01x36 - Bugs for Mayor/The Lepra-Con

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Sure hope this figurine of
a bunny getting a shampoo
makes it to my mom unbroken.

[EXCLAIMS]

Mama's figurine!
Are you okay there, buddy?

Okay, I'll circle back
to you. Who did this?

What's the big idea?

- Hey buddy,
I'm talking to you.
-[WHIRRING]

I don't have time to talk to
a bucktoothed beaver wannabe.

I have an election to win.

Huh?

You can't put a sign here.
This is my front lawn.

This isn't your lawn.

It's the forest's lawn.
And if I'm elected mayor,

then rabbits won't even
have a lawn,

because this entire forest
will be for beavers only.

[GROANS]

You think you're going
to be elected mayor?

Who's going to vote for you?

- I'm the only one running.
- We'll see about that.

And remember,
a vote for Squint Eatswood

is a vote for beavers
everywhere.

BUGS: I am a candidate
for all animals.

I was born and raised
right here in the forest.

I say, vote for Bugs!

No lazy lapine is going
to out-stump me.

Ha! I say vote for beaver!

Vote for Bugs!

[GROWLING]

[PANTING]

Ah. Vote for...

Huh?

- Vote for Bugs.
-[SCREAMS]

[SQUINT GROANS]

What the...

No, no, no, no! [EXCLAIMS]

You can chew up
all the signs you want,
I'll just put up more.

Two can play at that game.

Well, looks like we've run
out of space.

I guess it's a draw.

Wait, there's one more spot!
I win.

That does it!
I demand a debate.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the first debate.

[STUTTERING]

No, no, no, no, no.
Not a chance.

If we let that pig do
all the talking,

we'll never get
through this cartoon.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the first
and only debate between
the mayoral candidates.

Let's begin with a question
for Mr. Eatswood.

What would you say
is your first priority

should you be elected mayor?

To make the forest safe and
affordable for beavers only!

And candidate number two,
what is your response?

We'll circle back to you.
Mr. Bunny, your retort.

Can you repeat the question?

What do you hope to accomplish
in running for mayor?

To win.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Well played, Mr. Bunny.
All right, Mr. Eatswood.

How do you plan to tackle
the education debacle
in the Redwoods?

Uh... Um...

With a lot of class.

Mr. Bunny.
Who should we vote for?

- Bugs.
- Correct.

Mr. Eatswood, explain time.

Huh? Uh...

- Can you repeat the...
- Explain time.

Explain...

- We don't have time for that.
-[ALL LAUGHING]

Time is...

You take the five
and carry it over the...

Get your ponchos!
Get them while they're dry.

Can I take a stab at this one?
I think time is up.

Again, nice work, Mr. Rabbit.

We understand there's been
a bit of mudslinging in the
course of the campaign.

I assure you,
I refuse to stoop...

Oh, ha-ha, Mr. Eatswood.

I should have expected
such a metaphor play
from your party.

I would never.

These are the kind
of wild accusations

you can expect from
a filthy mud-loving rabbit!

Uh... [CLEARS THROAT]

[MUTTERING]

There you are! I've been
looking all over for you.

- Who are you?
- I am your campaign manager.

Your poll numbers
are skyrocketing.

Whoops! I have it upside down.

Oh my, looks like we need
to turn your campaign around.

Come on, it's time
for your big speech.

All you need to do is read
the teleprompter.
Here, use my glasses.

My fellow animals,
we have nothing to fear
but my getting elected.

If elected, I promise
to steal all your houses
and your wives.

-[LAUGHS]
-[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

Ask not what your country
can do for you,

but what you can do for me,

which is give me
all your money.

Also, I want you
to know that I have
a lot of boogers in my fur,

and I will use those boogers
to make you food.

- Huh?
- What?

[LAUGHING]

- Oh, I'll get you, rabbit.
- Uh-oh, time to vote.

No one outvotes a beaver.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

That's it!
The polls are closed.

The winner by
a landslide is this guy.

Here are the keys
to the forest.

Well, folks,
that's democracy in action.

Mama's carrot soup recipe
is guaranteed to win.

Whoa!

My pot! My soup!
What did I trip over?

Another pot? Of all the luck!

Well, if I hurry, I can gather
everything I need and still
make the cook off.

