01x37 - Squeak Show/Rodeo Bugs

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[HUMMING]

Bugs! You there?

[BIGFOOT SNIFFING]

Smells like it's coming
from Lady's house.

Oh, hey! I didn't know Lady
had a kitty cat!

Oh no! Kitty got out.
I'm sure Lady wouldn't
want her kitty to run away.

- Hey, kitty!
-[WHIMPERING]

- Stay still, kitty, I'm here
to help you. Got you.
- Oh...

Hey, Lady! I got your kitty.

Lady's not home. I know.
I'll just slide
you under the door.

-[POUNDING]
-[GRUNTS]

- BIGFOOT: Maybe
you'll fit through here.
-[GROANING]

[POUNDING]

Over the top?

[GROANING]

Ah!

- Oh...
- Hey, how about the keyhole?

Ah!

Come back here.

[GRUNTING]

Bad kitty! Don't you hide
from me.

-[LOUD SLAM]
- Hi, kitty!

[SCREAMING]

-[THUD]
- Ow.

[SCREAMING]

[SHUDDERING]

Kitty keeps running away.
So kitty needs a collar.

[BELL TINKLING]

[SNARLS]

-[SCREECHES]
- BIGFOOT: Aw.

You're a cute, kitty.
Now, hold still.

[GRUNTS]

Huh? Kitty, where'd you go?

[PANTING]

There you are.
Ready for your collar?

-[SCREAMING]
-[GAGS]

-[GRUNTING]
-[SNAPPING]

Ready or not, here I come!

[CHITTERING LOUDLY]

[PANTING]

Phew...

Oh no!
Kitty's stuck up in a tree.

How will I get her down?

Hmm...

[SLAMS]

Hold on, kitty.
I'll get you down.
I brought Lady's ladder.

Easy, easy.

Hmm, still not tall enough.

- I know! I'll get more of
Lady's stuff.
-[TREMORS]

Okay, Lady's TV, Lady's chair,

- Lady's other chair,
Lady's bathrobe...
- Huh? Geez.

BIGFOOT: Lady's dresser,

- lamp, safe, Lady's vacuum...
-[RATTLING]

Lady's closet door,
Lady's stove...

[PANTING]

[BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF]

Lady's armchair,

Lady's magazine rack and
finally, Lady's umbrella.

Don't worry, kitty,
here I come.

-[SQUEAKS]
- Whoa-h*-h*! Whoa!

Yay!

-[SCREAMING]
- Hey,

- you're going
to miss all the fun!
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

[CRASHING]

Huh? [CHUCKLES]
Hey, kitty, don't go away now.

- Don't you worry, kitty...
-[GRUNTING]

Mmm, I'll take care of you
until Lady gets home.

You must be hungry.

Hmm? What do kitties eat?

[CHIRPING]

-[SQUAWKING]
- Look, kitty.
I got you din-dins.

- Oh no, no, no...
-[SMACKING]

[GULPING]

What's the matter?
Does kitty have a hairball?

-[POUNDING]
-[COUGHS]

[GAGS]

- Now, doesn't
that feel better?
-[COUGHS]

Now let's get you cleaned up
and ready for beddy-bye.

-[GRUNTING]
- Okay, kitty, time
to get cleaned.

[EXCLAIMING]

♪ Splishy, splashy,
wash the kitty

♪ Make the kitty, oh so... ♪

-[SCREECHES]
- Uh...

[GROANS]

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

Kitty.

Bad kitty, bad!
It's not playtime after bath.

- Aww, I can't stay mad at you!
-[STRUGGLING]

Now, aren't you ready for
sleepy nigh-nigh?

Here you go, kitty.

- Gonna tuck you in,
nice and tight.
-[GRUNTING]

Aww, cute kitty.

-[SCREAMING]
- Good kitty.

[PURRING] Ah.

Once upon a time,
there was a pretty
orange kitty

whose best friend
had lots of fur.

They had so much fun together,
playing all day... Huh?

[SNORING]

Aww, the little fella's
fast asleep. Shh!

- Thanks for
the super fun day, kitty.
-[EXHALES]

BIGFOOT: Sleep tight, kitty.

-[CRASH]
-[HUMMING]

Ah, what a long day.
I'm so tired.

I can't wait to go into my
room, sit down and relax.

