03x19 - Lola Rider/Daredevil Duck

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Not enough speed.
Not gonna make it.

Yes! Yes!

No!

Come on, Lola.
You should know this by now.

If you wanna jump the creek,

you gotta accelerate
into the jump.

Let's try this again.

Hey!

Oh! Did I crush
your little toy car?

Too bad! Now this is a car.

It's my super-charge
muscle car

with a V-8 engine,
turbo-charge fuel injection,

and a pine-scented
air freshener.

(INHALES DEEPLY) Ah!

Smells like victory.

You probably need
that air freshener
'cause your driving stinks.

Excuse me.

I think I can totally
beat you in a race.

Beat me with what?

Looks like I
smashed your ride. Pow!

Well, when you see my ride,

your Rhoda-racer is gonna
look like Rhoda-k*ll.

I hope your car
runs as fast as your mouth

'cause you're going down,
lady bunny.

Actually, I'm pretty sure
you're going down.

No, you're going down.

- You're going down.
- You're going down.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

You're going down.

No, you're going down.

You're going down.

- You're going--
- Down.

- You're going--
- Down.

- You're--
- Down.

- Let's just race, okay?
- Fine.

But you're going down.

Grr!

Now, if I'm gonna
win this car race,

I'll need one thing.

A car!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

No sign of that lady bunny.

She must have
chickened out. (LAUGHS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Ready to race?

You better watch it,
sweetheart,

'cause you playing
with the big girls now.

Thanks. By the way,
I love your car.

Really? You like it?

Who did your engine?

You know, I made it myself.

It's a V-8 engine
with dual exhaust

and a four-gasket hood scoop.

- I was gonna do a three,
but I like my engine loud.
-(BELL DINGING)

Gives good gas mileage too.
(EXCLAIMS) What the...

(ENGINE REVS)

Ha! I caught up to you.

Any racer can go fast,

but the best racers, like me,
know when to go slow.

Oh, I can go
way slower than you.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Try going slower now.

Wow! You're right.
You are the slowest.

I guess I'll have to settle
for being the fastest.

Why you...

(ENGINE REVS)

What's all this
"Go Faster
With Lola Bunny" stuff?

I felt bad,

so I wanted to give you
some tips on how to go faster.

I don't need tips from you.

I just figured you'd never
wanna lose a race again.

Wait! Talk to me, girl.

Great! Now the first tip
to going faster

is to put a hippo
on your back.

(GRUNTS) Now what?

Now start running
as fast as you can.

(PANTING)

Now swim across this lake
filled with alligators.

(ALLIGATOR SNARLS)

RHODA: Oh! Ouch! Ooh!
(SCREAMS)

You're doing great.

All you gotta do
is run through the forest.

That's easy. Whoo!

LOLA: Just look out
for the punchin' monkeys!

Did you say punchin' mon--

Monkeyin' punchies. (GRUNTS)

(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

Okay, how does this make me
never lose a car race again?

This is supposed to make you
faster in a foot race.

Bye!

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

-(GRUNTING)
- See, it worked!

Look how fast you're running.

By the way, you should
always remember
where you parked.

See ya at the finish line!

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

Something's wrong with my car.

I can help you with that.

Oh, no. I've had
enough of your help.

I'm just trying to make
your car as fast as mine.

Hmm. Just as I thought.

You're not putting the right
fuel in your engine.

Let's give this beauty
some spaghetti.

Spaghetti?

Yeah. For the carbs.

Get it, "carbs"?

Now for the leafy greens.

Let's use spinach,
lettuce, broccoli, and kale.

Your car will
thank you for it.

Ugh! Look at these tires.

Time for an upgrade.

These pizzas
ought to do the trick.

I also added
a garlic clove air freshener.

Now you're ready to go.

Oh, yeah!

This new rig
is gonna blow you away.

(LAUGHS) Whoa!

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(SCREAMING)

That's it! I'm gonna
win this race
the only way I know how.

By cheating.

-(SNICKERS)
-(THUDDING)

- What the--
-(THUDDING)

Hey! You're not playing nice.

Oh, you wanna
play nice, huh?

Well, how about
a game of jacks?

-(GASPS)
-(TIRES SCREECH)

Phew!

You think you're
so smart, huh?

Well, I'm gonna
dynamite your, uh...

This blast will get, um...

Rhoda's gonna make a...

Boom boom?

Man, puns are hard.

Oh, no. I'll never make it.

How 'bout you build a bridge
and get over it.

(LAUGHS) Still got it.

Come on, Lola. Just gotta
accelerate into the ramp.

You got this.

Oh, no! I don't got this.

(SCREAMING)

Huh?

(LOLA SCREAMING LOUDLY)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Whoo-hoo!
Oh, my gosh, I made it.

Whoo-hoo!

You may have
won the race, lady bunny,

but Rhoda's gonna ram you!

