03x40 - Lake, Rattle and Roll/It Paint All It's Cracked Up to Be

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Bugs, we're excited
to have you as
a camp counselor

here at Lake Funside
Summer Camp.

I always loved going
to summer camp,

so I'm really looking
forward to being
a counselor.

CECIL: Yup, me too.

Cecil.

Oh, good,
you two know each other.

What's he doing here?

Same thing as you,
going through camp
counselor training.

How about that, Bugs?

We're going to be
training together.

You can't be serious about
having Cecil work here.

Does it look like
I'm joking?

(BUZZING)

Now, I'm gonna be running
you two through a series
of activities

that you'll be leading
your campers through
this summer.

Oh, sort of like
a competition.

No, more like training.

Oh, it's on Cecil.
I'm gonna beat you
during this here competition.

Okay, it's not
a competition. It's a...

- May the best turtle win.
- You mean, best rabbit.

Okay, I'm just gonna let
you two blather on.

Meet me down
at the fire pit
in five minutes.

One of the cornerstones
of a great summer camp
is mastering

the art of making
s'mores.

Ah, you don't have
to tell me, I know
how to make s'mores.

I'm a s'mores master.

And I'm a s'mores guru.

A turtle like me
needs something more
substantial to eat.

Yeah, you know,
I'm getting a little
hungry myself.

Guys, let's just keep it
at marshmallows
and chocolates.

I like mine with
a little bit more
meat on it

I like mine
a little more sweet.

Not as sweet
as mine.

(BEE BUZZING)

You need to step up
your sweet game, Bugs.

BOTH: Bees!

Too bad, so sad, Cecil.

You're gonna get stung.

(LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTING)

Slow and steady,
right, Bugs?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Uh-oh.

-(THWACK)
- Whoa!

(GASPS)

I got in the water, first.

So, as you know,
the campers love
making arts and crafts.

We've got all the usual
supplies, ice cream sticks,
glue, glitter.

Check it out, I've made
a little home.

That's great, now,
the campers...

That's a cute little
stick house, but they say

a man's home
is his castle.

So why not really
make it one?

Well, I've decided it'd be
better to build a home
you could actually sit in.

Ta-da! (GASPS)

Super ta-da!

Oh, yeah? Well, mine's
gonna have a hot tub.

Then mine will too.

Sorry, gentlemen,
but we're all out
of ice cream sticks.

You two dunderheads
used them all up.

Well, a good camp
counselor knows how
to improvise.

Exactamundo, I'll use
the sand to make
a hot tub.

Me too.

Huh?

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

Ooh...

You two know that
when you add warm water
to sand,

you get quick sand, right?

BOTH: Quicksand?

Pull me out, Bugs.

-(GRUNTS)
- You pull me out, Cecil.

(BOTH SCREAM)

(SIGHS)

Looks like the campers
will be making wallets
this year.

All Lake Funside Campers
love fishing, swimming
and water skiing.

Hoo-wee! That's
top notch fun right there.

We're gonna go over
some rules and regulations.

Last one to swim
to the bowie
is a rotten egg.

-(SPLASHES)
- No fair.

You got a head start.

Huh?

So long, Captain Hook.
(CACKLES)

Cheaters never win.

Judo chop!

I may be slow on land,
but I'm faster than
a torpedo in the water.

- What the?
- See you.

Wouldn't wanna be ya.

(LAUGHS)

The look on his face,
huh?

Ski ya later, buddy.

(LAUGHS)

Not so fast.

- Cecil.
- Is a better skier
than you.

Oh, yeah? Try skiing
on one ski.

How about no skis?

All ears.

Shell first.

I dare you to try
to splash belly face flop.

That move
is for tadpoles.

How about the split fit
rump rocker?

(WHOOPS)

Top this.

I can't hear you
over my pyramid
of water skiing turtles.

Hey, you two realize
that no one is driving
your boats, right?

BOTH: Huh?

(BOTH SCREAM)

Welcome to
Lake Funside, campers.

Uh, is this supposed
to be on fire?

What the?

You two turned
my summer camp
into a bummer camp.

Since you love competition
so much,

let's see which one
can rebuild this place
faster.

Leave it to me, I'm gonna
give this place
a lake over.

