01x46 - Bugs in the Petting Zoo/Hawaiian Ice

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

No better way
to start your day
than with a little tai
chi.

Gives me complete awareness
of myself and my surroundings.

- ELMER: Excuse me.
- Ahhh!

You really caught me
off guard.

I'm Elmer Fudd,

and I was wondering
if you might be interested in
joining my animal menagerie.

Your animal menagerie, huh?

Oh, yes. It's quite lovely.

All expenses included.

Sounds too good to be true.

Oh, please, Mr. Wabbit.

Oh, all right.

I can't promise I'll stay,
but it can't hurt
to take a look.

Prepare to redefine luxury,
my friend.

I can't tell you how happy
I am to have you here.

BUGS: Thanks, doc.

I've been looking for
a wabbit everywhere.

-[DOOR BUZZES]
- And now that I've found one,
my menagerie is complete.

What's with all the cages?

Well, these are for all
the animals I've captured
for my petting zoo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
What?

A petting zoo?

Isn't it wonderful?

-[CHICKEN CACKLES]
- I've got a chicken.

-[GOAT BLEATS]
- A goat.

- A piglet.
-[PIG SNORTS]

A weasel. A wama. A baby wion.

Run, run while you can.

- Uh, what are those, mac?
- What?

-[GROWLING SOUNDS]
- This?
These are the customers.

[SHOUTING]

[BUGS GRUNTS]

Look, a baby lion!

KIDS: A lion! A lion!

I gotta get outta here.

A great first day, wabbit.

Yeah, I'm not sure
I'll be sticking around.

Oh, bunny.

Please don't ruin this for me.

Besides,
you're the star attraction.

Now, let me tell you
the rules.

Lights out at 8 o'clock.

No phone calls. No visitors.

And you got an hour of
recreation time in the yard.

Except, there is no yard.

And rec time is actually
mandatory chores.

This sounds like a prison.

Oh, no, no.

- It's a petting zoo.
-[GATE SLAMS]

It's absolutely impossible
for anyone to escape.

Who're you talking to, doc?

That wabbit. I locked him
in this inescapable...

Hey! Oh!

We've got a place
for animals like you.

Solitary confinement.

Or as we call it, the hole.

Holes? I love holes!

Not this one you won't.

- Oh! Ow!
-[DOOR SLAMS]

[LAUGHING]

- That'll teach
that little fella.
-[UKULELE PLAYING]

Is that a ukulele?

Oh, hey, doc.

There weren't a lot of
creature comforts down here.

So, I made
a few modifications.

[GROWLS]
All right.

A crafty critter like you
requires solitary,
solitary confinement.

It's in the box for you.

Now, if I can just get
this latch to fasten.

- BUGS: Maybe jiggle it
while you push?
-[GROANING]

- I tried that.
- Oh, doc. If you just...

- May I?
- Please. By all means.

Oh, I see.
You lift it, then turn it.

- Then it'll slide.
- Oh, great.

- Remember to lift and turn.
- Okay.

Then just flip flap A over,

so it falls perpendicular
to the top.

I think it's working.

Then rotate side panels F
and G

and fasten them to the base.

- Got it.
- Then just close
the door and...

- Lift it while you turn it.

I did it.
I finally got it to latch.

Great. Now, uh,
do I just leave you here?

I usually put the box
in the hole.

Oh, yeah.
That sounds terrible.

Oh, it is.

And they say you can't fit
a square peg in a round hole.

[ELMER GROWLS]

All right, wabbit.

There's no way
you're gonna escape this time.

This cell has


-[DOOR SLAMS]
-[GIGGLES]

You can't pull any
funny business if I'm watching
his every move.

[CLOCK TICKING]

Can't sleep.

Gotta watch the...

Wabbit.

[SNORING]

I'm awake!

[YAWNS]

Sorry to wake you, wabbit.

But I need you to move over
so I can get some sleep.

Mr. Wabbit. Mr. Wabbit?

[EXCLAIMS]

Oh, my. What have I done?

All I wanted to do was
show off your little nose
and fluffy tail.

And your long beautiful ears
to come off just like this?

Oh!

It's a conspiracy.

Huh?

Where are you, wabbit?

-[GOAT BLEATING]
- Ah! Whoa!

- Oh, no.
-[PARROT SQUAWKING]

-[ROARS]
- My animals. My menagerie.

[MAKING POLICE SIREN SOUNDS]

Quick, doc,
we got a jailbreak.

But, how did they escape?

Who cares?
Maybe I let 'em out.

Doesn't matter now.
They're gone.

We got a code red.

- A code red?
- Come on. Get the dogs.

We gotta track 'em down.

[GROWLING AND BARKING]

- Here's the scent, fellas.
Take a nice, long whiff.
-[SNIFFING]

Go track 'em down!

Impressive.

They sure know what to do.

It's a good thing
we had this shirt.

