04x07 - Cece's First Bath/The Most Impatient Patient

[bunniefuu]

♪ The doc is in,
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ If you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ It's okay,
don't be afraid ♪

- ♪ The doc really
knows her stuff ♪
- CHILLY: Hello!

♪ Doo-doo-doo,
you know it's good for you ♪

♪ The doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ When you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins
and her crew ♪

♪ Are gonna take
great care of you ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ At the McStuffinsville
Toy Hospital ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ At the McStuffinsville
Toy Hospital ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ At the McStuffinsville
Toy Hospital ♪

[ giggles ]

Oh, hey, Doc.

Back from your picnic
with Emmie so soon?

Uh-huh. Emmie's puppy
really wanted to play,

and got Cece all muddy.

I'm gonna go upstairs
and wash her up

before Maya wakes up.

Better hurry.
Maya sure loves that doll.

[ giggles ]

- [ toys saying hello ]
- Hi, guys.

Ooh-whee! Cece's dirtier than
a dinosaur in a sand dune.

She's still cutety-cute,

but she does need a baa-ath.

[ giggles ]
Yep, she sure does.

[ Maya whimpers ]

Ooh, Maya's awake.

Let's check on her
before we wash Cece.

Let's just keep it down
so she doesn't get
all excited to see us.

Everybody got that?

[ loudly ]
Silencio!

- Sh!
- Sorry.

[ toys exclaiming ]

Hey, everybody!

[ crying ]

Well, at least I got
everyone else to be quiet.

Don't cry, Maya.

Your big sister's
right here.

Oh, Lam-Lam's here, too.

Sorry, Maya. Cece's too dirty
to play with.

[ crying resumes ]

Oh, Maya wants Cece.

She's her favowite wovie
when she's upset.

Oh, just how loud
do baby cries get?

My snowman ears
are very sensitive.

Chilly, you don't have ears.

[ gasps ]
I lost them?!

Oh, yeah.

I never had ears.

[ crying continues ]

- Doc!
- It's Mom.

Freeze it like a pizza, toys.

Oh, pizza!

Although I do prefer
fresh to frozen.

What? Oh, right.

Oh, what's all
the fuss about?

Maya woke up
and wants Cece.

But she's too dirty
to snuggle with.

But don't worry, I'm gonna
get her all cleaned up.

Okay, hon. Thanks for being
a great big sister.

♪ Hush, little Maya,
don't you cry ♪

[ humming ]

Okay, guys,
let's get Cece clean

so she can help Maya
go to sleep.

[ gasps ]
Doc, this will be

a cute little somebody's
first bath, won't it?

Oh, I knew
this day was coming.

I don't want a bath.
I'll melt.

No, Chilly,
not you.

It's Cece's
first bath.

Oh, right.
[ laughs ]

First times
are a baa-ig deal.

We should throw a party.

[ Maya crying loudly ]

You know, that baby should
be a professional crier.

She is that good.

She sure is.

So let's get this
scrub-a-dub-dub party started.

We got a baby
to get to sleep.

Party planner Stuffy
at your service.

We need, um...
oh, music.

[ techno music plays ]

And lights.

Wow! I knew
I was amazing but...

Oh. [ laughs ]
Squeaker's got the lights.

But I'm still amazing.

And the sink
is filled with water.

As cool as
a Canadian cucumber.

Cece's a baby toy,
so I can give her a bath

in a sink, but I'm gonna
be really careful.

[ crying ]

It's okay, Cece.

Doesn't she wanna
get clean?

Maybe she thinks
she's gonna melt.

She won't melt, Chilly.

But it is strange.

Maybe she needs
a little splash.

Mom says I loved that
when I was a baby.

[ crying ]

Doc, why don't we take her
to the hospital?

The nursery has everything
a baby toy needs.

Great idea, Lambie.

We'll just give her
a check-up,

just to make sure
there's nothing else wrong.

Everyone ready?

ALL: Ready!

Okay, little petunia.

Let's make sure you're
as healthy as you are cute.

♪ Time for your check-up,
time for your check-up ♪

♪ I'm gonna check your ears,
check your eyes ♪

♪ Find out how much
you've grown ♪

♪ Time for your check-up ♪

♪ I'm gonna listen
to your heartbeat ♪

♪ Fix you up
ready to go ♪

♪ Time for your check-up ♪

♪ It's okay
if you giggle ♪

♪ This will only
tickle a little ♪

♪ Time for your check-up,
time for your check-up ♪

I have a diagnosis.

