01x39 - Just One of Those Days/Mooch Housin' Syndrome

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[YAWNING]

Not today, Doc.

-[TRUMPET BLOWS]
- Hello, fair rabbit!

It is I, Sir Littlechin.

Might you assist me in
capturing the Hooded Bear
of the Northern Fjords?

Uh, no thanks.

[HUMMING]

I'll be needing
that foot, rabbit,

and I'll be needing it now.

You've gotta be kidding me.
What's next?

I take this forest as my own!

Oh, well.
No use fighting fighting.

Let's do this!

[GROWLING]

Tally-h*.

Rabbit!

[GRUNTING]

Huh? Wait,
what's going on here?

I wasn't paying attention.

Hey, lady,
wanna play patty cake?

Not now, Bigfoot.
I sorta got my hands full!

[ALL GROWLING]

Uh, how about now?

[EXCLAIMING]

SHAMELESS: Soda bread!

- Gotcha, rabbit!
- Tally-h*!

BARBARIAN: I crush you!

[BARBARIAN GRUNTING]

♪ Oh, Danny Boy

♪ The pipes, the pipes
are calling ♪

I can't keep this up forever.

Hey, Littlechin!
Wanna hunt a leprechaun?

What?

Tally-h*, a leprechaun!

-[BUGS GIGGLING]
-[GRIM RABBIT GROWLING]

[SCREAMS]

Let's make this
a little more interesting.

BUGS: Hey, Doc.
GRIM RABBIT: Huh?

My name isn't
even on this list.

Hmm.

[SHAMELESS YELLING]

Get back here,
you forest sprite!

LITTLECHIN: Tally-h*!
Oh! My bloomers!

- Huh?
- Those lucky rabbit's
feet be mine.

You mind if I play a little
leg-severing music
while you work?

-[CELTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- Oh, whatever you
want, rabbit. Blimey!

Me foot! Oh, oh, oh!

I can't resist the sound
of me homeland!

I'm coming, Mama!

I'm coming! [SCREAMS]

-[GROWLING]
- Yikes!

Lady! Now can we
play patty cake?

SHAMELESS: Oi!

[SLURPING]

Not now, Bigfoot!

- Later!
-[GRUNTING]

[SHAMELESS YELLING]

What the? Now, this will
bring me ten times the luck
of a wee rabbit's foot!

-[GRUNTING]
- Whee!

BUGS: Bigfoot!

- Coming, lady!
-[SQUISHING]

[GRIM RABBIT GROWLING]

[GROANING] Me back!

Patrick Stewart's
potato salad!

An immortal, magical
rabbit's foot.

This would have me set
for life! La-dee... [SCREAMS]

Rabbit!

Enough jesting about!

You must help me find
the Hooded Bear!

Once I've tagged this beast...

BIGFOOT: Oh, we love
to play tag!

-[CLANGING]
-[LITTLECHIN YELLING]

You're it!

[SLURRING] I love a Gingham
summer dress,

but the spaghetti straps
make me look fat.

That's three down,
just one more to go.

- Now, I just gotta...
- Play patty cake?

- No, Bigfoot, not now!
- Okay.

[YELLING]

[GRUNTING]

[CHOMPING NOISILY]

-[SPITS]
-[BUGS SCREAMS]

[BUGS GRUNTS]

Look, the only way any of us
are getting out of here

is if we defeat
the Barbarian together.

What say you,
reaper of rabbits?

- Mmm-hmm.
- SHAMELESS: Fine!

Let's do this.

-[ALL EXCLAIMING]
-[BARBARIAN GRUNTING]

Finally where I belong!

Here we come, haggis head!

Release the Krakos!

[ALL SCREAMING]

No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!

[CRASHING]

[ALL GRUNTING AND EXCLAIMING]

Hey! It's him.

The Great White Hooded Bear
of the Northern Fjords!

A-ha! Oh!

Up for a little
bare-knuckle boxing, are we?

Oh, no!
I can hardly "bear" it.

[SLURRING] It's just
an Ursa Minor scratch.

Things are getting grizzly.

Is that koala you got?

[GROANING]

Keep it up, Littlechin!
You're wearing him out!

[BARBARIAN LAUGHING]

You thought
you could defeat me?

You need someone much bigger
and stronger than you
if you hope to take me down!

Bigfoot!

That's my name,
don't wear it out.

I wanna play patty cake now!

[GROWLING]

BIGFOOT: Patty cake!

♪ Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man

♪ Bake me a cake
as fast as you can! ♪

Hey, Bigfoot, I have
a new game for you to play.

All you have to do is put
everyone here in a sack.

I love putting things
in sacks!

