03x01 - Sir Littlechin and the Giant/The Wrong Brothers

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, oh!
I wanna try that!

Oh, all right, Squeaks,
you can try it.

But I gotta warn you,
the wind is pretty
strong today.

Oh...

(GRUNTING)

I see.

Well, hold on tight.

(WIND HOWLING)

(SQUEAKS YELLING)

Squeaks!

(YELLING) Ow! Ow!

(GROANS)

I said to hold on tight.

There. There. It's right there.

Well, go get it.

Uh-uh. You go.
You go get it.

BUGS: I can't reach that kite.

It would take a giant
to get that out of there.

And there's no such
thing as giants.

GIANT: Duh, here's your kite,
Mr. Rabbit.

Why, thank you, giant.

- A giant?
-(SQUEALS)

Duh, hello, Mr. Rabbit.

Uh, hello, Mr. Squirrel.

Well, what do you know?
Giants do exist.

(BUGLE SOUNDING)

LITTLECHIN: Tally-h*!
I've found you, giant.

Prepare to meet your doom!

Quick, we gotta hide you!

These footprints are fresh.
He couldn't have gone far.

Excuse me, rabbit.

It is I, Sir Littlechin.

I've been tracking
giant footprints

and they seem to have
stopped right here.

(YAWNS) Yeah, no, Doc.

I haven't seen no giants.
We've just been on this,
uh, porch swing.

LITTLECHIN: Hmm.

If it is indeed a swing,

then why isn't it swinging?

Oh, it swings. I mean, uh,

what's a swing
without swinging?

(SIGHS) Relaxing.

Here, Doc, why not
give it a closer look?

It just moves so bizarrely.

Maybe if it swung
a little harder!

(SNIFFS) Hmm. It also reeks
like an unwashed codpiece.

And I should know.
I never wash my

(EXCLAIMING) codpiece!

(LITTLECHIN GROANS)

I think that was,
in fact, the giant!

Oh, no giants here, Doc.

Just a great ol'
carnival fun house.

I do so love a fun house.
Oh, goody!

Oh, uh, don't go inside!

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASPING)

Oh, my, this bouncy house
floor is wet and bumpy.

Jump, jump, jump!

(LITTLECHIN EXCLAIMING
WITH JOY)

Oh, now is that
a punching bag?

(LAUGHS)
Oh, yes, it is!

Now, with the right hand.

What else have we got here?

Ooh, look at this.
A drum!

(LITTLECHIN MIMICS DRUMS)

LITTLECHIN: Okay. Where does
this slide go?

Ooh! Sort of slimy.

Whee!

Oh, I'm stuck!

(SNEEZES)

Look, pal,
you've gotta get outta here.

Littlechin is looking
for a giant

and you are it!

Tag! Now you're it.

(BUGS SCREAMING)

(GIANT LAUGHING)

(BUGLE BLOWING)

Look out. He's coming!

I know, Squeaks.
I hear him, too.

But the giant won't leave
and I don't know what to do.

I got it.
We can play a game.

You're right. The giant
does like to play games.

So we'll make a game out of it.
Nice thinking, Squeaks.

Listen, pal, we're gonna
play hide and seek.

I'll seek and you hide.
Got it?

(LAUGHS)

GIANT: Yay!

Okay. One, two, three...

Ready or not,
here I come.

Oh, come on.
Can't you find
a better place to hide?

Aha! I demand you
bring forth the giant!

I know he's hiding
around here somewhere.

Maybe he's under this rock!

Maybe he's under
this rodent!

Maybe he's under
this rock again!

Oh, who am I kidding?

I've looked everywhere.

He could be right in front
of my face and I probably
wouldn't see him.

(SOBBING)

GIANT: Duh, here you go.

Thank you, giant.

Giant? Prepare to
be captured, giant!

Quick, giant, run!

Huh?

Come back here, giant.
Tally-h*!

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIANT GASPS)

What the... (EXCLAIMS)

GIANT: Whoa!

Oh, give me a break!

(LAUGHING)

GIANT: Whoa!

(PANTING) Giant,
I'm going to get you.

Me go night-night.

(GRUNTING)

Giant, do something!

GIANT: I got you.

- Phew!
- Phew!

Zounds! You've saved
my life, giant.

If there is anything to do
to repay you, I will do it.

Are you sure
this is the only way
to pay him back?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Isn't there something else?

Uh, sorry, but this is
the game that the big guy
wanted to play.

