo officials
are attempting to deal with

a lion that apparently
been trying to marry
the Statue of Liberty.

-[REPORTER CHUCKLES]
- There's only one draw back
in New York City,

it sure is full of weirdos.