Cece's a perfectly healthy
baby doll,

except for the dirty baby-doll
syndrome we knew she had.

That's one messy diagnosis
for the Big Book of Boo-boos.

So let's try giving her
a bath again,

and Hallie, this time,
fill it with warm water, please.

Hippo's on it.

Water's as warm as
a tamale in Tujunga.

We need music.
Drum roll, please.

[ all imitating
drum roll ]

Announcing baby's
first bath!

[ Cece shrieking ]

Why won't Cece take a bath?

We'll figure it out, guys.

But first,
let's check on Maya.

- [ crying ]
- Poor Maya.

She's crying so hard.

I know.
We have to get Cece clean.

Sometimes I wish babies came
with an instruction manual.

Hoot! Maybe
there's no manual,

but perhaps there's
a book in the library

that can help.

Good thinking, professor.

Hoot-standing!
Come along, you two.

[ muttering ]

Perhaps this book.

I cannot tell if it says...

baby or baboon.

It's quite dusty.

[ sneezing ]

Oh, I can't see!
I can't see!

Hoot dear!

You need
a feather dusting.

There's just some dirt
on your shoulder right here.

Oh, it's just a cobweb.

Cobweb?

Spider?

[ screams ]

Baboon. Hoot!

[ crying continues ]

It's not working.

I know.

Squeakers, can you show Cece
how much fun

taking a bath can be?

[ squeaking ]

- [ all laughing ]
- LAMBIE: Yay!

I'd sure as a sh**ting star
wanna take a bath after that.

You ready for some
bath-time fun now, Cece?

Hey, maybe
it worked.

[ crying ]

ALL: Aww!

Oh. Ladder. Outta control!

- Outta control!
- Come to Hootsie.

Don't come to Chilly.

Professor, we've
searched and searched,

but I don't think there is
a baby book in this library.

Hoot! Oh!

The Big Book of Babies.

Oh, that's a great name
for the book we need.

A little on the nose, but...

- [ exclaims ]
- What? Uh-oh.

This is the book,
isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Put how do we get it
to the nursery?

And off my tail.
Ow.

We dipped this baby doll
every which way

till Sunday, Doc,
and she still won't take a bath.

Hoot! Hoot!

What in the hooty tooty
is that?

LAMBIE: It's
a runaway book!

[ all exclaiming ]

Hoot.

Oh, thank you, Doc.

I'm afraid we lost control
of our gurney back there.

We?

Who knew a big for babies
could be so big?

Or heavy?

The Big Book of Babies.

"How to care for
your baby doll toys."

[ all gasping and cheering ]

"Giving a baby doll
its first bath."

Toys, we found
our baby bath book.

Baa-rilliant!

Looks like we were doing
a few things wrong.

First, we should have
a small baby bathtub,

not a big sink.

And it shouldn't be
too full.

Of course. Little baby dolls
need little bathtubs.

I'll find one.

The room should be quiet,
not loud.

So no super awesome
dragon drum rolls.

Got it.

And the water
should be warm.

Not too hot or too cold.

Guess water as cool as
a cucumber or hot as a tamale

does not work for a baby toy.

Guys, let's give Cece a bath
the right way.

♪ Fill the tub
but not too full ♪

♪ Make sure baby's
comfortable ♪

♪ The water's not too hot ♪

♪ Or cold but just right ♪

♪ Baby bath time ♪

♪ Slow down and relax time ♪

♪ Feels so good
to be so clean and bright ♪

♪ Baby bath time ♪

♪ Slow down and relax time ♪

♪ The sweetest way
to start the day ♪

♪ Or say good night ♪

[ cooing happily ]

ALL: Aww!

Oh, that giggle is like
music to my snowman ears.

[ laughs ]
If I had ears, which I don't.

So maybe you're all
voices in my head!

Oh, Chilly, this is
me talking.

Huh? Oh!

Ah! Cece smells so good.

Fresh and clean and ready
to go home to Maya.

Great job, everyone.

Are you ready to go
home to Maya?

Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.

[ Maya crying,
Mother humming ]

Hi, Mom.
Cece's clean.

Hi, Maya.

Here's Cece.

Maya loves her Cece.

And I love my babies.

I love you, too, Mom.

And I love my toys.

Aww!

Oh, that is
the sweetest thing.

[ toys exclaiming,
Maya cooing]

BRONTY: Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy!

It's not every day we get to see
a royal toy

show off their new throne.

Oh, here comes the king!