What?

My house!
All my furniture is missing.

How did this happen?

Whoever did this is going to
get a piece of my...

- Squeaks!
-[STAMMERS] Meow?

You better have a good
explanation of what the
heck happened here.

[CHITTERING EXCITEDLY]

All right, all right,
believe me. I know what
a day with Bigfoot is like.

[YAWNS]

Ah, let's just call it a day
and tomorrow we can tackle
this with fresh eyes.

-[YAWNS]
-[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]

-[SNORING]
-[PURRING]

-[FOOTSTEPS]
- Canonball!

[CRASH]

-[HORSE WHINNYING]
-[THUD]

Ah, the rodeo.

All the smells of the zoo with
less interesting animals.

- SAM: What in tarnation?
-[HORSE WHINNYING]

I can't see a ding darn thing,
you blocking prairie rat,
let's see how he likes it.

What the... Well, two
can play at this game.

All right, Sam, you win.
You wanna be in front,
by all means, do it.

Ha! Nobody beats
Yosemite Sam, and lucky
me, a front row seat.

[HORN BLOWING]

- Huh, what's that horn mean?
-[WOOD CREAKING]

-[SHUDDERING]
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
-[WHINNIES]

Come on, Sammy boy!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo.

Whoa!

Whoa, boy.
Oh, come on, boy.
Please, whoa!

- SAM: Ah! [GROANING]
- There you are!

We've been looking
all over for you.
No time to lay around,

- we gotta get another
bull in the chute.
- Whoa!

Oh.

Ugh, razzen frazzen!

No, Sam, not that one,
that one!

Which one?

That one in the back.

Pardon me, excuse me,
excuse me, pardon me,
just passing through...

-[BULLS SNORTING]
-Pardonnez-moi!

Horse biscuits.

Yep, that's him.

-[GROWLING]
-[SHUDDERING] Let's go,
big fella. Nice bull.

-[HORN BLOWING]
- Whoa!

-[BULLS MOOING]
-[SAM GROANING]

Whoa!

-[GROWLING]
- Byeee...

Get back here, varmint! Huh?

- Hi, Sam!
- Why you...

[GRUNTING] Come on.

Argh! [BREATHING HEAVILY]

- Whew!
- Need a towel, doc?

- Thank you, kindly.
- No sweat!

Awful nice of you, rabbit!
Folks say chivalry
is dead. Wait a minute.

[CHUCKLES]

[GROANS]

Oh, razzen frazzen...
Where'd you go, rabbit?

Ladies and gentlemen,

allow me to introduce
Sammy, the rodeo clown.

Ooh, you big-eared galoot!

-[HONKS]
-[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

Ooh!

BUGS: Do some tricks, clown!

- No way, rabbit.
-[AUDIENCE BOOING]

Oh, all right, far be it
for me to be disappoint
my fans!

Whoo! Nobody works the rope
like Yosemite Sam, rabbit!

Whoo-hoo!

What the... Where'd I go?

Rabbit? Hey! What the... Oh!
Pull me back, rabbit!

So cold, so dark. Oh,
don't send me back!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[GRUNTING]

All right, we're gonna finish
this thing in the ring!
Pick your bull.

Huh? Only two bulls.
We'll have to flip for it.

Lucky thing I brought my
two-face Confederate penny.

Heads, I choose,
tails you lose.

[CHUCKLES]

Looks like I'll be riding
Daisy today.

Ooh, that's a lotta bull.

- You chose poorly.
-[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

ANNOUNCER: The first,
Bugs Bunny riding
Hannibull Lector.

[SNORTS]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

-[CLOCK BUZZING]
-Amazing, what a ride!

Up next, Sammy,
the rodeo clown on Daisy.

The trick is to stay on, huh?

Well, I gots
an easy way to do that...

[CHUCKLES] Let's see if you
can shake me off now.
Start the clock!

[PINGS]

Yee-haw!

Whoa-h*-h*!

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa! Don't listen to him,
you belligerent bovine. Uh-oh!

[SAM GROANING]

[SAM SCREAMING]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[CONTINUES TO GROAN]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Great! Beautiful twirl, Daisy.

I did it. I've done
tamed this beast!

Somebody should've told him
he only needs to stay on
for eight seconds.

Hee, hee, hee, hee.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