01x27 - Sir Little Chin, Griffin Hunter/Bugs in Time

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[BUGS HUMMING]

Huh? Whoo-hoo!

[STRAINING]

[CHATTERING]

[BUGS SHOUTING]

[BUG SHOUTING]

[SQUEAKS STRUGGLING]

Whoa! Squeaks is
a lot stronger than I
thought!

[PANTING]

[CHUCKLES]
All right! All right!

Thanks for your concern,
Mr. Eagle, I mean, Mr. Lion.

Eagle-Lion?

Hey! What the heck
are you, anyway?

[CHATTERING]

Oh! You're a griffin!
Half-eagle, half-lion.

I'm going to call you, Moive.

[TRUMPET BLARING]

[SQUAWKING]

It is I, Sir Little Chin!

And I'm in the midst
of a griffin hunt!

Why do you want
to hunt a griffin?

They seem real nice, and...

[TRUMPET BLARING]

Griffins are the most
ferocious creatures on Earth!

I need help
finding this griffin.

Then I can capture it and
parade it about the kingdom.

Then I will finally be voted
Knight of the Year!

So, by royal decree,

I officially make you two
my deputies!

Come with me! Tally-h*!

Come on, Squeaks,
this ought to k*ll
four and a half minutes.

[VOCALIZING]

I've been told by many a liar

that I do
a spot-on griffin call.

[VOCALIZING]

[SQUAWKING]

Aw, this griffin is so nice!

We got to think of something.
Now, let's see!

Wait! Hang on. I got an idea!

-[VOCALIZING]
- BUGS: Hey, Doc!

I think I found
some griffin tracks!

Aside, knave!

Only the keenest of eye,
with the King's training
as his ally,

can detect
the breed of creature

that has traversed
this threshold!

[CHUCKLING]

Hmm... It's dark.

I can't see anything!
I hear something, though.

It sounds like water.

Mother Nature,
punctual as always.

-[RUMBLING]
-[SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING]

-[BUGS YELPING]
-[GRIFFIN SQUAWKING]

[METALLIC RUMBLING]

[YELPS]

If you'll excuse me
for a moment.

Hmm...

Hey, Doc, if you're trying
to find a griffin,

you can't use that puny thing!

We got you
a griffin-finding helmet!

SIR LITTLE CHIN:
Griffin-finding helmet?

'Tis most splendid!

- I'll find
that griffin in no time!
-[BEES BUZZING]

Hmm! Me thinks
this griffin-finding helmet
is broken.

I cannot see a thing.

Actually, upon
closer inspection,

I don't think this is
a griffin-finding
helmet at all!

I believe it's a beehive.
Common mistake.

They do look
a lot alike after all.

We're just lucky
there weren't any bees
in that hive.

-[BEES BUZZING]
- Wow!

My beard has never
looked so glorious!

Oh! Wait a second.

I don't even have a beard!
These are bees!

These are bees on my face!
[EXCLAIMING]

What a surprise.
This guy is a buzzkill.

Finished.
What did we build anyway?

'Tis a griffin decoy! Mmm!

A fake griffin that'll trick
the real griffin into
thinking
he has found a mate!

[LAUGHING] When
the real griffin lands to
say,
"Good 'morrow!"

Wha-bam-bo! I use
my trusty flail to render
the beast unconscious.

Now all you have
to do is paint it.

If you need me,
I'll be in my tent reading
Damsel in Distress Digest.

[WHISTLING]

[SQUAWKING]

Moive, you gotta
get out of here!

- That knight wants to
bash your head in!
-[BUGS AND SQUEAKS EXCLAIM]

[CHITTERING]

- Yikes!
-[SQUEAKS CHATTERING]

I say! What is going on
out...
[GASPS]

That decoy looks amazing!

[WHISPERING SLOWLY]
Don't move.

Oh, look at all the detail
you've put into it!

Why! This almost feels
like real lion fur!

And lo! Real eagle feathers!

Oh! Let's look inside!

And its breath,
very realistic!

You know, I'd say
this was a real griffin.

[LOUD SQUAWK]

That's a real griffin!

[EXCLAIMING] Prepare to
be vanquished, foul beast!

Have at thee!

[EXCLAIMING]

[STRAINING]

[SQUAWKING]

No, no, no!

I'm trying to destroy you!

[SCREECHING]

[STUTTERING] Hey!
Stop this no... [SCREAMING]

A-ha!

Now I've got you! Whoa!

Oh, stop! This is...
Put me down!

I'm afraid of heights!

[SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING]

[SOBBING] Please!
Tell him to let me go!

You promise not to
hunt any more griffins?

Oh, yes! Yes!

I vow never to
hunt a griffin again!

Just, please! Please!
Get me down!

Okay, but you gotta do me
a favor first.