Citizens of McStuffinsville

which is named for
the McStuffins family,

and yet,
ruled by yours truly.

The only place he's in charge
is in his wicked little head.

I shall now grant you
a chance to see

the shiniest, special-est,
royal-est throne

any toy has ever
laid eyes on.

[ all exclaiming ]

This nurse has been
on her feet all night.

She's settle for sitting
on any seat.

Jewels or no jewels.

This throne
needs to be shinier.

Where is the royal
throne polisher?

[ squeaking ]

And now, observe as I sit
my royal rump

on my brand-new
royally shiny throne.

Huzzah!

[ yelling ]

Wicked king,
are you all right?

Yes, but my crown,
it's come off.

Who was trying
to steal my crown?

- Bronty?
- Me?!

Oh, no, it wasn't me.
Was it me?

Wicked king, no one's trying
to steal your crown.

You just slipped.

But you did hit
your head pretty hard.

So just to be safe,
I'm gonna call an ambulance.

[ siren wailing ]
- Yo, yo, yo!

Here's the main attraction.

Rosie and Darla
are ready for action.

What seems to be
the trouble, Doc?

It's the king.

He bumped his head
pretty hard.

I'd like to get him
to the hospital for a check-up.

The hospital?

But I have a royal rump-sitting
ceremony to complete.

Oh, my head.

That'll have to wait.

Fine. I suppose this is
the royal noggin

we're talking about here.

Let's get you into
the ambulance.

I demand something
more glamorous,

say, a horse and carriage.

Wicked king, an ambulance
is the safest way to travel.

Fine. Then at least
fetch me a marching band.

Hmph!

Don't you fret,
not even a bit.

We'll get you there
lickety-split.

This is all
so unkingly.

Okay, Your Majesty,

how many fingers
am I holding up?

Why, two,
of course.

Good. And can you tell me
who's the king right now?

I am. Ha ha!

This test is easy peasy.

So can I go now?

I feel fine,

except for
this royal headache.

Wicked king, this scan shows
you have a slight

toy crown concussion.

Oh, fiddlesticks!
Is it serious?

I think you'll be fine.

But I'd like you to stay
in the hospital overnight

so we can observe you.

Stay in the hospital?

But I must get back to
my throne and my comfy castle.

You've got to stay until
Doc says you're A-OK.

[ toy sponder chimes ]

I need to get to the OR.
I'll check on you later.

Doctor, as my
personal physician,

I order you to ignore
everyone else and stay with me.

I take care of everyone
in this hospital.

But I'm leaving you in
the royally capable hands

of Nurse Hallie.

I'm gonna give you
my usual TLHC.

That's tender loving
hippo care.

Now just relax.
Here's your patient ID tag.

This tag is not
shiny enough.

It's the tag we use.

Then at least bring me
a royal robe to wear.

Something purple
with a high thread count.

Mm-hmm. Try this
on for size.

This?! But it's
so revealing.

I feel naked.

Look, this is more clothes
than you usually wear.

Now let me help you
to your room.

You must be joking.

This is not fit for a king.

No, it isn't.
It's a room fit for a patient,

which is what you are.

And here comes your dinner.

Dinner? Oh, lovely.

I demand some
fake pheasant,

plastic duck a l'orange,
and banana cream pie

that looks nearly
good enough to eat.

Oh, um, well,
let's see.

Oh, I have this.

This is my dinner?

Why, it looks like
it's made of wood.

That's 'cause it is
made of wood.

This is a toy hospital,
remember?

This will not do!

It's all you're
gonna get.

Oh, this place is nothing
like my cozy castle.

Perhaps,
if I close my eyes,

I can pretend
I'm home sweet home.

Leave me.
I wish to sleep now.

Hi there, roomie.

Roomie?!

Yep. I was chasing my tail,

and I guess
I finally caught it.

Ouch!

You guys will be
sharing a room.

What?! How can a king
share a room

with a common toy?

Why did you think
there were two beds?

So that I could choose
which bed to sleep in.

I demand to go home...

where I can hug
my royal blankie.

Our new patient seems
to be having a hard time.

He complains about
everything,

and he orders me around.

He's the most impatient
patient we've ever had.

Maybe I should
talk to him.

Wicked king, I know
it's hard for you

to stay in the hospital,

but it's only
for one night.

So try to get
some sleep, okay?

Okay. Can I try, too?
Can I? Can I?

Great idea.

Night, everybody.

A roommate.
Well, I never!

Me either. I always
wanted to have a roommate, too,

and now I do.

I think we're gonna
be best friends.