Hoity-toity-toity.

Oh, no! Me lucky pot of gold!

I left it unattended
for weeks right here.

BUGS:
♪ The farmer in the dell

Shuddery shamrocks,
what's that?

♪ Hai h* the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

Potato chips!

LEPRECHAUN: Those are
the biggest rabbit's feet
I've ever seen.

Just one of those lucky charms
would be more than enough
to fill me pot of gold.

♪ The farmer in... ♪

-[STRAINING]
- Um... Can I help you?

Excuse me,
but I couldn't help notice
you have me pot of gold.

Pot of gold? Look, pal,
when I found this pot,
it was empty.

Yeah, well, I've made
some bad investments...

And truth to be told, I'd be
willing to trade me pot

for just one of your giant
lucky rabbit's feet.

Sorry, pal. Finders keepers.
Oh, look at the time!

I'm late for
the cook-off as is.
So I'll just be on my way.

All right!
I tried being nice with you.

But I will be
taking that foot.
It's up to you now.

Do you want to do this
the easy or the hard way?

Hmm...
Let's do it the hard way.

What?

[GURGLING]

Oh, the hard way it is!

Ahoy!

A true outdoorsman
like yourself needs
a sturdy pair of work boots.

Just slip on the bad boys

and I will demonstrate
the durability
of the reinforced steel ankle.

Thanks, but not interested.

Kettle cooked!

Bugsie, baby! Just in time.

I just need you
to plant your feet here
in this quick drying cement.

No! Not yet.

What do you say there, baby?

- You're totes down?
- No, thanks.

Oh, big barbecue! Huh?

[SCREAMS]

Hoity toity toity toity.
I've been fair with ye.

But I'll be needing
that foot and I need it now!

Look, doc, you obviously
haven't thought this through.

What do you mean?

Well, you are offering
to trade your pot here
for my foot, right?

- Aye.
- Because my foot
will bring you luck, right?

- Aye.
- And luck will
get you gold, right?

Aye!

But if I have your pot,
where are you going
to put your gold?

I hadn't thought of that.
You better
find a pot first.

Wait a minute.
If I have me gold, then
I could buy me pot back.

- Now you're thinking.
- So, how much for the pot?

- This pot?
- Yeah, that pot!

- It's not for sale.
- Oh, come on.
Everything has a price.

- Not everything.
- Name your price.

- Okay. All your gold.
- What? Why,
that's highway robbery!

Oh, all right, fine!

Would you be willing
to take an IOU?

- Really? I give an inch?
- Oh, come on. I need this pot!

If I don't have a pot,
I won't have anywhere

to put the gold
that I get from the luck
that I got from the pot

that I traded you for the pot
in the first place!

Fine. I will take an IOU
if you will.

- Fine.
- Fine.

- Fine!
- Fine!

[GROWLS]

Ha, that's how it is done!

When you go toe to toe,
shameless or scanty,

you'd better
bring your A game.

I got me pot just like I...

Oh! [GRUNTS]
Give me that foot.

Fine, I'll give you
my foot but first,
you gotta give me a hand.

- A hand?
- Hand me the 10 cups
of diced carrots.

Now, two tablespoons
of finely ground pepper.

- There, there.
- One clove of garlic...

- There, there, there, there!
- One cup of celery...

- Finally, one can of bam!
- I don't see the can o' bam.

- I got it.
-[THUD]

Shepard's pie!

[GRUNTS]

- Mmm...
- What's with all the racket?

[LAUGHING]

[EAGLE SCREECHES]

-[PANTING]
- Oh... [CHOKING]

Ooh!

Drat! Me cloud's run dry.

[EXCLAIMS]

[PLAYING PIPE]

Do you think a wee bit of
pipe is going to stop me
in me tracks?

What the...

LEPRECHAUN:
I'll get that foot yet.

Oh, come on, just step inside!

Oh, for St. Peter's sake!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Yeah, yeah. That's right.
[LAUGHING]

-[GRUNTS]
- Ta-da!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Congratulations. You are
one spectacular dancer.

So light on your feet.

And also the blue ribbon
winner in today's fourth
Annual Cook-off.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Gather around, everybody.
Soup's on!

I told you I'd win
the blue ribbon.

That's easy when
you got two rabbit's feet.

Go away.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