Hey!

-[DOGS BARKING]
- Ahhh!

ELMER: Ow! Ah!
[GROANING]

[WHISTLES] All right.
Nice work, fellas.

Go ahead. Take five.

[WAILS]

Well, that was
the most aggressive rowing
I've ever experienced.

[SMACKS]
Well, the day's not over yet.

- Huh?
- Just because you're
feeling beat up

doesn't mean we don't have
a business to run.

You're the new
star attraction.

- KIDS: Yeah!
- There she is, kids.

The pot-bellied sniveler.

[KIDS SHOUTING]

No, no, no!

[ELMER SCREAMS]

Hawaiian Vacation.

Nothing like sunning
on the beach

while a gentle breeze
tickles your toes.

[WIND HOWLING]

Did I say gentle?

I meant strong.
A strong breeze.

Forget that.
More like a freezing cold
jet stream.

[GRUNTS]

[ZAPPING]

Ah!

Nothing like chillin' on
the beach with my igloo
full of frozen smoothies.

Uh, excuse me.

I'm trying to enjoy my warm
and sunny vacation.

And you're freezing up
the place.

- What gives?
- Me?

I'm on vacation myself.

I am a Winter Stag.

I bring the snow.

-[ZAPS]
-[GRUNTS]

Uh, if you love snow so much,
why not vacation
in Antarctica?

- Or Alaska?
- I had a coupon.

You came to Hawaii,
but you don't like
the weather?

Oh, it's way too hot here.

So, why come to Hawaii?

Because I needed a vacation.

So, you picked
a tropical paradise?

I had a coupon!

Fine. Just try to keep
your freezy antlers
from pointing in my...

-[SMACKS]
-[GASPS]

[GROWLS]

I'm sorry. Maybe if I try
reattaching it like, uh...

How dare you touch
the antlers?

[INHALES AND BLOWS]

-[GROWLS]
-[CHUCKLES]

Sorry about that, doc.
Aw!

What do you know?
He gave me the cold shoulder.

Let's hoof 10, y'all!

Whoa! Ah!

This isn't very fun.

How can anybody
enjoy this liquid?

Time to work on a few
of the old maneuvers.

The downward rabbit.

The expired yogurt.

The upside-down
pineapple carrot.

-[GIGGLES]
-[WAVES CRASHING]

What's goin' on here?

Now, this is the vacation
I was hoping for.

That frozen tundra needs
a hot oil treatment.

I know just where to get it.

Time to get this fella
fired up.

[MAKING TRIBAL NOISES]

[expl*si*n]

I'm catchin' some sweet air.

[SCREAMS]

[EXCLAIMING]

So hot. So hot!

Oh, I'm definitely not
warming up to that rabbit.

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

My Hawaiian vacation
wouldn't be complete
without a little cliff
diving.

Geronimo!

My vacation
wouldn't be complete

without a little
waterfall skating.

Huh? Yikes!

Woo-hoo!

Oh, yeah.

[GURGLING]
That stag is really putting
a damper on my good time.

Snow deer.

[BLUBBERING]

Ah, this is luau going to be
the perfect ending
to this beautiful day.

- What the...
-[WINTER STAG LAUGHS]

Ah! Winter is coming.

Welcome aboard
Blizzard Airlines.

Oh, why, thank you.

I'm sorry to bother you,
but we have an unusually
full flight.

I'm afraid I'm going
to have to, uh,
see your boarding pass.

[STAMMERS]
My boarding pass?

[STAMMERS] I'm afraid
I don't have one.

What? No boarding pass?

Well, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to bump you
from this flight.

What? No one bumps
the Winter Stag!

Well, I just did.

-[GROANS]
- Bump.

[SCREAMING]

-Aloha.
- Huh? Oh.

-Aloha.
-[GIGGLES]

[BOTH GIGGLING]

Oh, stop!

Sorry about that.

No worries.

How about an apple, handsome?

Oh! You think
because I'm a deer

and you have an apple,
I'll do anything you say.

Well, you're right!

Uh, uh, uh, uh.
You want the apple,

first you have to join me
in a Hawaiian tradition called
"get low and limbo-limbo."

With pleasure!

Lower.

Lower!

[WHAPS]

I'm not sure
where you're going with this,

but I like your style.

You earned this apple,
big boy.

Ah! Mmm.

[FIRE SIZZLING]

My antlers!

[GROWLS]

Nice try, stag,
but I still carry
a torch for you.

Oh!

Ah-ha!

[GROWLS]

[RAIN DRIZZLING]

Well, look what we've done.

Ah! Whoa! Oh!

It seems that
fighting each other for
the perfect vacation...

Has left us both out
in the rain.

But it might not be too late.

[SLURPS]

Mmm.

Now,
this is the perfect
vacation.

I couldn't agree
with you more.

- Another shaved ice?
- Yeah.

Lei it on me.

[LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]