- Wait, what? No!
-[GIGGLING]

No sack!

[ALL GROANING AND MUMBLING]

In you go! All done.
Now what?

Now you gotta beat
the lumps out.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Whoo-hoo!

Now, you just gotta
toss the sack into the woods,

and you win!

No, I won't.

You said I have to put
everyone in the sack,

but you're not in here yet.

Yipe!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[CRASHING]

Okay. Come back now!

BIGFOOT: Lady?

[KNOCKING]

-[GRUMBLING]
-[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

Oh, for crying out loud!
He's not at home, tree rat.

Take the hint and beat it.

Ah!

[SIGHS]

Finally, some peace and quiet.

[SQUEAKING]

I finally get some
rest and relaxation
in my own front yard,

and I am not about to let
Bugs' pesky partner
in crime ruin my plan!

[SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKING ANGRILY]

Ah! Hmm.

[CACKLING]

[SQUEAKS WHIMPERING]

-[WHIMPERING GROWING LOUDER]
- What is it now?

[SQUEAKS GROANING]

Oh, no. I'm not falling
for your ruse, hairball.

Oh, dear.

Bugs would be incorrigible
if I let something happen to
his cantankerous compatriot.

Are you okay, faker?

Are you playing possum,
possum?

[COUGHING FEEBLY]

Oh, no! Seems I really
hurt the little gerbil.

Ah, but don't worry.

I'll have you up
and annoyingly annoying
in no time.

First things first.

You're going to need
some bed rest.

Allow me to introduce you
to my numerical
adjustable bed.

Trademark pending.

Here, allow me to demonstrate.

This easy-to-use controller
allows this beauty to adapt
in any way you require.

Number one will
raise your head,

number eight
will raise your feet.

Over 200 numerical
combinations

guaranteed to
raise your spirits!

And, if the customer
orders now,

they'll get an upgrade that
includes the pillow plumper!

[WILE CHUCKLING]

Here, give it a whirl.

-[BEEPING]

-[WILE GRUNTING]
-[CONTROLLER BEEPING]

[CLANKING]

[MOANS]

[SLURRING] The bed just
did a number on me.

And I just did
a number in the bed.

[LAUGHING]

[SQUEAKING]

Okay, I think what
you need most now is rest.

But should you need anything,

anything at all,
just blow this horn.

[HORN BLOWING]

Yes?

You want me to elevate
your feet? But you're holding
the controller, I mean you...

[SQUEAKING]

[LAUGHING] Never mind.

There.

[HORN BLOWING]

[ANGRILY] What is it now?

I mean... Yes?

[SQUEAKING]

A glass of water?

I guess that's reasonable.

Here you go.

[SQUEAKING]

A straw? Why you...

[SQUEAKING]

[GROWLING]

Coming right up.

One water with straw.

[SQUEAKING]

A bendy straw?

- You want a bendy straw?
- Uh-huh.

Oh, I'll give you
a bendy straw.

Ta da!

Hmm. [SQUEAKS]

[MUTTERING]

[HORN BLOWING]

You know what?
Let's give the horn a rest.

[WHINING]

You're hungry?
I have just the thing.

Bicarbonate of soda,
monoglutamate five,

rice starch,
a drop of antihistamine,

an ounce of quinoa,
a dram of bounce back-a-tude,

and voila!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

I just whipped up a batch
of Wile E. Coyote's

aches and pains sure-fire
fever and cold cure-all.

This little concoction has
been in my family for, oh,
fifteen seconds now.

One dose of this potent potion
and you'll be fixed
in no time.

Ew!
No, no, no, no.

If you don't want to drink
this healing elixir, I will.

Uh, to my health.

[GULPING]

[EXCLAIMS]

Next time, lighter
on the cyclamate.

[GRUNTING] And maybe
eliminate the caffeine?

[GRUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]

And maybe cut back
on the glucose!

[SCREAMS]

Definitely lighter
on the cyclamate.

BUGS: ♪ There were four
in the bed
and the little one said

♪ roll over
roll over ♪

- Oh, no! Bugs is back!
- Whoo-hoo!

[SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY]

Well, at least one of us
is feeling better.

Wait! Don't
tell on me, please!

Uh-oh.

-♪ And one fell out
there were two in the bed ♪
-[SQUEAKING URGENTLY]

- Oh, hiya, Squeaks.
-[HORN BLOWING]

- What's that all about?
-[SQUEAKING]

Ah, Squeaks.

Answering the call
from a friend in need.

Your willingness
to nurse me back to health
moves me deeply.

-[CONTROLLER CLICKS]
- Uh-oh.

-[WILE YELLING]
-[BED SLAMMING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