01x29 - Bugs on Ice/Bug Scouts

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Okay, Squeaks,
don't try to go too fast.

Try this out.

Uh-huh. Oh, uh-oh. Oh!

How cute.

I remember when I was
first learning to skate.

Greetings,
lucky soon to be spectators,

I bring you all
a special treat.

Me!

ALL: Yeah, yeah,
you show them.
Victor, we love you.

We are your biggest fans!

What a pleasure it is
for you to have me
here today.

I suppose you think
you're a great figure skater.

Uh, I guess
I'm pretty decent.

[SARCASTICALLY]
Oh, I'm so impressed.

I'm shaking in my skives.

[LAUGHING IN A CHEERING TUNE]

Oh, you're so funny, Victor.

I didn't say I was amazing.

Ah, but I am.

A spin, a twist
and you can't help
but look at me!

I am grace and beauty
in motion.

I am the Victor!

I didn't know
this was a competition.

[LAUGHING IN A TUNE]

Everything's a competition,
my friend.

I am more graceful than you,

I am faster than you

and I can dance
better than you.

And while some of us
were destined to skate,

some of us are are you.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Everyone, clear the ice!

I am going to treat you all
to an ice dance

dedicated to the most
important person in my life,

myself.

[ALL GROANING]

Victor's ego is so big,
he needs the entire lake, huh?

Well, to the victor
goes the spoils.

Feel free to admire me!

ALL: You are amazing, Victor.

Who is he to ruin
everyone's good time?

Let's see how graceful he is
when he is shell-shocked!

Nuts!

[GROWLING]

[SQUEAKING]

Pee-yew!

[GROWLING]

[YELLS]

That ought to cool him off.

[YELLING]

Penalty, icing.
Come on, fellow,
you know better.

[MUMBLING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

Did the referee see that?

[BUGS HUMMING]

I hope you're faster
than you are graceful.

If you're so smart,

I challenge you
to a 3,200 meter super medley!

You're on, mister. Just a sec.

Ready?

[DRUMS PLAYING]



Ready, set, go!

Whee!

Look, Squeaks, I'm doing it.

Oh, oh, I think
I got a foot cramp.

Oh! Don't you hate
when that happens?

You know, I think
I'll enjoy being a snow bunny.

Uh-oh,
there's a big hole here.

Somebody can trip and fall in.

That's better.

[MUFFLED VOICE]

[ICE CRACKING]

[YELLING]

All right, this ends now!

No one makes a loser
out of Victor!

Let's dance.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

[MEN GASP]

His hand touched the ice.

-[EXCLAIMS]
- Oops, butter fingers.

[THUDDING]

[EXCLAIMS]

Yay! Go, Bugs!

What? He's a good skater.

[VICTOR YELLING]

[SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER]

[YELLS]

[SCREAMS]

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANS]

Bet you didn't know
these could go so fast.

I made a few adjustments.

[CROWD CHEERING]

-[BLOWING RASPBERRY]
-[CROWD BOOS]

-[CROWD CHEERING]
-[LAUGHING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Watch out!

You're on thin ice with me.

Phew!

A little help here.

ALL: Bugs! Bugs!
Bugs! We love you!

[BEAR SCOUT SHIVERING]

SCOUT MASTER:
You call yourself a scout?

You're not worthy
of this badge.

All right, scouts, listen up.

The key to proper fishing
is to find a large rock
and displace all the water.

Mmm, uh, Scout Master.
I'm not sure...

Don't tell me
how to do my job.

I'm the scout master here.

Why, back in my day,
we didn't have...

Eh, I see you're having
a hard time teaching
these scouts how to fish.

Oh, I see,
you wanna help teach them?

Sure, I guess I can
show them a few tricks.

- Well, then, go fish!
-[GASPS]

I think it's against
scout code to endanger
the life of a civilian.

Huh? Uh...

Exactly!
I was just testing you.

Hey, what kind of
Eagle Scout does that?

Uh, I'm actually only a, uh...
[CLEARS THROAT] Tenderfoot.

But, you're an eagle.

I'd rather not
talk about it.

What do you
know about it, civilian?

Civilian?

I'll have you know
that I'm a scout, too.

Troop 261 and a half,
St. Louis, Missouri.

And I hereby challenge you
to a badge off.

[GASPS]

A badge off?

A badge off.

A badge off?

A badge off.

A badge off?

Badge off!

Okay, let's have a badge off.

- I'll be right back.
- Ah!

[LAUGHS] You look ridiculous.

It's been a while
since I've worn it.

Let the badge off begin.

The first challenge
is tracking.

"Both scouts must head
out into the forest.

"Whomever locates
the other scout first wins!"

I'll go first.

[LAUGHS]

Hmm...

I'm fairly certain
he went this way.

- The sign says...
- Silence!

Rabbit tracks
are easily distinguishable

from other animals
with different foot shapes.

That's odd. The tracks stop
abruptly in midair.

[THUD]

-[GROANING]
- Uh, you know
you can fly, right?

[GROANING]

Congrats, Scout,
you found him first.

According to the rules,
you must be stripped of
your tracking badge.

Uh, here you go.

Challenge two, knot tying.

First I'm going to start
with a sailor's knot.

Now I'll go from
a granny's knot
into a cat's paw.

Then double carrot bend
into a dingle snippet.

Loop it over and also hitch.

Then a rather knot
followed by
a loose crisscross.

- BEAR SCOUT: Time's up!
- What the...

Wow, you did it!

I did, didn't I? [LAUGHS]

Looks like I beat you
this time, rabbit.

Not so fast!

This Stevedore's knot
looks suspicious.

[GROANS]

- Let's see yours.
- I just have a knot.

Hmm...

Well, one beats zero.

Congratulations!

For a second there,
I thought you had me beat.

Not!

BEAR SCOUT:
Badge off challenge three.

"Be the first
to build a bridge

"and prove it can support
more than 200 pounds."

This is going to be easy.

[AX CHOPPING]

- Done.
-[CREAKING]

[YELLS]

BUGS: Not so fast.

Oh, come on.

That flimsy thing
could never support


Well, we'll never know
until we test it.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[STRAINING]

Hey, cubby, come here.

This bridge can hold


Winner.

[SCREAMS]

[CREAKING]

[GROANING]

I knew that flimsy bridge
wouldn't hold.

All right,
time for the final challenge.

- Which one?
-[GASPS]

Air traffic control.

Air traffic control!

Air traffic control?

You know you can fly, right?

That's right, the sky is mine.

[RADAR PINGING]

SCOUT MASTER: There ain't
no way he's taking my badge
on this challenge.

I'm gonna throw
a little bit of everything
at him.

B. Bunny here,
we got an eagle in the nest.

Can we get huevos rancheros
in this pine topper?

Now let's make those
sunny side up.

[LAUGHS]
What kind of lingo is that?

A lot of good
that's going to do you.

All right, Flight 133.

You're clear for take-off.

Oh, abandoning your post, huh?

You finally realized
that you're out of your...

-[AIRPLANE APPROACHING]
- Uh-oh.

Do I get miles
for this flight?

-[GROANS]
- Thank you.

-[TRUMPET PLAYING]
- Hey, look!

ALL: The Chief
Executive Scout!

Word reached headquarters
that there's a badge off
underway.

Actually, the badge off
just ended, sir.

Zero badges, huh?

Looks like there is a bit
you can learn
from this rabbit here.

- Huh?
- And the best way to learn
is through example.

So I hereby make you both

- Scout Masters of this troop.
- Huh? What?

You'll spend
every single moment of
every single day together

for the rest of your
scouting careers.

[SCREAMS]

See, I told you he could fly.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