Nothing wrong with
a little camp-petition.

At least
they're hammering out
their differences.

(SNIFFS) Ah,

what a wonderful day
in perfect suburbia.

My lawn is perfectly green
and manicured.

My tree is perfectly
trim and tall

and my perfect little
lawn gnome is set upon
my perfect little garden.

Oh, I love you,
little lawn gnome.

Huh? What's this?

Oh, no, the paint
is peeling off
my perfect walls.

-(BEEPING)
- Hello,

is this
a house painting service?

-(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
- I need my house painted
right--

Somebody called
for a painter?

I did.

Sorry about that, mister,
I guess I got a little
overly excited.

We don't usually
get customers.

- What?
- Ah, I mean,
we'll paint your house.

And all this is gonna
cost you is a couple
of gallons of milk

- and tuna fish.
- Wow.

You're cheap.

So's my cleaning bill.

'Cause I lick myself.

Ugh, TMI.

Well, okay, you're hired,
now I have a few errands
to run,

so I'll be back
in a few hours.

Perfect, and don't worry,
I have a professional crew
on the job.

Hey, boss,
check it out.

I'm a tiger
and Claude is a leopard.

We're wild beasts.
Tee-hee.

If you two don't stop
screwing around,
you're going to be extinct!

Now, grab those supplies
and follow me.

Yeesh, somebody got up
on the wrong side
of the trash can.

We need to make sure
we don't make a mess,

so put a tarp
on everything.

You got it.

Now that I think about it,
it's gonna be hard to paint
with these tarps

on our heads.

I meant, put the tarp
on the ground

and put a coat
of paint on this wall.

I thought coats
were made out of wool,
not paint.

If you're not careful,
I'll turn you into a coat.

Now, take this paint bucket
and ladder and get started
on the second floor.

- Hey, Claude.
-(GRUNTS)

Don't forget
your brush.

-(GRUNTS)
- Claude.

Or your tray
and roller.

- Claude--
- He's got everything
he needs.

Whew. (GRUNTS)

Oh, good, he didn't
forget his water bottle.

Gotta stay hydrated,
right, boss?

Yeah.

Now the key to painting
a house is to go
in one direction.

Up and down,
up and down.

Side to side.

Side to side.

No, up and down.

Side to side?

Okay, okay, okay.

Up and down.

Up and down,
up and down.

(GRUNTS) Hey!

Who turned off
the lights?

Ooh, yeah,
up and down.

Up and down,
hee-hee.

Up and down,
up and down.

Up and down.

Um... up and down.

Hee-hee.

(EXCLAIMS)

Hey, Claude,
what are you beating on?

(GASPS) Hey, a skunk!

Let me help,
let me help,
let me help.

(GRUNTS)

I'm not a skunk!

I'm your boss!

You can't fool us!

Throw some water on him
to wash the stink away.

Hey, boss, be careful,
there's a skunk around here.

Since you nitwits
have already put us
behind on this job.

We're gonna have to paint
the entire house all at once.

The heat g*ns will melt off
the old paint,

the paint scrapers
will scrape it off

and the roller will put
a paint on the house.

Oh, why don't we just
hire someone to paint this?

You push the scaffold,
while Claude and I
stand on top

and load fresh paint
on to the roller.

The heat melts the paint,
the scraper scrapes it off.

Then, the roller puts
the new paint on.

(HUMMING)

Hey, what's going on
down there?

I'm just making up
a little song.

Just keep pushing
the scaffold!

Jeez, I'm just
trying to...

(GASPS) Wow!

Hey, little birdie,

I sure would like
to eat you.

Come here, little birdie.

(GIGGLES) Come here,
little birdie.

Woo-hoo!
Come on, come here.

(YELPS) Slow down.

Beat, you got
the heat g*n too close
to the tree.

It'll make the tree...

Burst into flames.

Ah, don't worry,

I'll chop it down,
so it'll land on the rug.

Whoopsy-daisy.

(WHISTLING)

What have you done
to my beautiful house?

At least you won't have
to worry about your paint
peeling anymore.

(LAUGHS WHIMSICALLY)

Oh, at least I still have
my lawn gnome.

I love you, lawn gnome.

(WHIMPERS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)