Hot eject!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(THUDDING)
-(RHODA GRUNTS)

Actually, Rhoda's gonna rest.

This time,
when Rhoda hit the road,

the road hit back.

Yeesh!

Phew! Finally done.

Are you finished
building the ramp yet, Porky?

Yes, sir.

(STAMMERS) But are you sure
you wanna jump your motorcycle
over this fountain?

It seems dangerous.

Ha! I laugh at danger.

Maybe you should start smaller

and, uh, jump that
fountain over there.

(SLURPING)

Oh, please.

I, Daffy Duck, will jump
this Grand Hotel fountain

and prove to the world

that I am the greatest
daredevil of all time!

(ECHOES) Of all time!

And don't look now,

but there is a man
from the Grambus Book
of World Records,

to verify the stunt.

But this isn't just about me,

I'm making this jump
for Immortality!

Did you hear that,
Immortality?

Yeah, sounds good, baby.

Hotsy-totsy.

Now, come on.

Uh, maybe this is one record
that isn't worth breaking.

Nonsense!
Records were meant
to be broken.

Let's jump this puppy.

(ENGINE REVVING)

DAFFY: Argh!

Eh, boy, lookee there.

A big ol' bug done
crashed into our windshield.

No. That's too big
to be a bug.

I think it's a burrito
wrapped in the American flag.

Sure makes me hungry.

Oh, no!
You can't be eating no beans,

you'll make a stinky.

I done told you it weren't me.

It was the dog.

(GROWLS ANGRILY)

(DAFFY SCREAMS)

Whoa! That burrito is alive!

I pledge allegiance

to the burrito
for which it stands.

BOTH: One tortilla
under guacamole

with sour cream
and pico de gallo.

Would you two bumpkins stop?

I am not a burrito.

I am Daffy Duck,

greatest daredevil
of all time.

And I was about
to jump my motorcycle

over this fountain.

Why don't you just go
around the fountain?

Yeah, I reckon
that'd be easier.

Listen, just move
your RV off to the side,

and let me jump
my motorcycle, got it?

Yes, sir, Captain Burrito.

(RV BEEPING)

Jump like the Mexican
jumpin' beans inside you,
Captain Burrito.

We need a smarter fan base.

I think it'd just be easier
to go around it.

That's just plain ol'
common sense, right there.

(STRAINING)

You sure (STAMMERS)
this is gonna help, Mr...
(STUTTERS)

Of course.

The problem was I didn't
generate enough speed.

Daffy Duck.

Greatest daredevil
of all time!

(GRUNTING) Argh! Ooh!

(ENGINE REVS THEN IDLES)

Tarnation!
Captain Burrito's motorcycle

done become haunted.

There's a ghost
driving that there cycle.

(GASPING) I'm scared.

I'm scared too.

Oh! Pee-ew!

Someone made a stinky.

It was the dog.
He made the stinky.

The dog?

(EXCLAIMS) Huh?

(GROWLING)

In order to make that jump,
I'm filling my tires
with helium

to give me the lift I need.

Daffy Duck.
Greatest daredevil
of all time.

It's not unhooked yet.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

DAFFY: Ooh!

Hey! Look who it is.

Oh, no! (PANTS FRANTICALLY)

You comin'
for a visit, Captain?

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

I gotta get away
from these two.

(STRAINING) Ha!

(THUDDING)

-(THUDS)
-(DAFFY GRUNTS)

This rocket
attached to my bike

is genius.

Are you sure you can control
your b-bike with
all this power?

Of course I can control it.

Start the countdown!

F-Five, f-four...

(MUTTERS AND STAMMERS)

Oh, forget it.
Eh, b-blast off!

(DAFFY SCREAMS)

Yee-haw! Fireworks.

It must be the Fourth of July.

(DAFFY EXCLAIMING
AND SCREAMING)

(GASPING)

(DAFFY GRUNTS)

It's coming right towards--

(ALL SCREAMING)

We're gonna crash!

Well, if this is
the end for us,

I have a confession to make.

Sometimes I blame the dog,
but it's really me.

I'm the one makin' the stinky.

Sometimes it's me
who makes the stinky

and I blame you.

(SOBBING) I'm sorry,
Punkinhead.

(SOBBING) I'm sorry, Curt.

We're sorry, dog.

(HOWLING)

(FARTING)

BOTH:
We all made a stinky!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Yay! We did it! We're alive!

Gentlemen, I'm Johnny Grambus.

Grambus Book of World Records.

I'm happy to say

that two world records
were set here today.

First, these two yokels
and their dog

made the longest
motorcycle jump
by clearing this fountain.

And second,
this Daredevil Duck

has broken the world record

for largest burrito.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a date
with Immortality.

Come, Immortality.

Yeah, sounds good, baby.

Congrats, Captain Burrito.

And you were right, Mr. Duck.

Records are meant
to be broken.

And apparently, so are ducks.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)