[SLURPING]

How's it coming
with the painting?

Me thinks I am done!

[GRIFFIN SQUAWKING]

[SQUAWKING CONTINUES]

All right! All right,
I'll give it a second coat.

Turns out,
griffins are perfectionists.

-[GLASSES CLINKING]
-[LOUD SQUAWK]

[SCOFFS] More like a hundred
kazillion puzzle pieces.

Sheesh! This is going
to take forever!

[ENERGY PULSATING]

You see, kids?

This is what happens
to you if you don't keep
a positive attitude.

Eureka!

What the... Oh, no!
Not you again!

Get it? Ewe? E-W-E?

What is it this time?
Dimensional space jumper?

Superhuman muscle maker?
Panini press?

I have invented
the time machine!

And you will accompany me
on my travels!

Why me?

Uh, scientific exploration
requires collaboration.

Plus, it's really scary,
and I don't want to go alone!
[EXCLAIMING]

I'm not going
anywhere with you.

-[MACHINE POWERING UP]
- It's working!

Ah, good! We didn't explode!

What? You mean,
that was a possibility?

Where are we?
Or better yet, when are we?

[LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[DR. CLOVENHOOF LAUGHING]

Lookie what I found!

I've always wanted
to ride a dinosaur!

I'm riding it like a donkey!
[CHUCKLING]

We're here
because of that? Yikes!

[DINOSAURS ROARING]

T. rex!

[T. REX GROWLING]

No, a pachycephalo...
[SCREAMING] T. rex! Run!

[BUGS SCREAMING]

[STAMMERING]

[BUGS PANTING]

And in the lead,
there's Pea-sized Brain!

Followed closely behind
by Tar Pit Party

and Extinction here,
who are neck and neck!

Round out the pack
are Tomorrow's Oil
and Missing Link.

[GRUNTING]

Huh? Huh?

[ROARING]

Yikes!

[ROARING]

Come on, Doc! Get us home!

-[MACHINE POWERING UP]
-[BUGS SCREAMING]

How many times
do I have to tell you?

Boiling water
does not make soup.

You need to add meat.

It's a miracle!

I thought you were
gonna get us home!

We are home!
This is home in 1630.

[GASPS] I've always
wanted to be part of
the first Thanksgiving!

I'm not sure
if you noticed, Doc,

but we are
the first Thanksgiving!

Let's get going!

Hmm, quite so.

-[BEEPING]
-[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]

I'm telling the others
you are a witch!

- Hey! The Old West!
-[SALOON MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay! I've seen enough.
Let's get out of here.

Now hold on, partner.
I wanna order a sarsaparilla.

All right, now let me
get this straight.

You created
a machine so powerful

it flaunts the fundamental
laws of physics,

folding the fabric
of reality in on itself,

but you couldn't
recreate the recipe

for an old-fashioned
sodie pop?

It's all about the
experience.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[GULPING]

Whoa! Ah, that's some
good nostalgia!

It's hard to find, you know.

I say, we go now.
Get us to the future.

Why? There's no reason to run.

The conflict in
this region doesn't start

until the locals realize
that
there isn't any gold here.

ALL: What? No gold?

-[g*nsh*t]
- Oh! Which happens
to be right now.

-[LAUGHING]
-[g*nshots]

[MACHINE POWERING UP]

Where are we?

I think you mean,
"When are we?"

[HISSING]

[BOTH GASPING]

[BLUBBERING]

Doc! Take us back
to the present!

Happy to oblige! [EXCLAIMING]

[SPEAKING FICTIONAL LANGUAGE]

Doc? Why are we here?

I thought you said
you were going to take us
back to the present?

ALL: There they are! Fire!

I am! We have to first go back
to every stage of time

before we return to
the present. [EXCLAIMING]

Okay! So why aren't we
going anywhere?

I just wanted to get
a little cardio done today.
[CHUCKLES] Okay, I'm done!

[g*nshots]

[HUMMING]

[ROARING]

Hurry up, Doc!
Get us outta here!

I can't! You see,
the button's stuck.

It must be the humidity!

Here! Let me try!

[BEEPING]

[ROARING]

Just perfect!

Stuck in prehistoric times,
and without any company.

[LOW SNARLING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Okay, take it easy.
'Cause I...

[ROARING]

Clever girl. [CHUCKLES]

[SNARLING]

[DR. CLOVENHOOF SHOUTING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Don't worry, we'll take
really good care of him.

Hmm? Hmm? [RETCHING]

Well, this thing
has seen its days.

Enough with the waterworks!
I... Oh!

[CRYING]

Aw! You wanna go home, huh?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, I'll tell you what.

You can come home
with me if you like.

[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]

This ought to help
with your homesickness.

[T. REX STRUGGLING]

Well, it looks like
I'm still short-handed.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