Oh, fiddlesticks.
Just let me sleep, won't you,

and then this night
will be over.

Huh? What's wrong?

It's just my normal time
to check your vitals.

That means we check
your heartbeat,

your pulse,
and your temperature.

I was almost asleep,
but you woke me up again.

Sorry, sugar. Nurses
need to check on you
throughout the night.

See you in an hour.

You're doing this again
in an hour?

How can I sleep
knowing that?

[ loud snoring ]

I chase a ball.

Oh, this is the last straw!

I want to sleep in
my own bed at home,

where I fell safe
and it's cozy and quiet

and no one bothers me.

[ laughing ]
She'll never
know I'm gone.

And now, to make
my royal getaway.

Coast is clear.

And away!

[ yawning ]

[ Chilly humming ]

Oh, good heavens.

Okay. What have we
got here?

Kitty looking good.
Doggie here.

All right then. My work
here is done. Oopsie.

That was close.

Your Majesty,
where are you going?

I am going home,

and McStuffins, I must
tell you,

I have many, many
complaints about your hospital.

It is not fit for
a king of my stature,

which is, admittedly,
very small.

But also very important.

I totally get it.

Staying in a hospital
isn't like being at home.

But it's the best place to be
when you're not feeling good.

We wanna get you home
as soon as we can.

Well, I want that, too.

Then you can't be
fighting us all the time,

'cause when you fight us,
it makes it hard for us
to take care of you.

And you make it hard,
wicked king.

I mean, really hard,

like, ooh whee,
it's hard times

taking care of you.

Okay, okay.

I get your point.

But I didn't mean to make it
so difficult.

If you wanna go home sooner,

you have to help us
help you.

♪ We're sorry
you got hurt ♪

♪ We're sorry
you feel bad ♪

♪ Impatience makes it worse ♪


♪ We got this,
we'll help you ♪

♪ Sit back and relax ♪

♪ Help us help you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's what we do ♪

♪ Give you the finest care
that you deserve ♪

♪ Help us help you ♪

♪ Get better soon ♪

♪ Hurry up before
you hurt my last nerve ♪

♪ What she means is
help us help you ♪

♪ Get the care
you deserve ♪

I can do it.

I can help you help me.

Sweet sufferin' succotash.

I hope so.
Like really.

Really hope so!

I feel rather sleepy now.

Now, Hallie, I command you
to take me back to my room.

Wicked king,
to help us help you,

you might be a little
less wicked to Hallie.

Oh, let me
try that again.

Nurse Hallie, will you please
bring me back to my room?

[ snoring ]

Bronty, your
roommate's back.

But my roommate's
not gone.

Wait. Are there
two of you?

Are you a wizard?

No, I am not a wizard.

I am a very tired king.

We'll get you
off to dreamland,

just as soon as
I check your vitals.

Again?
This is unaccept...

Oh, I mean...

I know you're doing
your best to help me,

so please, check my vitals,
Nurse Hallie.

Don't mind if I do.

Wake up, Your Majesty.

Did you get
a good night's sleep?

A good night's sleep?

Why, no.
I had a great night's sleep!

I'm so glad to hear it.

Guess what. Your crown-cussion
is totally healed.

You can go home.

And Bronty, off to
X-rays for you.

You are a most excellent
roommate, dinosaur.

Oh, thank you!

Okay, Your Majesty,
we can send you home

- if you're feeling better.
- Do you know what?

♪ I feel better,
so much better ♪

♪ Thank you, Doc, for taking
all the ouchies away ♪

♪ I didn't feel so good
till you fixed me ♪

♪ Like I knew that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better,
so much better now ♪

I can't believe
I'm saying this,

but I'm kinda sorry
to see you go.

Oh, I'm naked.

[ giggles ]
Your Majesty,

you have on the same clothes
you always wear.

Hm. Doctor,
before I leave this hospital,

as a token of my thanks,

I want to give you
a small parting gift.

A new throne!

You're giving us
your throne?

Indeed I am.

I've seen how hard you work

to make your patients
feel better.

Perhaps you doctors
and nurses

need this more than I.

DOC: Ooh, it looks comfy.

Hallie.

Maybe I'll just try
for a minute.

Ooh, barking bagels,

that feels good
on my hippo haunches.

That was really
nice of you, king.

I think deep down inside,
you're a real sweetheart.

Oh, I am a king,
and kings are not sweethearts.

Oh!

And what's more, we do not
accept cuddles.

Just this once?

Well, okay.
Just this once.