Duh, I'm gonna
kick the can!

(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS) I won!
I kicked the can!

And if we play again,
I might kick the bucket.

(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERING) Just a few more
screws need to be tightened
and this plane will be ready.

Let's fire her up.

-(STUTTERING)
- Propellers are working. Check.

(SCREAMING)

(MUTTERS)

Now to check the rudders.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

This is no time to take a nap.
I'm about to make history!

I'm going to be the first
creature to fly an airplane.

I don't think the plane
is ready to be flown yet.

According to my calculations,

you don't have enough power
to get off the ground.

We need more lift
to offset the-the drag.

You're a drag.
Here's your lift.

Now stop stalling.
I've got a date with destiny!

Me and Destiny got
dinner plans around 7:00.

Don't want to
keep her waiting. Rrr!

MAN 1: Hey, duck!

Oh, no.

What in tarnation is that
doohickey you got there?

(GROANS)
The Wright brothers.

I think it's a couch
made of newspaper.

Nuh-uh. I reckon it's
a newfangled sideways ladder
for some kind of giant.

It's an airplane.

I'm gonna fly this machine
up into the air

as far away from you two
as possible.

But ain't you a duck?

Can't you done fly already?

Why would a creature
that done got wings

need some fancy
flying machine?

It don't make no sense.

Well, yes, personally,
I can fly.

But we've built this machine
so that all creatures of the
world can experience flight.

Well, how you gonna fit
all the dem creatures
of the world

on that there
little aeroplane?

I mean, what about them
whales and elephants?

Them are awful big.

(BLABBERING)
You know what?

Just don't talk.
Just stand there
and don't say anything.

Because you are really
sucking the fun out
of this historic moment.

But what about...

(WINDING)

Sir, maybe we should
consider using a smaller
take off hill.

Take her easy, wheezy.
I got her under control.

Now, start the motor.

You two might
wanna step aside.

Once the engine starts,
I am gonna zip past you at
speeds that'll dazzle you.

And if you're not careful,
you're gonna get caught up
in the wake of the plane.

Start the engine.

(WHIRRING)

(ENGINE SPUTTERS)

Huh. This is not moving
as fast as I thought.

What were you speaking of
when you said "wet"?

Should we be getting
our swim trunks on?

Please be quiet.
I need to focus on flying.

(BOTH WHISTLING)

- Uh, what's that now?
- Nothing!

Stop walking alongside me.
I'm gonna take flight.

Where are you
gonna take it?

It's a figure of speech!

Just get out of here.
Of all the distractions.

I am trying to do
the undoable!

(CRASHING)

(STRAINING)

(GASPS) Phew!

Now we're cooking.

(DAFFY WHOOPING)

Okay, let her rip.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Hey, Mr. Duck.
Your plane done left.

But you stayed right here
like a dump on a log.
Did you know that?

Don't you two have
anything better to do than
stand here and to watch me?

BOTH: Not particularly.

Don't you have
anything better to do?

(GROANS)
"Don't have anything better"?

I can think of something
better to do right about now.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

(STUTTERS) Sir,
I'm not sure
this is the best idea.

Just cut the rope.

(GASPS)

I done think.--

- But--
- I--

When a machine fails
to help launch a machine,

you turn to animals
to help the machine.

You're gonna make that
flying machine into
a stage coach?

A stage coach?
I love playing
Cowboys and Indians.

(MIMICS g*n sh**ting)

- You missed me.
- No, I didn't.

Will you dimwits knock it off?

Thank you.

As you can see,
I'm going to use these horses

to generate enough speed
to have lift off.

Then I, Daffy Duck,
will go down in history.

You're gonna go
down all right.

Hyah!

Hey, this might actually work.

I can't see! (SCREAMING)

Oh, that's better.

-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Hey, we're on that
there flying machine.

And there's a big old
doggy on it, too.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Look at us!
We're flying an aeroplane!

We're gonna adopt
this here dog.

He's gonna be my friend.

(ALL WHOOPING)

We're the first people
who done flowndidid.

I'm a flying cowboy!

(MIMICS g*ns sh**ting)

Look, Mr. Duck,
the plane works, it flew.

Yeah, I see that.

Sorry you weren't
the first one to do it.

Those two dullards?
Don't worry.

No one's gonna remember
the first people in flight
were the Wright Brothers.

Brother, you're probably...
(STUTTERING) Wrong.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)